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nj0ywatch1np0rn Member Joined: Nov 2004 TX, USA Posts: 872 Feedback: 100% (9)	Posted: 9/17/2012 3:16:18 PM THE IMAGE ABOVE IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT Thought it had some rather interesting stuff.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:18:38 PM

That's some truly funny shit right there

Thanks, Fugitive!

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:19:50 PM

I chortled.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:21:18 PM

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I'll take one of those 8 function multitools and of course a Meglinator.

Where's my 20% off coupon? Never pay full retail.

It's great satire, but why did the author steal CTD's inverse sale price marketing ploy? It's distracting.
HF doesn't do that. 10 cents off would be dead-on-balls accurate.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:23:54 PM

I have one of those generators.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:25:09 PM

The 148 piece tool set kills me.

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grayparatrooper Member Team Member Joined: Apr 2006 TX, USA Posts: 6191 Feedback: 100% (12) Link To This Post	Posted: 9/17/2012 3:26:24 PM I raffed. But they arent that bad the nail gun and sander i bought last year are still working awesome and they always have the lame flashlights.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:28:27 PM

I own most of those tools.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:29:04 PM

Hahaha awesome! My friend bought a mini-sledge from there that nearly took his Dad's eye out when it broke apart, definitely a Hazard!

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:35:59 PM

Carpenter's Dreidel...Muppet-Grade felt gloves...

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:40:30 PM

I know that peoples here loves to hate on Harbor Freight, but I just bought a 100 piece security bit set, with various holders and a plastic box, for 10 bucks. Sure can't do that at Snap On. Or Sears.

'Course I'm not working on the Space Shuttle either.

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widerstehe Member Team Member Joined: Nov 2009 USA Posts: 2597 Feedback: 100% (5) Link To This Post	Posted: 9/17/2012 3:41:39 PM Anyone else notice that the "Sale" prices are higher than the regular price?
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:41:54 PM

Ok, I raffed.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:42:44 PM

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:43:20 PM

Originally Posted By widerstehe:
Anyone else notice that the "Sale" prices are higher than the regular price?

More economical than soil.

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MNMachinist Member Joined: Aug 2012 MN, USA Posts: 451 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 9/17/2012 3:46:03 PM Originally Posted By cgrant26: Now that's fucking funny.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:47:43 PM

FINALLY !!! truth in advertising !!

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:49:35 PM

Originally Posted By Keith_J:

Originally Posted By widerstehe:
Anyone else notice that the "Sale" prices are higher than the regular price?

More economical than soil.

Thriftier than earth.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:49:47 PM

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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:52:39 PM

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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:24:16 PM

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Much ROFLMAO going on here.

And I buy shit at HF all the time.

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JerkStore Member Team Member Joined: Mar 2004 USA Posts: 11799 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 9/17/2012 4:32:34 PM The parking lot sale is pretty much dead-on. Playing with my HF airbrush as I type this...
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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:37:46 PM

Don't get ripped off like I did, that 18v Hammer is too weak, get the 24v model for only $25 more.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:42:32 PM

If that moron head lamp was a tactical moron head lamp .....

Well .....

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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:46:45 PM

Moron Lamp. Classic.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:46:50 PM

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I now have co-workers reading this over my shoulder and laughing as well.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:52:58 PM

Hysterical. Tears in my eyes.

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bigrob88 Member Team Member Joined: Aug 2009 TX, USA Posts: 3683 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 9/17/2012 5:00:25 PM I didnt even know they made a hydraulic nail unbender... in the long run that should save me a ton of money headed to HF after work....
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:05:37 PM

I lost it on "SOME KIND OF GAUGE - Higher numbers in 'danger' red"

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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:45:06 PM

Looks like CTD bought out Harbor Freight.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:49:13 PM

This has to be a gurella campaign by somwbody who works at Craftsman.

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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:50:36 PM

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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:52:26 PM

Originally Posted By Atomic_Ferret:
Much ROFLMAO going on here.

And I buy shit at HF all the time.

ETA: Debating building a "cordless hammer" to put in my work tools. Fun with idiot co-workers FTW!

same here. I so want to print off some color copies and leave at the local HF store...

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stoner63a Member Joined: Aug 2003 CO, USA Posts: 8965 Feedback: 100% (141) Link To This Post	Posted: 9/17/2012 5:54:49 PM Originally Posted By Glockadoodadoo: If that moron head lamp was a tactical moron head lamp ..... Well ..... Paint it FDE, add a piece of velcro, call it "tactical" and ARfworld would buy it...
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