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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:12:04 PM
Originally Posted By Bradders:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By Bradders:
For those that are really concerned, this is a stapler thread and not a gun thread. And remember all you lot, all this criticizing is coming from the people of a nation that won't even allow Kinder eggs  You have got to be fucking kidding me.......... 
It's true Google are kinder eggs banned in the usa 
They're actually worth a bit of cash if you can get 'em  |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:12:37 PM
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By winchester87:
Those dastardly kinder eggs had to be banned, um, for the children. Yeah, that's it. Now back to those killer staplers in the UK. If staplers are outlawed, only outlaws will have staplers. I have a staple gun.......a high powered one. I'm planning a takeover.  HOLY SHIT!!! Some of those staple guns have magazines that hold 50+ staples! Sure hope they get those assault staplers off the streets. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:31:09 PM
Originally Posted By Strykewolf: coc #87Originally Posted By Bradders: Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Originally Posted By Bradders: For those that are really concerned, this is a stapler thread and not a gun thread. And remember all you lot, all this criticizing is coming from the people of a nation that won't even allow Kinder eggs You have got to be fucking kidding me.......... It's true Google are kinder eggs banned in the usa They're actually worth a bit of cash if you can get 'em condoning or soliciting the illegal transfer of ITAR restricted chocolate and or confectionery goods  shame on you Strykewolf  |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:39:35 PM
[Last Edit: 8/9/2012 1:41:07 PM by Agent_Funky]
Originally Posted By winchester87:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By winchester87:
Those dastardly kinder eggs had to be banned, um, for the children. Yeah, that's it. Now back to those killer staplers in the UK. If staplers are outlawed, only outlaws will have staplers. I have a staple gun.......a high powered one. I'm planning a takeover. HOLY SHIT!!! Some of those staple guns have magazines that hold 50+ staples! Sure hope they get those assault staplers off the streets. I have a cache of them dude. I bought them over the interwebz. Just went to WH Smith's website, ordered a bunch of staplers and a couple of cans of staples and three days later .....KAPOOOOW!!! armed to the false teeth. My next step is to buy a Costas Video and train myself up to be Tier 1. I checked out the look in front of the mirror last night and practiced my draw......... I had a couple of NDs but it was cool cos the staples were only 9mm so they bounced of the mirror with a "ping". I'm going to dremel some extra flutes in the bending plate so that I can make the staplers lighter and then throw then down the drive to give them that been in combat look. Much more tactical. I hear you can get some staples that can drive staplers into wood....shot after shot after shot. I'm gunna save me some money and try and get a pre-ban one for long range stuff. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:47:03 PM
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Originally Posted By winchester87: Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Originally Posted By winchester87: Those dastardly kinder eggs had to be banned, um, for the children. Yeah, that's it. Now back to those killer staplers in the UK. If staplers are outlawed, only outlaws will have staplers. I have a staple gun.......a high powered one. I'm planning a takeover. HOLY SHIT!!! Some of those staple guns have magazines that hold 50+ staples! Sure hope they get those assault staplers off the streets. I have a cache of them dude. I bought them over the interwebz. Just went to WH Smith's website, ordered a bunch of staplers and a couple of cans of staples and three days later .....KAPOOOOW!!! armed to the false teeth. My next step is to buy a Costas Video and train myself up to be Tier 1. I checked out the look in front of the mirror last night and practiced my draw......... I had a couple of NDs but it was cool cos the staples were only 9mm so they bounced of the mirror with a "ping". I'm going to dremel some extra flutes in the bending plate so that I can make the staplers lighter and then throw then down the drive to give them that been in combat look. Much more tactical. I hear you can get some staples that can drive staplers into wood....shot after shot after shot. I'm gunna save me some money and try and get a pre-ban one for long range stuff.  i just got a small red one |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:50:41 PM
Originally Posted By UKjohn:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By winchester87:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By winchester87:
Those dastardly kinder eggs had to be banned, um, for the children. Yeah, that's it. Now back to those killer staplers in the UK. If staplers are outlawed, only outlaws will have staplers. I have a staple gun.......a high powered one. I'm planning a takeover. HOLY SHIT!!! Some of those staple guns have magazines that hold 50+ staples! Sure hope they get those assault staplers off the streets. I have a cache of them dude. I bought them over the interwebz. Just went to WH Smith's website, ordered a bunch of staplers and a couple of cans of staples and three days later .....KAPOOOOW!!! armed to the false teeth. My next step is to buy a Costas Video and train myself up to be Tier 1. I checked out the look in front of the mirror last night and practiced my draw......... I had a couple of NDs but it was cool cos the staples were only 9mm so they bounced of the mirror with a "ping". I'm going to dremel some extra flutes in the bending plate so that I can make the staplers lighter and then throw then down the drive to give them that been in combat look. Much more tactical. I hear you can get some staples that can drive staplers into wood....shot after shot after shot. I'm gunna save me some money and try and get a pre-ban one for long range stuff. i just got a small red one
I can do you a pre-ban stapler but it's going to cost ya...... The stationer to stationer fees alone are going to be around £200. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:55:02 PM
