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Posted: 6/11/2012 4:53:07 PM
THE IMAGE ABOVE IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT Stuck behind dipshit slowpoke who's had plenty of opportunities to GTFO to the right lane, and I see an exit coming up within 1/4 mile. I'll get right, as if I'm going to just go around fuckstick on the wrong side (right lane, which you're not supposed to pass in), but once alongside, I slow down to match speed. Once brainless realizes that's his or her exit coming up, they panic, and slow down, which I match. Suddenly it's too late for twatsicle to make their exit, then I triumphantly cruise off into the sunset, laughing the whole way. "Too bad asshole, you should have been in the right lane in the first place, then you wouldn't have to take a detour". Have fun finding your way back, cunt bubble. 
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FordGuy
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Posted: 6/11/2012 4:56:22 PM
You are a force to be recked with, I reckon.
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DeltaElite777
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Posted: 6/11/2012 4:57:42 PM
Amazing the amount of balls that a motor vehicle can simulate...
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:00:19 PM
Originally Posted By DeltaElite777:
Amazing the amount of balls lack of intelligence that a motor vehicle can simulate... FIFY...although I don't disagree with your original assessment. |
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:02:55 PM
I do this sometimes as well...the perp does not even know I'm effing with them.
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:03:43 PM
a lot of em are driving your car/truck...
like following your tailights and don't even know if your speeding up or slowing down ......... |
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:05:59 PM
Cunt bubble. LOL
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RCJ
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:06:19 PM
Guess you showed them.
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:06:24 PM
At twatcicle I was all
For the rest I was all |
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:06:49 PM
Fail, you didn't threaten him with your gun.
You'll never get the respect of twatsicles if you don't show you mean business. |
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gopeterson
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:07:06 PM
[Last Edit: 6/11/2012 5:08:04 PM by gopeterson]
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:11:14 PM
Going with the op. I hate most other drivers; there's some dumb, inconsiderate motherfuckers out there.
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dsteelman
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:12:00 PM
I like it
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Texdiver
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:13:50 PM
I can't say I haven't done that very thing. Not often, but some people deserve to be reminded to pay attention while driving a motor vehicle.
The look of panic on their faces is exquisitely satisfying. |
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:18:52 PM
[Last Edit: 6/11/2012 5:19:29 PM by RIO-lover]
Originally Posted By junker46:
Going with the op. I hate most other drivers; there's some dumb, inconsiderate motherfuckers out there. /\ This /\ Maybe the idiot LL camper will learn to think next time. 
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:19:18 PM
whats wrong with driving in the left lane??
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Tomislav
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:20:28 PM
I approve.
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Justa_TXguy
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:24:07 PM
I have no problem with this.
But then again, all they have to do is pull a U-turn then another one and then they can make their exit. A few minutes wasted, tops. Or if they have GPS, 10 seconds of "recalculating" and it will get them there without any real delay. |
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AssaultRifler
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:26:33 PM
thanks for the tip, going to try that next time
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:27:20 PM
If we could just come up with some kind of universal gesture... maybe a hand gesture.. that means, "Please only use the left lane for passing; slower traffic keep right." Then we could flash the gesture at all kinds of drivers to remind them about their driving responsibility.
