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Chuck Norris ordered a Larue OBR and UPS was ringing his doorbell to deliver it as he was hanging up with Mark....Chuck don't take to kindly to "lead times"
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Didn't Bruce Lee beat Chuck once? http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1740073/bruce-lee-beats-chuck-norris-o.gifhttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LsOC_FpJTbs/T16OcIp0zyI/AAAAAAAAbkE/6bswscEl-QE/s1600/Bruce+Lee+Chuck+Norris+chest+hair+rip.gif View Quote It's called acting, duh. |
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I just saw this thread, thought it was new, and got startled by a 36_Gauge post on page 1
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It's called acting, duh. It was Bruce's birfday and Chuck wanted to be nice to him. The one kick Chuck scored killed Bruce several years later. |
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Some people Square Dance for fun
Chuck Norris Cube Dances for fun. |
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Probably been posted but:
God said "Let there be light!" and Chuck Norris said "Say please." |
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Chuck Norris is THE reason Sauron only has one eye.
Brain Williams covered the brawl for MSNBC. Half of the commenters were DUm-DUm's that said that Sauron was merely misunderstood, a fine Outstanding person who was good towards his parents, kittahs, dags and was an Honor Student that helped little old ladies cross the street. |
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Chuck Norris is still posting from time to time in This Thread
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[#21]
Chuck norris like's his meat rare so he only eats Unicorn meat
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Chuck Norris plays ALL his scenes in a movie. All of them, including those where they'd usually use a stand-in. `Cause NOBODY compares to Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris once spell-checked the alphabet. Found 7 errors. View Quote You never see Chuck Norris in love scenes because relations with him always lead to the woman's death. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Ash Williams is the only man awesome enough to face off against Chuck Norris.
The Universe sent him back in time to prevent this from happening. |
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Chuck Norris can enrich uranium using a pair of nunchucks as a centrifuge...
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On the Mohs Scale tungsten carbide rates a scale of 9, Diamonds reach 10.
The fists of Chuck Norris registered 42. They think; the machine broke. |
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People think the Titanic struck an iceberg and it sunk.
They are all wrong. |
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[#30]
Chuck Norris understands women!
He was also the first person on the block with nuclear powered toilet paper. |
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Chuck Norris doesn't always win:
He couldn't find anybody brave (read dumb) enough to bet against him in this years Kentucky Derby |
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while Chuck Norris was in elementary school, he once had a math test. He wrote the word violence on a blank sheet of paper and He got an A.
Because Chuck Norris solves all of his problems with violence. |
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Trivette was in Karate Kid 2 http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chozen-karate-kid-2.jpg View Quote He was in TOP GUN too |
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Chuck Norris has already won a Final Seat at this year's World Series of Poker.
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When Chuck Norris started acting, someone told him "Break a Leg!"
The entire audience had to be evacuated via ambulance. |
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Chuck Norris doesn't Always win:
He lost a pie eating contest to Governor Crispy Creame He lost a beached whale lookalike contest to Michael Moore |
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Nuclear fission is simple.
Chuck Norris simply frowns at a piece of uranium. |
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Chuck Norris doesn't Always win: He lost a pie eating contest to Governor Crispy Creame He lost a beached whale lookalike contest to Michael Moore Who do you think beached that whale? |
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Remember the story of the little boy that made a horse laugh the first week, cry the second week?
That was Chuck Norris, age 5 |
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[#45]
Chuck Norris gets his Egg McMuffins from Chik-fil-A. At 3pm. On a Sunday.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris can swim through land |
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That's because those guys got that way because they are losers, and Chuck NEVER loses. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Chuck Norris doesn't Always win: He lost a pie eating contest to Governor Crispy Creame He lost a beached whale lookalike contest to Michael Moore That's because those guys got that way because they are losers, and Chuck NEVER loses. Welp, Crispy Creame got to be governor, albeit of an armpit of a state. And Mooooooooore makes very popular fiction films. Tho neither of them can make diamonds just by punching lumps of coal, like Chuck can. |
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