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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:18:29 PM
im guessing it was the chewin tabacca slippin past your missing teeth and drippin on ur overalls.......or you were hard to hear over the banjo music....
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:18:31 PM
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When will they get over losing that war? So sad. http://i562.photobucket.com/albums/ss70/T0IR/Gifs/1237204860_guy_gets_punched.gif ahahahahahaha |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:18:49 PM
Be Glad she wasn't from New Jersey, she would have called you a Neanderthal, and even if you were on the 81 north going 155 MPH in a BMW she would pass you in a 1964 Plymouth Belvedere while flipping you the bird.
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:19:03 PM
Originally Posted By Jmopar00:
This, I'm from Virginia and get referred to as a yankee a lot, it's in fact quite annoying. Yankees are anybody with more teeth, has a job, and live north of where you "stay". 
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:19:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Is it you Johnny Rebs who call it "Pop", or is that a mid western thing?
Originally Posted By FudgieGhost1:
I'm a Yankee. . . .that wouldn't scare me. . . Now, if they didn't have any Diet Peach Snapple in the quickie mart––––that would scare me. Coke. We have Coke. Oh, and Diet Coke. Oh, also,––- do I get any kind of honorary reb status being my mom is from Shreveport? I've always thought "pop" came from the Andy Griffith Show. You're no Bubba, but I guess we can think of you as a cousin. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:19:29 PM
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Yeah, Yankees tend to be amazed at common courtesy. Explains a lot.  This a few years back my employer hired several die makers from Michigan. the men and especially their wives thought people were intruding in their lives when somebody would ask them how they were doing. kinda sad |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:20:17 PM
Get out of here with your logic. This is now a MD bash thread.  |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:20:37 PM
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By djsmiles:
Originally Posted By Ironmaker:
Originally Posted By Rustygun:
The other day a buddy and I were headed out fishing and stopped at a gas station to gas up the boat. I was out by the truck at the pumps and he went inside. There was a woman and man pumping gas and as the woman started walking into the gas station she passed me at a distance of maybe five feet and our eyes met. I said "How you doing?" She stopped. She was looking at me funny. I thought she might blade for a second. I was carrying a 44 revolver but was in condition white. She said "Can I help you?" further confusing me. I said "No, I was just speaking". Her demeanor changed and she said "Oh hi" and walked away. I looked at her car. Maryland tags. Yankees. Try to relax Yankees. Everything is OK. Check your geography, MD is south of the Mason Dixon line. stupid southerners  "Southern" is a state of mind. It's a lifestyle, it's a way of life. And MD went with the Union. Hence "yankee". IIRC when the legislature in MD(meeting in Frederick due the unrest in Annapolis) looked as if it wasn't gonna go Abe's way, he had a bunch of them arrested. And there were Federal troops in Baltimore and Annapolis to quell the anti Union rioting. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:20:55 PM
Originally Posted By Jmopar00:
Originally Posted By Ironmaker:
Originally Posted By Rustygun:
The other day a buddy and I were headed out fishing and stopped at a gas station to gas up the boat. I was out by the truck at the pumps and he went inside. There was a woman and man pumping gas and as the woman started walking into the gas station she passed me at a distance of maybe five feet and our eyes met. I said "How you doing?" She stopped. She was looking at me funny. I thought she might blade for a second. I was carrying a 44 revolver but was in condition white. She said "Can I help you?" further confusing me. I said "No, I was just speaking". Her demeanor changed and she said "Oh hi" and walked away. I looked at her car. Maryland tags. Yankees. Try to relax Yankees. Everything is OK. Check your geography, MD is south of the Mason Dixon line. This, I'm from Virginia and get referred to as a yankee a lot, it's in fact quite annoying. North of I-10 = Yankee. Deal with it. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:21:01 PM
Southern boy scares northern white woman......brags on AR15.Com about it.
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:22:53 PM
Originally Posted By yagermeister:
im guessing it was the chewin tabacca slippin past your missing teeth and drippin on ur overalls.......or you were hard to hear over the banjo music.... Smokeless tobacco use is higher, and dental hygiene is worse in the North. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:23:34 PM
You know, I've worked with southerners since 1997. Yes, there are regional differences, but all of you mother fuckers are on my team.