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EviL_inside
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Posted: 6/11/2012 6:21:02 PM
Originally Posted By dwkennedy:
If we could just come up with some kind of universal gesture... maybe a hand gesture.. that means, "Please only use the left lane for passing; slower traffic keep right." Then we could flash the gesture at all kinds of drivers to remind them about their driving responsibility. Hmm....  |
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EviL_inside
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:04:35 AM
Originally Posted By winch:
I do this sometimes as well...the perp does not even know I'm effing with them. It's pretty apparent to them when we're the only 2 cars around for miles, and I'm staring dead at them while executing the block. |
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:08:09 AM
Originally Posted By dwkennedy: If we could just come up with some kind of universal gesture... maybe a hand gesture.. that means, "Please only use the left lane for passing; slower traffic keep right." Then we could flash the gesture at all kinds of drivers to remind them about their driving responsibility. Hmm.... I laid on my horn at one yesterday... driving in the left lane of THREE lanes... doing about 45-50 MPH in a 70MPH zone... in the rain with his hazards on... Stupid fuckstick. |
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:10:30 AM
good for you bud, some people need to learn
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SplintNicket
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:14:00 AM
Originally Posted By klinc:
Originally Posted By dwkennedy:
If we could just come up with some kind of universal gesture... maybe a hand gesture.. that means, "Please only use the left lane for passing; slower traffic keep right." Then we could flash the gesture at all kinds of drivers to remind them about their driving responsibility. Hmm.... I laid on my horn at one yesterday... driving in the left lane of THREE lanes... doing about 45-50 MPH in a 70MPH zone... in the rain with his hazards on... Stupid fuckstick. I got the jackasses blocking the intersection bs yesterday. Got as close as I could and laid on the horn till they moved. Funny, they looked surprised and indignant - like they're perfectly in the right blocking the entire intersection at a backed up light. Assholes. |
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exilefromhell
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:17:14 AM
For how many miles do you play this game.. instead of just passing them?
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exilefromhell
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:20:44 AM
[Last Edit: 6/13/2012 11:21:18 AM by exilefromhell]
double tap. damn
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JellyBelly
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:21:58 AM
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
My commute every day is all interstate, most of which is 4-lane divided. It seems I'm perpetually stuck behind some fucking left-lane camper (a surprisingly high number of the have Alabama tags), and it gets extremely frustrating. One thing I've found that gives me some bit of gratification, and the situation comes up nearly every day, is this: Stuck behind dipshit slowpoke who's had plenty of opportunities to GTFO to the right lane, and I see an exit coming up within 1/4 mile. I'll get right, as if I'm going to just go around fuckstick on the wrong side (right lane, which you're not supposed to pass in), but once alongside, I slow down to match speed. Once brainless realizes that's his or her exit coming up, they panic, and slow down, which I match. Suddenly it's too late for twatsicle to make their exit, then I triumphantly cruise off into the sunset, laughing the whole way. "Too bad asshole, you should have been in the right lane in the first place, then you wouldn't have to take a detour". Have fun finding your way back, cunt bubble. Seems fair, and a good way to stay entertained. If you're still an adolescent..... |
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easy610
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:26:02 AM
Pull around them and then wash your windshield for like 30-40 seconds as you douse their vehicle. Especially if they;re driving a nice, clean car...
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:29:43 AM
Nothing pisses me off more than people in the passing lane, seems more often than not its a luxury car too.
Somewhat related, had some jerseydouche tailgating me as I passed a tractor trailer on the PA turnpike. I got over and as he flew by he was being tailgated by a nice pastel blue crown vic with some extra antennas on the trunk, a nice big monitor on the dash, and (to my surprise) a civ license plate. In the time it took me to process what I was looking at the blue lights came on. First time in my life I thought "that asshole needs a ticket" and it actually happened. |
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:31:16 AM
Camping in the left should be punishable by death. Speed the fuck up and get past me, or get the fuck in line. Retards.
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:31:16 AM
Just remember, there is always somebody out there more psycho than you.
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:32:42 AM
There is a very busy exit I use almost every morning.
Just about everyone understands that the often mile long line is for the exit, and just gets in line. A few a**holes like to cruise in the middle lane, then exit in two lanes (there is only one). The Virginia State police park a car part way up the exit ramp a couple days a week. In the past 4 months they have actually been hit by one driver tooling up the shoulder, and normally have a nice line of cars waiting to get their tickets. A few times they have had to use motor men and actually chase down fools who try to run. I saw one try to merge into the line of cars and the statey just stepped in front of them when they came to him and directed them to pull over. |
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:36:27 AM
[Last Edit: 6/13/2012 11:38:03 AM by Cdog]
I like it.
Germany has driving right. |
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Gopherboy128
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:36:51 AM
The one I hate is when theres nobody in the right lane... I almost refuse to pass on the right, since I am the one following the law by passing on the left and keeping right. Sometimes, in heavy traffic there is just nowhere to go and I understand that. But when I get behind that ONE guy who is just hangin out in the left lane all by himself....
