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Posted: 8/28/2012 8:44:34 AM
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Judge Judy hit this lady with logic and reason and she was dumbfounded.
Liberalism in a nutshell
Well done Judge Judy!


Judge Judy's turds have a higher IQ than that dumbass has in her entire brain.
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Posted: 8/28/2012 8:45:19 AM
I aint even got one BMW
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I aint even got one BMW


But you got an AR-15!!
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Posted: 8/28/2012 8:48:17 AM

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I aint even got one BMW

You aren't missing much. Except mechanic's rates over $100/hr.
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Posted: 8/28/2012 8:52:09 AM
She did a number on a woman who was trying to get money back from her daughter.

"So I loaned her $2,000.00..."

"$2,000.00? Where did you get $2,000.00?"

"I saved it up from my disability cheques."

"What disability, you look fine to me."

"I have beginning arthritis, your honor."

"Beginning arthritis? Is that some kind of joke? OK, proceed."

"As I as saying your honor, I saved up $2,000.00 of my money..."

"No, you don't have a job, you saved up $2,000.00 of MY money."



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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:03:15 AM
Originally Posted By Psychovore:
She did a number on a woman who was trying to get money back from her daughter.

"So I loaned her $2,000.00..."

"$2,000.00? Where did you get $2,000.00?"

"I saved it up from my disability cheques."

"What disability, you look fine to me."

"I have beginning arthritis, your honor."

"Beginning arthritis? Is that some kind of joke? OK, proceed."

"As I as saying your honor, I saved up $2,000.00 of my money..."

"No, you don't have a job, you saved up $2,000.00 of MY money."



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She used a similar approach on this guy





























I didn't watch all of it, but it was certainly heading in an interesting direction.
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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:05:10 AM
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The threshold moment in this country was when so many people became unashamed of demanding the fruits of someone else's labor.


While I loved the smackdown..


Imagine MIZZ Gephardt with a gun in her hand and how dangerous she would be.
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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:07:56 AM
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Well, according to her site, she was working.....somewhat....before child number 5.
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Form her site: I serve women birthing in these hospitals: Any in the CMC network; Lake Norman Regional; Gaston County;
Piedmont (Rock Hill); and the Carolina Community Maternity Center. Note: I do not attend births in the
Presbyterian system


I wonder what this cunt-rag's problem is with the Presbyterian hospitals....but whatever, makes me feel good that we have built shit for that system.. Just to make it bigger and piss this bitch off.
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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:08:03 AM
Originally Posted By phatmax:
Originally Posted By CWO:
The threshold moment in this country was when so many people became unashamed of demanding the fruits of someone else's labor.


While I loved the smackdown..


Imagine MIZZ Gephardt with a gun in her hand and how dangerous she would be.


Debatable.

From what I've read about her on the Net, it might be rather easy to out maneuver her and get the drop.
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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:13:16 AM
Had to watch it a second time after the comment about the background audience.
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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:13:44 AM
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Originally Posted By phatmax:
Originally Posted By CWO:
The threshold moment in this country was when so many people became unashamed of demanding the fruits of someone else's labor.


While I loved the smackdown..


Imagine MIZZ Gephardt with a gun in her hand and how dangerous she would be.


Debatable.

From what I've read about her on the Net, it might be rather easy to out maneuver her and get the drop.
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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:15:07 AM
All of you cheering for Judge Judy know she's rabidly anti-gun, right?
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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:19:17 AM
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Originally Posted By phatmax:
Originally Posted By CWO:
The threshold moment in this country was when so many people became unashamed of demanding the fruits of someone else's labor.


While I loved the smackdown..


Imagine MIZZ Gephardt with a gun in her hand and how dangerous she would be.


Debatable.

From what I've read about her on the Net, it might be rather easy to out maneuver her and get the drop.
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This is true, you could distract her by reading quotes from Mao's Little Red Book, or screaming "Look behind you!!! A CAPITALIST!!!"
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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:19:22 AM
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Originally Posted By RightwingNutjob:
I aint even got one BMW

You aren't missing much. Except mechanic's rates over $100/hr.


Some times Keith you hit one out of the park....

Other times, you post this drivel...

2nd BMW, never had to take my engine apart like some certain TDI...

