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Posted: 6/28/2012 7:28:24 PM EDT
Clumps of junk falling out of the "junction". For the life of me I can't fucking remember the name of them. Google is no help either. The power of arfcom can surely deliver.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:34:33 PM EDT
Like something balls or dust something. Fuck. It's really a benign term, and I learned it here.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:38:17 PM EDT

Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:39:03 PM EDT
Sootikins.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:40:56 PM EDT


First we lose the most important USSC (fuck be upon them) case of our lifetimes, and now this?
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:41:33 PM EDT
Sootikins.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:44:08 PM EDT
Ok. I just googled "sootikin". That is seriously revolting.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:44:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tomislav:
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001424065/huh_answer_3_xlarge.gif

First we lose the most important USSC (fuck be upon them) case of our lifetimes, and now this?


Fuck the USSC, FUCK Pigmonkey and his wookie whore, and sootikins is the answer!
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:45:22 PM EDT
wtf
Sootikin or Sutikin

A small, mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft, usually of poorer women who did not wear undergarments - common until the nineteenth century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing. It was composed of particles of soot, dirt, sweat, smegma (qv) and vaginal and menstrual discharge. When it reached a certain size and weight, it tended to work loose and drop from under the woman's skirt.

Contemporary writings, including those of Pepys and Boswell, mention men employed in London churches to sweep up sootikin after services. There even exists one scurrilous account, from an anonymous source, of a tell-tale sootikin being allegedly found under - or suspiciously close to - Queen Anne's chair in St. Paul's Cathedral during the Thanksgiving service for the end of the War of the Spanish Succession.




Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:47:17 PM EDT
Wonder what international body we need to petition to rename them "Scotusikins"?

Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:47:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MACD:
wtf
Sootikin or Sutikin

A small, mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft, usually of poorer women who did not wear undergarments - common until the nineteenth century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing. It was composed of particles of soot, dirt, sweat, smegma (qv) and vaginal and menstrual discharge. When it reached a certain size and weight, it tended to work loose and drop from under the woman's skirt.

Contemporary writings, including those of Pepys and Boswell, mention men employed in London churches to sweep up sootikin after services. There even exists one scurrilous account, from an anonymous source, of a tell-tale sootikin being allegedly found under - or suspiciously close to - Queen Anne's chair in St. Paul's Cathedral during the Thanksgiving service for the end of the War of the Spanish Succession.






Aaaaaand that is why their wasn't many lesbians in the 19th Century poorer classes.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:47:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/28/2012 7:48:42 PM EDT by usptac]
Originally Posted By troutbum86:
Sootikins.


WINNER! of 1,000,000 obamabucks.





obamabucks actually carry negative value. I PM'd my PayPal info to you for payment
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:48:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Willmar:
Ok. I just googled "sootikin". That is seriously revolting.


The good old days...
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:48:16 PM EDT
The fuck?????
I've been going to church for over 49 years...you need a hobby
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:50:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By OrARGB:
The fuck?????
I've been going to church for over 49 years...you need a hobby


csb
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 7:50:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MACD:
wtf
Sootikin or Sutikin

A small, mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft, usually of poorer women who did not wear undergarments - common until the nineteenth century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing. It was composed of particles of soot, dirt, sweat, smegma (qv) and vaginal and menstrual discharge. When it reached a certain size and weight, it tended to work loose and drop from under the woman's skirt.

Contemporary writings, including those of Pepys and Boswell, mention men employed in London churches to sweep up sootikin after services. There even exists one scurrilous account, from an anonymous source, of a tell-tale sootikin being allegedly found under - or suspiciously close to - Queen Anne's chair in St. Paul's Cathedral during the Thanksgiving service for the end of the War of the Spanish Succession.






Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:00:00 PM EDT
I wish I could unlearn that word.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:02:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MACD:
wtf
Sootikin or Sutikin

A small, mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft, usually of poorer women who did not wear undergarments - common until the nineteenth century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing. It was composed of particles of soot, dirt, sweat, smegma (qv) and vaginal and menstrual discharge. When it reached a certain size and weight, it tended to work loose and drop from under the woman's skirt.

Contemporary writings, including those of Pepys and Boswell, mention men employed in London churches to sweep up sootikin after services. There even exists one scurrilous account, from an anonymous source, of a tell-tale sootikin being allegedly found under - or suspiciously close to - Queen Anne's chair in St. Paul's Cathedral during the Thanksgiving service for the end of the War of the Spanish Succession.





I can't believe I've never heard of this before.