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LinkedM4
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:38:03 AM
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
My commute every day is all interstate, most of which is 4-lane divided. It seems I'm perpetually stuck behind some fucking left-lane camper (a surprisingly high number of the have Alabama tags), and it gets extremely frustrating. One thing I've found that gives me some bit of gratification, and the situation comes up nearly every day, is this: Stuck behind dipshit slowpoke who's had plenty of opportunities to GTFO to the right lane, and I see an exit coming up within 1/4 mile. I'll get right, as if I'm going to just go around fuckstick on the wrong side (right lane, which you're not supposed to pass in), but once alongside, I slow down to match speed. Once brainless realizes that's his or her exit coming up, they panic, and slow down, which I match. Suddenly it's too late for twatsicle to make their exit, then I triumphantly cruise off into the sunset, laughing the whole way. "Too bad asshole, you should have been in the right lane in the first place, then you wouldn't have to take a detour". Have fun finding your way back, cunt bubble. Thanks MS, for being yourself - AL is never in last place with MS around. |
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B-1BMRSP
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:40:54 AM
If he was not paying attention to you behind him in the left lane how do you know that he would pay attention that you were in the right lane?
Sounds like a good way to have a non-attentive driver side swipe you or even cut you off and cause a crash that may involve you and other vehicles that can cause injury or even death. I'm glad you see driving as a game of entertainment for yourself. Just go around jerk offs like that. Life is too short to be pissed about someone fucking around in the fast lane. Is it right that I have to pass on the right? No its not. But I feel better knowing he is in my rearview mirrior and I go on my merry way. |
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LoBrau
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:41:02 AM
I've never, ever, fucked with shitty drivers by speeding up imperceptibly and then slowing down in a well-timed fashion so that they wind up doing 10+ over the limit past a speed trap as I cruise by at a stately 3 over. Ever. 'Twould be irresponsible of me.
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:42:10 AM
Originally Posted By junker46: Going with the op. I hate most other drivers; there's some dumb, inconsiderate motherfuckers out there. Sometimes I wonder if people know what the rearview mirror is for? I don't think they'd miss it if it fell off. Originally Posted By klinc:
I laid on my horn at one yesterday... driving in the left lane of THREE lanes... doing about 45-50 MPH in a 70MPH zone... in the rain with his hazards on.. |
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:43:32 AM
[Last Edit: 6/13/2012 11:45:53 AM by popsickles]
However I ride with 13inch brembos in the front, rotoras in the back, soft pads and sticky tires. that shit wouldn't work on me |
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TDCJBoss
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:44:39 AM
Nothing better than kids screwing with each other
on the roads putting other people at risk. |
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Bob243
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:44:42 AM
Originally Posted By LoBrau: I've never, ever, fucked with shitty drivers by speeding up imperceptibly and then slowing down in a well-timed fashion so that they wind up doing 10+ over the limit past a speed trap as I cruise by at a stately 3 over. Ever. 'Twould be irresponsible of me. Never done that either on the NB side of 476 about a mile before the Pocono exit... Especially never done it when they had NJ plates |
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:47:52 AM
Originally Posted By Gopherboy128:
The one I hate is when theres nobody in the right lane... I almost refuse to pass on the right, since I am the one following the law by passing on the left and keeping right. Sometimes, in heavy traffic there is just nowhere to go and I understand that. But when I get behind that ONE guy who is just hangin out in the left lane all by himself.... I'm not as up to date on rules of the road in other states, but here in VA "Don't pass on the right" means don't pull onto the shoulder to pass. Passing another vehicle on their right if you're in a travel lane is perfectly acceptable. |
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hellbound
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:48:10 AM
people around here would have pulled into the shoulder and reversed down the highway to their exit...