Quit the "Yankee" shit already! Embrace the love, you bastards. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:24:22 PM
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It is certainly one of the perplexing situations in life. Maryland is a southern state,but a lot of them drive and act like damn-Yankees. http://i562.photobucket.com/albums/ss70/T0IR/Gifs/sw50sw882yusw7.gif I need an SSG. Anyway, I'm a Yankee from PA. Hunting in Estil SC, and went to a gas station for Ice. I asked the girl behind the counter for a bag of ice. A cop was in the store and said "You're from PA aren't you?" I said "Yeah, why do you ask?" He said "Because you asked for a bag of ice, instead of a bag of ass (that's how you Johnny Rebs pronounce "ice"). Turns out, the cop was from PA, and the region was hurting for police coverage and were paying for relocation, housing etc. Good guy. I'm actually a Johnny Reb at heart. I believe the wrong side won the War of Secession, and Southern boys can cook (they were impressed I run a wood smoker, wet brine fish and poultry, and deep fry turkeys), and southern women are women, not women with penis envy. Here endeth the sermon. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:24:47 PM
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Southern boy scares northern white woman......brags on AR15.Com about it. How fucking pathetic. Dumbass Yankee Woman gets her panties in a wad over common courtesy. How fucking pathetic. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:26:14 PM
Originally Posted By Veracity:
You know, I've worked with southerners since 1997. Yes, there are regional differences, but all of you mother fuckers are on my team. Quit the "Yankee" shit already! Embrace the love, you bastards. WE LOVE YOU MAN! Now, get rid of that slime, Bloomberg. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:28:12 PM
You southerners are as bad as the rest of the protected classes... always bitchin'
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:28:29 PM
Originally Posted By Mosspointers:
Originally Posted By Ironmaker:
Originally Posted By Rustygun:
The other day a buddy and I were headed out fishing and stopped at a gas station to gas up the boat. I was out by the truck at the pumps and he went inside. There was a woman and man pumping gas and as the woman started walking into the gas station she passed me at a distance of maybe five feet and our eyes met. I said "How you doing?" She stopped. She was looking at me funny. I thought she might blade for a second. I was carrying a 44 revolver but was in condition white. She said "Can I help you?" further confusing me. I said "No, I was just speaking". Her demeanor changed and she said "Oh hi" and walked away. I looked at her car. Maryland tags. Yankees. Try to relax Yankees. Everything is OK. Check your geography, MD is south of the Mason Dixon line. Anything north of I-20 is Yankeeville.... FIFY |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:29:56 PM
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By djsmiles:
Originally Posted By Ironmaker:
Originally Posted By Rustygun:
The other day a buddy and I were headed out fishing and stopped at a gas station to gas up the boat. I was out by the truck at the pumps and he went inside. There was a woman and man pumping gas and as the woman started walking into the gas station she passed me at a distance of maybe five feet and our eyes met. I said "How you doing?" She stopped. She was looking at me funny. I thought she might blade for a second. I was carrying a 44 revolver but was in condition white. She said "Can I help you?" further confusing me. I said "No, I was just speaking". Her demeanor changed and she said "Oh hi" and walked away. I looked at her car. Maryland tags. Yankees. Try to relax Yankees. Everything is OK. Check your geography, MD is south of the Mason Dixon line. stupid southerners "Southern" is a state of mind. It's a lifestyle, it's a way of life. And MD went with the Union. Hence "yankee". Thats funny, in the context of the Civil War southerners were traitors. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:30:09 PM
Originally Posted By RI0T:
Originally Posted By Ironmaker:
Originally Posted By Rustygun:
The other day a buddy and I were headed out fishing and stopped at a gas station to gas up the boat. I was out by the truck at the pumps and he went inside. There was a woman and man pumping gas and as the woman started walking into the gas station she passed me at a distance of maybe five feet and our eyes met. I said "How you doing?" She stopped. She was looking at me funny. I thought she might blade for a second. I was carrying a 44 revolver but was in condition white. She said "Can I help you?" further confusing me. I said "No, I was just speaking". Her demeanor changed and she said "Oh hi" and walked away. I looked at her car. Maryland tags. Yankees. Try to relax Yankees. Everything is OK. Check your geography, MD is south of the Mason Dixon line.  this |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:30:46 PM
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By yagermeister:
im guessing it was the chewin tabacca slippin past your missing teeth and drippin on ur overalls.......or you were hard to hear over the banjo music.... Smokeless tobacco use is higher, and dental hygiene is worse in the North. By that measure California is the best state in the nation then ... 
