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Posted: 6/22/2012 1:34:08 PM
Originally Posted By Extorris:
Originally Posted By FourLoko:
rear naked choke, hello?

Read the thread. RNC or any variation of it is banned by many departments, including mine. Use any type of "choke hold" here and you're getting fired at a minimum.


Thankfully, we can still do this, and actually have a class and certification for it. We do not, of course, call it a choke hold of any kind.
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Posted: 6/22/2012 1:36:57 PM
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OMG... that is so full of fucking fail. Doesn't anyone know how to be a cop anymore?


Sure way over half of GD.




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Posted: 6/22/2012 1:37:35 PM
Originally Posted By SRT_312:
Originally Posted By Extorris:
Originally Posted By FourLoko:
rear naked choke, hello?

Read the thread. RNC or any variation of it is banned by many departments, including mine. Use any type of "choke hold" here and you're getting fired at a minimum.


Thankfully, we can still do this, and actually have a class and certification for it. We do not, of course, call it a choke hold of any kind.


Same here.

CALEA is not all its cracked up to be....

"Chaos, confusion, dispair......my work is done here."
....Some guy named Murphy....
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Posted: 6/22/2012 1:38:16 PM
LVNR for the win...
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Posted: 6/22/2012 1:47:29 PM
Originally Posted By derekv814:
Originally Posted By BrowardMason:
Why not just taze the perp?


Search people getting tazed who are on meth. Usually don't do shit except piss them off.

ETA: Can't remember and I'm too lazy but I believe this dead guy was on the meth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY5ioBvrYIg


Hadn't seen that One before.

It is amazing to me that those guys with the camera didn't decide to find somewhere else to be when there were that many cops with guns drawn feet away from them.
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Then think how hard it would be jerking off with half a hand. And then think about how hard it would be to jerk off blind with half a hand in prison. You will be someone's bitch.

Don't fuck with explosives.
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Posted: 6/22/2012 1:51:04 PM

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Originally Posted By MovinMan:
Originally Posted By Extorris:
Originally Posted By runcible:
Originally Posted By razorbackM1A: Bend the wrist and use it to torque the arm.
Lame.

Bend wrist? Torque arm? Then what... go home and kiss your boyfriend?

Take your revolver out of it's holster... and then start wailing on his dome with it.

He'll get the message.

I've "heard" these are effective methods.

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I had this one fast little fucker run from me one day......I chased him for 3 blocks and just couldn't catch him........he had like 25 feet on me and I couldn't close the gap.

I chucked my radio full force at him and cracked him right between the shoulder blades and he crashed to his knees. My fucking radio went flying in pieces.......battery one way, case the other. Never found the battery cover.

Our radio tech chick was pissed...."Not another one!"



I've always heard that you can't outrun police radio; I guess it's true.


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Posted: 6/22/2012 1:51:34 PM
Originally Posted By bg10:
Originally Posted By JustJim:
Good grief, Dale Earnhardt came in a little hot, no?


when you hear your coworkers screaming for help on the radio you tend to want to get there as fast as you can.


I've hurt myself hauling my 325 pounds a 1/4 mile across the unit
responding to a call for help.

My worst fear is not getting there in time to help a co worker
getting beaten, or worse.

Don't blame the responding units one bit.
Born in the game, that's all I am, givin' all my duckets to uncle sam.
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Posted: 6/22/2012 2:08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:
Originally Posted By Dark_Harvest:
Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Originally Posted By Dark_Harvest:
Let me guess, the tasers & ASPs took up too much real estate on the belt, that's why they didn't have handcuffs to use...

...right?


LOL wut?


LOL her partner had the dude on the ground, they neglected to actually attempt to subdue him in favor of beating on him some more.

How do you not understand that?


One day, when I'm old, and have dementia, and I'm all fucked up on pills, I'll share your level of brain power.


If you're very, very lucky. In the meantime, you should be asking yourself why everyone here is hoping that a person you know nothing about, in a situation you know nothing about, receives a savage beating.


That wasn't anywhere near close to savage, and the dude earned it.


Even if you are 100% in the right on whatever starts the interaction with the cops, winding up on the ground, and fighting with them is a bad idea. You will get stick time, or worse.
Originally posted by Keith_J:
Then think how hard it would be jerking off with half a hand. And then think about how hard it would be to jerk off blind with half a hand in prison. You will be someone's bitch.

Don't fuck with explosives.
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Posted: 6/22/2012 2:17:37 PM
Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Originally Posted By Dark_Harvest:
Anyway, I'm out. Have to leave my house-that-isn't-my-mom's-basement for my really-it's-actually-a-real-job in the morning.


