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The Walmarts here don't sell guns for some reason, I think they would do well, the only thing I can figure is they don't trust the employees here. I know the head mechanic has an IQ of about 50, so that may tell you something. He was trying to figure out how to hook up the cables to test a battery I had to explain to him that the red was the positive not the negative, and the stuff on the terminals was not corrosion but dielectric grease.
A village idiot could work incognito in a Walmart. I went to the Walmart video section and among all the last century garbage, Shrek, Home Alone, Rocky 1,2,3,4,5 I asked if they had a copy of No Country For Old Men. Some short, dull witted woman slowly recited the title to herself before asking some sallow looking woman, 'Do we have no country for the old men?' The woman said no. I asked why not and she said if it's not a new release they wouldn't have it. I said you have Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Hang Em High but you don't a movie from 07 that won four Oscars. She couldn't explain that and I didn't want to pick on those poor people so I said thanks and walked out.