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Link Posted: 8/28/2012 4:44:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ohiodawg:
Judge Judy hit this lady with logic and reason and she was dumbfounded.
Liberalism in a nutshell
Well done Judge Judy!


Judge Judy's turds have a higher IQ than that dumbass has in her entire brain.
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 4:45:19 AM EDT
I aint even got one BMW
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 4:45:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RightwingNutjob:
I aint even got one BMW


But you got an AR-15!!
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 4:48:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RightwingNutjob:
I aint even got one BMW

You aren't missing much. Except mechanic's rates over $100/hr.
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 4:52:09 AM EDT
She did a number on a woman who was trying to get money back from her daughter.

"So I loaned her $2,000.00..."

"$2,000.00? Where did you get $2,000.00?"

"I saved it up from my disability cheques."

"What disability, you look fine to me."

"I have beginning arthritis, your honor."

"Beginning arthritis? Is that some kind of joke? OK, proceed."

"As I as saying your honor, I saved up $2,000.00 of my money..."

"No, you don't have a job, you saved up $2,000.00 of MY money."



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Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:03:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Psychovore:
She did a number on a woman who was trying to get money back from her daughter.

"So I loaned her $2,000.00..."

"$2,000.00? Where did you get $2,000.00?"

"I saved it up from my disability cheques."

"What disability, you look fine to me."

"I have beginning arthritis, your honor."

"Beginning arthritis? Is that some kind of joke? OK, proceed."

"As I as saying your honor, I saved up $2,000.00 of my money..."

"No, you don't have a job, you saved up $2,000.00 of MY money."



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She used a similar approach on this guy





























I didn't watch all of it, but it was certainly heading in an interesting direction.
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(" [takes away box of pizza from Spicoli] Mr. Spicoli your absoloutly right it is our time yours mine and everyone elses. but it is my class. [calls up a couple of students] Mr. Spicoli has been nice enough to offer us some pizza. Be my guest. Get a Good one."––Mr. Hand, (w,stte), "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:05:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By CWO:
The threshold moment in this country was when so many people became unashamed of demanding the fruits of someone else's labor.


While I loved the smackdown..


Imagine MIZZ Gephardt with a gun in her hand and how dangerous she would be.
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:07:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Well, according to her site, she was working.....somewhat....before child number 5.
_______________________________________________________________
("We know who you are."––nanobytes who have occupied Data, (w,stte), "ST:TNG")


Form her site: I serve women birthing in these hospitals: Any in the CMC network; Lake Norman Regional; Gaston County;
Piedmont (Rock Hill); and the Carolina Community Maternity Center. Note: I do not attend births in the
Presbyterian system


I wonder what this cunt-rag's problem is with the Presbyterian hospitals....but whatever, makes me feel good that we have built shit for that system.. Just to make it bigger and piss this bitch off.
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:08:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By phatmax:
Originally Posted By CWO:
The threshold moment in this country was when so many people became unashamed of demanding the fruits of someone else's labor.


While I loved the smackdown..


Imagine MIZZ Gephardt with a gun in her hand and how dangerous she would be.


Debatable.

From what I've read about her on the Net, it might be rather easy to out maneuver her and get the drop.
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("Remember to take the safety catch off."––Gambit and as the secretary checks the gun, he grabs it, (w,stte), The New Avengers, "Angels of Death")
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:13:16 AM EDT
Had to watch it a second time after the comment about the background audience.
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:13:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Originally Posted By phatmax:
Originally Posted By CWO:
The threshold moment in this country was when so many people became unashamed of demanding the fruits of someone else's labor.


While I loved the smackdown..


Imagine MIZZ Gephardt with a gun in her hand and how dangerous she would be.


Debatable.

