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Posted: 4/17/2012 3:40:02 PM EDT
Just checking.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:40:37 PM EDT
[#1]
Next to the flight line.
 
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:40:52 PM EDT
[#2]
They're metric now.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:41:16 PM EDT
[#3]
Don't know.  But we have a shit ton of flight line laying around
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:42:10 PM EDT
[#4]
They make chem light batteries now
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:42:11 PM EDT
[#5]
get me some K-9P lubricant while youre at it
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:42:19 PM EDT
[#6]
I'd like to get some of that stuff that made run ways out of for a spot for my camper at my new BOL

 



ETA: marsden matting
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:42:44 PM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:


Next to the flight line.  


Interesting...but good Sir, where exactly is the flight line?

 
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:42:59 PM EDT
[#8]
Across from the boxes of reticles, cans of A.I.R., and fallopian tubes.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:43:00 PM EDT
[#9]
By the bottles of prop wash.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:43:07 PM EDT
[#10]
NSN number close to Blinker Fluid and HMMWV keys.
 
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:43:34 PM EDT
[#11]
Yup. Just be sure to requisition them using the ID-10T form....


 
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:44:03 PM EDT
[#12]
They only work with left handed wrenches.

Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:46:01 PM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Next to the flight line.  


Interesting...but good Sir, where exactly is the flight line?  


Next to the blinker fluid to the right of the spare reflective belt sizing tool.



 
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:47:00 PM EDT
[#14]
Right next to the can of squelch and the tubes of elbow grease.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:47:05 PM EDT
[#15]
Yes, the PRC E-8 is in charge of issuing those.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:47:12 PM EDT
[#16]
When they go to pick them up ensure they pickup a roadwheel pressure gauge as well.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:47:25 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
They're metric now.


um, when were they not?  

Do clankers still have butter bars jump up and down on top of a track to test the shocks?
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:48:37 PM EDT
[#18]
I am pretty sure they only have the E-9 grid squares.    In maintenance they are on a hand receipt with the L shaped clutch aligning tools   Tip do not send to newbie shop officer to the shop office for said grid squares ,
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:50:11 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
They're metric now.


um, when were they not?  

Do clankers still have butter bars jump up and down on top of a track to test the shocks?


They do this and then check for soft spots in the armor with a hammer.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:50:50 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:

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Next to the flight line.  

Interesting...but good Sir, where exactly is the flight line?  


Right across the street from the drop zone. You'll need keys, though.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:51:03 PM EDT
[#21]
Go ask gunny if he knows where to find a prc e7
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:51:40 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Across from the boxes of reticles, cans of A.I.R., and fallopian tubes.


Under no circumstances is ANYBODY allowed to tell me about the time I called a nurse that I knew to come to our battery supply room to bring a set of fallopian tubes to the RADAR section.

Even my crusty old Korean veteran sergeant about shit himself and died laughing.

Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:52:20 PM EDT
[#23]
To get them lined up, be sure and get some relative bearing grease when you visit supply
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:53:19 PM EDT
[#24]
Right next to the M58 and M59 aiming post light chargers.

And the m-252 blankfire adapter..
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:53:25 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
They make chem light batteries now


And canopy lights
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:54:43 PM EDT
[#26]
Not .mil but I had a supervisor, plant managers little brother, looking through catalogs in the front office for over an hour trying to find a metric protractor.
 
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:56:47 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Across from the boxes of reticles, cans of A.I.R., and fallopian tubes.


Under no circumstances is ANYBODY allowed to tell me about the time I called a nurse that I knew to come to our battery supply room to bring a set of fallopian tubes to the RADAR section.

Even my crusty old Korean veteran sergeant about shit himself and died laughing.




The kid we sent after them said "Well, they got vampire pumps and donkey dicks, I thought it was real".
Hard to argue with that logic .
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:57:34 PM EDT
[#28]
Saw a stack next to the roll of order wire
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:59:31 PM EDT
[#29]
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Not .mil but I had a supervisor, plant managers little brother, looking through catalogs in the front office for over an hour trying to find a metric protractor.  


