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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:16:18 PM
Thought it had some rather interesting stuff.



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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:18:38 PM
That's some truly funny shit right there
Thanks, Fugitive!
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:18:48 PM
Thats fucking hilarious.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:19:50 PM
I chortled.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:21:18 PM
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I'll take one of those 8 function multitools and of course a Meglinator.


Where's my 20% off coupon? Never pay full retail.



It's great satire, but why did the author steal CTD's inverse sale price marketing ploy? It's distracting.
HF doesn't do that. 10 cents off would be dead-on-balls accurate.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:22:53 PM
I LOLed.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:23:54 PM
I have one of those generators.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:25:09 PM
The 148 piece tool set kills me.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:26:24 PM
I raffed. But they arent that bad the nail gun and sander i bought last year are still working awesome and they always have the lame flashlights.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:28:27 PM
I own most of those tools.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:29:04 PM
Hahaha awesome! My friend bought a mini-sledge from there that nearly took his Dad's eye out when it broke apart, definitely a Hazard!
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:29:13 PM
You had me at 'Muppet-Grade felt work gloves'...
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:33:14 PM
I literally LOLed.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:35:00 PM
Now that's fucking funny.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:35:59 PM
Carpenter's Dreidel...Muppet-Grade felt gloves...







Speed


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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:40:30 PM
I know that peoples here loves to hate on Harbor Freight, but I just bought a 100 piece security bit set, with various holders and a plastic box, for 10 bucks. Sure can't do that at Snap On. Or Sears.

'Course I'm not working on the Space Shuttle either.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:41:39 PM
Anyone else notice that the "Sale" prices are higher than the regular price?

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:41:54 PM
Ok, I raffed.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:42:44 PM
Thanks!
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:43:20 PM

Originally Posted By widerstehe:
Anyone else notice that the "Sale" prices are higher than the regular price?


More economical than soil.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:46:03 PM
Originally Posted By cgrant26:
Now that's fucking funny.


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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:47:32 PM
That shows some genuine talent.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:47:43 PM
FINALLY !!! truth in advertising !!
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:49:35 PM

Originally Posted By Keith_J:

Originally Posted By widerstehe:
Anyone else notice that the "Sale" prices are higher than the regular price?


More economical than soil.

Thriftier than earth.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:49:47 PM
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:51:51 PM
and passed on to the guys at GJ - LOL
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:52:39 PM
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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:24:16 PM
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Much ROFLMAO going on here.

And I buy shit at HF all the time.

ETA: Debating building a "cordless hammer" to put in my work tools. Fun with idiot co-workers FTW!
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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:32:34 PM
The parking lot sale is pretty much dead-on.

Playing with my HF airbrush as I type this...
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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:36:42 PM
Im gonna have to order 1 of those manual chainsaws
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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:37:46 PM
Don't get ripped off like I did, that 18v Hammer is too weak, get the 24v model for only $25 more.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:42:32 PM
If that moron head lamp was a tactical moron head lamp .....

Well .....




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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:46:45 PM
Moron Lamp. Classic.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:46:50 PM
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I now have co-workers reading this over my shoulder and laughing as well.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:52:58 PM
Hysterical. Tears in my eyes.
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Noise and Fume Generator!
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:00:25 PM
I didnt even know they made a hydraulic nail unbender...
in the long run that should save me a ton of money
headed to HF after work....
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:05:37 PM
I lost it on "SOME KIND OF GAUGE - Higher numbers in 'danger' red"
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:15:00 PM
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Print off a bunch and stick em in the flyer rack at the store
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:16:28 PM


Thank you! I haven't laughed like that since I was a little girl!

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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:36:12 PM
I really need me a manual chainsaw.

That was funny, made me cry.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:45:06 PM
Looks like CTD bought out Harbor Freight.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:45:20 PM
Originally Posted By 23pistol23:
I lost it on "SOME KIND OF GAUGE - Higher numbers in 'danger' red"


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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:46:04 PM
I lost it on the hose/cord!
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:49:13 PM



This has to be a gurella campaign by somwbody who works at Craftsman.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:50:36 PM
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:52:26 PM

Originally Posted By Atomic_Ferret:
Much ROFLMAO going on here.

And I buy shit at HF all the time.

ETA: Debating building a "cordless hammer" to put in my work tools. Fun with idiot co-workers FTW!

same here. I so want to print off some color copies and leave at the local HF store...
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:54:49 PM

Originally Posted By Glockadoodadoo:
If that moron head lamp was a tactical moron head lamp .....

Well .....






Paint it FDE, add a piece of velcro, call it "tactical" and ARfworld would buy it...
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:55:49 PM
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:59:15 PM
Originally Posted By MNMachinist:
Originally Posted By cgrant26:
Now that's fucking funny.




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