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 TxRabbitBane
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Posted: 6/22/2012 11:22:56 AM
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane:
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane:
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Hugging a rifle with a round chambered and sleeping with it, in your home in Buttfuck, Alabama or Dumbfuck, Turkey is really dumb. I mean Darwin Awards. You already have the loaded rifle in hand, just give yourself the 2 seconds to chamber a round, what sort of reaction time would you have anyways? do not attempt to mess with paranoid action-hero fantasies They'll learn when they shoot their dicks off.  getting their dicks caught in the closing bolt while dryhumping their rifle (which they've given a female name after watching FMJ while whacking off for the 187th time) would be even funnier I may or may not have watched FMJ for more than 3 dozen times.  *chokeyourself.jpg* |
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36_gauge
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Posted: 6/22/2012 11:27:58 AM
[Last Edit: 6/22/2012 11:28:16 AM by 36_gauge]
Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane:
*chokeyourself.jpg* http://www.moviesounds.com/fmj/neck.wav |
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Raven4031
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Posted: 6/22/2012 11:36:11 AM
I don't move in my sleep, so I could do this effectively with an AR... and indeed I have. Only once, and even then it was under circumstances in which I had special reason to be nervous. Normally I sleep with it 3 feet from the bed, and if jumpy, I sleep with a blade in bed with me and the AR at the bedside.
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Strongbow
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Posted: 6/22/2012 11:39:52 AM
Originally Posted By Raven4031:
I don't move in my sleep, so I could do this effectively with an AR... and indeed I have. Only once, and even then it was under circumstances in which I had special reason to be nervous. Normally I sleep with it 3 feet from the bed, and if jumpy, I sleep with a blade in bed with me and the AR at the bedside. What reason do you have to be that "jumpy?" Just curious.... |
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1badf350
Fapping on the job...
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Posted: 6/22/2012 11:46:07 AM
Just be sure to use protection.
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M4
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Posted: 6/22/2012 5:15:59 PM
[Last Edit: 6/22/2012 7:28:40 PM by M4]
Originally Posted By Raven4031: I don't move in my sleep, so I could do this effectively with an AR... and indeed I have. Only once, and even then it was under circumstances in which I had special reason to be nervous. Normally I sleep with it 3 feet from the bed, and if jumpy,I sleep with a blade in bed with me and the AR at the bedside. You'd probably be better of with a pistol next to you, rather than a knife. And instead of bedding down with either, attaching these to your nightstand is a pretty effective route as well.  |
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TradWoodsman
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Posted: 6/22/2012 5:28:15 PM
Rifle and shotgun within arm reach of bed, but not in it.
When sleeping in the bush, I have slept with a firearm in the bag with me. |
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Harv24
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Posted: 6/22/2012 7:04:36 PM
I've been sleeping with one under my bed for years....
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gitarmac
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Posted: 6/22/2012 7:12:23 PM
Originally Posted By outofbattery: Sleeping in bed with a rifle is crazy but maybe rather than telling my house guests where the towels and linens are I assign them a sector of the perimeter and tell em to dig their own Ranger grave is crazier? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I like to put a hood on my guests, I lead them past my shtf stuff blind if they have to go to the bathroom. |
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iwouldntknow
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Posted: 6/22/2012 9:04:25 PM
Originally Posted By stutzcattle:
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Originally Posted By stutzcattle:
I sleep with a PC and helmet on. You never fucking know.  People die in bed everyday. Bring it on bitches. Fail. No night vision; you'll die shooting at noises.  Fine.... Next time I see you, I'll have to shoot you in the day time.  I only come out at night. 
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6winchester2
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Posted: 6/22/2012 9:07:56 PM
OST on page whatever this is, for when I actually have time to read this thread.
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pwr2al4
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Posted: 6/23/2012 6:49:50 AM
theres a great magpul slide about this but im to lazy to go pull it.
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Posted: 6/23/2012 7:05:03 AM
You live in Cali so I understand why you would
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Posted: 6/23/2012 10:02:47 AM
I wear a protective cup to bed.
So falling space junk won't hit my....junk. But a rifle in bed? That's just wierd.  |
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FluffyTheCat
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Posted: 6/23/2012 10:20:27 AM
My favorite bedtime rifle is my 1908 Brazilean Mauser. I just love that rifle.
If you want to sleep with a rifle you have to oil it very lightly. I never had any trouble with gun oil on my bed sheets. The trouble is that I can only sleep with my rifle when Crabby is away. |
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WanderingOisin
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Posted: 6/23/2012 10:28:10 AM
Originally Posted By FluffyTheCat: My favorite bedtime rifle is my 1908 Brazilean Mauser. I just love that rifle. If you want to sleep with a rifle you have to oil it very lightly. I never had any trouble with gun oil on my bed sheets. The trouble is that I can only sleep with my rifle when Crabby is away. This thread has reached its capacity of rifle-screwing comments, else there's a good "gun oil" joke in there somewhere. |
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Posted: 6/24/2012 5:46:57 PM
Originally Posted By WanderingOisin:
Originally Posted By FluffyTheCat:
My favorite bedtime rifle is my 1908 Brazilean Mauser. I just love that rifle. If you want to sleep with a rifle you have to oil it very lightly. I never had any trouble with gun oil on my bed sheets. The trouble is that I can only sleep with my rifle when Crabby is away. This thread has reached its capacity of rifle-screwing comments, else there's a good "gun oil" joke in there somewhere. Uh... I'm just waiting for the story about the guy who took his Garand to bed and woke up with a bad case of 'M1 penis'...... |
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Posted: 6/24/2012 5:47:55 PM
not anywhere near as odd as sleeping with a woman you have wanted to get away from for the last 10 years...
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SouthpawShooter
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Posted: 6/24/2012 7:05:34 PM
Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane:
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Hugging a rifle with a round chambered and sleeping with it, in your home in Buttfuck, Alabama or Dumbfuck, Turkey is really dumb. I mean Darwin Awards. You already have the loaded rifle in hand, just give yourself the 2 seconds to chamber a round, what sort of reaction time would you have anyways? do not attempt to mess with paranoid action-hero fantasies Well, you 2 are obviously DU trolls! Why do you hate guns and freedom?
Yeah, don't fuck with Sgt Sugarcookie's fantasy of taking on the zombie horde, or looting rioters singlehandedly even though they can't do 10 consecutive pushups, or march more than 2 blocks in their gear, complete with multi-cam plate carriers! |
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pwr2al4
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Posted: 6/25/2012 8:39:56 AM
Originally Posted By MikeE23666:
[quote]Originally Posted By blacksunshinez51: I only do it when Im in the woods camping and such. Yes, all USMC style. Leg thru sling. It's like second nature after being in the Corps. Although at home, I sleep with a handgun on my nightstand. I don't see anything wrong with it. Can one of you LeatherNecks explain what you mean by sleeping with your leg through the sling while in the field? |
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