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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

Evil_ATF's "Creepy Thread" had a .gif in it where they were putting a scope down someone's ear...and there was a live roach just chilling in the ear. Yeah...that image haunted me for days.

It's rare that I suggest this but. .

Fuck.That.Shit.

Paging Dr. Fridge

I'm still going with Kill it with fire!

Will this be our next multi-dupe thread, surpassing that guy who ordered a TV and was shipped an HK716?

There'll be no poop in Dr. Frige either if he sees the picture of a fucking spider in someone's ear.

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Back in January(The 18th if it really matters):

So, I was laying in bed last night, about to doze off.

Nek minit, something flies into my ear! And I do mean INTO MY FRICKIN EAR All the way in like, well, something that goes all the way in.

Like a shot I'm gibbering like a fool, bleating to the wife about it whilst trying to get whatever the heck it was that sounds like paper being crunched up right inside my brain.

Wife thinks I'm a retard at this point.

Never the less, she goes and gets a cotton bud for me to dig/stab/whatever the hell it is in my ear. A furious amount of swabbing and stabbing later, it seems all is well.

For about 10 seconds, then it's back and I'm gibbering again, starting to wonder if it's burrowing into my brain.

Round two, the wife goes and gets a sryinge full of water, I lie sideways and she literally fills my ear with water. Great, no more disco in my ear. I'm just deaf now.

After pouring and swabbing as much water out as possible, I can hear normally, and as best as she can tell, there's nothing in my ear. Off to sleep I go!

So, I wake up in the morning, off to work, do work things. until just after lunchtime when the noise comes back, WTF! Out come the keys and I just try to stab my brain through my ear, all is well again.

Day at work turns to custard.

So it's the end of the day, nice warm norwester, so I get home, am about to pour a cold beverage.

aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee {gibber} {gibber}

Yup, it's back. I'm thinking now it's some sort of ear infection, fluid thing so I head to the bathroom, look in the mirror and tilt my head sideways.

A few moments of noise later, and something falls out my ear, hits my shoulder, and then promptly flies away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a moth, about 5mm long.

It survived, poking, jabbing, scraping, even flat out drowning, 15 odd hours in my ear canal and off it goes.

I guess I'm not the only one who has this stuff happen to them!

It couldn't pay the rent, so out the door it went.....

I bet that thing laid eggs in her ear.

Visions of hatching spiders pouring out of an ear will not help me sleep.......EVER.

Oh hell no.

This is perfect.

OH FUCK THAT SHIT. I scream like a little bitch when i see a little baby spider coming at me on the floor. I cant imagine what i would do if that shit happend

When I was in the field at Camp Lejeune in 1990, I crashed out sitting back against a tree during a break. All of a sudden there was this horrid scraping, squeaking, itching in my right ear. Something was thrashing around in my ear canal or tap dancing on my ear drum.

A squad mate held me down and put a knee on my head while another slowly trickled water out of a canteen into my ear. A big black ant floated up and out of my ear.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck!

I think the spider was digging in.

Would a small vacuum work in a situation like this??

that could not have been very pleasant at all