Originally Posted By Shane333: Almost certainly Utah, as well. Forcible entry into someone else's house for the intent to commit crime = automatic justification for lethal force. The issue isn't with shooting them on the way in, the issue is that having confronted them and scared them away, he shot them in the back as they try to get off his property. Thank god he didn't use an assault stapler loaded with a high-capacity clip of "kinder surprise" staples |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:58:12 PM
[Last Edit: 8/9/2012 2:42:36 PM by UKjohn]
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Originally Posted By UKjohn: Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Originally Posted By winchester87: Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Originally Posted By winchester87: Those dastardly kinder eggs had to be banned, um, for the children. Yeah, that's it. Now back to those killer staplers in the UK. If staplers are outlawed, only outlaws will have staplers. I have a staple gun.......a high powered one. I'm planning a takeover. HOLY SHIT!!! Some of those staple guns have magazines that hold 50+ staples! Sure hope they get those assault staplers off the streets. I have a cache of them dude. I bought them over the interwebz. Just went to WH Smith's website, ordered a bunch of staplers and a couple of cans of staples and three days later .....KAPOOOOW!!! armed to the false teeth. My next step is to buy a Costas Video and train myself up to be Tier 1. I checked out the look in front of the mirror last night and practiced my draw......... I had a couple of NDs but it was cool cos the staples were only 9mm so they bounced of the mirror with a "ping". I'm going to dremel some extra flutes in the bending plate so that I can make the staplers lighter and then throw then down the drive to give them that been in combat look. Much more tactical. I hear you can get some staples that can drive staplers into wood....shot after shot after shot. I'm gunna save me some money and try and get a pre-ban one for long range stuff. i just got a small red one I can do you a pre-ban stapler but it's going to cost ya...... The stationer to stationer fees alone are going to be around £200. funky , is that you  |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 1:58:25 PM
Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
Almost certainly Utah, as well. Forcible entry into someone else's house for the intent to commit crime = automatic justification for lethal force. The issue isn't with shooting them on the way in, the issue is that having confronted them and scared them away, he shot them in the back as they try to get off his property. Thank god he didn't use an assault stapler loaded with a high-capacity clip of "kinder surprise" staples
So he should have pulled the trigger during the initial confrontation before they had the chance to turn their backs on him?  |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 2:28:02 PM
Originally Posted By Shane333:
Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
Almost certainly Utah, as well. Forcible entry into someone else's house for the intent to commit crime = automatic justification for lethal force. The issue isn't with shooting them on the way in, the issue is that having confronted them and scared them away, he shot them in the back as they try to get off his property. Thank god he didn't use an assault stapler loaded with a high-capacity clip of "kinder surprise" staples
So he should have pulled the trigger during the initial confrontation before they had the chance to turn their backs on him? He did....... but then when they gave it legs he shot em in the back. No sympathy for them personally, but from a legal perspective the threat to Martin had diminished when they started to flee, and therefore it was decided to test his contention that he was acting in self defence in a court of law. It was accepte that there was a degree of self defence, but what cost him was his transition from being a defender, to acting without reasonable force in the face of a diminishing threat. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:21:16 PM
Originally Posted By UKjohn: Originally Posted By AnalogKid: Once again, TT works GD into an intercontinental lather with a solitary poast-n-run. Golf clap.jpg i was just going to say that  , fuckin top hat dwelling , milk bag drinking , pistol boiling , tapco bustin , lumberjack  Lumberjack? |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:22:09 PM
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Originally Posted By Waveform: Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Oh Tony Martin again. The farmer who, using a gun which he did not have lawful authority to possess, laid in wait for two scumbags that had been snooping round his property over previous nights and ambushed them, shooting them both in the back as they fled the scene, killing one and maiming another.... Huh, so there are a handful Britons left.....give it a few decades. Yeah...people keep saying that. Seems like we just won't go away though. So suck it up sweetheart, we are here to stay. I intentionally leave out articles and prepositions when talking to Brits at university. They seem to enjoy it. You wankers can't even keep language alive. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:22:40 PM
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Originally Posted By Bradders: Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Originally Posted By Bradders: For those that are really concerned, this is a stapler thread and not a gun thread. And remember all you lot, all this criticizing is coming from the people of a nation that won't even allow Kinder eggs You have got to be fucking kidding me.......... It's true Google are kinder eggs banned in the usa Fuck me!!!! You are right!!!! Arrested for possession of an illegal kinder egg !!!!!!!!!  Was it a high capacity Kinder Egg??? I remember when America had an Empire .........uh oh wait.....no...they never did |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:22:56 PM
Originally Posted By targettarget:
Originally Posted By UKjohn:
Originally Posted By AnalogKid:
Once again, TT works GD into an intercontinental lather with a solitary poast-n-run. Golf clap.jpg i was just going to say that , fuckin top hat dwelling , milk bag drinking , pistol boiling , tapco bustin , lumberjack
Lumberjack?
