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Posted: 5/6/2012 3:56:57 PM

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So, I've often wondered this. How much clothes do you have to be wearing before you will step out of your house?
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Posted: 5/6/2012 3:57:43 PM
Originally Posted By c0t0d0s0:
So, I've often wondered this. How much clothes do you have to be wearing before you will step out of your house?


Loin cloth.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 3:57:48 PM
boxers, to piss.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 3:57:57 PM
Shorts + t-shirt or jeans + t-shirt.

I won't go shopping in pajamas, wife beaters, shirtless, etc. like some folks.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 3:59:45 PM
Cut-offs.

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Posted: 5/6/2012 3:59:48 PM
I'll go out in just my underwear at times.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 3:59:52 PM
I've walked out the front door nude and pissed off the porch at noon, on more than one occasion!
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:02:08 PM
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If it's dark enough I'll wander to the car or the trash in boxers. If anyone's going to see me, or there's a chance I'll encounter a critter that may lead to visibility, Not without pants
ETA question sounds gay though
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:04:33 PM
No less than a pair of jeans and a t-shirt.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:06:16 PM
When I lived in Hollywood (89-96) I once went to a local liquor store with my GF (stripper). I wore nothing but boxers and cowboy boots, she wore a g-string, bra, and pumps.

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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:06:37 PM
I feel naked if I have shorts, a t shirt and sandles on.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:06:38 PM
To do what? My standard dress is shorts and a shirt. My morning to go outside and get the paper (and piss on the way) is usually boxers.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:06:41 PM
Ill go out in one tube sock and bare feet...
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:07:11 PM
I don't wear boxer shorts, but I do wear comfortable athletic shorts and no shirt around the house in summer––-this is Florida. I will go outside and check the mail in just those shorts and flip-flops, but if I am asnwering the door or going to talk to a neighbor, I will put on a T shirt.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:08:54 PM
Originally Posted By Michael:
No less than a pair of jeans and a t-shirt.
Same. Got some large scars on my torso that I am VERY self-conscous about.

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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:10:29 PM
Out of the house, as in my own yard, thong. Out to a store or someplace, no less than cut off jean shorts and a wife beater with cowboy boots.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:10:36 PM
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I'll occasionally go out in my birthday suit:

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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:11:31 PM
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If I'm just taking a trash bag to the bin by the garage or just stepping into the backyard for a second, I might just wear boxers. Anything more, and I'll be wearing a shirt, pants, and shoes.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:13:19 PM
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:14:18 PM
Boxers for me.



Originally Posted By turb06le240:
Ill go out in one tube sock and bare feet...


Originally Posted By fiver: For instance, when I want a decent blowjob I visit a prostitute. I don't tear into the local tire store and then walk out of there angry because they sold me tires when I was looking to get my dick wet.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:14:22 PM
Originally Posted By Capt-Planet:
I'll occasionally go out in my birthday suit:

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You were born in a hipster / poorly tailored black suit and elf shoes?
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:14:36 PM
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Merkin


I knew they came back into style!
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:14:53 PM
Around the house, shorts and a tee. Off property, collared shirt minimum. No matter what, footwear I can run in.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:15:03 PM

Originally Posted By andrasik:
Shorts + t-shirt or jeans + t-shirt.

I won't go shopping in pajamas, wife beaters, shirtless, etc. like some folks.

thank you.

Why can't more people understand this simple logic. The PJ bottom trend is saddening...
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:16:01 PM
Raincoat, jockstrap and sneakers.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:22:09 PM
I'll step out to grab the mail or paper in boxers. If I'm gonna take out the trash I'll throw on a shirt of some variety. Beyond that, at least shorts and a shirt, even if said shirt is a wifebeater. At the beach or pool, that shirt comes off.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:23:53 PM
Cod piece.


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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:25:26 PM
Depends on the weather
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:25:49 PM
Originally Posted By basicAR:
Boxers for me.



Originally Posted By turb06le240:
Ill go out in one tube sock and bare feet...

http://clean.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/happy-i-see-what-you-did-there.png


Keen eye you have there, lol...
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:26:35 PM
Originally Posted By turb06le240:
Originally Posted By basicAR:
Boxers for me.



Originally Posted By turb06le240:
Ill go out in one tube sock and bare feet...

http://clean.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/happy-i-see-what-you-did-there.png


Keen eye you have there, lol...

Meat gazer?

Originally posted by Keith_J:
Then think how hard it would be jerking off with half a hand. And then think about how hard it would be to jerk off blind with half a hand in prison. You will be someone's bitch.

Don't fuck with explosives.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:27:14 PM
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:27:29 PM
Board shorts or work out shorts, no shirt all the time. Then again I live in Florida, it's not uncommon.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:29:56 PM
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:30:24 PM
I make it a game to run out and piss on my front lawn in the morning, totally naked, without being seen.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:30:27 PM
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Unless I'm at a beach or swimming pool - shoes, socks, underwear, pants (shorts are occasionally acceptable in summer), & shirt. If leaving my yard there is more, but those are the minimum
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:31:02 PM
Shorts and a shirt, I've got a gut though.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:32:31 PM
Originally Posted By Waveform:
I make it a game to run out and piss on my front lawn in the morning, totally naked, without being seen.


In some states you could end up on the sex offender registry, not worth it.

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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:34:30 PM
Originally Posted By Waveform:
I make it a game to run out and piss on my front lawn in the morning, totally naked, without being seen.


You should have that mole checked.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:35:32 PM
Originally Posted By goldtop:
Around the house, shorts and a tee. Off property, collared shirt minimum. No matter what, footwear I can run fight in.

I can run in flip flops if I must.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:37:05 PM
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By Capt-Planet:
I'll occasionally go out in my birthday suit:

http://www1.pictures.stylebistro.com/pc/Chris+Hemsworth+Suits+Men+Suit+n6_L13bMKS7l.jpg


You were born in a hipster / poorly tailored black suit and elf shoes?


Correct.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:39:17 PM
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:41:05 PM
I won't go out unless I'm fully dressed (although I often step out barefoot if I'm not going anywhere; I just like being barefoot and walking around outside like that doesn't bother my feet at all). I think it's simply not proper to do so under the preponderance of circumstances. If no one is likely to see me and I just have to bring in the trash or get something from my car I may go out in less clothing, though.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:41:15 PM
My boys and I live on 3200 acres, nearest neighbor is several miles away and the house sits 4000' from the road with 1/2 mile of pine forest in between.

That being said, I generally won't go outside without at least a pair of boxers. In the middle of summer, this part of Texas is about 8 feet from the sun and I'm not wiling to risk even a mild case of pecker burn.
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Pasties, a Speedo and a pair of those fake glasses with the rubber nose and a moustache.
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shorts and a t-shirt
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:43:29 PM
Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
boxers, to piss.


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There are some nights in the summer when the dogs need to go out that I will walk around the back yard naked.
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Arfcommers go out of the house?
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:45:56 PM
Originally Posted By andrasik:
Shorts + t-shirt or jeans + t-shirt.

I won't go shopping in pajamas, wife beaters, shirtless, etc. like some folks.


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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:46:01 PM
Around the house, gym shorts no shirt

Anywhere else. shorts and t-shirt
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