seen that happen many times on the PA TP...  |
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:51:11 AM
[Last Edit: 6/13/2012 11:52:51 AM by Aimless]
Originally Posted By EviL_inside: "What could go wrong?" Is that you George Zimmerman? My commute every day is all interstate, most of which is 4-lane divided. It seems I'm perpetually stuck behind some fucking left-lane camper (a surprisingly high number of the have Alabama tags), and it gets extremely frustrating. One thing I've found that gives me some bit of gratification, and the situation comes up nearly every day, is this: Stuck behind dipshit slowpoke who's had plenty of opportunities to GTFO to the right lane, and I see an exit coming up within 1/4 mile. I'll get right, as if I'm going to just go around fuckstick on the wrong side (right lane, which you're not supposed to pass in), but once alongside, I slow down to match speed. Once brainless realizes that's his or her exit coming up, they panic, and slow down, which I match. Suddenly it's too late for twatsicle to make their exit, then I triumphantly cruise off into the sunset, laughing the whole way. "Too bad asshole, you should have been in the right lane in the first place, then you wouldn't have to take a detour". Have fun finding your way back, cunt bubble. 
I think you should buy one of those dashboard cameras and go try this in rush hour on the Long Island Expressway. Wear a helmet.
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Gyrene84
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:53:00 AM
Cunt Bubble, I like it!
I only have a 12 mile commute on a motorcycle, so I don't deal with traffic. |
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Bob243
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Posted: 6/13/2012 11:55:50 AM
Originally Posted By twitch1706: The one that confused me the most.. Perhaps someone from Ohio Indiana or even IL could splain it. Is there some sort of phobia there with the left lane on 3 or 4 lane per side highways (80/90 mostly) More often than not, I seen a bunch of cars tailgaing in the center lane, but would tail gate until the got in the far right lane for miles rather than just pass them in the left lane (not talking about trucks either ) Originally Posted By Gopherboy128: The one I hate is when theres nobody in the right lane... I almost refuse to pass on the right, since I am the one following the law by passing on the left and keeping right. Sometimes, in heavy traffic there is just nowhere to go and I understand that. But when I get behind that ONE guy who is just hangin out in the left lane all by himself.... I'm not as up to date on rules of the road in other states, but here in VA "Don't pass on the right" means don't pull onto the shoulder to pass. Passing another vehicle on their right if you're in a travel lane is perfectly acceptable. |
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Posted: 6/13/2012 12:02:20 PM
Originally Posted By VBC: Just remember, there is always somebody out there more psycho than you. Yup. I knew a guy who had been in and out of prison, pretty tough guy with a rap sheet for assaults etc. He got into some road rage nonsense with two young guys in another car.When they came to a town and stopped at a stop light he saw the two young guys hop out of the car behind him so he hopped out, I assume he planned to knock 'em around some. He regained consciousness in a hospital weeks later with no recollection of what happened. One of the two younger guys had done his best to bash the guy's skull in with a crow bar. |
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Posted: 6/13/2012 12:30:14 PM
Originally Posted By Aimless:
Originally Posted By VBC:
Just remember, there is always somebody out there more psycho than you. Yup. I knew a guy who had been in and out of prison, pretty tough guy with a rap sheet for assaults etc. He got into some road rage nonsense with two young guys in another car.When they came to a town and stopped at a stop light he saw the two young guys hop out of the car behind him so he hopped out, I assume he planned to knock 'em around some. He regained consciousness in a hospital weeks later with no recollection of what happened. One of the two younger guys had done his best to bash the guy's skull in with a crow bar. lol |
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Posted: 6/13/2012 12:36:36 PM
Wait a minute here...so this car's just cruising in the left lane and you're tailgating him getting your panties all wadded up cause he won't move over and the right lane is wide open? Guess I can't relate to this story cause I would just enjoy the unobstructed right lane and be on my merry way. Why ya gotta make this perceived problem into a potentially life and death struggle by playing stupid games with deadly vehicles?
Driving down the highway should not be a competition. |
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WinstonSmith
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Posted: 6/13/2012 12:40:15 PM
Even if they're not bigger, meaner, crazier than you, they may still be far more oblivious than you imagine.
I've seen someone dart through four lanes of HEAVY traffic because they were going to miss an exit. They didn't notice traffic stacking up behind them. They didn't notice the guy tailgating the shit out of 'em. They didn't notice the k-car they sideswiped in the next lane, nor the pickup they PITted. When you play reindeer games with idiots on the road, a lot of times that means empowering them to kill you in new and innovative ways. |
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