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Posted: 6/28/2012 11:28:24 PM
Clumps of junk falling out of the "junction". For the life of me I can't fucking remember the name of them. Google is no help either. The power of arfcom can surely deliver.
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Posted: 6/28/2012 11:34:33 PM
Like something balls or dust something. Fuck. It's really a benign term, and I learned it here.
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Posted: 6/28/2012 11:38:17 PM

Coe said, "I can kill a crow on the wing".

Hickok replied, "Did the crow have a pistol? Was he shooting back? I will be."

(Coe then dies from Hickok's set of Colt 1851 Navy Percussion Pistols)
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Posted: 6/28/2012 11:39:03 PM
Sootikins.
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Posted: 6/28/2012 11:40:56 PM


First we lose the most important USSC (fuck be upon them) case of our lifetimes, and now this?
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Posted: 6/28/2012 11:41:33 PM
Sootikins.
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Posted: 6/28/2012 11:44:08 PM
Ok. I just googled "sootikin". That is seriously revolting.
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Posted: 6/28/2012 11:44:20 PM
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http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001424065/huh_answer_3_xlarge.gif

First we lose the most important USSC (fuck be upon them) case of our lifetimes, and now this?


Fuck the USSC, FUCK Pigmonkey and his wookie whore, and sootikins is the answer!
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Posted: 6/28/2012 11:45:22 PM
wtf
Sootikin or Sutikin

A small, mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft, usually of poorer women who did not wear undergarments - common until the nineteenth century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing. It was composed of particles of soot, dirt, sweat, smegma (qv) and vaginal and menstrual discharge. When it reached a certain size and weight, it tended to work loose and drop from under the woman's skirt.

Contemporary writings, including those of Pepys and Boswell, mention men employed in London churches to sweep up sootikin after services. There even exists one scurrilous account, from an anonymous source, of a tell-tale sootikin being allegedly found under - or suspiciously close to - Queen Anne's chair in St. Paul's Cathedral during the Thanksgiving service for the end of the War of the Spanish Succession.




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Posted: 6/28/2012 11:47:17 PM
Wonder what international body we need to petition to rename them "Scotusikins"?

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Posted: 6/28/2012 11:47:47 PM
Originally Posted By MACD:
wtf
Sootikin or Sutikin

A small, mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft, usually of poorer women who did not wear undergarments - common until the nineteenth century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing. It was composed of particles of soot, dirt, sweat, smegma (qv) and vaginal and menstrual discharge. When it reached a certain size and weight, it tended to work loose and drop from under the woman's skirt.

Contemporary writings, including those of Pepys and Boswell, mention men employed in London churches to sweep up sootikin after services. There even exists one scurrilous account, from an anonymous source, of a tell-tale sootikin being allegedly found under - or suspiciously close to - Queen Anne's chair in St. Paul's Cathedral during the Thanksgiving service for the end of the War of the Spanish Succession.






Aaaaaand that is why their wasn't many lesbians in the 19th Century poorer classes.
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Originally Posted By troutbum86:
Sootikins.


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Posted: 6/28/2012 11:48:15 PM
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Ok. I just googled "sootikin". That is seriously revolting.


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Posted: 6/28/2012 11:48:16 PM
The fuck?????
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The fuck?????
I've been going to church for over 49 years...you need a hobby


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Posted: 6/28/2012 11:50:54 PM

Originally Posted By MACD:
wtf
Sootikin or Sutikin

A small, mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft, usually of poorer women who did not wear undergarments - common until the nineteenth century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing. It was composed of particles of soot, dirt, sweat, smegma (qv) and vaginal and menstrual discharge. When it reached a certain size and weight, it tended to work loose and drop from under the woman's skirt.

Contemporary writings, including those of Pepys and Boswell, mention men employed in London churches to sweep up sootikin after services. There even exists one scurrilous account, from an anonymous source, of a tell-tale sootikin being allegedly found under - or suspiciously close to - Queen Anne's chair in St. Paul's Cathedral during the Thanksgiving service for the end of the War of the Spanish Succession.






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Posted: 6/29/2012
I wish I could unlearn that word.
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Posted: 6/29/2012 12:02:08 AM
Originally Posted By MACD:
wtf
Sootikin or Sutikin

A small, mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft, usually of poorer women who did not wear undergarments - common until the nineteenth century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing. It was composed of particles of soot, dirt, sweat, smegma (qv) and vaginal and menstrual discharge. When it reached a certain size and weight, it tended to work loose and drop from under the woman's skirt.

