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Posted: 8/21/2012 10:37:41 AM
The first hippie that kicks in my door, brandishing a OC paintball gun is getting a .45 slug to the chest. Then I'm calling the real police.
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Posted: 8/21/2012 10:41:11 AM
Originally Posted By makeitflyfaster:
I was only trying to make the point of my opinion. And I'll be it albeit a bad one with wrong choice of words. And if you consider that "bashing" then maybe you should put some big boy pants on and take off the lace. Worse is said everyday in the news. Sorry, cupcake. I'm not a grammar nazi, but you fucked that one up so bad I couldn't help it. a-bare |
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Posted: 8/21/2012 10:48:20 AM
Originally Posted By Caniac_Nation:
You gotta know how to handle yourself in a fight because every capture will most likely result in one. And if you came to my office looking for fugitive recovery work, that statement alone would get you shown the door. It's that attitude, that 'mentality' that continually results in black eyes for the this industry. There's no place for cowboys that can't think first. So as not to completely bust yer bubble, I will give ya this...every capture has the potential to result in a fight. I've said for years, if Duwayne Chapman came to my office looking for work (or anybody trying to emulate him) I'd have to show him the door, too. Don't want or need the liability for what that loose cannon is capable of. He and his types are cheeseballs in the industry and have done us no favors. Was very relieved to recently learn his show was not renewed for another season. I do my own recovery work but have access to a nation-wide network of QUIET professionals who do NOT travel with camera crews...if I ever need 'em. |
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Posted: 8/21/2012 10:49:44 AM
Originally Posted By a-bare:
Originally Posted By makeitflyfaster:
I was only trying to make the point of my opinion. And I'll be it albeit a bad one with wrong choice of words. And if you consider that "bashing" then maybe you should put some big boy pants on and take off the lace. Worse is said everyday in the news. Sorry, cupcake. I'm not a grammar nazi, but you fucked that one up so bad I couldn't help it. a-bare It's cool. I had a very long night with a g/f that kept me up and threw my back out she got so rough. I'm going on about 3 hours sleep so I'm only about 1/3 as smart as I normally am and have to go to work in a couple hours. At least I've got a good excuse! 
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Posted: 8/21/2012 10:53:33 AM
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Posted: 8/21/2012 10:58:58 AM
Originally Posted By bailagent100:
Originally Posted By Caniac_Nation:
You gotta know how to handle yourself in a fight because every capture will most likely result in one. And if you came to my office looking for fugitive recovery work, that statement alone would get you shown the door. It's that attitude, that 'mentality' that continually results in black eyes for the this industry. There's no place for cowboys that can't think first. So as not to completely bust yer bubble, I will give ya this...every capture has the potential to result in a fight. I've said for years, if Duwayne Chapman came to my office looking for work (or anybody trying to emulate him) I'd have to show him the door, too. Don't want or need the liability for what that loose cannon is capable of. He and his types are cheeseballs in the industry and have done us no favors. Was very relieved to recently learn his show was not renewed for another season. I do my own recovery work but have access to a nation-wide network of QUIET professionals who do NOT travel with camera crews...if I ever need 'em. This... Insurance premiums are too high already without having a bunch of yahoos out looking for a lawsuit. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/21/2012 12:30:32 PM
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36_gauge
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Posted: 8/21/2012 12:32:57 PM
You trash talkin' Jonah Hex, bub?  |
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Posted: 8/21/2012 12:39:38 PM
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Posted: 8/21/2012 12:44:32 PM
Sounds like a rough way to make a buck.
