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Waveform
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:46:42 PM

Originally Posted By Mattl:
Originally Posted By Waveform:
I make it a game to run out and piss on my front lawn in the morning, totally naked, without being seen.


In some states you could end up on the sex offender registry, not worth it.


Don't care.

Take me out into the black, Tell 'em I ain't coming back.
Jbclark84
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Posted: 5/6/2012 5:03:10 PM
Shit, shorts and flip flops all summer. Fuck a farmers tan, no time for that bullshit.
Gulbrandr2
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Posted: 5/6/2012 5:04:21 PM
I've gone out completely naked, and not a single fuck was given.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 5:05:32 PM
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Originally Posted By goldtop:
Around the house, shorts and a tee. Off property, collared shirt minimum. No matter what, footwear I can run fight in.

I can run in flip flops if I must.


I can too. It's not ideal, and I don't wear them. I use Vibram 5 fingers in the role I would use flip flops in.
Originally posted by Keith_J:
Then think how hard it would be jerking off with half a hand. And then think about how hard it would be to jerk off blind with half a hand in prison. You will be someone's bitch.

Don't fuck with explosives.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 5:07:17 PM
Shorts and sandles if its hot and I take my shirt off on occasion.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 6:01:32 PM
Fully clothed is the only way.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 6:10:34 PM
Originally Posted By RikWriter:
I don't wear boxer shorts, but I do wear comfortable athletic shorts and no shirt around the house in summer––-this is Florida. I will go outside and check the mail in just those shorts and flip-flops, but if I am asnwering the door or going to talk to a neighbor, I will put on a T shirt.


This...except I'm in Texas.

ARFCOM.....Time well wasted.

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Atomic_Ferret
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Posted: 5/6/2012 6:12:10 PM
Around the house, shorts, wife beater, sandals.

Public, shorts, Tshirt, sandals.

Despite having a build atypical to arfcom (not fat), I do not roam around shirtless.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 6:12:37 PM
Originally Posted By BallisticTip:
Fully clothed is the only way.


So...hat, gloves, jacket, tie?
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Posted: 5/6/2012 6:27:48 PM
Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Originally Posted By BallisticTip:
Fully clothed is the only way.


So...hat, gloves, jacket, tie?


He won't mow the lawn in anything less than a two piece suit.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 6:32:08 PM
Pasties and shower shoes.
The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. ~Thomas Jefferson~
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Posted: 5/6/2012 7:07:17 PM
Sandals and a gourd?
SouthpawShooter
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Posted: 5/6/2012 7:09:23 PM
Originally Posted By c0t0d0s0:
So, I've often wondered this. How much clothes do you have to be wearing before you will step out of your house?


I usually like to prance about the front lawn in my lime green thong.

But seriously, I voted boxer shorts. Sometimes I'll throw out the trash in just my shorts. They look like boardshorts almost,
so you're not really seeing anything you couldn't see at the beach or at the pool.
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CouncilOfDave
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Posted: 5/6/2012 7:12:55 PM
I tend to leave the house wearing at least shirt, shoes, pants/shorts at all times.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 7:13:09 PM
Nobody can see me outside of my house so it just depends on what I feel like wearing.
LowBeta
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Posted: 5/6/2012 7:20:58 PM
Sufficient to avoid an indecent exposure citation. I'm in ok shape for a guy my age, and my neighbors see me half-naked a lot with the yard work and the cycling and so on. I wear a lot of bike shorts. My mohel buys them for me.
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tc2k11
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Posted: 5/6/2012 7:26:57 PM
Swimming trunks.

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WyattEarp
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Posted: 5/6/2012 7:28:23 PM
T-shirt, shorts
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Posted: 5/6/2012 8:38:36 PM
None. My nearest neighbor is a horse and she's about three hundred yards through the woods.

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ThePatriot556
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Posted: 5/6/2012 8:41:26 PM
Hockey mask.
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