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FrozenWinter Is watching you Team Member Joined: Mar 2009  MN, USA Posts: 4346 Feedback: 100% (1)

Posted: 6/18/2012 6:58:57 AM [Last Edit: 6/18/2012 9:12:24 PM by FrozenWinter] THE IMAGE ABOVE IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT It all started when SJU's former girlfriend set me up with a friend of hers named Sherry. Now Sherry was a bit of a big girl, I had about 10" in height on her but she had about 30 or 40 pounds on me. But I figured that meeting her couldn't hurt and she might turn out to be pretty cool. Well we ended up dating for several months. One night I head over to her place (she lived with her grandmother, who hated me for some damn reason) to pick her up. Nock on the door and she answers, "hey, come on in" she says and I do. Turns out her grandmother wasn't around that night "why don't I show you around since my grand ma never lets you past the front door" so I agree and off we go. The tour ends with her bedroom in the basement. This is where it got weird. In In her bedroom is a wall, about 10' to 12' long with 8' high ceilings, and its covered, THE WHOLE DAMN THING is covered with pictures of female models that have been carefully cut out of magazines. She informs me that this is her "wall of inspiration". This mildly creeps me out, till I give the all a closer look. MOST OF THE MODELS DIDNT HAVE A HEAD. We have now reached creep factor 7 I then make the mistake of looking even closer. The models that I originally thought still had their heads DO NOT. THEY HAVE hers pasted on instead. CREEP FACTOR 10 HAS BEEN ACHIEVED. Needless to say I ran out of there like a shot from a gun. And that 24/365 is why we run from the crazy.

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FrozenWinter Is watching you Team Member Joined: Mar 2009  MN, USA Posts: 4348 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:03:15 AM Originally Posted By LinggrrLonggrr: What time? Around 6:30 or 7, whenever i get home from work.
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sjuhockey10 24/365, The Goyim Your Man Could Smell Like Team Member Joined: Nov 2008  MN, USA Posts: 21305 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:06:17 AM Nice job on misspelling your own ex-girlfriend's name
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FrozenWinter Is watching you Team Member Joined: Mar 2009  MN, USA Posts: 4349 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:08:28 AM Originally Posted By sjuhockey10: Nice job on misspelling your own ex-girlfriend's name like i really give a damn
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sjuhockey10 24/365, The Goyim Your Man Could Smell Like Team Member Joined: Nov 2008  MN, USA Posts: 21306 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:09:11 AM Originally Posted By FrozenWinter: Originally Posted By sjuhockey10: Nice job on misspelling your own ex-girlfriend's name like i really give a damn
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iwouldntknow Team 82ND-ABN Team Member Joined: Nov 2008  VAT Posts: 12366 Feedback: 100% (6) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:11:30 AM Oh, and go Glock Later, foos.
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sjuhockey10 24/365, The Goyim Your Man Could Smell Like Team Member Joined: Nov 2008  MN, USA Posts: 21307 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:12:29 AM Originally Posted By iwouldntknow: Oh, and go Glock Later, foos. Punctuation fail. It's: "GO!!! GLOCK!!!" followed by running in terror.
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LinggrrLonggrr American Team Member Joined: Jun 2008  USA Posts: 4975 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:13:28 AM Have fun at work.
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36_gauge 24/365 Medic Team Member Joined: Apr 2009  TUR Posts: 13366 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:13:37 AM I may not be around much but IN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING DICK IN AN ASS.