It reminds me of the time during my OBGYN rotation in med school when an elderly woman came into the office. She had a pessary inserted two years earlier. She didn't realize that she was supposed to remove it for cleaning periodically. The smell when the doctor removed it was penetrating.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:11:15 PM EDT
Learn something new every day
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:16:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hwj_chim:
Learn something new every day



Sometimes I wish I didn't learn something new every day.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:33:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Dan_Cooper:
Originally Posted By hwj_chim:
Learn something new every day



Sometimes I wish I didn't learn something new every day.


Indeed. TMI applies here. I did not need to nor have I ever wanted to learn this particular bit of information.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:40:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hwj_chim:
Learn something new every day


Not only did I learn about sootikins, I also know what a pessary is now. Thanks Arfcom.

Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:45:25 PM EDT
"A small, mouse-shaped deposit"

Sounds like teh pussy spat out a mouse.

Somebody wasn't getting any nookie
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:49:18 PM EDT
I too learned about sootikins on the Arf.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:50:58 PM EDT
Smegma is actually not a funny term?
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:51:05 PM EDT
the word sootikins sounds so pleasant and unassuming...

Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:51:51 PM EDT
TMI
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:53:12 PM EDT


- Clint
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:54:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By usptac:
Clumps of junk falling out of the "junction". For the life of me I can't fucking remember the name of them. Google is no help either. The power of arfcom can surely deliver.


Sootikins.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:54:44 PM EDT
I wonder how they taste.


Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:57:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By w15ly:
I wonder how they taste.




Well, if she's 90...depends.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 8:57:43 PM EDT
Eat the pussy, spit out the mouse. Real men back then.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 9:21:00 PM EDT
eeew... how did I not know this term til now?
I dont feel I have been missing out though... thats a pretty gnarly level of filth..... thats beyond crusty.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 9:27:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Dan_Cooper:
Originally Posted By hwj_chim:
Learn something new every day



Sometimes I wish I didn't learn something new every day.


From Sootikans to videos of live people being eviscerated and de-limbed by chainsaws. Something for everybody.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 9:29:01 PM EDT
Before this thread, I would have thought that was a term of endearment. Thank you all so very much for a factoid that has in no way made my life richer.

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Link Posted: 6/28/2012 9:33:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sleepdr:
Before this thread, I would have thought that was a term of endearment. Thank you all so very much for a factoid that has in no way made my life richer.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Au contraire sir, now you can pass that knowledge on.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 9:35:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sovereign:
Originally Posted By Dan_Cooper:
Originally Posted By hwj_chim:
Learn something new every day



Sometimes I wish I didn't learn something new every day.


From Sootikans to videos of live people being eviscerated and de-limbed by chainsaws. Something for everybody.


This thread in its entirety is disgusting, but for some reason I'm laughing my ass off.
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 9:37:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Frank_The_Tank:
Smegma is actually not a funny term?


Your nickname in highschool?
Link Posted: 6/28/2012 9:39:18 PM EDT
Just think guys...back when sootikins were more common amongst poor women, a lot more poor people went barefoot too.

Link Posted: 6/29/2012 4:04:39 AM EDT
Google "blue waffle" to get rid of the unpleasant taste of sootikins.
Link Posted: 6/29/2012 5:25:28 AM EDT



I don't suppose a historical picture of one of those exists?
Link Posted: 6/29/2012 5:29:25 AM EDT
No wonder the British didn't think much of sex back then.

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Link Posted: 6/29/2012 5:33:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sogman52:
I wish I could unlearn that word.


Damn straight.

Link Posted: 6/29/2012 5:36:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Willmar:
Ok. I just googled "sootikin". That is seriously revolting.


Naw, C'Mon, you can start a collection on these from all over the town.


Label them and put them in a shadow box and you'll never run out of things to talk about at partys.



Link Posted: 6/29/2012 5:51:16 AM EDT
Well, who says that you don't learn something new on ARF every day
Link Posted: 6/29/2012 5:52:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By usptac:
Like something balls or dust something. Fuck. It's really a benign term, and I learned it here.

Updoc.
Link Posted: 6/29/2012 5:58:52 AM EDT
Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat where have you been?
I've been to London to look at the Queen.
Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat, what did you there?
I frightened a little mouse under a her chair.
Link Posted: 6/29/2012 5:59:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By CDW4ME:



I don't suppose a historical picture of one of those exists?


Are you asking for a 200+ year old picture of a sootikin, or a picture of a 200+ year old sootikin. Either way, that's just nasty.

Bizarre random thoughts
A 200+ year old picture of a sootikin, would that be a woodcut? Aren't beavers good at cutting wood? Aren't dirty beavers where sootikins formed? Do we come full circle here? Do I need more coffee this morning?
Link Posted: 6/29/2012 5:59:57 AM EDT
This thread make me want to puke...
Link Posted: 6/29/2012 6:06:25 AM EDT
You fuckers are sick.
Link Posted: 6/29/2012 6:10:21 AM EDT
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