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:31:14 PM
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: Originally Posted By 1Bigdog: Southern boy scares northern white woman......brags on AR15.Com about it. How fucking pathetic. Dumbass Yankee Woman gets her panties in a wad over common courtesy. How fucking pathetic. Then gets southern friends who play Star Trek to come to his rescue. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:31:36 PM
Originally Posted By Rustygun: The other day a buddy and I were headed out fishing and stopped at a gas station to gas up the boat. I was out by the truck at the pumps and he went inside. There was a woman and man pumping gas and as the woman started walking into the gas station she passed me at a distance of maybe five feet and our eyes met. I said "How you doing?" She stopped. She was looking at me funny. I thought she might blade for a second. I was carrying a 44 revolver but was in condition white. She said "Can I help you?" further confusing me. I said "No, I was just speaking". Her demeanor changed and she said "Oh hi" and walked away. I looked at her car. Maryland tags. Yankees. Try to relax Yankees. Everything is OK. I can't believe I'm the first person to post this...
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:32:47 PM
Every time I'm in the NE (which isn't too often if I can help it), I carry my habit of waving at folks. One of these days I'm going to get arrested for doing that up there. They always look at me like I grew a third arm or something.
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:34:10 PM
Originally Posted By FudgieGhost1: Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: Is it you Johnny Rebs who call it "Pop", or is that a mid western thing?Originally Posted By FudgieGhost1: I'm a Yankee. . . .that wouldn't scare me. . . Now, if they didn't have any Diet Peach Snapple in the quickie mart––––that would scare me. Coke. We have Coke. Oh, and Diet Coke. Oh, also,––- do I get any kind of honorary reb status being my mom is from Shreveport? |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:34:28 PM
Originally Posted By NavyDoc1: Originally Posted By Echo_Hotel: Culturally, Maryland is no more a southern state than Illinois. It was only nominally "southern" during the War Between the States. You are quite correct. Outside of the Eastern shore, you have Massachusetts lite. When I lived in Delaware and Cecil County, MD was in my back yard, it was hardly Massachusetts lite. I left in '99 though. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:35:02 PM
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:35:10 PM
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Cool story y'all Some of us yankees would say "sweet six shooter" Myself, upon seeing the OC'd wheel gun, I would have assumed he was a pretty squared away dude, nodded hello, and minded my own business. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:36:25 PM
[Last Edit: 8/10/2012 9:36:46 PM by 1Bigdog]
Originally Posted By Gloftoe: Every time I'm in the NE (which isn't too often if I can help it), I carry my habit of waving at folks. One of these days I'm going to get arrested for doing that up there. They always look at me like I grew a third arm or something. It is because you try to wave when you have your hand down the front of your pants |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:37:26 PM
It's all coke. You got your Dr. Pepper cokes, your Mountian Dew cokes, your Pepsi cokes and ect.
Originally Posted By billy8221969: Originally Posted By FudgieGhost1: Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: Is it you Johnny Rebs who call it "Pop", or is that a mid western thing?Originally Posted By FudgieGhost1: I'm a Yankee. . . .that wouldn't scare me. . . Now, if they didn't have any Diet Peach Snapple in the quickie mart––––that would scare me. Coke. We have Coke. Oh, and Diet Coke. Oh, also,––- do I get any kind of honorary reb status being my mom is from Shreveport? |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:37:53 PM
Originally Posted By Ironmaker:
Originally Posted By Rustygun:
The other day a buddy and I were headed out fishing and stopped at a gas station to gas up the boat. I was out by the truck at the pumps and he went inside. There was a woman and man pumping gas and as the woman started walking into the gas station she passed me at a distance of maybe five feet and our eyes met. I said "How you doing?" She stopped. She was looking at me funny. I thought she might blade for a second. I was carrying a 44 revolver but was in condition white. She said "Can I help you?" further confusing me. I said "No, I was just speaking". Her demeanor changed and she said "Oh hi" and walked away. I looked at her car. Maryland tags. Yankees. Try to relax Yankees. Everything is OK. Check your geography, MD is south of the Mason Dixon line. But when it comes to guns it's still a Communits state and behind enemy lines. Therefor, Yankees. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:40:51 PM
Wouldn't proper southern charm have been:
"How are you on this fine day ma'am?" Not: 
"How you doing" |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:41:02 PM
Originally Posted By Bud:
Originally Posted By Ironmaker:
Originally Posted By Rustygun:
The other day a buddy and I were headed out fishing and stopped at a gas station to gas up the boat. I was out by the truck at the pumps and he went inside. There was a woman and man pumping gas and as the woman started walking into the gas station she passed me at a distance of maybe five feet and our eyes met. I said "How you doing?" She stopped. She was looking at me funny. I thought she might blade for a second. I was carrying a 44 revolver but was in condition white. She said "Can I help you?" further confusing me. I said "No, I was just speaking". Her demeanor changed and she said "Oh hi" and walked away. I looked at her car. Maryland tags. Yankees. Try to relax Yankees. Everything is OK. Check your geography, MD is south of the Mason Dixon line. Ever been to Maryland? It is definitely a Yankee state. Much like New Jersey or Ohio. I guess you've never been to Southern Ohio. 