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woodbutcher223308 Team Member Team Member Joined: Aug 2003  IL, USA Posts: 8066 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:16:40 AM Originally Posted By 36_gauge: I may not be around much but IN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING DICK IN AN ASS. Big city thinking?
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36_gauge 24/365 Medic Team Member Joined: Apr 2009  TUR Posts: 13368 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:23:14 AM Originally Posted By woodbutcher223308: Originally Posted By 36_gauge: I may not be around much but IN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING DICK IN AN ASS. Big city thinking? so since I said ass it must be a MALE ass?
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Swoosh101 Member Team Member Joined: Jul 2011  NY, USA Posts: 5439 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:27:30 AM Originally Posted By 36_gauge: Originally Posted By woodbutcher223308: Originally Posted By 36_gauge: I may not be around much but IN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING DICK IN AN ASS. Big city thinking? so since I said ass it must be a MALE ass? Well you are from Turkey...
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johnnypantz smoked myself 24/365 Team Member Joined: Dec 2010  GEO Posts: 15891 Feedback: 100% (5) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:28:13 AM An ass is an ass is an ass
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johnnypantz smoked myself 24/365 Team Member Joined: Dec 2010  GEO Posts: 15892 Feedback: 100% (5) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:29:43 AM Bathroom windows not large enough?
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thatguywiththeak Member Joined: Jun 2006  VA, USA Posts: 2997 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:29:53 AM Originally Posted By 36_gauge: I may not be around much but IN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING DICK IN AN ASS. It's only Monday dude. Fuck your buddy Thursday is still 3 days way.
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36_gauge 24/365 Medic Team Member Joined: Apr 2009  TUR Posts: 13371 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:30:42 AM Originally Posted By thatguywiththeak: Originally Posted By 36_gauge: I may not be around much but IN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING DICK IN AN ASS. It's only Monday dude. Fuck your buddy Thursday is still 3 days way. I'm not a buddyfucker Well unless they give me permission to fuck them
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36_gauge 24/365 Medic Team Member Joined: Apr 2009  TUR Posts: 13372 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:30:59 AM Originally Posted By Swoosh101: Originally Posted By 36_gauge: Originally Posted By woodbutcher223308: Originally Posted By 36_gauge: I may not be around much but IN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING DICK IN AN ASS. Big city thinking? so since I said ass it must be a MALE ass? Well you are from Turkey... You should post more
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36_gauge 24/365 Medic Team Member Joined: Apr 2009  TUR Posts: 13373 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:31:12 AM Originally Posted By johnnypantz: An ass is an ass is an ass Hey there, big boy
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:31:55 AM Originally Posted By 36_gauge: Originally Posted By Swoosh101: Originally Posted By 36_gauge: Originally Posted By woodbutcher223308: Originally Posted By 36_gauge: I may not be around much but IN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING DICK IN AN ASS. Big city thinking? so since I said ass it must be a MALE ass? Well you are from Turkey... You should post more I am a general discussion inhabitant post whore. To post any more I would need aimless to pay me to stay at home.

