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Sparky Member Team Member Joined: Feb 2001  CO, USA Posts: 3554 Feedback: 0% (0)	Posted: 8/10/2012 8:57:35 PM THE IMAGE ABOVE IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT My butt is hurt. Damn kids can not even scribble happy birthday on a piece of paper. Damn at least acknowledge it. Hell even Deej forgot. Yes my butt is hurt.
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rebel_rifle Member Joined: Oct 2001  USA Posts: 7098 Feedback: 100% (2) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 8:59:06 PM Happy Birthday!
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dsteelman Member Team Member Joined: Nov 2009  OH, USA Posts: 6923 Feedback: 100% (3) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:01:17 PM Happy Birthday !!
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SpenceNasty Member Joined: Jan 2012  VA, USA Posts: 131 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:02:19 PM Happy Birthday Dad.
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RolandBozz Mr. McGibblets Team Member Joined: Mar 2008  USA Posts: 5396 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:03:40 PM I draw you card....maybe tomorrow
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USPcompact Member Team Member Joined: May 2004  NC, USA Posts: 4453 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:04:51 PM It could be worse - at least you haven't been arrested for trying to get your S/O to fuck a dog.
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JarheadChiro U.S. Marine 86-91 Team Member Joined: May 2003  AZ, USA Posts: 9288 Feedback: 100% (31) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:05:30 PM At least you have a Family...
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cbsaf Member Team Member Joined: Dec 2007  USA Posts: 3467 Feedback: 100% (38) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:06:23 PM [Last Edit: 8/10/2012 9:06:54 PM by cbsaf] Today is my birthday too! I got a pair of cards. Happy Birthday!
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JarheadChiro U.S. Marine 86-91 Team Member Joined: May 2003  AZ, USA Posts: 9289 Feedback: 100% (31) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:06:25 PM Originally Posted By USPcompact: It could be worse - at least you haven't been arrested for trying to get your S/O to fuck a dog. Oh jeez, what did I miss?
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Sparky Member Team Member Joined: Feb 2001  CO, USA Posts: 3555 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:07:17 PM Originally Posted By JarheadChiro: Originally Posted By USPcompact: It could be worse - at least you haven't been arrested for trying to get your S/O to fuck a dog. Oh jeez, what did I miss? Yeah link?
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cosmos556 Someone completely forgettable Team Member Joined: Sep 2008  USA Posts: 13545 Feedback: 100% (76) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:08:26 PM You said your butt is hurt? TRG will be right along to capitalize on this opportunity since you're already there
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BURN Taco Hack Team Member Joined: Feb 2001  TN, USA Posts: 13757 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:08:27 PM Happy Birthday
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P08 WAIT FOR IT! Team Member Joined: Apr 2001  AND Posts: 13985 Feedback: 100% (14) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:13:33 PM Well happy sore buttday! The only ones who remembered mine was my wife and kids so I know how you feel. How old are you?
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:13:44 PM [Last Edit: 8/10/2012 9:35:59 PM by EdAvilaSr] Originally Posted By Sparky: My butt is hurt. Damn kids can not even scribble happy birthday on a piece of paper. Damn at least acknowledge it. Hell even Deej forgot. Yes my butt is hurt. It was a surprise, so we didn't say anything......................................... until you found out your butt hurt, and ruined the surprise!

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balki We're on an express elevator to hell; going down! Team Member Joined: Oct 2008  GA, USA Posts: 1930 Feedback: 100% (23) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:14:09 PM Happy Birthday..
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AxiomVanguard Member Joined: Apr 2012  VA, USA Posts: 20 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:22:25 PM Happy Birthday...
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USPcompact Member Team Member Joined: May 2004  NC, USA Posts: 4455 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:23:44 PM Originally Posted By Sparky: Originally Posted By JarheadChiro: Originally Posted By USPcompact: It could be worse - at least you haven't been arrested for trying to get your S/O to fuck a dog. Oh jeez, what did I miss? Yeah link? http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1353505_Guilty_or_innocent_with_a_twist.html
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rainman Member Team Member Joined: Nov 2000  WA, USA Posts: 10818 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:26:33 PM How old are you?
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mamacujo Member Joined: Oct 2009  FL, USA Posts: 3206 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:29:05 PM Feeling better now?
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Tier1Terrier Member Team Member Joined: Jun 2012  USA Posts: 53 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:29:12 PM Happy Birthday!!!
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92muddyXJ Sneaky like a walrus Team Member Joined: Jan 2010  IN, USA Posts: 4272 Feedback: 100% (2) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:30:27 PM I can't wait for my birthday to be over, I mostly hate attention. I guess if everyone just straight up forgot I might be a little bummed but it's near impossible because it's two days before Christmas. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Go buy yourself something.
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Sparky Member Team Member Joined: Feb 2001  CO, USA Posts: 3556 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:31:20 PM Originally Posted By rainman: How old are you? Not going to answer that
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Sparky Member Team Member Joined: Feb 2001  CO, USA Posts: 3557 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:32:07 PM Originally Posted By mamacujo: http://www.cujet.com/assets/images/happy_birthday_sign.gif http://www.cujet.com/assets/images/smiley-birthday-song.gif http://www.cujet.com/assets/images/party_hat.gif Feeling better now?
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rainman Member Team Member Joined: Nov 2000  WA, USA Posts: 10819 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:33:09 PM Originally Posted By Sparky: Originally Posted By rainman: How old are you? Not going to answer that Why? Whats the secret?
