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Raizo_Sekai
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:45:35 PM EST
Just wondering.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:46:07 PM EST
Let me go check....
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:46:26 PM EST
Oh ya I'm in on this


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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:46:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/15/2012 6:57:10 PM EST by EvanWilliams]
Just go with ruffies it's easier.
Eta spelling
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:46:55 PM EST
Sounds like you have a plan.


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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:47:04 PM EST
First the GPS tracking thread on now this.




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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:47:05 PM EST
Not quick enough sometimes
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:47:12 PM EST
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:49:19 PM EST
How much time does it take?
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:50:21 PM EST
On a rag? You want the rag to be unconscious?


Thats hard-up man.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:50:32 PM EST
Why would you need to knock out a rag? All of mine take it willingly.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:50:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
How much time does it take?


Just long enough.

You don't want it to go too quick. Ruins the fantasy.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:52:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
How much time does it take?


I don't know. It's a drug so

The dose ( how much you pour on the rag), delivery ( how much is inhaled so resp rate x tidal volume) and the characteristics of the recipient ( age and weight and health status) would all come into play.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:53:48 PM EST
also, putting the fingers in a jar works best with formaldehyde
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:54:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
Just go with ruffles, it's easier.

Potato chips?
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:55:49 PM EST
Why would you put chloroform on a tampon anyways
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:55:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Just wondering.


Hot date coming up?


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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:56:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By robplumm:

Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
Just go with ruffles, it's easier.

Potato chips?


Damn auto correct on iPad.
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Let me try this...hold on.....


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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:57:59 PM EST
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Leave it over the nose and mouth too long and it will leave black chemical burn marks.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:58:01 PM EST
You guys suck lol.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:00:53 PM EST
I don't have the faintest clue. Really. I'm just posting on a strange fucking thread for the hell of it.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:02:37 PM EST
87 seconds?
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:02:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Just wondering.


wife giving you problems
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:03:31 PM EST
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:04:48 PM EST
Originally Posted By 2tired2run:
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Just wondering.


wife giving you problems


Weird Fetish.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:06:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By emtgunnut23:
87 seconds?


Judging by Hollywood's exacting attention to scientific details, I'd say more like .87 seconds.

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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:07:15 PM EST
Since this thread is going places in on 1......
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Are you retarded? You are either trolling or world class stupid. On second thought, give it a shot, what's the worst that could happen?
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:08:40 PM EST
If they breathe deeply, which is usually the case when surprised, they will start to drift off in 7-10 seconds. But, trust me it seems like much longer.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:09:26 PM EST
Originally Posted By joker1:
If they breathe deeply, which is usually the case when surprised, they will start to drift off in 7-10 seconds. But, trust me it seems like much longer.


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If you start at 100, somewhere between 95 and 87.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:11:05 PM EST
In!


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12 to 15 secon... Wait, what?
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:13:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By joker1:
If they breathe deeply, which is usually the case when surprised, they will start to drift off in 7-10 seconds. But, trust me it seems like much longer.


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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:13:40 PM EST
Got an exciting "date" planned for tonight?
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:13:54 PM EST
Oh so in.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:18:43 PM EST
Op, remember to tell the guy not to turn this rape into a murder as he falls into unconsciousness.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:19:06 PM EST
I'm just here for the floor show.
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Always test it out on yourself first.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:21:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Originally Posted By 2tired2run:
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Just wondering.


wife giving you problems


Weird Fetish.


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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:21:51 PM EST
A few deep breaths will do it. You won't get it from just a sniff. It isn't magic, it takes a lot and you would have to forcibly administer it.


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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:23:14 PM EST
Shovel...check

plastic bags...check

tape...check

Chloroform...How does it work?

Random thoughts...check






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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:23:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
A few deep breaths will do it. You won't get it from just a sniff. It isn't magic, it takes a lot and you would have to forcibly administer it.



Is there any other way?
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:30:03 PM EST
i don't know. but i almost passed out laughing to this thread.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:30:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By w15ly:
Sounds like you have a plan.



Or a date...
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