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 South_Side_Shooter
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:22:00 AM
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Smashy
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:22:34 AM
TT will have a field day.
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hotbiggun42
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:23:55 AM
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights.
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Silver_Surfer
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:24:02 AM
We would study it and then kil it
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:24:47 AM
If they were to find signs of life, we'll never know.
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Bama-Shooter
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:25:47 AM
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights. How does finding life on Mars mean God does not exist? |
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RonnieJamesDioFan
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:25:51 AM
Let's say we find out there is life on Mars today. Tomorrow the EPA says Mars is off limits for environmental concerns.
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Zaphod
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:27:00 AM
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights. How does finding life on Mars mean God does not exist? Obama doesn't like competition. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:28:50 AM
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights. How does finding life on Mars mean God does not exist? Obama doesn't like competition.  |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:29:52 AM
Originally Posted By South_Side_Shooter:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b191/fugitivemind1990/603574_10152005985495494_1405872132_n.jpg We would send Arnold Schwarzenegger to mars to quell the resistance and activate the core reactor so his head doesn't explode. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:30:38 AM
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights. How does finding life on Mars mean God does not exist? Obama doesn't like competition. Zing |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:30:48 AM
kegerator.... will go from full to empty quite fast haha
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:30:56 AM
Originally Posted By South_Side_Shooter:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b191/fugitivemind1990/603574_10152005985495494_1405872132_n.jpg That's Earthist! |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:33:55 AM
They'll bring it back with some bacteria that gets loose. More of why we need bigger better space stations or a moon base.
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36_gauge
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:34:02 AM
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights. I thought he was going to implement Sharia law 
MAKE UP YOUR MIND OBAMA |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:34:27 AM
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights. I thought obamma said he was god ... and we have only the rights he says we duz ... |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:34:42 AM
Originally Posted By garwj:
They'll bring it back with some bacteria that gets loose. More of why we need bigger better space stations or a moon base. That was a fear when they first went to the moon. NASA has their containment policies down pretty good. |
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Johnny_Reno
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:35:17 AM
[Last Edit: 8/9/2012 11:35:58 AM by Johnny_Reno]
Well, hopefully we'll bring them back here and then eat them. ETA: If there is life, I hope it has fur because I would really like to be the first to have some Martian earmuffs. |
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RIO-lover
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:35:23 AM
We bring it back to earth, it escapes from the lab and takes over our planet.
We're doomed. |
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Johnny_Reno
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:36:36 AM
[Last Edit: 8/9/2012 11:38:21 AM by Johnny_Reno]
Originally Posted By RIO-lover:
We bring it back to earth, it escapes from the lab and takes over our planet. We're doomed.
It couldn't be any worst than the Blob and we handled that. 
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Smashy
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:36:59 AM
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights. How does finding life on Mars mean God does not exist? Obama doesn't like competition. 
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LowBeta
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:37:08 AM
I will paint my GF green and have sex with her while Carl Sagan's Cosmos plays on the tv.
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DangerJ
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:37:57 AM
Contamination.
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hotbiggun42
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:38:51 AM
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights. How does finding life on Mars mean God does not exist? If they find evidence of life on Mars then the next logical assumption would be that Martian planted the seed for life to begin on Earth. You know this already don't you Bama? |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:39:28 AM
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights. How does finding life on Mars mean God does not exist? I took the poster as talking about humanoid life being found on Mars and the part about man being created in the image of God. |
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yagermeister
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:40:04 AM
Space marines , the answer is all ways space marines
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Seven_Sixty_Two
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:40:11 AM
[Last Edit: 8/9/2012 11:40:45 AM by Seven_Sixty_Two]
Originally Posted By South_Side_Shooter:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b191/fugitivemind1990/603574_10152005985495494_1405872132_n.jpg   |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:41:03 AM
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights. How does finding life on Mars mean God does not exist? If they find evidence of life on Mars then the next logical assumption would be that Martian planted the seed for life to begin on Earth. You know this already don't you Bama? Well according to the Mission to Mars movie that's what happened |
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toolboxluis00100
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:43:47 AM
[Last Edit: 8/9/2012 11:46:59 AM by toolboxluis00100]
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Silver_Surfer
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:44:36 AM
[Last Edit: 8/9/2012 12:03:06 PM by Silver_Surfer]
Originally Posted By Daps:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights. How does finding life on Mars mean God does not exist? If they find evidence of life on Mars then the next logical assumption would be that Martian planted the seed for life to begin on Earth. You know this already don't you Bama? Well according to the Mission to Mars movie that's what happened Ah the Kate Moss one. They find the face. Obummer could play Don Cheadles part |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:46:25 AM
It'd be kinda like what we did to the indians before except this time we'd be doing it to martians. Look how well that turned out for the indians.
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exilefromhell
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:47:38 AM
We need to ban 'assault weapons' on Mars.. ASAP.