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:43:14 PM
Originally Posted By AbleArcher:
Wouldn't proper southern charm have been:
"How are you on this fine day ma'am?" Not: http://bladezofficial.webs.com/AlabamaYokel.PNG "How you doing" That outfit: Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert: That song is straight homosexual, country music, special Olympic gay. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:44:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By yagermeister:
im guessing it was the chewin tabacca slippin past your missing teeth and drippin on ur overalls.......or you were hard to hear over the banjo music.... Smokeless tobacco use is higher, and dental hygiene is worse in the North. By that measure California is the best state in the nation then ...
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/Toothless.gif http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/CurrentSmokers.gif But here's why I'm here: http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/RollerCoasters.gif The one that counts: Percent of Firearm Owners by State: 
Huh, the PRK is what, number 42? I figured 50. Learn something new every day.
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:45:25 PM
yuck, yuck, yuck, silly yankees!
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:45:46 PM
Originally Posted By AbleArcher:
Wouldn't proper southern charm have been: http://ibankcoin.com/jakegint/wp-content/imagescaler/6d8ee4da689f8b03595d974ede98cdea.jpg "How are you on this fine day ma'am?" Not: http://bladezofficial.webs.com/AlabamaYokel.PNG "How you doing" I'm a guessin' that feller in the white hat don't eat at Chik-Fil-A. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:46:08 PM
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By Paul:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By yagermeister:
im guessing it was the chewin tabacca slippin past your missing teeth and drippin on ur overalls.......or you were hard to hear over the banjo music.... Smokeless tobacco use is higher, and dental hygiene is worse in the North. By that measure California is the best state in the nation then ...
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/Toothless.gif http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/CurrentSmokers.gif But here's why I'm here: http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/RollerCoasters.gif The one that counts: Percent of Firearm Owners by State: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c390/Red_Hat_/Other/PercentofFirearmsOwnershipbyState.jpg Huh, the PRK is what, number 42? I figured 50. Learn something new every day.
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:47:00 PM
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By Paul:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By yagermeister:
im guessing it was the chewin tabacca slippin past your missing teeth and drippin on ur overalls.......or you were hard to hear over the banjo music.... Smokeless tobacco use is higher, and dental hygiene is worse in the North. By that measure California is the best state in the nation then ...
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/Toothless.gif http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/CurrentSmokers.gif But here's why I'm here: http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/RollerCoasters.gif The one that counts: Percent of Firearm Owners by State: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c390/Red_Hat_/Other/PercentofFirearmsOwnershipbyState.jpg Huh, the PRK is what, number 42? I figured 50. Learn something new every day.
Wyoming, Montana, Alaska, and South Dakota are the south now? |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:47:02 PM
I'm pretty sure I'd blade at 45 if some random dude said to my wife "how you doin" out of the blue.