From what I've read about her on the Net, it might be rather easy to out maneuver her and get the drop.
_____________________________________________________________________________
("Remember to take the safety catch off."––Gambit and as the secretary checks the gun, he grabs it, (w,stte), The New Avengers, "Angels of Death")


Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:15:07 AM EDT
All of you cheering for Judge Judy know she's rabidly anti-gun, right?
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:19:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Originally Posted By phatmax:
Originally Posted By CWO:
The threshold moment in this country was when so many people became unashamed of demanding the fruits of someone else's labor.


While I loved the smackdown..


Imagine MIZZ Gephardt with a gun in her hand and how dangerous she would be.


Debatable.

From what I've read about her on the Net, it might be rather easy to out maneuver her and get the drop.
_____________________________________________________________________________
("Remember to take the safety catch off."––Gambit and as the secretary checks the gun, he grabs it, (w,stte), The New Avengers, "Angels of Death")




This is true, you could distract her by reading quotes from Mao's Little Red Book, or screaming "Look behind you!!! A CAPITALIST!!!"
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:19:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Keith_J:

Originally Posted By RightwingNutjob:
I aint even got one BMW

You aren't missing much. Except mechanic's rates over $100/hr.


Some times Keith you hit one out of the park....

Other times, you post this drivel...

2nd BMW, never had to take my engine apart like some certain TDI...

TXL
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:19:22 AM EDT
I'd so give Judge Judy a sponge bath!
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:20:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By HKUSP45C:
All of you cheering for Judge Judy know she's rabidly anti-gun, right?


She ain't enforcing gun laws here, so her personal view on that is rather meaningless. She is beating the shit out of leeches and punishing them. I will take it where I can get it.
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:21:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By HKUSP45C:
All of you cheering for Judge Judy know she's rabidly anti-gun, right?


That does not mean every statement she utters is incorrect. (sure, most, but, c'mon)

And when she puts down an anti-parasite smack down, we'll still watch that clip.

TXL
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:23:49 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:30:23 AM EDT
Ya i'll give some one non family member 2k just because I drive a BMW and can have a cleaning person come over.
They are rich so they can afford to spread the wealth to me.
What a moroon
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:30:26 AM EDT
That was great!

Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:32:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:33:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By HKUSP45C:
All of you cheering for Judge Judy know she's rabidly anti-gun, right?


And I'm anti automobile I don't think anybody should own them things..............................but who hell give a shit what I think
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:38:12 AM EDT
I've seen this one before and it is scary. Not funny, not amusing, but absolutely fucking scary!!!!!!!!!!!! The entitlement idea. People like her are one crisis away from "justifying" themselves into coming after your shit.
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:40:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/28/2012 6:47:39 AM EDT by godzillamax]
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Originally Posted By Psychovore:
She did a number on a woman who was trying to get money back from her daughter.

"So I loaned her $2,000.00..."

"$2,000.00? Where did you get $2,000.00?"

"I saved it up from my disability cheques."

"What disability, you look fine to me."

"I have beginning arthritis, your honor."

"Beginning arthritis? Is that some kind of joke? OK, proceed."

"As I as saying your honor, I saved up $2,000.00 of my money..."

"No, you don't have a job, you saved up $2,000.00 of MY money."



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


She used a similar approach on this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9oHRow1DZM



























I didn't watch all of it, but it was certainly heading in an interesting direction.
______________________________________________________________
(" [takes away box of pizza from Spicoli] Mr. Spicoli your absoloutly right it is our time yours mine and everyone elses. but it is my class. [calls up a couple of students] Mr. Spicoli has been nice enough to offer us some pizza. Be my guest. Get a Good one."––Mr. Hand, (w,stte), "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")


Notice the defendant keeps making that awkward gesture rubbing his hand over his nose. And notice at around 1:47 Jude Judy turns to her bailiff and asks him "you got it?" and he says "I got it." I will wager dollars to donuts Judge Judy suspects the guys us a tweaker who likes sniffing stuff through his nose. Could be wrong, but that exchange just seemed...odd.
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:41:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:41:17 AM EDT
Is it me or does Judge Judy sound like a feminine Al Pacino?
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:41:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:43:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ValleyGunner:
I've seen this one before and it is scary. Not funny, not amusing, but absolutely fucking scary!!!!!!!!!!!! The entitlement idea. People like her are one crisis away from "justifying" themselves into coming after your shit.