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:23:02 PM
Originally Posted By targettarget: made it home from a hard days logging then Originally Posted By UKjohn: Originally Posted By AnalogKid: Once again, TT works GD into an intercontinental lather with a solitary poast-n-run. Golf clap.jpg i was just going to say that , fuckin top hat dwelling , milk bag drinking , pistol boiling , tapco bustin , lumberjack Lumberjack? |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:31:18 PM
Originally Posted By targettarget:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By Bradders:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By Bradders:
For those that are really concerned, this is a stapler thread and not a gun thread. And remember all you lot, all this criticizing is coming from the people of a nation that won't even allow Kinder eggs You have got to be fucking kidding me..........
It's true Google are kinder eggs banned in the usa
Fuck me!!!! You are right!!!! Arrested for possession of an illegal kinder egg !!!!!!!!!
Was it a high capacity Kinder Egg???
I remember when America had an Empire .........uh oh wait.....no...they never did
What are you laughing aboot you stinky fur wearing canuck? Your country is still a vassal state to the Empire since the Queen still has to approve any legislation your parliament passes!  |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:37:57 PM
Originally Posted By ridinshotgun: What are you laughing aboot you stinky fur wearing canuck? Your country is still a vassal state to the Empire since the Queen still has to approve any legislation your parliament passes! Which is why Canada, like the UK, still has kinder eggs. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:39:46 PM
Originally Posted By UKjohn: made it home from a hard days logging then Logging? I thought he was a fur trapper? |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:40:17 PM
Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:
Originally Posted By ridinshotgun:
What are you laughing aboot you stinky fur wearing canuck? Your country is still a vassal state to the Empire since the Queen still has to approve any legislation your parliament passes! Which is why Canada, like the UK, still has kinder eggs. Yeah but our dentistry is better! |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:42:26 PM
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
Almost certainly Utah, as well. Forcible entry into someone else's house for the intent to commit crime = automatic justification for lethal force. The issue isn't with shooting them on the way in, the issue is that having confronted them and scared them away, he shot them in the back as they try to get off his property. Thank god he didn't use an assault stapler loaded with a high-capacity clip of "kinder surprise" staples
So he should have pulled the trigger during the initial confrontation before they had the chance to turn their backs on him? He did....... but then when they gave it legs he shot em in the back. No sympathy for them personally, but from a legal perspective the threat to Martin had diminished when they started to flee, and therefore it was decided to test his contention that he was acting in self defence in a court of law. It was accepte that there was a degree of self defence, but what cost him was his transition from being a defender, to acting without reasonable force in the face of a diminishing threat. Ah, OK. Thanks for the explanation. 