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:47:08 PM
Originally Posted By Dave15:
Originally Posted By Bud:
Originally Posted By Ironmaker:
Originally Posted By Rustygun:
The other day a buddy and I were headed out fishing and stopped at a gas station to gas up the boat. I was out by the truck at the pumps and he went inside. There was a woman and man pumping gas and as the woman started walking into the gas station she passed me at a distance of maybe five feet and our eyes met. I said "How you doing?" She stopped. She was looking at me funny. I thought she might blade for a second. I was carrying a 44 revolver but was in condition white. She said "Can I help you?" further confusing me. I said "No, I was just speaking". Her demeanor changed and she said "Oh hi" and walked away. I looked at her car. Maryland tags. Yankees. Try to relax Yankees. Everything is OK. Check your geography, MD is south of the Mason Dixon line. Ever been to Maryland? It is definitely a Yankee state. Much like New Jersey or Ohio. LOL ,depends what part of MD. 
Come on down here to St Marys. Just hired a kid from Missouri. Poor guy can't understamnd a word the locals say. There's a new waiter at this restaurant downtown from Alabama... unmistakably from Alabama. Barely understand anything he says, but he seems cool, anyways. Friend of a friend of mine. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:48:04 PM
Originally Posted By RichinCM:
Originally Posted By Ironmaker:
Originally Posted By Rustygun:
The other day a buddy and I were headed out fishing and stopped at a gas station to gas up the boat. I was out by the truck at the pumps and he went inside. There was a woman and man pumping gas and as the woman started walking into the gas station she passed me at a distance of maybe five feet and our eyes met. I said "How you doing?" She stopped. She was looking at me funny. I thought she might blade for a second. I was carrying a 44 revolver but was in condition white. She said "Can I help you?" further confusing me. I said "No, I was just speaking". Her demeanor changed and she said "Oh hi" and walked away. I looked at her car. Maryland tags. Yankees. Try to relax Yankees. Everything is OK. Check your geography, MD is south of the Mason Dixon line. Not any more.... the real South starts around Richmond, VA. Richmond was the confederate capital until Grant ran them off, I see they are claiming it again. |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:49:19 PM
Not a fan of the MD. Fucking enemy territory. Any state I can't peaceably and legally drive through with my Glock strapped on my hip is a yankee state. Makes trips to PA very interesting and filled with joy.
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Thuban
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:50:33 PM
Originally Posted By Ironmaker:
Originally Posted By Rustygun:
The other day a buddy and I were headed out fishing and stopped at a gas station to gas up the boat. I was out by the truck at the pumps and he went inside. There was a woman and man pumping gas and as the woman started walking into the gas station she passed me at a distance of maybe five feet and our eyes met. I said "How you doing?" She stopped. She was looking at me funny. I thought she might blade for a second. I was carrying a 44 revolver but was in condition white. She said "Can I help you?" further confusing me. I said "No, I was just speaking". Her demeanor changed and she said "Oh hi" and walked away. I looked at her car. Maryland tags. Yankees. Try to relax Yankees. Everything is OK. Check your geography, MD is south of the Mason Dixon line. Yes, I’m glad you know this. Maryland is part of the Yankee occupied South. So get your people off of our land and move your people back to the North where they belong. |
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Cpt_Kirks
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:55:20 PM
Originally Posted By AbleArcher:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By Paul:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By yagermeister:
im guessing it was the chewin tabacca slippin past your missing teeth and drippin on ur overalls.......or you were hard to hear over the banjo music.... Smokeless tobacco use is higher, and dental hygiene is worse in the North. By that measure California is the best state in the nation then ...
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/Toothless.gif http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/CurrentSmokers.gif But here's why I'm here: http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/RollerCoasters.gif The one that counts: Percent of Firearm Owners by State: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c390/Red_Hat_/Other/PercentofFirearmsOwnershipbyState.jpg Huh, the PRK is what, number 42? I figured 50. Learn something new every day.
Wyoming, Montana, Alaska, and South Dakota are the south now? Were any of them states before 1865? They are honorary Southern states. They vote Red and have good gun laws, IIRC. |
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Strider47
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:55:35 PM
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By Paul:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By yagermeister:
im guessing it was the chewin tabacca slippin past your missing teeth and drippin on ur overalls.......or you were hard to hear over the banjo music.... Smokeless tobacco use is higher, and dental hygiene is worse in the North. By that measure California is the best state in the nation then ...
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/Toothless.gif http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/CurrentSmokers.gif But here's why I'm here: http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/RollerCoasters.gif The one that counts: Percent of Firearm Owners by State: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c390/Red_Hat_/Other/PercentofFirearmsOwnershipbyState.jpg Huh, the PRK is what, number 42? I figured 50. Learn something new every day.