That he's been working at since he was 11.


Hey, schools been out awhile, 2 weeks is a long time on your first job.
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Posted: 6/22/2012 3:12:26 PM
Originally Posted By mototard:
Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Originally Posted By Dark_Harvest:
Anyway, I'm out. Have to leave my house-that-isn't-my-mom's-basement for my really-it's-actually-a-real-job in the morning.


That he's been working at since he was 11.


Hey, schools been out awhile, 2 weeks is a long time on your first job.


True, true. But he does get a 20% percent discount on his meals.
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Posted: 6/22/2012 3:25:05 PM
Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Originally Posted By mototard:
Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Originally Posted By Dark_Harvest:
Anyway, I'm out. Have to leave my house-that-isn't-my-mom's-basement for my really-it's-actually-a-real-job in the morning.

That he's been working at since he was 11.

Hey, schools been out awhile, 2 weeks is a long time on your first job.

True, true. But he does get a 20% percent discount on his meals.

How do you know he's a student? Is he wearing a UW shirt?
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Posted: 6/22/2012 3:28:25 PM
Originally Posted By SRT_312:
Originally Posted By Extorris:
Originally Posted By FourLoko:
rear naked choke, hello?

Read the thread. RNC or any variation of it is banned by many departments, including mine. Use any type of "choke hold" here and you're getting fired at a minimum.


Thankfully, we can still do this, and actually have a class and certification for it. We do not, of course, call it a choke hold of any kind.


we were trained on that in basic school. granted that was quite some time ago, but oddly enough it still works quite well.
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Posted: 6/22/2012 4:30:25 PM
Originally Posted By SRT_312:
Originally Posted By Extorris:
Originally Posted By FourLoko:
rear naked choke, hello?

Read the thread. RNC or any variation of it is banned by many departments, including mine. Use any type of "choke hold" here and you're getting fired at a minimum.


Thankfully, we can still do this, and actually have a class and certification for it. We do not, of course, call it a choke hold of any kind.


Here it is a "vascular restraint".
When asked what breed of dog she had written on an info sheet the clerk in question stated "When I axed him he said "I don't really knows, my dad be blind and we gots a CNI dog", so thats what I wrote down."......"CNI dog"
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Posted: 6/22/2012 5:39:19 PM
Originally Posted By Extorris:
Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Originally Posted By mototard:
Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Originally Posted By Dark_Harvest:
Anyway, I'm out. Have to leave my house-that-isn't-my-mom's-basement for my really-it's-actually-a-real-job in the morning.

That he's been working at since he was 11.

Hey, schools been out awhile, 2 weeks is a long time on your first job.

True, true. But he does get a 20% percent discount on his meals.

How do you know he's a student? Is he wearing a UW shirt?


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Posted: 6/22/2012 6:10:15 PM
Originally Posted By TheWatch:
Originally Posted By SRT_312:
Originally Posted By Extorris:
Originally Posted By FourLoko:
rear naked choke, hello?

Read the thread. RNC or any variation of it is banned by many departments, including mine. Use any type of "choke hold" here and you're getting fired at a minimum.


Thankfully, we can still do this, and actually have a class and certification for it. We do not, of course, call it a choke hold of any kind.


Here it is a "vascular restraint".


Originally Posted By SRT_312:
LVNR for the win...


Lateral Vascular Neck Restraint here....

Same thing, different terminology.
"Chaos, confusion, dispair......my work is done here."
....Some guy named Murphy....
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Posted: 6/22/2012 9:01:40 PM
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I vote MaxxII the hero of GD today for use of logic and expierence in dealing with "special" people. Yay him.


Just saw this from pg 6....


You saying I run the short bus because I drive it, or because I'm the smartest window licker in the bunch?


"Chaos, confusion, dispair......my work is done here."
....Some guy named Murphy....
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Posted: 6/22/2012 10:37:55 PM

Originally Posted By MaxxII:
Originally Posted By TheWatch:
Originally Posted By SRT_312:
Originally Posted By Extorris:
Originally Posted By FourLoko:
rear naked choke, hello?

Read the thread. RNC or any variation of it is banned by many departments, including mine. Use any type of "choke hold" here and you're getting fired at a minimum.


Thankfully, we can still do this, and actually have a class and certification for it. We do not, of course, call it a choke hold of any kind.


Here it is a "vascular restraint".


Originally Posted By SRT_312:
LVNR for the win...


Lateral Vascular Neck Restraint here....

Same thing, different terminology.

Carotid restraint for us.
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Posted: 6/22/2012 11:20:36 PM
Originally Posted By MaxxII:
Originally Posted By TheWatch:
Originally Posted By SRT_312:
Originally Posted By Extorris:
Originally Posted By FourLoko:
rear naked choke, hello?