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:42:53 PM
Originally Posted By ridinshotgun: Yeah but our dentistry is better! Yeah but... yeah but.. you.. you smell of poo. Yeah, that's right. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:44:07 PM
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Originally Posted By winchester87: Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Originally Posted By winchester87: Those dastardly kinder eggs had to be banned, um, for the children. Yeah, that's it. Now back to those killer staplers in the UK. If staplers are outlawed, only outlaws will have staplers. I have a staple gun.......a high powered one. I'm planning a takeover. HOLY SHIT!!! Some of those staple guns have magazines that hold 50+ staples! Sure hope they get those assault staplers off the streets. I have a cache of them dude. I bought them over the interwebz. Just went to WH Smith's website, ordered a bunch of staplers and a couple of cans of staples and three days later .....KAPOOOOW!!! armed to the false teeth. My next step is to buy a Costas Video and train myself up to be Tier 1. I checked out the look in front of the mirror last night and practiced my draw......... I had a couple of NDs but it was cool cos the staples were only 9mm so they bounced of the mirror with a "ping". I'm going to dremel some extra flutes in the bending plate so that I can make the staplers lighter and then throw then down the drive to give them that been in combat look. Much more tactical. I hear you can get some staples that can drive staplers into wood....shot after shot after shot. I'm gunna save me some money and try and get a pre-ban one for long range stuff. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:44:57 PM
Originally Posted By Shane333:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
Almost certainly Utah, as well. Forcible entry into someone else's house for the intent to commit crime = automatic justification for lethal force. The issue isn't with shooting them on the way in, the issue is that having confronted them and scared them away, he shot them in the back as they try to get off his property. Thank god he didn't use an assault stapler loaded with a high-capacity clip of "kinder surprise" staples
So he should have pulled the trigger during the initial confrontation before they had the chance to turn their backs on him? He did....... but then when they gave it legs he shot em in the back. No sympathy for them personally, but from a legal perspective the threat to Martin had diminished when they started to flee, and therefore it was decided to test his contention that he was acting in self defence in a court of law. It was accepte that there was a degree of self defence, but what cost him was his transition from being a defender, to acting without reasonable force in the face of a diminishing threat. Ah, OK. Thanks for the explanation.
Yeah but all the facts as I have read them to date was that even when the crown claims they started to flee they were still in his house. Sorry DTR here in the US. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:46:53 PM
Originally Posted By UKjohn: Originally Posted By targettarget: made it home from a hard days logging then Originally Posted By UKjohn: Originally Posted By AnalogKid: Once again, TT works GD into an intercontinental lather with a solitary poast-n-run. Golf clap.jpg i was just going to say that , fuckin top hat dwelling , milk bag drinking , pistol boiling , tapco bustin , lumberjack Lumberjack? Never went out. I've been hitting the lemon flavoured flu relief drink and cough drops pretty hard, lately. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:47:40 PM
Originally Posted By ridinshotgun: Originally Posted By targettarget: Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Originally Posted By Bradders: Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Originally Posted By Bradders: For those that are really concerned, this is a stapler thread and not a gun thread. And remember all you lot, all this criticizing is coming from the people of a nation that won't even allow Kinder eggs You have got to be fucking kidding me.......... It's true Google are kinder eggs banned in the usa Fuck me!!!! You are right!!!! Arrested for possession of an illegal kinder egg !!!!!!!!! Was it a high capacity Kinder Egg??? I remember when America had an Empire .........uh oh wait.....no...they never didWhat are you laughing aboot you stinky fur wearing canuck? Your country is still a vassal state to the Empire since the Queen still has to approve any legislation your parliament passes! Not anymore, actually. We make our own laws now. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:52:13 PM
Originally Posted By targettarget: drugs man , you need to say NO Originally Posted By UKjohn: Originally Posted By targettarget: made it home from a hard days logging then Originally Posted By UKjohn: Originally Posted By AnalogKid: Once again, TT works GD into an intercontinental lather with a solitary poast-n-run. Golf clap.jpg i was just going to say that , fuckin top hat dwelling , milk bag drinking , pistol boiling , tapco bustin , lumberjack Lumberjack? Never went out. I've been hitting the lemon flavoured flu relief drink and cough drops pretty hard, lately. i had the same last week |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 4:52:25 PM
Originally Posted By targettarget: Not anymore, actually. We make our own laws now. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 5:18:57 PM
Originally Posted By Waveform:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By Waveform:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Oh Tony Martin again. The farmer who, using a gun which he did not have lawful authority to possess, laid in wait for two scumbags that had been snooping round his property over previous nights and ambushed them, shooting them both in the back as they fled the scene, killing one and maiming another.... Huh, so there are a handful Britons left.....give it a few decades. Yeah...people keep saying that. Seems like we just won't go away though. So suck it up sweetheart, we are here to stay. I intentionally leave out articles and prepositions when talking to Brits at university. They seem to enjoy it. You wankers can't even keep language alive. So, you are a schoolboy. Now it all fits. Go and play elsewhere sweetheart. You are way, way out of your depth. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 5:24:50 PM
Originally Posted By ridinshotgun:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
Almost certainly Utah, as well. Forcible entry into someone else's house for the intent to commit crime = automatic justification for lethal force. The issue isn't with shooting them on the way in, the issue is that having confronted them and scared them away, he shot them in the back as they try to get off his property. Thank god he didn't use an assault stapler loaded with a high-capacity clip of "kinder surprise" staples
So he should have pulled the trigger during the initial confrontation before they had the chance to turn their backs on him? He did....... but then when they gave it legs he shot em in the back. No sympathy for them personally, but from a legal perspective the threat to Martin had diminished when they started to flee, and therefore it was decided to test his contention that he was acting in self defence in a court of law. It was accepte that there was a degree of self defence, but what cost him was his transition from being a defender, to acting without reasonable force in the face of a diminishing threat. Ah, OK. Thanks for the explanation.
