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Posted: 5/6/2012 2:20:02 AM EST
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BTW: I didn't have any hangups about smaller folks, as my family were friends with the Troyers, including Verne, who was my brothers' buddy. Verne Troyer is better known as Mini-Me. When you see him every day, it doesn't seem strange after a short while. He was one of the gang, not a freak.

On the other hand, I'd love to give Bridget the Midget a whirl, using suitable prophylaxis... Porta-Juggy for the win!

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Bridget is a dwarf, not a midget.

Midgets are normally-proportioned little people: in the proper setting you couldn't tell them from "normal" folks.

Dwarves suffer from a condition that stunts the growth of their limbs, so the limbs become deformed. Their trunk (torso) is (usually) normal though.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 2:20:59 AM EST
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I am married to a little person. The term midget is offensive.


So you're married to a black little person?
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Posted: 5/6/2012 2:46:19 AM EST
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Originally Posted By gopeterson:
I am married to a little person. The term midget is offensive.


So you're married to a black little person?


She prefers the term non-pigmentally challenged little person.
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I used to date a midget/dwarf/little person. I was nutz over her.
































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Posted: 5/6/2012 2:52:34 AM EST
No but I partied with a bunch in Chicago one time( some sort of midget convention i,stayed at same hotel). Holy shit those little fuckers can party. Had a great time and they were really cool guys and girls.They absolutely destroyed the place,put a couple of shots of tequila in them and BAM.

At one point in the night it reminded me of the movie scene in gremlins,it was a blast. I dislocated my shoulder that night too I still can't figure how it did it.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 2:58:04 AM EST
Dated a girl who was 4-10" for about a month or so. I am 6-0". Closest I ever got.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 3:50:35 AM EST
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41 years of age and I don't think I've ever seen a midget in person.


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Posted: 5/6/2012 3:59:29 AM EST
I have turned down midget pie.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:11:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By gopeterson:
I am married to a little person. The term midget is offensive.

Why is that anyway? Years ago, that was the only term I ever heard used to describe them, aside from 'dwarf' occasionally. I never heard anything else or anyone comment on 'midget' being offensive until just a few years ago. Has it always been considered offensive, or is that a recent change?
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:16:04 AM EST
Nope, but spent a New Years eve one cage dancing with two twin ,hot latino midgets...

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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:21:34 AM EST
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I have turned down midget pie.


You should take her up on the offer and come back and tells us about it, pics would be nice also. hurry back!
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:23:54 AM EST
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Originally Posted By gopeterson:
I am married to a little person. The term midget is offensive.

Why is that anyway? Years ago, that was the only term I ever heard used to describe them, aside from 'dwarf' occasionally. I never heard anything else or anyone comment on 'midget' being offensive until just a few years ago. Has it always been considered offensive, or is that a recent change?


Beats me. Everyone who is different just wants a lot butthurt over what they are called. I was being facetious. I'm not really married to a midget.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:49:47 AM EST
Originally Posted By gopeterson:
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

Originally Posted By gopeterson:
I am married to a little person. The term midget is offensive.

Why is that anyway? Years ago, that was the only term I ever heard used to describe them, aside from 'dwarf' occasionally. I never heard anything else or anyone comment on 'midget' being offensive until just a few years ago. Has it always been considered offensive, or is that a recent change?


Beats me. Everyone who is different just wants a lot butthurt over what they are called. I was being facetious. I'm not really married to a midget.


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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:52:12 AM EST
I dated a midget once. I was nuts over her.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:54:15 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Mech2007:

4'11" is the shortest I've dated, but I'm 6'3" so it looked worse than it was.



+1

I'm 6'2 and have done 4'11 before. Great girl but annoyingly small. Like from a practical standpoint her height just made me uncomfortable. She looked more like my little sister than my gf.

Get this though, I tried to hook her up with one of my boys who is around 5'5. He's a good looking guy but has trouble meeting girls because of his height. Ms. 4'11 tells me "She doesn't date short guys because she doesn't want short children." WTF?! That's when I realized how crazy the dating game is. Apparently all women expect Tier 1 Alpha Male genetics regardless of what they bring to the table themselves. That really sucks for short guys.