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Schlange Still Angry Team Member Joined: Feb 2008  PA, USA Posts: 20250 Feedback: 100% (3) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:34:32 PM
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Jeffreysox Its a zombie bite. Life Member Joined: Sep 2008  PA, USA Posts: 7614 Feedback: 100% (15) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:34:42 PM Originally Posted By Sparky: Originally Posted By rainman: How old are you? Not going to answer that You a woman? How old are you? Happy Birthday!!!
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MPD165 Certified Grumpasaurus Team Member Joined: Feb 2006  TX, USA Posts: 796 Feedback: 100% (3) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:35:01 PM Originally Posted By Sparky: My butt is hurt. Damn kids can not even scribble happy birthday on a piece of paper. Damn at least acknowledge it. Hell even Deej forgot. Yes my butt is hurt. Happy Birthday!! Its my birthday too, but I did get a scribbled card from both kids today. Look on the bright side, we share a birthday with LEGOS. MPD165
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USPcompact Member Team Member Joined: May 2004  NC, USA Posts: 4456 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:36:12 PM Originally Posted By 92muddyXJ: I can't wait for my birthday to be over, I mostly hate attention. I guess if everyone just straight up forgot I might be a little bummed but it's near impossible because it's two days before Christmas. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Go buy yourself something. My son was born December 23rd.
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Rem8-7-0 Member Joined: Jul 2009  USA Posts: 357 Feedback: 100% (2) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:36:15 PM Happy Birthday! Today is also my birthday. The wife got me Hatfields & Mccoys Blu-ray. I'm good with that. Hopefully they surprise you with a nice birthday gift or surprise.
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:36:51 PM Originally Posted By Sparky: My butt is hurt. Damn kids can not even scribble happy birthday on a piece of paper. Damn at least acknowledge it. Hell even Deej forgot. Yes my butt is hurt. I went close to fifteen year before both of my (adult) kid called me to with me a happy birthday on my birthday. Some of those years, I got no cal from either of them. Cards? Nothing since 1997 as best as I can recall.

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dan1802 Member Joined: Apr 2008  FL, USA Posts: 3630 Feedback: 100% (15) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:38:25 PM
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yagermeister Member Team Member Joined: Aug 2004  MI, USA Posts: 1443 Feedback: 100% (14) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:43:45 PM Thats cuz the best birthdays are on the 11th.....
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Sixtigers Uneducated Poor White Trash Life Member Joined: Aug 2008  CA, USA Posts: 5961 Feedback: 100% (3) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:46:55 PM Happy birthday Sparky!
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Chris1836 God Bless The Republic Of Texas!!! Team Member Joined: Nov 2008  TX, USA Posts: 2263 Feedback: 100% (2) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 9:57:12 PM Happy birthday!
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benbpi lol wut... Team Member Joined: Feb 2008  VA, USA Posts: 1175 Feedback: 100% (48) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 10:15:29 PM
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gonzo_beyondo on a Buffalooo... Team Member Joined: Dec 2005  USA Posts: 45197 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 10:30:13 PM Happy Birthday Sparky.
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JoeCoastie waited for the safe to open Team Member Joined: Jul 2008  USA Posts: 12856 Feedback: 100% (69) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 10:37:00 PM Maybe they thought you converted to Jehovah's Witness ?
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Krink Member Team Member Joined: Feb 2003  AZ, USA Posts: 5291 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 10:40:26 PM Happy Birthday Sparky its my brothers Birthday also
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wilNva Member Joined: Aug 2004  USA Posts: 6630 Feedback: 100% (9) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 10:42:27 PM
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DnPRK Member Team Member Joined: Aug 2001  CA, USA Posts: 12586 Feedback: 100% (9) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 10:42:48 PM Happy birthday!
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Mop89 Member Team Member Joined: Mar 2011  PA, USA Posts: 1263 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 10:43:57 PM Happy birthday Don't worry though.. I didnt even get as much as a phone call from my family on my birthday lol
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hsracer201 Member Team Member Joined: Jan 2007  VA, USA Posts: 2336 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 10:48:08 PM Happy Birthday.
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w15ly Omnivore Team Member Joined: Apr 2011  AR, USA Posts: 4413 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 10:49:56 PM Hell, don't sweat it, my last birthday (june) was me entering another decade and neither my wife nor kids remembered. I didn't say anything about it and 2 days later my in-laws stopped by with a Lowe's gift card for me, then they remembered; still didn't even get a card.
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David4327 Member Team Member Joined: Nov 2008  TX, USA Posts: 3373 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 10:50:12 PM
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w15ly Omnivore Team Member Joined: Apr 2011  AR, USA Posts: 4414 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 10:50:42 PM Oh, and Happy Birthday!
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Dagger41 Member Team Member Joined: Sep 2011  AB, CAN Posts: 4631 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 10:50:46 PM Well Happy Birthday !
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manowar669 Member Team Member Joined: Mar 2003  PA, USA Posts: 2979 Feedback: 100% (6) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 10:50:56 PM Originally Posted By Sparky: My butt is hurt. Damn kids can not even scribble happy birthday on a piece of paper. Damn at least acknowledge it. Hell even Deej forgot. Yes my butt is hurt. Got booze?
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usmc78to82 Member Joined: Dec 2007  CA, USA Posts: 970 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 10:54:24 PM Congratulations on another revolution around the Sun
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Sparky Member Team Member Joined: Feb 2001  CO, USA Posts: 3558 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 8/10/2012 11:10:33 PM Originally Posted By manowar669: Originally Posted By Sparky: My butt is hurt. Damn kids can not even scribble happy birthday on a piece of paper. Damn at least acknowledge it. Hell even Deej forgot. Yes my butt is hurt. Got booze? No gave that up years ago. Although a Beam and coke sounds good.
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