Read the thread. RNC or any variation of it is banned by many departments, including mine. Use any type of "choke hold" here and you're getting fired at a minimum.


Thankfully, we can still do this, and actually have a class and certification for it. We do not, of course, call it a choke hold of any kind.


Here it is a "vascular restraint".


Originally Posted By SRT_312:
LVNR for the win...


Lateral Vascular Neck Restraint here....

Same thing, different terminology.


Same term here. Same violation of the state statute on strangulation if applied.
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Posted: 6/22/2012 11:30:50 PM
Originally Posted By ToyCop:

Originally Posted By MaxxII:
Originally Posted By TheWatch:
Originally Posted By SRT_312:
Originally Posted By Extorris:
Originally Posted By FourLoko:
rear naked choke, hello?

Read the thread. RNC or any variation of it is banned by many departments, including mine. Use any type of "choke hold" here and you're getting fired at a minimum.


Thankfully, we can still do this, and actually have a class and certification for it. We do not, of course, call it a choke hold of any kind.


Here it is a "vascular restraint".


Originally Posted By SRT_312:
LVNR for the win...


Lateral Vascular Neck Restraint here....

Same thing, different terminology.

Carotid restraint for us.


Or according to Richard Pryor, in the cop manuel it's called "How to break a ****** "

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Posted: 6/23/2012 1:01:22 AM

Originally Posted By bg10:
Originally Posted By TheWatch:
This thread reminds me of the fact that I lost my Asp in someone's front yard the other night.


They will probably be really happy when they run over that with their lawn mower

Pretty sure someone on here ran over a pair of handcuffs that were left in their yard
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To me $300 is pretty damn cheap for sodomy insurance.
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Posted: 6/23/2012 1:15:38 AM
Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:

Originally Posted By bg10:
Originally Posted By TheWatch:
This thread reminds me of the fact that I lost my Asp in someone's front yard the other night.


They will probably be really happy when they run over that with their lawn mower

Pretty sure someone on here ran over a pair of handcuffs that were left in their yard


An ART crew from F.E. Warren AFB lost a loaded M60 when it fell out of the top turret of a Peackeeper vehicle returning to base. They were between Kimball, NE and Cheyenne. It wasn't found for three years, even after a massive search. A road crew cutting the barrow ditch found it. Fucked up the cutting blade............and the 60.
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Posted: 6/23/2012 1:21:52 AM
Rod Knee Ding.

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Posted: 6/23/2012 2:37:15 AM
Originally Posted By MaxxII:
Originally Posted By Dark_Harvest:
Originally Posted By JosieWales:
Originally Posted By Dark_Harvest:
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:
Originally Posted By Dark_Harvest:
Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Originally Posted By Dark_Harvest:
Let me guess, the tasers & ASPs took up too much real estate on the belt, that's why they didn't have handcuffs to use...

...right?


LOL wut?


LOL her partner had the dude on the ground, they neglected to actually attempt to subdue him in favor of beating on him some more.

How do you not understand that?


One day, when I'm old, and have dementia, and I'm all fucked up on pills, I'll share your level of brain power.


If you're very, very lucky. In the meantime, you should be asking yourself why everyone here is hoping that a person you know nothing about, in a situation you know nothing about, receives a savage beating.


You really don't get it. In the Meantime try to Listen to the Adults and Learn something––Hopefully you'll understand one day.

ETA: Sounds like you have extensive LE and Street experience with the most Violent Animals you could never imagine.
Did you learn all that in your Mom,s Garage in Bum Fuck Indiana??



I have no LE experience, because I am not a fascist.

Oh, and please do try insulting my state to my face. Like an adult.


Really...So...cops are fascists?

Shouldnt you be occupying something....like your mom's basement?




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Posted: 6/23/2012 3:12:29 AM
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She was just asping a few questions.


I see what you did there....
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Posted: 6/23/2012 5:02:31 AM
Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Originally Posted By Extorris:
How do you know he's a student? Is he wearing a UW shirt?



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Posted: 6/23/2012 8:54:01 AM

Originally Posted By goldtop:
Originally Posted By derekv814:
Originally Posted By BrowardMason:
Why not just taze the perp?


Search people getting tazed who are on meth. Usually don't do shit except piss them off.

ETA: Can't remember and I'm too lazy but I believe this dead guy was on the meth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY5ioBvrYIg


Hadn't seen that One before.

It is amazing to me that those guys with the camera didn't decide to find somewhere else to be when there were that many cops with guns drawn feet away from them.

This one needs to be set to Pat Travers song Boom boom, out goes the lights
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