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Posted: 7/13/2012 3:04:58 PM EST

Jenko: It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney...
Captain Dickson: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to..


Domingo: You guys even real cops? You look like kids on Halloween
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Posted: 7/13/2012 3:06:50 PM EST
Great movie, both my wife and I was surprised by how funny it was
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Not the illegal kind...
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Posted: 7/13/2012 3:08:19 PM EST
The woman thought it would be lame and boring. She was wrong.
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Posted: 7/13/2012 3:21:18 PM EST
Care to tell the rest of us what movie you are talking about?
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Posted: 7/13/2012 3:21:39 PM EST
Schmidt: This feels like the end of Die hard, but this is real life!
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Schmidt: The 3rd one Samuel Jackson style.
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Posted: 7/13/2012 3:21:59 PM EST
sorry...21 jump st the remake
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Posted: 7/13/2012 3:30:23 PM EST
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Posted: 7/13/2012 4:27:50 PM EST


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Posted: 7/14/2012 1:25:52 AM EST
The Other Guys had the rights better
"Anything you say can and will be used....Whats the rest of it?"
"As a floatation device."
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Posted: 7/14/2012 2:32:06 AM EST
You played saxaphone at my sister's wedding man!

Tough titty, I fucked her too!

lol. One of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time.

You're a dick assassin!
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