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RonnieJamesDioFan
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:48:04 AM
Originally Posted By GLOCKENNBOOMER:
It'd be kinda like what we did to the indians before except this time we'd be doing it to martians. Look how well that turned out for the indians. The government tit is abundant, many laws don't apply to them, and they get all kinds of free shit for the taking? I, for one, welcome our new Martian overlords. |
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pukindog
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:50:46 AM
There will be a raging arfcom debate on "what caliber for Martians"
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:51:26 AM
will be told they have WMD's and blow them to fuck
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RECONSIX
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Posted: 8/9/2012 11:53:29 AM
Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By garwj:
They'll bring it back with some bacteria that gets loose. More of why we need bigger better space stations or a moon base. That was a fear when they first went to the moon. NASA has their containment policies down pretty good. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 12:07:43 PM
Originally Posted By pukindog:
There will be a raging arfcom debate on "what caliber for Martians" No debate. Nuclear powered Laser FTMFW! |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 12:12:41 PM
[Last Edit: 8/9/2012 12:12:47 PM by Snips]
Originally Posted By RECONSIX:
Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By garwj:
They'll bring it back with some bacteria that gets loose. More of why we need bigger better space stations or a moon base. That was a fear when they first went to the moon. NASA has their containment policies down pretty good. Am I that off? I just know what they tell me on the propaganda documentary shows.  |
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Cheesebeast
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Posted: 8/9/2012 12:19:11 PM
Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By garwj:
They'll bring it back with some bacteria that gets loose. More of why we need bigger better space stations or a moon base. That was a fear when they first went to the moon. NASA has their containment policies down pretty good. Perhaps good containment for spacecraft coming in, but not so hot when it comes to spacecraft/rovers going out. Bacteria was discovered at JPL in the Spacecraft Assembly area. It is resistant to UV, gamma radiation, freezing temps, etc. It may have hitched a ride to Mars on the Spirit/Opportunity rovers in 2004. So, is life already there because we sent it? IIRC there was some conjecture we also seeded the solar system with TB. Bacteria at JPL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacillus_safensis |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 12:20:05 PM
Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By RECONSIX:
Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By garwj:
They'll bring it back with some bacteria that gets loose. More of why we need bigger better space stations or a moon base. That was a fear when they first went to the moon. NASA has their containment policies down pretty good. Am I that off? I just know what they tell me on the propaganda documentary shows. Haven't they lost 300lbs of moon rocks, lent out to various labs & so forth? Depending on NASA to do it right and under budget? Please, I'd sooner have a rubber crutch! Mind you, a bouncer like Willis would be rather cool! |
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CasualObserver
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Posted: 8/9/2012 12:37:56 PM
Duh, we'll conquer them and take their shit. Where have you been for all of recorded history?
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Banjaxed
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Posted: 8/9/2012 12:48:20 PM
Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By RECONSIX:
Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By garwj:
They'll bring it back with some bacteria that gets loose. More of why we need bigger better space stations or a moon base. That was a fear when they first went to the moon. NASA has their containment policies down pretty good. Am I that off? I just know what they tell me on the propaganda documentary shows. Well they crashed the return craft from the moon into the ocean exposing all marine life to whatever they may have brought back. |
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GTwannabe
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Posted: 8/9/2012 12:51:54 PM
I dub thee Sir Phobos! Knight of Mars. Beater of ass.
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California_Kid
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Posted: 8/9/2012 12:54:30 PM
Obama will make a speech about raising the Mars tax.
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BM-ARM-DPMS-guns
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:00:49 PM
They're under trhe ground! UNDER THE GROUND!
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retgarr
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:12:50 PM
[Last Edit: 8/9/2012 1:17:14 PM by retgarr]
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights. I thought he was going to implement Sharia law
MAKE UP YOUR MIND OBAMA No way. Sharia starts after the great Arfcom coup of 2023. It starts with no boobs, then proceeds to no bikinis. At some point they will implement the prayers toward Salt Lake City (for JMB), Belgium is also acceptable if the sun is in your eyes. The sectarian violence will start shortly after. I believe the no beanites will strike first, charging into a Texas chilli parlor with many Glocks strapped to their bodies. But they will have a common enemy in Brazil (Taurus) and will attack them continuously. Aiming will be shit though, because no one will be able to choose which optic on their rifle to use and instead having faith that with the help of all the money they spent, they can't miss. Fucking Obama! |
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Max_Power
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:21:37 PM
Originally Posted By GLOCKENNBOOMER: It'd be kinda like what we did to the indians before except this time we'd be doing it to martians. Look how well that turned out for the indians. Martian casinos? 
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:43:26 PM
I suspect we'll find evidence of past life on Mars up near the surface but we'd have to dig a ways down to be likely to find any current life. The solar radiation on the surface would make it less likely anything would live up there (not impossible of course). If we do find that evidence it means that when we send people there, or bring back samples, we'll have to be much much more careful since our bodies may not be able to defend against it.
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Silver_Surfer
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:49:22 PM
Originally Posted By BM-ARM-DPMS-guns:
They're under trhe ground! UNDER THE GROUND! They cant be, something we missed? |
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36_gauge
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:53:53 PM
Originally Posted By retgarr:
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights. I thought he was going to implement Sharia law
MAKE UP YOUR MIND OBAMA No way. Sharia starts after the great Arfcom coup of 2023. It starts with no boobs, then proceeds to no bikinis. At some point they will implement the prayers toward Salt Lake City (for JMB), Belgium is also acceptable if the sun is in your eyes. The sectarian violence will start shortly after. I believe the no beanites will strike first, charging into a Texas chilli parlor with many Glocks strapped to their bodies. But they will have a common enemy in Brazil (Taurus) and will attack them continuously. Aiming will be shit though, because no one will be able to choose which optic on their rifle to use and instead having faith that with the help of all the money they spent, they can't miss. Fucking Obama! I'd pay good money to watch that  |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:58:36 PM
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Obama will announce that God does not exist and take away our 2nd Amendment rights. How does finding life on Mars mean God does not exist? If they find evidence of life on Mars then the next logical assumption would be that Martian planted the seed for life to begin on Earth. You know this already don't you Bama? And who seeded Mars? |
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