Do you even know the Miranda rights? - Page 1

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Do you even know the Miranda rights?

Posted: 7/13/2012 4:04:58 PM EDT

Jenko: It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney...
Captain Dickson: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to..

Domingo: You guys even real cops? You look like kids on Halloween
Jenko: Hey! You want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: You want to beat my dick off?
Schmidt: I think what he was trying to say was, he's gonna punch you so many times round the genital area that your dick's just gonna fall off

Fucking love this movie

Posted: 7/13/2012 4:06:50 PM EDT

[#1]

Great movie, both my wife and I was surprised by how funny it was

Posted: 7/13/2012 4:08:19 PM EDT

[#2]

The woman thought it would be lame and boring. She was wrong.

Posted: 7/13/2012 4:21:18 PM EDT

[#3]

Care to tell the rest of us what movie you are talking about?

Posted: 7/13/2012 4:21:39 PM EDT

[#4]

Schmidt: This feels like the end of Die hard, but this is real life!
Jenko: Which one?
Schmidt: The 3rd one Samuel Jackson style.
Jenko: Fuck yeah!

Posted: 7/13/2012 4:21:59 PM EDT

[#5]

sorry...21 jump st the remake

Posted: 7/13/2012 4:30:23 PM EDT

[#6]

wearing

= lulz

Posted: 7/13/2012 5:27:50 PM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 7/14/2012 2:25:52 AM EDT

[#8]

The Other Guys had the rights better
"Anything you say can and will be used....Whats the rest of it?"
"As a floatation device."

Posted: 7/14/2012 3:32:06 AM EDT

[#9]

You played saxaphone at my sister's wedding man!

Tough titty, I fucked her too!

lol. One of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time.

You're a dick assassin!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Do you even know the Miranda rights?

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