Good Luck.....
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:44:19 AM EDT
Not JUST that, but she voted for obamdamdingdong. she talked about it on larry king, and was disjointed in him!!

Originally Posted By Markbb:
Originally Posted By HKUSP45C:
All of you cheering for Judge Judy know she's rabidly anti-gun, right?


And I'm anti automobile I don't think anybody should own them things..............................but who hell give a shit what I think


Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:49:27 AM EDT
Pa Pow


Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:50:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By godzillamax:
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Originally Posted By Psychovore:
She did a number on a woman who was trying to get money back from her daughter.

"So I loaned her $2,000.00..."

"$2,000.00? Where did you get $2,000.00?"

"I saved it up from my disability cheques."

"What disability, you look fine to me."

"I have beginning arthritis, your honor."

"Beginning arthritis? Is that some kind of joke? OK, proceed."

"As I as saying your honor, I saved up $2,000.00 of my money..."

"No, you don't have a job, you saved up $2,000.00 of MY money."



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


She used a similar approach on this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9oHRow1DZM

I didn't watch all of it, but it was certainly heading in an interesting direction.
______________________________________________________________
(" [takes away box of pizza from Spicoli] Mr. Spicoli your absoloutly right it is our time yours mine and everyone elses. but it is my class. [calls up a couple of students] Mr. Spicoli has been nice enough to offer us some pizza. Be my guest. Get a Good one."––Mr. Hand, (w,stte), "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")


Notice the plaintiff keeps making that awkward gesture rubbing his hand over his nose. And notice at around 1:47 Jude Judy turns to her bailiff and asks him "you got it?" and he says "I got it." I will wager dollars to donuts Judge Judy suspects the guys us a tweaker who likes sniffing stuff through his nose.

That's the defendant making the rubbing gesture
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:57:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By JBlitzen:
Notice how quickly she brings it out, haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Cc97wWfuk


funny
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 5:59:44 AM EDT
Awesome
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 6:01:47 AM EDT


Link Posted: 8/28/2012 6:06:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 6:09:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Well, according to her site, she was working.....somewhat....before child number 5.
_______________________________________________________________
("We know who you are."––nanobytes who have occupied Data, (w,stte), "ST:TNG")


LOL, she is a "Child Passenger Safety Technician, qualified to check
car seat installation."
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 6:13:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 5robert25:
Funny how I have 5 kids and a dog and I dont ask anyone for shit.

Well yeah, but you're not a leech.
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 6:14:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CWO:
The threshold moment in this country was when so many people became unashamed of demanding the fruits of someone else's labor.

That is fucking spot on.
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 6:18:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By STUBBO:
She had the money to give me. She loa.... "Judgement for the Plaintiff"


Link Posted: 8/28/2012 6:18:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By maleante:
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Well, according to her site, she was working.....somewhat....before child number 5.
_______________________________________________________________
("We know who you are."––nanobytes who have occupied Data, (w,stte), "ST:TNG")


LOL, she is a "Child Passenger Safety Technician, qualified to check
car seat installation."


Not that this lends her any credence at all but, you'd be surprised how many seemingly competent people have their child restraints\car seats installed improperly and are firmly convinced they got it right. My BIL is an EMT/Fire Fighter and he says MOST people who bring their cars in to have them checked got it wrong when they did it themselves.

He also said that the instructional videos on YouTube seem to be bringing those numbers down. Yay Internet!
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 6:47:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By theal:

Originally Posted By godzillamax:
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Originally Posted By Psychovore:
She did a number on a woman who was trying to get money back from her daughter.

"So I loaned her $2,000.00..."

"$2,000.00? Where did you get $2,000.00?"

