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Posted: 7/6/2012 4:57:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Dan_Cooper:
Isn't Cruise about 5' 7" in high heels? Doesn't sound like the description of Jack Reacher.






They are going to take Tom Cruise like Hagrid in Harry Potter and digitally make him huge.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 4:59:54 PM
This is so full of fuck I can't believe it. They picked a short doink who sounds like he's 15 to play a big, tall badass. Holywood sucks camel cocks all fucking day!

Yeah, I'm pissed. I may have to cancel my pre-order of the next Reacher book.

Bob Beckel would have made a better Reacher!
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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:01:27 PM
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So it's now Jack Reacher-round?


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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:02:44 PM
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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:06:40 PM
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The first person I thought of was Trace Adkins
Right height, age, weight.
Probably can't act but he sure can sing.


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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:11:34 PM
My vote would have gone to eric bana. He was badass in Hanna and Troy.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:13:32 PM
oh hell no. that is so wrong.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:14:29 PM

Originally Posted By DrFeelgood:
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There is nobody in the world less intimidating than Tom Cruise. They should have cast Dakota Fanning.


LMAO

I think she is taller than Tom is...

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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:22:46 PM
This guy would have been a better choice as long as he was making a mockery of the thing



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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:26:16 PM

Originally Posted By cpd670:
The first person I thought of was Trace Adkins
Right height, age, weight.
Probably can't act but he sure can sing.
Had no idea who he was, but... after seeing some pics... he'd be a way better Reacher than Cruise.

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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:33:51 PM
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Sean Bean was my pick


He's a bit old for the part now, isn't he?
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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:35:50 PM
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The Rock can't act.
I was thinking Alexander Skaarsgard.


I didn't even think about the True Blood star. Good choice. He is tall and Norse looking. I was thinking Chris Hemsworth. .


Well, I was thinking more of Skaarsgard in Generation Kill than True Blood...
As for Hemsworth, he's big enough but he looks too...smooth, and friendly. The minute he smiled, he'd ruin the whole Reacher persona.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:38:54 PM
I said it earler with my own thread, they should have gotten James Purefoy or the guy who plays Sandor Clegane in "Game of thrones".
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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:42:10 PM

"Reacher is 6' 5" tall (1.96m) with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 210 and 250 pounds (100–115 kg)."

cruise was a great choice

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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:43:52 PM
Originally Posted By RikWriter:
The Rock can't act.
I was thinking Alexander Skaarsgard.
You fucking win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is one of the best up and coming actors around. When he played Iceman the actual guys who where fucking with Iceman said it was fucking scary how well he captured Icemans personality. If you ever get to meet the real Iceman you will be impressed how well Alexander Skaarsgard captured that larger than life man.

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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:48:15 PM
Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Originally Posted By NuclearCookies:
Originally Posted By RikWriter:
The Rock can't act.
I was thinking Alexander Skaarsgard.


I didn't even think about the True Blood star. Good choice. He is tall and Norse looking. I was thinking Chris Hemsworth. .


Well, I was thinking more of Skaarsgard in Generation Kill than True Blood...
As for Hemsworth, he's big enough but he looks too...smooth, and friendly. The minute he smiled, he'd ruin the whole Reacher persona.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:48:22 PM
Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:

"Reacher is 6' 5" tall (1.96m) with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 210 and 250 pounds (100–115 kg)."

cruise was a great choice



like I said above, Will Smith would be a better choice.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:51:03 PM
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Ben Bailey..the host of Cash Cab wanted to do it...yeah a quiz show host/comedian...but the guy is 6'5" 250 with a face like a gargoyle and a huge fan of the series..He was on a talk show not too long ago crying over not getting picked
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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:51:52 PM

Originally Posted By AlvinYork:
Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:

"Reacher is 6' 5" tall (1.96m) with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 210 and 250 pounds (100–115 kg)."

cruise was a great choice



like I said above, Will Smith would be a better choice.

i think he was filming bad boys 3 at the same time as this

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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:59:09 PM
Hey, i like Tom Cruise even if he is a flake. That may even be why hes such a good actor. Like his role in COLLATERAL. Fucking classic. But as Jack Reacher...? Reacher is supposed to be like 6'4 or 6'6 and 250+ lbs... and scared people by just walking up to them.

Ill give it a chance, i may be surprised.

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Posted: 7/6/2012 6:00:08 PM
No idea who Jack Reacher is so I don't know the back story
I don't care what you guys say. Dude is a good actor and for the most parts puts out good movies. At least he really studies up for his roles and likes doing his own stunts...
You can't say he wasn't a bad ass in Collateral. They only bad part of that movie was the end and Jamie Foxx being the one who took him down...
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Posted: 7/6/2012 6:01:34 PM
How 'bout this dude from The 13th Warrior? He's 6'5"...


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Posted: 7/6/2012 6:05:48 PM
I generally like Tom Cruise but I don't think he fits the image of Jack Reacher for all the reasons listed above. I think Patrick Warburton would have been a better choice personally.

I will still see the movie, though this wasn't my favorite of the book series.

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Posted: 7/6/2012 6:05:50 PM
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How 'bout this dude from The 13th Warrior? He's 6'5"...
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He's relatively unknown. Which I think would have been the way to go, but Cruise was a fan and he's basically the one getting this movie made, from what I understand.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 6:14:51 PM
Cruise bought the rights, It was his choice.

Are you suprised?

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Posted: 7/6/2012 6:28:02 PM
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How 'bout this dude from The 13th Warrior? He's 6'5"...
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Posted: 7/6/2012 7:35:23 PM
Tom Cruise is as believable as Reacher as Obama is POTUS.
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Tom Cruise is as believable as Reacher as Obama is POTUS.