Originally Posted By Danger_Close:
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Posted: 8/21/2012 12:53:24 PM
Originally Posted By pale_pony:
It was nothing like dog the bounty hunter. My average recovery with more like this: Pull into driveway. See subjects car parked in driveway, Block subjects car into driveway with my own vehicle. Knock on the front door, hear children's voices inside. See subject moving behind curtains trying to keep children quiet until I go away. I knock again, no answer. Call subjects cell phone, hear phone ringing inside house. Then I'd call out to the house, "Shanaynay? Honey, you missed court again. I know you're in there because I can hear the kids." Shanaynay: "I couldn't get a ride to court (babydaddy didn't bring child support this month, thought court was Thursday but it was Tuesday ...fill-in-blank) Me: I gotta take you in... Shananay: "I can't go...there's no one else here to watch the kids " Me: "Ok hon, I'm gonna have to stay here and call the sheriff. You want them to come over? They'll take the kids to DHS when they arrest you and they'll search the house too." Shanaynay: "You can't do that! I'm not responsible for what they find in this house!" "Me: Who can watch the kids? Shanaynay: Opens door finally. Littlest kid peeks out from behind her and asks me "are you the debil? Cause mamma said you the debil outside and you gonna take her away if we don't be quiet." Me: No son, I'm not the debil, I just work for him... Kid giggles... Then, we call Shanaynay's aunt who can't come so we load three kids into my van and take them to their grandma's, who happens to live on the other side of the same projects. I wait to put the cuffs on Shanaynay after the kids are out of sight. She cries all the way to jail about how that wasn't her stuff she got caught with and the dope (stolen property, or whatever...) belonged to one of her babydaddies and he wad going to sell it to catch up on child support so she'd have the money for court, or whatever... We get to the sheriffs office. I call dispatch. They open the sally port We drive in, sally port closes. We walk into booking. Subject is taken into custody, rebonded shortly afterward (same bonding company) and afterward I might even have to drive her back home. Real scary shit...stuff they show on TV, not... 
Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Great story.
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Posted: 8/21/2012 2:31:47 PM
Welp. Just called an left a message.
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Posted: 8/21/2012 3:15:32 PM
[Last Edit: 8/21/2012 3:16:05 PM by RIO-lover]
Hell yes I am.
Wait I thought you said booty hunter.  |
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36_gauge
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Posted: 8/21/2012 3:17:33 PM
Originally Posted By RIO-lover:
Hell yes I am.
Wait I thought you said booty hunter.  |
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Posted: 8/21/2012 3:26:25 PM
[Last Edit: 8/21/2012 3:33:37 PM by Caniac_Nation]
Originally Posted By bailagent100:
Originally Posted By Caniac_Nation:
You gotta know how to handle yourself in a fight because every capture will most likely result in one. And if you came to my office looking for fugitive recovery work, that statement alone would get you shown the door. It's that attitude, that 'mentality' that continually results in black eyes for the this industry. There's no place for cowboys that can't think first. So as not to completely bust yer bubble, I will give ya this...every capture has the potential to result in a fight. I've said for years, if Duwayne Chapman came to my office looking for work (or anybody trying to emulate him) I'd have to show him the door, too. Don't want or need the liability for what that loose cannon is capable of. He and his types are cheeseballs in the industry and have done us no favors. Was very relieved to recently learn his show was not renewed for another season. I do my own recovery work but have access to a nation-wide network of QUIET professionals who do NOT travel with camera crews...if I ever need 'em. So all your captures go easy and just give up? Where can we sign up?! Be honest, you're not hiring shrimps who can't defend themselves. |
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Posted: 8/21/2012 3:28:52 PM
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Posted: 8/21/2012 3:37:52 PM
Like a boss...
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Posted: 8/21/2012 3:52:13 PM
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Originally Posted By RIO-lover:
Hell yes I am.
Wait I thought you said booty hunter. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YpkQs8FEjWA/0.jpg Is that Fruity Go-go talking about tossing salads? |
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Posted: 8/21/2012 3:53:41 PM
Originally Posted By djbradley: Originally Posted By sirbordsalot311: Can't help you, but I think this thread will end up being awesome Yeah Dog!  |
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Posted: 8/21/2012 4:02:18 PM
Originally Posted By WayneD:
Originally Posted By pale_pony:
Littlest kid peeks out from behind her and asks me "are you the debil? Cause mamma said you the debil outside and you gonna take her away if we don't be quiet." Me: No son, I'm not the debil, I just work for him... Kid giggles... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Great story. I'm 50 years old with nearly white gray hair and bifocals. I look like any kid's grandpa, not a real intimidating figure by anyone's standards.