Yeah but all the facts as I have read them to date was that even when the crown claims they started to flee they were still in his house. Sorry DTR here in the US. I believe that the fatal shot was fired outside the house. As I understand it Martin may have wounded one or both in the first shot(s) inside the house and went outside after them to finish them off. I can't confirm that this was the case though. Hard to be sure. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 5:46:51 PM
Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:
Originally Posted By ridinshotgun:
Yeah but our dentistry is better! Yeah but... yeah but.. you.. you smell of poo. Yeah, that's right.
You know the more I think about this I have come to the conclusion it is not about the quality of your dentistry but the kinder egg toys that you all bite into. Ban them for the children and good teeth! |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 5:55:51 PM
Originally Posted By ridinshotgun: You know the more I think about this I have come to the conclusion it is not about the quality of your dentistry but the kinder egg toys that you all bite into. Ban them for the children and good teeth! The inner capsule is much softer than when I was a kid. Rumour had it the prisoners were complaining that the harder plastic capsules were playing havoc with their hemorrhoids |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 5:59:26 PM
Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:
Originally Posted By ridinshotgun:
Yeah but our dentistry is better! Yeah but... yeah but.. you.. you smell of poo. Yeah, that's right.
Not really. We shower more than pretty much every other country. Come on, you can do this! Think a little harder. (Kinder eggs has already been used, you can't use that.) |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 6:02:28 PM
Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:
Originally Posted By ridinshotgun:
You know the more I think about this I have come to the conclusion it is not about the quality of your dentistry but the kinder egg toys that you all bite into. Ban them for the children and good teeth! The inner capsule is much softer than when I was a kid. Rumour had it the prisoners were complaining that the harder plastic capsules were playing havoc with their hemorrhoids
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Posted: 8/9/2012 6:05:32 PM
Originally Posted By retgarr: Not really. We shower more than pretty much every other country. Come on, you can do this! Think a little harder. (Kinder eggs has already been used, you can't use that.) I'm off to bed so I'll just leave you with this cheap parting shot  |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 6:05:50 PM
Originally Posted By retgarr:
Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:
Originally Posted By ridinshotgun:
Yeah but our dentistry is better! Yeah but... yeah but.. you.. you smell of poo. Yeah, that's right.
Not really. We shower more than pretty much every other country. Come on, you can do this! Think a little harder. (Kinder eggs has already been used, you can't use that.) Honestly? That's bullshit. The whole bad teeth, poor hygiene thing, while mildly comical, is pretty much untrue. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 6:09:12 PM
This lame thread ended at the Kinder eggs
Someone put it out of its misery please |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 6:57:42 PM
Originally Posted By Bradders: Originally Posted By osprey21: So is Staples UK going out of business?   |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:01:20 PM
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This lame thread ended at the Kinder eggs Someone put it out of its misery please  |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:05:32 PM
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By retgarr:
Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:
Originally Posted By ridinshotgun:
Yeah but our dentistry is better! Yeah but... yeah but.. you.. you smell of poo. Yeah, that's right.
Not really. We shower more than pretty much every other country. Come on, you can do this! Think a little harder. (Kinder eggs has already been used, you can't use that.) Honestly? That's bullshit. The whole bad teeth, poor hygiene thing, while mildly comical, is pretty much untrue. No that one isn't. Now what I didn't say is that it's not necessarily healthy or hygienic to shower as much as we tend to. It isn't. I just said we showered more, so are unlikely to smell like poo!
