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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:29:17 PM

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I picked up some sardines in mustard the other day and I'm wondering how to eat them.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:30:16 PM
On Saltine crackers!
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:31:22 PM
Originally Posted By saabdrifter:
On Saltine crackers!


First post and all. They are good, i prefer just ones in oil.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:32:22 PM
What do I have to do to prepare them?

Cut off the head? Remove the guts?

What's the deal?
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:32:24 PM
On a cracker with green tobasco.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:33:43 PM
Originally Posted By rwalters17:
What do I have to do to prepare them?

Cut off the head? Remove the guts?

What's the deal?


They don't come with heads and guts - eat as is.

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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:34:00 PM
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I usually split them in half and scrape off the spine. The are small enough that you can eat the whole thing I'm just weird like that. I like them on a saltine with some sirachi sauce or a pickled jalapeno.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:34:48 PM
I just throw out the tin and eat 1/2 a sleeve of ritz.
Sardines are NASTY.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:35:18 PM
With a fork.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:38:58 PM
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They're good on saltines as stated above. They are also good on white bread with mayonnaise. Sardine sammich. Mmmmm mmmmm good.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:39:29 PM
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add them to your Vietnamese "BANH MI" sandwich to kick it up a notch

or throw some on a slice of pizza, kind of like using anchovies to add flavor
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:41:19 PM
You eat whatever is in the can.

You do not need to prep them.

I like plain ones with Franks Hot Sauce

The mustard ones I eat with ritz crackers and minced onion.

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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:43:15 PM
They're good on most any cracker. I like them best on rye crackers.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:44:51 PM
on crackers - but real men eat the ones in hot sauce - just saying
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:47:09 PM
Originally Posted By rwalters17:
I picked up some sardines in mustard the other day and I'm wondering how to eat them.


Sardines in mustard are fantastic, I usually eat them on toast or crackers, though I have been known to eat them right out of the can. If you like them, try smoked baby oysters in mustard sauce.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:47:38 PM
I like to open them up and put the sardines on a plate. Throw the plate to the cat and eat the packaging with some saltines.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:47:51 PM
Originally Posted By saabdrifter:
On Saltine Ritz crackers!


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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:48:17 PM
Put them on a hook and catch a tuna. Then eat the tuna. Admittedly, I've only done this once.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:48:46 PM
Open can, sprinkle some tabasco on the little fishies, spear with fork and pop in mouth.

They are meant to be eaten whole, as is.
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Don't eat the spine
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:50:36 PM
The only thing I usually do is split them in half and remove the backbone, you can eat it but I prefer not too. Other than that slap it on a saltine and enjoy
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:52:17 PM
Originally Posted By brifol6111:
The only thing I usually do is split them in half and remove the backbone, you can eat it but I prefer not too. Other than that slap it on a saltine and enjoy


I used to love eating the but stopped for that reason. I bit one in half and looked at it and it's backbone was dangling.. Grossed me out.

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    Posted: 8/9/2012 1:52:28 PM
    I like them straight out of the can! Only the mustard ones though.....
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 1:54:12 PM
    You don't eat them, you snort them.
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 1:57:54 PM
    you dont!
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:00:23 PM
    I would also recommend smoked Kippers

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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:03:36 PM
    I like them on crackers with a side order of cheese, sliced onion and pickles. It's best to wash them down with a nice mellow home brew. This is like Saturday afternoon food.
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:10:07 PM
    Use a salmon patty recipe and you get this. Hellmans on top.


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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:10:16 PM
    This thread makes me hungry!
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:12:57 PM
    I usually give them to folks who will eat them.
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:13:11 PM
    Always packed double layer in olive oil. Never mustard or catsup!
    Saltine crackers and red pepper, chased by ice cold beer.
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:15:02 PM
    Right outta the can, either Mediterranian style (oil, olives and seasonings), with dijon mustard sauce, or my personal fave which is Louisiana hot sauce.

    No crackers. I also love smoked oysters and kipper.
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:15:58 PM

    Originally Posted By P806:
    Don't eat the spine


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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:16:15 PM
    Originally Posted By saabdrifter:
    On Saltine crackers!


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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:17:03 PM
    Great timing!! I just had a can of ''Beach Cliff'' sardines with hot green chilies for lunch, with a few slices of extra sharp cheddar, and some ''Zesta'' saltines.EVERYBODY recommends eating a couple of cans per week [ in the medical field,, not GD ]
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:21:29 PM
    I just use them to bait a raccoon trap.


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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:24:36 PM
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    Among other things, I like them in fried rice. Try Moroccan imports in olive oil.
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:25:33 PM
    Originally Posted By AlvinYork:
    Originally Posted By rwalters17:
    I picked up some sardines in mustard the other day and I'm wondering how to eat them.


    Sardines in mustard are fantastic, I usually eat them on toast or crackers, though I have been known to eat them right out of the can. If you like them, try smoked baby oysters in mustard sauce.


    Haven't seen a can of smoked oysters that wasn't from China in years. YMMV but I'll pass.

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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:31:21 PM
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    Put them on a hook and catch a tuna. Then eat the tuna RAW. Admittedly, I've only done this once.


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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:33:29 PM
    If you think sardines are a bit fishy or too strong a flavor try kipper snacks instead.

    The Solar brand kipper snacks that can now be found at Walmart tastes excellent.
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:33:59 PM
    Originally Posted By Wz63:
    add them to your Vietnamese "BAHN MI" sandwich to kick it up a notch

    or throw some on a slice of pizza, kind of like using anchovies to add flavor

    Sardines and anchovies taste nothing alike.

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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:35:22 PM
    sardines, mustard sauce, sriracha sauce, and saltine crackers FTMFW!!!!
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:36:25 PM
    With my mouth!
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 2:39:44 PM
    Dammit, so hungry now..........
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 3:15:52 PM
    I used to eat the possum brand ones in oil as a kid.

    I have no idea how, because they gross me the fuck out now.
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    I used to eat the possum brand ones in oil as a kid.

    I have no idea how, because they gross me the fuck out now.


    I wouldn't go as far to say they gross me out but I had a tin the other week. Probably 25 years since I had them and they weren't nearly as good as I remembred.
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    Posted: 8/9/2012 3:26:46 PM
    I prefer Kipper Snacks.
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