God Intelligent Design

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Nor do I, but a person of faith who posts here has actually come out and said that in the past.

Oh, pooh, there I go, trying to interpret scripture to fit my prejudices, again! (Where did I put that illudium pu-36 space modulator?!)

No no, all airmen, marines, seamen, and soldiers will be folded into the MI. Would you like to know more?



Bullshit



Unless they have oil

I keed I keed

Yes it is.

Hope they have some Titan's there too.

Well the female martians better have 3 titties or I will be disappointed.

Did this person use his ass for reference?

Kinda makes a mockery of the "made in gods image" stuff.

Send the anti-gun liberals to mars
to be used in experiments.
...That would be a good begining.

I am not religious myself, and I completely agree with you. As a matter of fact, finding life on Mars may cause me to rethink a lot of things, including religion. Who knows, maybe Mars was once a thriving planet teeming with life, up to and including intelligent life. Maybe those beings were created by god, and fucked up bad, maybe so bad that he killed it all with fire. If they find carvings cut deeply into stone warning the reader to obey god, maybe I will believe it.

Maybe, nobodies perfect.

Frogs and Rabbits are going to make it to Mars and Australians will have to be put there to come up with innovative ideas for eliminating the problem.

Aww, I always miss the pussy

That's funny.

And my time on this rock has lead me to the conclusion that the amount of "intelligent life" is decreasing year by year.

The White House would release a picture to the press, depicting Obama in the NASA control room with the rover control joystick in his hand, so he could take credit for discovering life on Mars.

He would negotiate a treaty which contained a provision that weapons would not be transferred between the two planets. The fine print would require all weapons on both planets to be registered and taxed annually to make the enforcement program self-sufficient.

He would then raise the taxes on LOX and rocket fuel and mandate that all chemical rockets not emit gases into the atmosphere. All interplanetary workers would be allowed to collectively bargain wages and benefits.

No one but the POTUS would be allowed to smoke tabacco products and he would also be the first person to be awarded the Nobel Prize for Peace and for Science.

A spokes-Martian would provide an interview to MSNBC explaining how most of the inhabitants of Mars had died during an epidemic after being exposed to Earth flu virus. They could easily have been saved by medication, but Mitt Romney and Bain Capital took over the Saucer plant and shut it down, leaving Martians without health insurance. And the worst part of it was that Earthling Mitt couldn't care less about dead Martians.

Obama would use his executive authority to exempt Martians from US Immigration laws which regulate aliens. They would not only be allowed to visit and then stay in the US, but would be allowed to vote in November. In order to accomodate them, they would all qualify for public housing, food stamps, welfare, unemployment, and disability.

Martians would then form an Occupy Earth movement and park saucers over major cities. The saucer over Detroit would be hijacked and the inoperable hulk would later be recovered after it had been stripped of its copper wiring and plumbing.

The Martian gestation period of 15 days would allow them to saturate both planets. Any objections to anything a Martian did or said would be met with accusations of being a bigoted Specist.

War would break out.

It would be chaos.

Kewl.

So it would be Space Shuttle Door Gunners Local 87?

I would hope it would spur renewed interest (see: funding) in space exploration.

I would tell them to prepare their waste hole.

Checklist their exhaust vent?

Big O will tax them to death and then wipe out their anus.

Or, Uranius.

Big O no care.

Danny

I agree 100%.