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woodbutcher223308 Team Member Team Member Joined: Aug 2003  IL, USA Posts: 8068 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:33:24 AM Sorry bout that 36.
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36_gauge 24/365 Medic Team Member Joined: Apr 2009  TUR Posts: 13374 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 7:35:34 AM Originally Posted By woodbutcher223308: Sorry bout that 36. Wanna come over and play with my son's trainset?
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IchWarrior Resident Non-LEO Dog Killer Team Member Joined: Jul 2003  CO, USA Posts: 9571 Feedback: 100% (3) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 8:04:15 AM And Im in
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Posted: 6/18/2012 8:05:28 AM Originally Posted By 36_gauge: Originally Posted By woodbutcher223308: Sorry bout that 36. Wanna come over and play with my son's trainset? Nah. Daughter has piano lessons, swimming lessons. And I need to clean the garage. I'm getting over having poison oak or some itchy shit. had it before vacation, got a shot and pill pack, came home from vacation finished clearing out bushes, itchy, got another shot and pill pack . I've had itchy balls before, wife is sleeping in daughters bedroom, kid is sleeping / camping out on the livingroom floor. You think this thread is going anywhere?

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lichter50 24/365 Crew Team Member Joined: May 2007  WI, USA Posts: 11666 Feedback: 100% (14) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 8:16:28 AM Nice work on the bold Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
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cyrus-the-virus Member Team Member Joined: Nov 2008  WA, USA Posts: 6979 Feedback: 100% (2) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 8:17:32 AM I'm on.
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jdubya87 "Duke of 24/365 Fiefdom" Team Member Joined: Mar 2008  FL, USA Posts: 17039 Feedback: 100% (22) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 8:22:32 AM In on one.
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IchWarrior Resident Non-LEO Dog Killer Team Member Joined: Jul 2003  CO, USA Posts: 9572 Feedback: 100% (3) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 8:24:15 AM Last week, when I was driving truck... I got stuck. Luckily, when you have a backhoe with you, it's merely a temporary detainment. I'm hoping today goes better, or my chances of getting a CDL are probably slim to none
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IchWarrior Resident Non-LEO Dog Killer Team Member Joined: Jul 2003  CO, USA Posts: 9573 Feedback: 100% (3) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 8:24:42 AM Originally Posted By lichter50: Nice work on the bold Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Really brings the thread together
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HK45USER 24/365 Crew - Part-time Member Team Member Joined: Jan 2009  AL, USA Posts: 6015 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 8:27:07 AM Floppy cock
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UncivilEngineer Junior Grade Poster Team Member Joined: Sep 2004  MS, USA Posts: 9391 Feedback: 100% (5) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 8:29:00 AM attention whoring at its finest
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IchWarrior Resident Non-LEO Dog Killer Team Member Joined: Jul 2003  CO, USA Posts: 9574 Feedback: 100% (3) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 8:31:23 AM Originally Posted By UncivilEngineer: attention whoring at its finest Well I think he could really use more intro to hook us in. Maybe a pic. I think this is a mid level attention whore move myself. B- territory.
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Plasteredtex I'll Take Another Team Member Joined: Mar 2011  TX, USA Posts: 3651 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 8:31:28 AM in on one
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UncivilEngineer Junior Grade Poster Team Member Joined: Sep 2004  MS, USA Posts: 9392 Feedback: 100% (5) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 8:35:07 AM Originally Posted By IchWarrior: Originally Posted By UncivilEngineer: attention whoring at its finest Well I think he could really use more intro to hook us in. Maybe a pic. I think this is a mid level attention whore move myself. B- territory. While I recognize your points, I have to admire his effective use of the minimalist technique.
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jdubya87 "Duke of 24/365 Fiefdom" Team Member Joined: Mar 2008  FL, USA Posts: 17040 Feedback: 100% (22) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 8:39:57 AM Originally Posted By 36_gauge: Originally Posted By thatguywiththeak: Originally Posted By 36_gauge: I may not be around much but IN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING DICK IN AN ASS. It's only Monday dude. Fuck your buddy Thursday is still 3 days way. I'm not a buddyfucker Well unless they give me permission to fuck them Hi.
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jdubya87 "Duke of 24/365 Fiefdom" Team Member Joined: Mar 2008  FL, USA Posts: 17041 Feedback: 100% (22) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 8:40:20 AM Originally Posted By johnnypantz: An ass is an ass is an ass That's the damn truth.
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Posted: 6/18/2012 8:55:00 AM Originally Posted By woodbutcher223308: Originally Posted By 36_gauge: Originally Posted By woodbutcher223308: Sorry bout that 36. Wanna come over and play with my son's trainset? Nah. Daughter has piano lessons, swimming lessons. And I need to clean the garage. I'm getting over having poison oak or some itchy shit. had it before vacation, got a shot and pill pack, came home from vacation finished clearing out bushes, itchy, got another shot and pill pack . I've had itchy balls before, wife is sleeping in daughters bedroom, kid is sleeping / camping out on the livingroom floor. You think this thread is going anywhere? This thread, this thread always goes, places.

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Posted: 6/18/2012 8:55:46 AM Originally Posted By jdubya87: Originally Posted By 36_gauge: Originally Posted By thatguywiththeak: Originally Posted By 36_gauge: I may not be around much but IN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING DICK IN AN ASS. It's only Monday dude. Fuck your buddy Thursday is still 3 days way. I'm not a buddyfucker Well unless they give me permission to fuck them Hi. I've had a driving lesson today and spent the rest of the day studying, I'll go back to studying in a bit. Blowing some steam off now. How're you doing buddy?

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36_gauge 24/365 Medic Team Member Joined: Apr 2009  TUR Posts: 13384 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 6/18/2012 9:42:05 AM Well you guyses killed it. See you in a couple hours!
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