Semi-related side note:
I also dated a 6'2 volleyball player and, holy hell, what a ride that was! There is something super hot about a woman that can look you straight in the eyes while you fuck her standing up. I'll take that over the midget any day.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:59:40 AM EST
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Originally Posted By vm1970:
No but I partied with a bunch in Chicago one time( some sort of midget convention i,stayed at same hotel). Holy shit those little fuckers can party. Had a great time and they were really cool guys and girls.They absolutely destroyed the place,put a couple of shots of tequila in them and BAM.

At one point in the night it reminded me of the movie scene in gremlins,it was a blast. I dislocated my shoulder that night too I still can't figure how it did it.


Some sort of throwing or tossing competition perhaps? Like, shot put or javelin throw?
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Posted: 5/6/2012 6:02:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By BeRzErKaS:
Originally Posted By Mech2007:

4'11" is the shortest I've dated, but I'm 6'3" so it looked worse than it was.



+1

I'm 6'2 and have done 4'11 before. Great girl but annoyingly small. Like from a practical standpoint her height just made me uncomfortable. She looked more like my little sister than my gf.

Get this though, I tried to hook her up with one of my boys who is around 5'5. He's a good looking guy but has trouble meeting girls because of his height. Ms. 4'11 tells me "She doesn't date short guys because she doesn't want short children." WTF?! That's when I realized how crazy the dating game is. Apparently all women expect Tier 1 Alpha Male genetics regardless of what they bring to the table themselves. That really sucks for short guys.

Semi-related side note:
I also dated a 6'2 volleyball player and, holy hell, what a ride that was! There is something super hot about a woman that can look you straight in the eyes while you fuck her standing up. I'll take that over the midget any day.

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Posted: 5/6/2012 6:05:12 AM EST

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On my bucket list.

And then you can put them in the bucket!
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Posted: 5/6/2012 6:11:22 AM EST
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Originally Posted By rainman:
On my bucket list.

+1





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I am 6'5 and my ex girlfriend was 4', I think that was close.


She was technically a midget/dwarf then if she was 4 feet tall.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 6:12:30 AM EST
sort of.

I'm just under 6'5", and dated a gal who was (STACKED)
merely 4' 11".

and STACKED.

like the proverbial brick shithouse !
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Posted: 5/6/2012 6:17:15 AM EST
On my bucket list. I saw a truly beautiful black little person just recently. I would have tore that up and happily dated her long term if she had a compatible personality. BTW I'm 5'8" so < 4'10" doesn't really feel that short to me.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 6:18:55 AM EST
Originally Posted By gopeterson:
Originally Posted By Oliver:
Originally Posted By gopeterson:
I am married to a little person. The term midget is offensive.


So you're married to a black little person?


She prefers the term non-pigmentally challenged little person.


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Posted: 5/6/2012 6:40:03 AM EST
If 4'10" is a midget/dwarf then change my no vote to a yes.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 6:44:39 AM EST

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http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/the-midget-story/

Yeah...played out in the movie, too.

Good stuff.

And folks that served in Korea might have good stories, too

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I don't know is 4' 10" qualify as a midget?
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Posted: 5/6/2012 7:02:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By gopeterson:
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

Originally Posted By gopeterson:
I am married to a little person. The term midget is offensive.

Why is that anyway? Years ago, that was the only term I ever heard used to describe them, aside from 'dwarf' occasionally. I never heard anything else or anyone comment on 'midget' being offensive until just a few years ago. Has it always been considered offensive, or is that a recent change?


Beats me. Everyone who is different just wants a lot butthurt over what they are called. I was being facetious. I'm not really married to a midget.


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Posted: 5/6/2012 7:12:33 AM EST
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I dated a midget once. I was nuts over her.


Beat you by 13 posts.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 7:20:12 AM EST
Originally Posted By DV8:
Originally Posted By SGocka:
I dated a midget once. I was nuts over her.