"I saved it up from my disability cheques."

"What disability, you look fine to me."

"I have beginning arthritis, your honor."

"Beginning arthritis? Is that some kind of joke? OK, proceed."

"As I as saying your honor, I saved up $2,000.00 of my money..."

"No, you don't have a job, you saved up $2,000.00 of MY money."



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


She used a similar approach on this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9oHRow1DZM



























I didn't watch all of it, but it was certainly heading in an interesting direction.
______________________________________________________________
(" [takes away box of pizza from Spicoli] Mr. Spicoli your absoloutly right it is our time yours mine and everyone elses. but it is my class. [calls up a couple of students] Mr. Spicoli has been nice enough to offer us some pizza. Be my guest. Get a Good one."––Mr. Hand, (w,stte), "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")


Notice the plaintiff keeps making that awkward gesture rubbing his hand over his nose. And notice at around 1:47 Jude Judy turns to her bailiff and asks him "you got it?" and he says "I got it." I will wager dollars to donuts Judge Judy suspects the guys us a tweaker who likes sniffing stuff through his nose.

That's the defendant making the rubbing gesture


Yeah, defendant, not plaintiff. Thanks for catching that.
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 7:01:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 7:02:30 AM EDT
Okay, I'll say it... I would totally fuck Judge Judy. Just so that I could say I did it.

I'd walk up to the table at the Arfcom convention, and some dude would be like, "I did 17 tours in Afghanistan."

And another guy would say, "Yeah, well, I set fire to my neighbor's hurby-curby."

And then I'd say... "Oh yeah? Well, I fucked Judge Judy."

And suddenly, motherfuckers would get all quiet, and someone would buy me a drink.
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 7:03:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By STUBBO:
She had the money to give me. She loa.... "Judgement for the Plaintiff"


Total win right there
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 8:25:07 AM EDT
Ok, I admit it, I'm secretly in love with Judge Judy...
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 12:14:14 PM EDT

Nice. Bump for afternoon crew.
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 12:43:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Originally Posted By Psychovore:
She did a number on a woman who was trying to get money back from her daughter.

"So I loaned her $2,000.00..."

"$2,000.00? Where did you get $2,000.00?"

"I saved it up from my disability cheques."

"What disability, you look fine to me."

"I have beginning arthritis, your honor."

"Beginning arthritis? Is that some kind of joke? OK, proceed."

"As I as saying your honor, I saved up $2,000.00 of my money..."

"No, you don't have a job, you saved up $2,000.00 of MY money."



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


She used a similar approach on this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9oHRow1DZM



























I didn't watch all of it, but it was certainly heading in an interesting direction.
______________________________________________________________
(" [takes away box of pizza from Spicoli] Mr. Spicoli your absoloutly right it is our time yours mine and everyone elses. but it is my class. [calls up a couple of students] Mr. Spicoli has been nice enough to offer us some pizza. Be my guest. Get a Good one."––Mr. Hand, (w,stte), "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")


FYI, the ending was actually worth the build up.... apparently birds of a feather flock together. *facepalm*
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 1:03:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 5robert25:
Funny how I have 5 kids and a dog and I dont ask anyone for shit.


No dog, but I also have 5 kids and I'm not asking anyone for money.
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 1:13:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By runcible:
Okay, I'll say it... I would totally fuck Judge Judy. Just so that I could say I did it.

I'd walk up to the table at the Arfcom convention, and some dude would be like, "I did 17 tours in Afghanistan."

And another guy would say, "Yeah, well, I set fire to my neighbor's hurby-curby."

And then I'd say... "Oh yeah? Well, I fucked Judge Judy."

And suddenly, motherfuckers would get all quiet, and someone would buy me a drink.


Actually you wouldn't be fucking her, she would be fucking you. So your story would be more like "I just got fucked by Judge Judy".
Link Posted: 8/28/2012 1:14:34 PM EDT
Boom Shacka Lacka
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