Yep...another example of someone who got the job no matter how unqualified he is.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 9:20:27 PM
Reacher should be played by Marcus Luttell in his screen debut.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 9:38:54 PM
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Well lets take this a little further...
How about Cruise as Rollin of York, The Gunslinger...Or taking over from Clint Eastwood as the Man with No Name...Or maybe doing Death Wish 12 since Charlie Bronson is too old..

I, like a lot of folks who have read all the Jack Reacher books, won't be going to the movie but it won't matter. There will be enough folks that don't know anything about the books that will go to make it a moderate success. I consider it another great opportunity for Hollywood to bring a real hero to life, but they will miss it again because they don't have vision anymore. The same tired old stars in remakes of every movie for the last 40 years...
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Posted: 7/6/2012 9:50:37 PM
Tom Cruise has played some excellent tough guy roles, Vincent in Collateral being one of them.

He's 5'5" or something though, not 6'5". Just not believable as a physical force like Reacher.

If you haven't read the books it might not make much difference to you, but he's just not physically imposing enough to be believable.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 10:23:04 PM
And the fact that he sounds like a 15 year old makes it worse.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 10:26:39 PM

Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Tom Cruise has played some excellent tough guy roles, Vincent in Collateral being one of them.

He's 5'5" or something though, not 6'5". Just not believable as a physical force like Reacher.

If you haven't read the books it might not make much difference to you, but he's just not physically imposing enough to be believable.

5'7" But I think he has the presence to pull it off.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 10:30:50 PM
I'm sure Cruise is producing it so of course he will.star in it and pay himself $35 million. Then after it breaks even, he will reap in.all of the profits.

The best way to protest is to not buy tickets to see the film.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 10:39:32 PM
I read an interview after all this and the other thread on Reacher was posted as I am not familiar with the books. Child says that "Reacher's height and size were a metaphorfor what an unstoppable force he was in life." The actuall measurements were open for interpretation in film.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 10:41:40 PM
Anybody would be better than that little leprechaun looking runt.

how about

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Posted: 7/6/2012 11:05:23 PM
I've read all the Reacher books, several times. Tom Cruise can act and he's done some decent work. He is not, however, Jack Reacher. He's so far from Jack Reacher that you can't get a bus to Jack Reacher from where Tom is.

The Chevelle in the trailer had better have been stolen, because Jack Reacher doesn't own anything except a Passport (expired in later books), a toothbrush and some cash. In two books he briefly had a house that was left to him, but he couldn't deal with staying in one place, so he hit the road again.

Reacher is a wanderer. He is looking to discover the USA that he never really knew, having grown up on military bases before he joined.

Jack is very tolerant of folks, up to a point. He's blunt, but polite. He's also the smartest person you'd be likely to meet.

This series is going to get butchered.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 11:13:42 PM
People complained about Daniel Craig being Bond because the actor was this effete postmodern metrosexual but he turned out to be ok.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 11:19:55 PM
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People complained about Daniel Craig being Bond because the actor was this effete postmodern metrosexual but he turned out to be ok.


Yeah but he is not some gender bending dwarf playing a six foot 5 avenger.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 11:23:47 PM
Never heard of him, nor Jack Reacher.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 11:24:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Emoto:
I love the Reacher books and was appalled when the news of "Tiny Tom" being cast came out. Everywhere online that there are Reacher fans, the posts were overwhelmingly negative.

I can't blame Child too much, I mean once you sell the rights, they're gone. And, I am certainly no TC fan, but he does fill the theaters, so call me madcap but I am thinking the movie company wants to make a profit more than they care about character details. I know, our collective shocked face:

Anyhow, Child says that Cruise met with him and says he read the books and loved them and wants to do right by it. We shall see. He's really just too little, but the movie may be good anyway.

Here is the trailer: http://youtu.be/kK7y8Ou0VvM

It doesn't suck, but you know, it is still TC.

The song from the trailer, by the Black Angels:



They're pretty good. Tom Cruise isn't. Dwayne Johnson would have made for a retarded fucking movie, though. Worse than Tom Cruise.
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Posted: 7/7/2012 1:21:56 AM
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The song from the trailer, by the Black Angels:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvKjpGP6P5Y

They're pretty good. Tom Cruise isn't. Dwayne Johnson would have made for a retarded fucking movie, though. Worse than Tom Cruise.

Thanks for posting. I like this song and some of their other stuff I found through this link on youtube.

Sort of like an updated Echo and the Bunnymen in some of their stuff.
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Posted: 7/7/2012 1:36:56 AM
even though he might not be a mountain of a man the dude is a good actor,i mean shit he pulled off being a badass in Collateral pretty fucking well
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Posted: 7/7/2012 1:48:28 AM
I'll take crap for this but I will totally go see this movie. Tom Cruise is a good actor, and I, like the majority of the intended audience, haven't read the book. So it don't make no nevermind to me.
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Posted: 7/7/2012 1:54:45 AM
It's gonna be "ONE AND DONE".....

There will be no sequal......Tom's the Wrong Man, but, he bought the rights, so he has the right to play it himself....

Many, MANY books are turned into shitty movies....
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Posted: 7/7/2012 2:03:13 AM
I can't wait to see it, not because of the books, but because Christopher McQuarrie, the brilliant writer of The Usual Suspects and director of Way of the Gun is directing the film.

We know Cruise can play a convincing badass (Collateral, The Last Samurai.)

I would much rather it be a small guy who can actually act than a fucking professional wrestler or country singer just because they're tall.
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