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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:19:22 AM
I'd so give Judge Judy a sponge bath!
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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:20:43 AM
Originally Posted By HKUSP45C:
All of you cheering for Judge Judy know she's rabidly anti-gun, right?


She ain't enforcing gun laws here, so her personal view on that is rather meaningless. She is beating the shit out of leeches and punishing them. I will take it where I can get it.
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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:21:20 AM
Originally Posted By HKUSP45C:
All of you cheering for Judge Judy know she's rabidly anti-gun, right?


That does not mean every statement she utters is incorrect. (sure, most, but, c'mon)

And when she puts down an anti-parasite smack down, we'll still watch that clip.

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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:23:49 AM
After all, we all know OG is the resident Christian-hater. Zaphod
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Ya i'll give some one non family member 2k just because I drive a BMW and can have a cleaning person come over.
They are rich so they can afford to spread the wealth to me.
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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:30:26 AM
That was great!

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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:33:38 AM
Originally Posted By HKUSP45C:
All of you cheering for Judge Judy know she's rabidly anti-gun, right?


And I'm anti automobile I don't think anybody should own them things..............................but who hell give a shit what I think
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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:38:12 AM
I've seen this one before and it is scary. Not funny, not amusing, but absolutely fucking scary!!!!!!!!!!!! The entitlement idea. People like her are one crisis away from "justifying" themselves into coming after your shit.
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Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Originally Posted By Psychovore:
She did a number on a woman who was trying to get money back from her daughter.

"So I loaned her $2,000.00..."

"$2,000.00? Where did you get $2,000.00?"

"I saved it up from my disability cheques."

"What disability, you look fine to me."

"I have beginning arthritis, your honor."

"Beginning arthritis? Is that some kind of joke? OK, proceed."

"As I as saying your honor, I saved up $2,000.00 of my money..."

"No, you don't have a job, you saved up $2,000.00 of MY money."



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She used a similar approach on this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9oHRow1DZM



























I didn't watch all of it, but it was certainly heading in an interesting direction.
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Notice the defendant keeps making that awkward gesture rubbing his hand over his nose. And notice at around 1:47 Jude Judy turns to her bailiff and asks him "you got it?" and he says "I got it." I will wager dollars to donuts Judge Judy suspects the guys us a tweaker who likes sniffing stuff through his nose. Could be wrong, but that exchange just seemed...odd.
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Is it me or does Judge Judy sound like a feminine Al Pacino?
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Originally Posted By ValleyGunner:
I've seen this one before and it is scary. Not funny, not amusing, but absolutely fucking scary!!!!!!!!!!!! The entitlement idea. People like her are one crisis away from "justifying" themselves into coming after your shit.


Good Luck.....
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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:44:19 AM
Not JUST that, but she voted for obamdamdingdong. she talked about it on larry king, and was disjointed in him!!

Originally Posted By Markbb:
Originally Posted By HKUSP45C:
All of you cheering for Judge Judy know she's rabidly anti-gun, right?


And I'm anti automobile I don't think anybody should own them things..............................but who hell give a shit what I think


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Posted: 8/28/2012 9:50:51 AM

Originally Posted By godzillamax:
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Originally Posted By Psychovore:
She did a number on a woman who was trying to get money back from her daughter.

"So I loaned her $2,000.00..."

"$2,000.00? Where did you get $2,000.00?"

"I saved it up from my disability cheques."

"What disability, you look fine to me."

"I have beginning arthritis, your honor."

"Beginning arthritis? Is that some kind of joke? OK, proceed."

"As I as saying your honor, I saved up $2,000.00 of my money..."

"No, you don't have a job, you saved up $2,000.00 of MY money."



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She used a similar approach on this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9oHRow1DZM



























I didn't watch all of it, but it was certainly heading in an interesting direction.
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Notice the plaintiff keeps making that awkward gesture rubbing his hand over his nose. And notice at around 1:47 Jude Judy turns to her bailiff and asks him "you got it?" and he says "I got it." I will wager dollars to donuts Judge Judy suspects the guys us a tweaker who likes sniffing stuff through his nose.