I also don't know where the UK ranks in number of showers (or baths since those still seem to be popular there). I'll check and see if I can find a source. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:05:42 PM
Can a Brit purchase a chainsaw? Just wondering––not trying to say anything....
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:08:20 PM
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Can a Brit purchase a chainsaw? Just wondering––not trying to say anything.... Yep. No restrictions. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:09:15 PM
Originally Posted By retgarr:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By retgarr:
Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:
Originally Posted By ridinshotgun:
Yeah but our dentistry is better! Yeah but... yeah but.. you.. you smell of poo. Yeah, that's right.
Not really. We shower more than pretty much every other country. Come on, you can do this! Think a little harder. (Kinder eggs has already been used, you can't use that.) Honestly? That's bullshit. The whole bad teeth, poor hygiene thing, while mildly comical, is pretty much untrue. No that one isn't. Now what I didn't say is that it's not necessarily healthy or hygienic to shower as much as we tend to. It isn't. I just said we showered more, so are unlikely to smell like poo!
I also don't know where the UK ranks in number of showers (or baths since those still seem to be popular there). I'll check and see if I can find a source. I would imagine that there is probably very little difference in reality. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:11:00 PM
If you hear someone breaking in, and you were to start the saw, that would be like the sound of a racking shotgun
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:11:15 PM
And then David Cameron said he'd take my stapler, and I said "No, no!" and then I set the islands on fire.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:12:18 PM
[Last Edit: 8/9/2012 7:12:55 PM by Fatbert]
Originally Posted By Strykewolf: Originally Posted By Bradders: Originally Posted By Agent_Funky: Originally Posted By Bradders: For those that are really concerned, this is a stapler thread and not a gun thread. And remember all you lot, all this criticizing is coming from the people of a nation that won't even allow Kinder eggs You have got to be fucking kidding me.......... It's true Google are kinder eggs banned in the usa They're actually worth a bit of cash if you can get 'em *A guy I know* may have picked up some the last time he was overseas and *this guy* might have felt like a 1980s drug dealer coming back to the US. *This guy* might have also had some non-commercial Spanish ham in his bag. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:15:17 PM
Originally Posted By jimhoff:
If you hear someone breaking in, and you were to start the saw, that would be like the sound of a racking shotgun Or I could just grab one of my shotguns, rack that and send them scurrying in fear |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:16:21 PM
Originally Posted By Fatbert:
And then David Cameron said he'd take my stapler, and I said "No, no!" and then I set the islands on fire. They are too wet to catch fire. It's been pissing down. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:26:31 PM
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By retgarr:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By retgarr:
Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:
Originally Posted By ridinshotgun:
Yeah but our dentistry is better! Yeah but... yeah but.. you.. you smell of poo. Yeah, that's right.
Not really. We shower more than pretty much every other country. Come on, you can do this! Think a little harder. (Kinder eggs has already been used, you can't use that.) Honestly? That's bullshit. The whole bad teeth, poor hygiene thing, while mildly comical, is pretty much untrue. No that one isn't. Now what I didn't say is that it's not necessarily healthy or hygienic to shower as much as we tend to. It isn't. I just said we showered more, so are unlikely to smell like poo!
I also don't know where the UK ranks in number of showers (or baths since those still seem to be popular there). I'll check and see if I can find a source. I would imagine that there is probably very little difference in reality. Ok, couldn't find any solid links, but it appears my info is a little old. While it seems like it was true that we showered (bathed) more than other countries, it seems that now most countries in the first world have caught up and shower too much! |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:28:05 PM
Originally Posted By Fatbert:
Originally Posted By Strykewolf:
Originally Posted By Bradders:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By Bradders:
For those that are really concerned, this is a stapler thread and not a gun thread. And remember all you lot, all this criticizing is coming from the people of a nation that won't even allow Kinder eggs You have got to be fucking kidding me..........
It's true Google are kinder eggs banned in the usa
They're actually worth a bit of cash if you can get 'em *A guy I know* may have picked up some the last time he was overseas and *this guy* might have felt like a 1980s drug dealer coming back to the US. *This guy* might have also had some non-commercial Spanish ham in his bag. Jamon serrano beats the crap out of Kinder Eggs! |
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