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Posted: 8/21/2012 4:19:59 PM
Originally Posted By pale_pony:
It was nothing like dog the bounty hunter. My average recovery with more like this: Pull into driveway. See subjects car parked in driveway, Block subjects car into driveway with my own vehicle. Knock on the front door, hear children's voices inside. See subject moving behind curtains trying to keep children quiet until I go away. I knock again, no answer. Call subjects cell phone, hear phone ringing inside house. Then I'd call out to the house, "Shanaynay? Honey, you missed court again. I know you're in there because I can hear the kids." Shanaynay: "I couldn't get a ride to court (babydaddy didn't bring child support this month, thought court was Thursday but it was Tuesday ...fill-in-blank) Me: I gotta take you in... Shananay: "I can't go...there's no one else here to watch the kids " Me: "Ok hon, I'm gonna have to stay here and call the sheriff. You want them to come over? They'll take the kids to DHS when they arrest you and they'll search the house too." Shanaynay: "You can't do that! I'm not responsible for what they find in this house!" "Me: Who can watch the kids? Shanaynay: Opens door finally. Littlest kid peeks out from behind her and asks me "are you the debil? Cause mamma said you the debil outside and you gonna take her away if we don't be quiet." Me: No son, I'm not the debil, I just work for him... Kid giggles... Then, we call Shanaynay's aunt who can't come so we load three kids into my van and take them to their grandma's, who happens to live on the other side of the same projects. I wait to put the cuffs on Shanaynay after the kids are out of sight. She cries all the way to jail about how that wasn't her stuff she got caught with and the dope (stolen property, or whatever...) belonged to one of her babydaddies and he wad going to sell it to catch up on child support so she'd have the money for court, or whatever... We get to the sheriffs office. I call dispatch. They open the sally port We drive in, sally port closes. We walk into booking. Subject is taken into custody, rebonded shortly afterward (same bonding company) and afterward I might even have to drive her back home. Real scary shit...stuff they show on TV, not...
Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile This is much more representative of how it really is. You are in more danger of getting sideways with the police than your guy. Oh you better learn the various states laws you can get into a real jam in places like TX, KY, OR FL. If you just go grab your guy. |
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Posted: 8/21/2012 4:23:13 PM
yes I am I hunt for Bounty every time my mother sends me a Package from Germany 
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Posted: 8/21/2012 4:23:38 PM
Originally Posted By C-rad:
Is this a job you would recommend? I was just browsing jobs in my area and found one for a fugitive recovery agent. Pros? Cons? Oh they'll be plenty of Cons. That's the biggest reason I wouldn't want that job. I'd hate dealing with criminals all day and listening to their excuses why they feel they were justified in breaking the law. |
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Posted: 8/21/2012 4:35:56 PM
Originally Posted By hooligan223:
Originally Posted By C-rad:
Is this a job you would recommend? I was just browsing jobs in my area and found one for a fugitive recovery agent. Pros? Cons? Oh they'll be plenty of Cons. That's the biggest reason I wouldn't want that job. I'd hate dealing with criminals all day and listening to their excuses why they feel they were justified in breaking the law. My biggest problem is "No find, no fee..." and then having to deal with all of the fuqq-ups of the original bondsman (usually a bond agent who writes paper for some company like Ranger, and not a "professional bondsman" who writes on their own security, as described in Oklahoma...) not securing collateral, not getting descriptions, addresses, vehicles, not confirming references, etc. They call you as a last resort to unscrew the situation that THEY screwed up and then expect you to eat your time and mileage if you come up empty handed. Bonds are like any other loan, only the person that was bonded out is the collateral. You do your collection work at the very beginning and then you DON'T have to struggle on the end. ETA: Money is a lot easier to transport than a subject. Get me the cash and I couldn't care less if you went back to jail. |
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Posted: 8/22/2012 1:35:58 AM
mah backpacks got jets. Im Boba the fett....
well not til we get space travel, thank you Obama for the 1157th thing I hate you for. |
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