That's the defendant making the rubbing gesture
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Notice how quickly she brings it out, haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Cc97wWfuk


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Well, according to her site, she was working.....somewhat....before child number 5.
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LOL, she is a "Child Passenger Safety Technician, qualified to check
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Funny how I have 5 kids and a dog and I dont ask anyone for shit.

Well yeah, but you're not a leech.
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The threshold moment in this country was when so many people became unashamed of demanding the fruits of someone else's labor.

That is fucking spot on.
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She had the money to give me. She loa.... "Judgement for the Plaintiff"


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Originally Posted By maleante:
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Well, according to her site, she was working.....somewhat....before child number 5.
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LOL, she is a "Child Passenger Safety Technician, qualified to check
car seat installation."


Not that this lends her any credence at all but, you'd be surprised how many seemingly competent people have their child restraints\car seats installed improperly and are firmly convinced they got it right. My BIL is an EMT/Fire Fighter and he says MOST people who bring their cars in to have them checked got it wrong when they did it themselves.

He also said that the instructional videos on YouTube seem to be bringing those numbers down. Yay Internet!
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Originally Posted By theal:

Originally Posted By godzillamax:
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Originally Posted By Psychovore:
She did a number on a woman who was trying to get money back from her daughter.

"So I loaned her $2,000.00..."

"$2,000.00? Where did you get $2,000.00?"

"I saved it up from my disability cheques."

"What disability, you look fine to me."

"I have beginning arthritis, your honor."

"Beginning arthritis? Is that some kind of joke? OK, proceed."

"As I as saying your honor, I saved up $2,000.00 of my money..."

"No, you don't have a job, you saved up $2,000.00 of MY money."



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


She used a similar approach on this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9oHRow1DZM



























I didn't watch all of it, but it was certainly heading in an interesting direction.
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Notice the plaintiff keeps making that awkward gesture rubbing his hand over his nose. And notice at around 1:47 Jude Judy turns to her bailiff and asks him "you got it?" and he says "I got it." I will wager dollars to donuts Judge Judy suspects the guys us a tweaker who likes sniffing stuff through his nose.

That's the defendant making the rubbing gesture


Yeah, defendant, not plaintiff. Thanks for catching that.
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Okay, I'll say it... I would totally fuck Judge Judy. Just so that I could say I did it.

I'd walk up to the table at the Arfcom convention, and some dude would be like, "I did 17 tours in Afghanistan."

And another guy would say, "Yeah, well, I set fire to my neighbor's hurby-curby."

And then I'd say... "Oh yeah? Well, I fucked Judge Judy."

And suddenly, motherfuckers would get all quiet, and someone would buy me a drink.
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Originally Posted By STUBBO:
She had the money to give me. She loa.... "Judgement for the Plaintiff"


Total win right there
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Ok, I admit it, I'm secretly in love with Judge Judy...
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Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Originally Posted By Psychovore:
She did a number on a woman who was trying to get money back from her daughter.

"So I loaned her $2,000.00..."

"$2,000.00? Where did you get $2,000.00?"

"I saved it up from my disability cheques."

"What disability, you look fine to me."

"I have beginning arthritis, your honor."

"Beginning arthritis? Is that some kind of joke? OK, proceed."

"As I as saying your honor, I saved up $2,000.00 of my money..."

"No, you don't have a job, you saved up $2,000.00 of MY money."



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She used a similar approach on this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9oHRow1DZM



























I didn't watch all of it, but it was certainly heading in an interesting direction.
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FYI, the ending was actually worth the build up.... apparently birds of a feather flock together. *facepalm*
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Originally Posted By 5robert25:
Funny how I have 5 kids and a dog and I dont ask anyone for shit.


No dog, but I also have 5 kids and I'm not asking anyone for money.
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Okay, I'll say it... I would totally fuck Judge Judy. Just so that I could say I did it.

I'd walk up to the table at the Arfcom convention, and some dude would be like, "I did 17 tours in Afghanistan."

And another guy would say, "Yeah, well, I set fire to my neighbor's hurby-curby."

And then I'd say... "Oh yeah? Well, I fucked Judge Judy."

And suddenly, motherfuckers would get all quiet, and someone would buy me a drink.


Actually you wouldn't be fucking her, she would be fucking you. So your story would be more like "I just got fucked by Judge Judy".
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