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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:17:10 AM
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THE IMAGE ABOVE IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT
A friend called me while at a yard sale saying there was a dude with a safe... no combination.... no idea what was inside, selling it for $20. I kinda' chuckled.... saying $20 wasn't too bad for a gamble, but I'll pass. She called me back a few minutes later saying he'd dropped it to $15. Well.... $15 isn't alot of money for the quality entertainment trying to crack a safe can bring, so I said what the hell! Pay the guy and I'll take it!
OK.... "safe" is a little generous. It's a "Stock On" Elite. Not quite the quality of a "Ft. Knox".... but a bit sturdier than a "gun cabnet" kinda thing. She's about 3' high. There IS somthing clunking around inside (though a look on the internet shows this model comes with internal shelves.... which might be what's loose and "clunking".
Now... supposedly "Stack On" will send you the combination for $10 after you fill out a form (kinda' takes all the "Gerry Rivers/Al Capone's vault" fun out of it), but they also ask for an original sale's receipt for the safe (which I obviously don't have...... unless it's locked in the safe! ). Anyone ever deal with "Stack On" before? How anal are they in regards to said receipt? (they also require a copy of a DL and a notorised signature... which I have no problem giving 'em).





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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:20:13 AM
In for the disappointment on one.


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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:21:25 AM
Sounds like a good deal if you can open it. Which one?
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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:22:22 AM
Post a pic of the lock. There's not much to picking them...
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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:22:51 AM
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Oh fuck, here we go.

btw, I busted a safe a couple months ago that belonged to a millionaire. It contained nothing. I laughed.

eta: Totally legal, in case you all wanted to jump my nuts.
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I hate these threads...
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Originally Posted By EasTexan:
I hate these threads...


I love them!
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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:28:45 AM
Last thread like this went something like 20 pages, I still dont know wth was in it?
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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:29:48 AM
Just shoot the fucking thing open, or bring it to me and I'll shoot the fucker open.
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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:34:30 AM
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Originally Posted By HunterGren:
Just shoot the fucking thing open, or bring it to me and I'll shoot the fucker open.


It's a cheesy little safe. A framing hammer and a 18" pry bar is all he needs. If he knows anything about locks two little pieces of thin metal would do the trick too.
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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:38:00 AM
wth, im in.
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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:38:45 AM
OP will probably never be back.
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You should definitely have a poll for whats inside !!
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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:39:19 AM
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Originally Posted By SrBenelli:
It's a "Stock On" Elite. Not quite the quality of a "Ft. Knox".... but a bit sturdier than a "gun cabnet" kinda thing.



post a picture of the lock type. Some of the stackons are easy to pick.
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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:40:33 AM
Originally Posted By Aptrgangr:
Sounds like a good deal if you can open it. Which one?


It's just like this one, 'cept it has a conventional lock instead of the digital one in the pic....



It's actually not a bad little "safe" (note the word safe is in quotes... LOL) If I can get it open without "peeling it", I just might repaint it burgandy to match the bedroom!

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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:40:57 AM
DAY 1
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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:41:42 AM
Looks like it would make a great handgun or ammo safe.
I've tried to see things from the liberal point of view ... but I'm just not flexible enough to get my head up my ass.
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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:42:34 AM
Originally Posted By nutsandbolts:
You should definitely have a poll for whats inside !!


Now THAT idea has "winning!" written all over it! BRB..........

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Tag for outcome, please don't go 20 pages
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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:48:07 AM
You'd be surprised how easy it is to get combinations from safe companies.
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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:51:02 AM
My vote is on an angry midget wearing wingtips that's going to jump out and kick you in the nuts as soon as you open the door.
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Posted: 6/3/2012 3:52:51 AM
Originally Posted By Jeffreysox:
OP will probably never be back.



I've been here since '01 (and actually was here on the "old board" before that). Trust me..... I'll be back.


Hell..... the first thought I had when I bought it was "Epic Arfcom thread!!!"

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Posted: 6/3/2012 4:09:26 AM
Originally Posted By Dumak:
Originally Posted By SrBenelli:
It's a "Stock On" Elite. Not quite the quality of a "Ft. Knox".... but a bit sturdier than a "gun cabnet" kinda thing.



post a picture of the lock type. Some of the stackons are easy to pick.


I'll shoot a couple of pics of it in the next day or so.

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Posted: 6/3/2012 4:17:15 AM
Originally Posted By SrBenelli:
Originally Posted By Dumak:
Originally Posted By SrBenelli:
It's a "Stock On" Elite. Not quite the quality of a "Ft. Knox".... but a bit sturdier than a "gun cabnet" kinda thing.



post a picture of the lock type. Some of the stackons are easy to pick.


I'll shoot a couple of pics of it in the next day or so.



Didn't see that coming...
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Somebody's dope inside.
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In before Jimmy Hoffa is found inside
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DAY 1


I was thinking the same thing.
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Posted: 6/3/2012 4:39:14 AM


Weigh it. Ask the maker how much it should weigh with the shelves. Compare.

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Posted: 6/3/2012 4:39:21 AM
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Originally Posted By SrBenelli:
Originally Posted By Dumak:
Originally Posted By SrBenelli:
It's a "Stock On" Elite. Not quite the quality of a "Ft. Knox".... but a bit sturdier than a "gun cabnet" kinda thing.



post a picture of the lock type. Some of the stackons are easy to pick.


I'll shoot a couple of pics of it in the next day or so.



Didn't see that coming...


C'mon now..... you've been here long enough to know how this game is played!

In all seriousness..... it's 04:30 in the morning and I'm surfing ARFcom while the wife watches her "chick flick". Said "safe" is currently out in the garage with some other shit piled on top (had to find a temporary home for it after I got it home).... I'm not running out there now to take a picture.... even if you say "pretty please"
I'll try to get a pic of it up sometime tomorrow...... I promise!

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Posted: 6/3/2012 4:49:39 AM
I have a strange feeling that you will find inside yet another locked container of some sorts which will take one or two more days to aquire the skills/eggs to open in which time another yet smaller locked container will reside in which you do not want to damage due to it having a nice exterior there by requiring more expertise in which you will require yet another two to three days to study via google and wiki the methods used to open such a devious locking device so as not to damage the box... and then...

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In on one. A pry bar or grinder with a cut off wheel could get into it as fast as possible assuming the lock can't be bipassed. Hell I bet it doesn't have a clutch, just put a long piece of pipe that will fit over the opening handle and pop it open.
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1, 1, 1
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1, 1, 3


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Posted: 6/3/2012 5:12:09 AM
Maybe inside is the directions to the box of lost Winchester rifles (I'm guessing they are in the old mans bomb shelter). Or possibly, the combo for the safe from the last 20+ page safe thread.
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Posted: 6/3/2012 5:17:55 AM
What the hell...I'm in
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In. I love surprises.
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What the hell...I'm in


Me too.

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OP, you forgot one option for your poll: Call Gerlaldo


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What the hell I have nothing better to do. In!
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I'm here having a beer with geraldo rivera. He said open it yourself.
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Might as say it, In on 1
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That cheapo safe can be opened with a crow bar with a little ass put behind it. Just pop if open and hope you get your money's worth out of it.
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Posted: 6/3/2012 7:16:05 AM

Originally Posted By AKSig:
In for the disappointment on one.




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Posted: 6/3/2012 7:24:59 AM
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Leave it alone. Make it your "decoy safe". Leave it out in the open. Add some NRA stickers. If you have a break in, they will spend a lot of time and energy hauling that safe away.
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Shit, why do I do this to myself. In for the disappointment.
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Shit, why do I do this to myself. In for the disappointment.


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