Contemporary writings, including those of Pepys and Boswell, mention men employed in London churches to sweep up sootikin after services. There even exists one scurrilous account, from an anonymous source, of a tell-tale sootikin being allegedly found under - or suspiciously close to - Queen Anne's chair in St. Paul's Cathedral during the Thanksgiving service for the end of the War of the Spanish Succession.





I can't believe I've never heard of this before.

It reminds me of the time during my OBGYN rotation in med school when an elderly woman came into the office. She had a pessary inserted two years earlier. She didn't realize that she was supposed to remove it for cleaning periodically. The smell when the doctor removed it was penetrating.
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Posted: 6/29/2012 12:11:15 AM
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Posted: 6/29/2012 12:16:28 AM
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Learn something new every day



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Posted: 6/29/2012 12:33:46 AM
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Originally Posted By hwj_chim:
Learn something new every day



Sometimes I wish I didn't learn something new every day.


Indeed. TMI applies here. I did not need to nor have I ever wanted to learn this particular bit of information.
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Posted: 6/29/2012 12:40:36 AM
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Learn something new every day


Not only did I learn about sootikins, I also know what a pessary is now. Thanks Arfcom.

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Posted: 6/29/2012 12:45:25 AM
"A small, mouse-shaped deposit"

Sounds like teh pussy spat out a mouse.

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Posted: 6/29/2012 12:49:18 AM
I too learned about sootikins on the Arf.
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Smegma is actually not a funny term?
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Posted: 6/29/2012 12:51:05 AM
the word sootikins sounds so pleasant and unassuming...

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Posted: 6/29/2012 12:54:35 AM
Originally Posted By usptac:
Clumps of junk falling out of the "junction". For the life of me I can't fucking remember the name of them. Google is no help either. The power of arfcom can surely deliver.


Sootikins.
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Posted: 6/29/2012 12:54:44 AM
I wonder how they taste.


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I wonder how they taste.




Well, if she's 90...depends.
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Eat the pussy, spit out the mouse. Real men back then.
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Posted: 6/29/2012 1:21:00 AM
eeew... how did I not know this term til now?
I dont feel I have been missing out though... thats a pretty gnarly level of filth..... thats beyond crusty.
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Sometimes I wish I didn't learn something new every day.


From Sootikans to videos of live people being eviscerated and de-limbed by chainsaws. Something for everybody.
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Before this thread, I would have thought that was a term of endearment. Thank you all so very much for a factoid that has in no way made my life richer.

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Before this thread, I would have thought that was a term of endearment. Thank you all so very much for a factoid that has in no way made my life richer.

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Au contraire sir, now you can pass that knowledge on.
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Originally Posted By hwj_chim:
Learn something new every day



Sometimes I wish I didn't learn something new every day.


From Sootikans to videos of live people being eviscerated and de-limbed by chainsaws. Something for everybody.


This thread in its entirety is disgusting, but for some reason I'm laughing my ass off.
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Smegma is actually not a funny term?


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Just think guys...back when sootikins were more common amongst poor women, a lot more poor people went barefoot too.

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Google "blue waffle" to get rid of the unpleasant taste of sootikins.
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I don't suppose a historical picture of one of those exists?
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No wonder the British didn't think much of sex back then.

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Damn straight.

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Posted: 6/29/2012 9:36:26 AM

Originally Posted By Willmar:
Ok. I just googled "sootikin". That is seriously revolting.


Naw, C'Mon, you can start a collection on these from all over the town.


Label them and put them in a shadow box and you'll never run out of things to talk about at partys.



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Well, who says that you don't learn something new on ARF every day
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Posted: 6/29/2012 9:52:42 AM

Originally Posted By usptac:
Like something balls or dust something. Fuck. It's really a benign term, and I learned it here.

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I don't suppose a historical picture of one of those exists?


Are you asking for a 200+ year old picture of a sootikin, or a picture of a 200+ year old sootikin. Either way, that's just nasty.

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A 200+ year old picture of a sootikin, would that be a woodcut? Aren't beavers good at cutting wood? Aren't dirty beavers where sootikins formed? Do we come full circle here? Do I need more coffee this morning?
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This thread make me want to puke...
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