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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:45:35 PM EST
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Let me go check....

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Oh ya I'm in on this


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Link Posted: 5/15/2012 6:46:31 PM EST
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Just go with ruffies it's easier.
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Sounds like you have a plan.


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How much time does it take?
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On a rag? You want the rag to be unconscious?


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Why would you need to knock out a rag? All of mine take it willingly.

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Link Posted: 5/15/2012 6:50:44 PM EST
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How much time does it take?


Just long enough.

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Link Posted: 5/15/2012 6:52:39 PM EST
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How much time does it take?


I don't know. It's a drug so

The dose ( how much you pour on the rag), delivery ( how much is inhaled so resp rate x tidal volume) and the characteristics of the recipient ( age and weight and health status) would all come into play.
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also, putting the fingers in a jar works best with formaldehyde
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Link Posted: 5/15/2012 6:54:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
Just go with ruffles, it's easier.

Potato chips?

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Link Posted: 5/15/2012 6:55:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Just wondering.


Hot date coming up?



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Link Posted: 5/15/2012 6:56:08 PM EST
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Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
Just go with ruffles, it's easier.

Potato chips?


Damn auto correct on iPad.
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Let me try this...hold on.....


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You guys suck lol.
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I don't have the faintest clue. Really. I'm just posting on a strange fucking thread for the hell of it.

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87 seconds?

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Link Posted: 5/15/2012 7:02:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
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wife giving you problems
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Originally Posted By 2tired2run:
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
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wife giving you problems


Weird Fetish.
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87 seconds?


Judging by Hollywood's exacting attention to scientific details, I'd say more like .87 seconds.


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Since this thread is going places in on 1......
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If they breathe deeply, which is usually the case when surprised, they will start to drift off in 7-10 seconds. But, trust me it seems like much longer.
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If they breathe deeply, which is usually the case when surprised, they will start to drift off in 7-10 seconds. But, trust me it seems like much longer.



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If you start at 100, somewhere between 95 and 87.
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12 to 15 secon... Wait, what?
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Originally Posted By joker1:
If they breathe deeply, which is usually the case when surprised, they will start to drift off in 7-10 seconds. But, trust me it seems like much longer.


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Op, remember to tell the guy not to turn this rape into a murder as he falls into unconsciousness.

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Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Originally Posted By 2tired2run:
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Just wondering.


wife giving you problems


Weird Fetish.


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A few deep breaths will do it. You won't get it from just a sniff. It isn't magic, it takes a lot and you would have to forcibly administer it.


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Shovel...check

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tape...check

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Random thoughts...check






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A few deep breaths will do it. You won't get it from just a sniff. It isn't magic, it takes a lot and you would have to forcibly administer it.



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i don't know. but i almost passed out laughing to this thread.

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Sounds like you have a plan.



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