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Posted: 5/6/2012 10:36:54 AM EDT
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What height is considered a midget? Most women are shorter than me.
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Posted: 5/6/2012 10:46:31 AM EDT
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41 years of age and I don't think I've ever seen a midget in person. 
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Posted: 5/6/2012 10:47:43 AM EDT
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I once "dated" (well, FWB would be a better description) gal who was 4',4". The freakiest woman I have ever known. Nothing was off limits with her. She loved to play dress up. School Girl, etc. I thought I was crossing the line, when I asked if she had a Keebler Elf costume...She was way ahead of me on that. Should have asked about the Oompa Loompa costume. And I'd bet she had one! She has a vibrator I was afraid would split her in half..
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Posted: 5/6/2012 10:54:16 AM EDT
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I dated a girl that was 4'2" but had a regular body ,just tiny maybe 60-70lbs.
didn't last long because I always felt I was banging an 8 year old girl and in public people would give me hard looks she was 28 . |
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Posted: 5/6/2012 12:22:42 PM EDT
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I used to date a midget/dwarf/little person. I was nutz over her. 
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Posted: 5/6/2012 12:26:10 PM EDT
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4'11" is the shortest I've dated, but I'm 6'3" so it looked worse than it was. +1 I'm 6'2 and have done 4'11 before. Great girl but annoyingly small. Like from a practical standpoint her height just made me uncomfortable. She looked more like my little sister than my gf. Get this though, I tried to hook her up with one of my boys who is around 5'5. He's a good looking guy but has trouble meeting girls because of his height. Ms. 4'11 tells me "She doesn't date short guys because she doesn't want short children." WTF?!  That's when I realized how crazy the dating game is. Apparently all women expect Tier 1 Alpha Male genetics regardless of what they bring to the table themselves. That really sucks for short guys.
Semi-related side note: I also dated a 6'2 volleyball player and, holy hell, what a ride that was! There is something super hot about a woman that can look you straight in the eyes while you fuck her standing up. I'll take that over the midget any day. I am 5'7", my ex-wife is 6'2". I didn't looking her in the "eyes" all of the time. |
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Posted: 5/6/2012 12:28:02 PM EDT
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I dated a girl that was 4'2" but had a regular body ,just tiny maybe 60-70lbs. didn't last long because I always felt I was banging an 8 year old girl and in public people would give me hard looks she was 28 . |
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Posted: 5/6/2012 4:53:30 PM EDT
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It's her fucking stage name. Get over yourself. I know little people like to be called little people, as I grew up with the world's most famous little person, for Pete's sake.
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BTW: I didn't have any hangups about smaller folks, as my family were friends with the Troyers, including Verne, who was my brothers' buddy. Verne Troyer is better known as Mini-Me. When you see him every day, it doesn't seem strange after a short while. He was one of the gang, not a freak. On the other hand, I'd love to give Bridget the Midget a whirl, using suitable prophylaxis...  Porta-Juggy for the win!
(DON'T tell SWMBO) Bridget is a dwarf, not a midget. Midgets are normally-proportioned little people: in the proper setting you couldn't tell them from "normal" folks. Dwarves suffer from a condition that stunts the growth of their limbs, so the limbs become deformed. Their trunk (torso) is (usually) normal though. |
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