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AbleArcher
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Posted: 8/10/2012 9:59:22 PM
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By AbleArcher:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By Paul:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By yagermeister:
im guessing it was the chewin tabacca slippin past your missing teeth and drippin on ur overalls.......or you were hard to hear over the banjo music.... Smokeless tobacco use is higher, and dental hygiene is worse in the North. By that measure California is the best state in the nation then ...
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/Toothless.gif http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/CurrentSmokers.gif But here's why I'm here: http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/RollerCoasters.gif The one that counts: Percent of Firearm Owners by State: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c390/Red_Hat_/Other/PercentofFirearmsOwnershipbyState.jpg Huh, the PRK is what, number 42? I figured 50. Learn something new every day.
Wyoming, Montana, Alaska, and South Dakota are the south now? Were any of them states before 1865? They are honorary Southern states. They vote Red and have good gun laws, IIRC. South Dakota is most certainly not an honorary southern state. |
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yagermeister
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Posted: 8/10/2012 10:00:13 PM
i found the surveillance video from the gas station!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAYcAdUKMts&feature=related |
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Posted: 8/10/2012 10:02:59 PM
[Last Edit: 8/10/2012 10:03:36 PM by Seberius]
Originally Posted By Ironmaker:
Originally Posted By Rustygun:
The other day a buddy and I were headed out fishing and stopped at a gas station to gas up the boat. I was out by the truck at the pumps and he went inside. There was a woman and man pumping gas and as the woman started walking into the gas station she passed me at a distance of maybe five feet and our eyes met. I said "How you doing?" She stopped. She was looking at me funny. I thought she might blade for a second. I was carrying a 44 revolver but was in condition white. She said "Can I help you?" further confusing me. I said "No, I was just speaking". Her demeanor changed and she said "Oh hi" and walked away. I looked at her car. Maryland tags. Yankees. Try to relax Yankees. Everything is OK. Check your geography, MD is south of the Mason Dixon line. You East of the Rockies people are all the same to me. |
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ColonelHurtz
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Posted: 8/10/2012 10:04:43 PM
Originally Posted By Lacoochee:
Originally Posted By RI0T:
Originally Posted By Ironmaker:
Originally Posted By Rustygun:
The other day a buddy and I were headed out fishing and stopped at a gas station to gas up the boat. I was out by the truck at the pumps and he went inside. There was a woman and man pumping gas and as the woman started walking into the gas station she passed me at a distance of maybe five feet and our eyes met. I said "How you doing?" She stopped. She was looking at me funny. I thought she might blade for a second. I was carrying a 44 revolver but was in condition white. She said "Can I help you?" further confusing me. I said "No, I was just speaking". Her demeanor changed and she said "Oh hi" and walked away. I looked at her car. Maryland tags. Yankees. Try to relax Yankees. Everything is OK. Check your geography, MD is south of the Mason Dixon line. Do not pretend for a second that Maryland is a Southern state, it might have been 100 years ago but years of migration from DC and points North has reduced any Southern tendencies to isolated islands in a sea of Yankee sameness. And yes I recognize the same is true from Ocala south in Florida. What are we supposed to do with all this tobacco and all these negroes? We grow watermelons here and fried chicken is the state dish. Not The South, my ass. You can lay that shit on Pennsylvania if you please but Maryland is in the south. |
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Strider47
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Posted: 8/10/2012 10:05:47 PM
Originally Posted By AbleArcher:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By AbleArcher:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By Paul:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By yagermeister:
im guessing it was the chewin tabacca slippin past your missing teeth and drippin on ur overalls.......or you were hard to hear over the banjo music.... Smokeless tobacco use is higher, and dental hygiene is worse in the North. By that measure California is the best state in the nation then ...
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/Toothless.gif http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/CurrentSmokers.gif But here's why I'm here: http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/California%20Facts%20Graphs/RollerCoasters.gif The one that counts: Percent of Firearm Owners by State: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c390/Red_Hat_/Other/PercentofFirearmsOwnershipbyState.jpg Huh, the PRK is what, number 42? I figured 50. Learn something new every day.
Wyoming, Montana, Alaska, and South Dakota are the south now? Were any of them states before 1865? They are honorary Southern states. They vote Red and have good gun laws, IIRC. South Dakota is most certainly not an honorary southern state. Tough shit. We're claiming you. |
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