Beat you by 13 posts.




Yeah, well I had to break up with mine because she always had her nose in my business.


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Posted: 5/6/2012 7:31:06 AM EST
I am Disapoint with the lack of pics in this thread...


1st one to post pics of themself with a midget chic wins 3 internets... (should be work safe)
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Posted: 5/6/2012 7:43:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By enormjnson:
I have turned down midget pie.

I didn't.

Although, it was a little strange to see her sitting on my couch since she was the first person to sit there
and not have her feet touching the floor.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 7:59:16 AM EST
There used to be a little person-a blonde gal-that worked in the 7-day store at French Creek. I'll go out on a limb and assume she was a dependent.

Not to be flippant, but that would be quite a challenge for a man that wasn't height-impaired. That's true love.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 8:21:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By USMCTanker:
There used to be a little person-a blonde gal-that worked in the 7-day store at French Creek. I'll go out on a limb and assume she was a dependent.

Not to be flippant, but that would be quite a challenge for a man that wasn't height-impaired. That's true love.

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Posted: 5/6/2012 8:23:48 AM EST
GF is 4'11 so i'm border line

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Posted: 5/6/2012 8:32:40 AM EST
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Actually dated?
4'11".
So I guess that doesn't quite qualify.
One of my ex wives is 5' even. Never knew they could compress such a huge pile of evil into a package that short.

I have hung around and partied with women that were shorter, but never dated them.

There is a girl here in town who is really cute. And TINY! The smallest non-dwarf I have ever seen.
She works at Lowes. The first time I met her, I knew she was little because she had to reach up to the register.

Then she had to come out from behind the counter to get something, AND SHE HAD BEEN STANDING ON A BOX!!!

No, I never asked her exactly how tall she was. But she's well under 4', probably closer to 3'6" or less.

And cute as a button!
And yes, yes I would.

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Posted: 5/6/2012 8:34:26 AM EST
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Got set up on a blind date with one. It was short.


Sounds like she had really had it going on.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 8:36:00 AM EST
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No. My shortest was 4'10". Oddly enough, she had huge tits (yes they were real).



Same here, too bad she was fucking crazy, fun times!

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Posted: 5/6/2012 8:39:38 AM EST
A lot of the hispanic girls here are under 5ft tall.. but they tehnd to be chunky and not terribly attractive. maybe 1 out of 10 is bangable.

Depends on whether her belly sticks out further than the bewbs do.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 8:45:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By gopeterson:
I am married to a little person. The term midget is offensive.

It's a definition of the type...shouldn't be offensive.

Well..the couple I've met didn't care anyway
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Posted: 5/6/2012 8:54:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By WRENCH_HEAD:
GF is 4'11 so i'm border line

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Shes is a hottie though!!!

You did good man...
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Posted: 5/6/2012 8:59:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By TerryC:
Actually dated?
4'11".
So I guess that doesn't quite qualify.
One of my ex wives is 5' even. Never knew they could compress such a huge pile of evil into a package that short.

I have hung around and partied with women that were shorter, but never dated them.

There is a girl here in town who is really cute. And TINY! The smallest non-dwarf I have ever seen.
She works at Lowes. The first time I met her, I knew she was little because she had to reach up to the register.

Then she had to come out from behind the counter to get something, AND SHE HAD BEEN STANDING ON A BOX!!!

No, I never asked her exactly how tall she was. But she's well under 4', probably closer to 3'6" or less.

And cute as a button!
And yes, yes I would.


Work that shit, man....
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Posted: 5/6/2012 9:10:00 AM EST
Smallest was a proportioned 4'6". Fucking spinner!!!!!
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Posted: 5/6/2012 9:31:32 AM EST
Does a bald albino quadruple amputee midget count?
I'd wreck that ass like a drunk, Asian elderly woman in an out of control Lamborghini crashing into a drum set with a retard on the hood.

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Posted: 5/6/2012 9:32:08 AM EST
I am 5'3" and my wife is 5'9". Makes playing with the boobs easier.
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