That's the one in radians, right?  
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:59:48 PM EDT
[#30]
Right next to the tracer paint, and PRC-E8's pronounced prick E-8's.
 
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 3:59:57 PM EDT
[#31]
Right next to the BA-1100-Novembers, the spools of azimuths, and the rolls of gun target line.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:00:05 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Not .mil but I had a supervisor, plant managers little brother, looking through catalogs in the front office for over an hour trying to find a metric protractor.  



They are calibrated in mils.

Seriously.

Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:04:55 PM EDT
[#33]
On deployment in Japan (50hz power) I sent my truly an idiot airman to get some 50hz batteries for the shop clock so it would keep good time.
 
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:04:58 PM EDT
[#34]
Right behind where the 5 gallon buckets of steam used to be stacked
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:05:42 PM EDT
[#35]
I don't know about that but there is plenty of chem light fluid.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:07:50 PM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:


I don't know about that but there is plenty of chem light fluid.


Next to the frequency grease?

 
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:11:36 PM EDT
[#37]
When I was a 0001 In Flight Sabot Repair Technician we had tons of sabot tape.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:14:08 PM EDT
[#38]
Make sure you fill out your Prick E-4 paperwork when turning them back into the tool room NCO.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:14:08 PM EDT
[#39]
That reminds me, I wonder whatever happened to that Airman I sent to the base clinic for some Fallopian Tubing................
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:16:26 PM EDT
[#40]
Might as well pick up some azimuth solution while you're there.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:18:11 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
NSN number close to Blinker Fluid and HMMWV keys.  


I was got with that back in 1991
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:20:01 PM EDT
[#42]
Reminds me of one of my favorite threads where I was more of an asshole than usual......



http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1177540_1914_Mothers__Calendar_.html
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:20:55 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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They're metric now.


um, when were they not?  

Do clankers still have butter bars jump up and down on top of a track to test the shocks?


They do this and then check for soft spots in the armor with a hammer.


Don't forget to collect an exhaust sample
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:21:03 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Right next to the tracer paint, and PRC-E8's pronounced prick E-8's.  


That's better than finding a stack of E-5's
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:22:09 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Right behind where the 5 gallon buckets of steam used to be stacked


And the bags of pnematic fluid
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:22:46 PM EDT
[#46]
I never understood why this is funny.

Oh, they tried it on me when I was a PVT. I as sent to find grid squares or something equally non-existent. I went back to my room and took a nap. Then went to chow and back to my room for another nap. Played some pool in the dayroom. Then toddled back to the motor pool about 15:00.

Nope, couldn't find any. Need me to look for anything else?

I just don't get it.
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:24:43 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Not .mil but I had a supervisor, plant managers little brother, looking through catalogs in the front office for over an hour trying to find a metric protractor.  


That's the one in radians, right?  


When I was working my way through college, in the summers I worked for a pipeline construction company.  

The old hands always told the newbies to go to the tool man and get some striped paint for the fence posts on the right of way.  

They didn't get me, but they got a bunch of people with that gag.

LC
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:26:08 PM EDT
[#48]
Beside the blinker fluid and below the shelf with the cans of air for the fifth wheel.

jd1
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:26:14 PM EDT
[#49]
I did a shit load of pushups one day by asking our LT to go to supply and getting us a borebrush for the TOW launcher, Sir.
CO thought it was funny as hell. The guys in my plt told me it wasn't one of my better thought out moments. Lt Rock was not amused
Link Posted: 4/17/2012 4:29:27 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
I never understood why this is funny.

Oh, they tried it on me when I was a PVT. I as sent to find grid squares or something equally non-existent. I went back to my room and took a nap. Then went to chow and back to my room for another nap. Played some pool in the dayroom. Then toddled back to the motor pool about 15:00.

Nope, couldn't find any. Need me to look for anything else?

I just don't get it.


Didn't stay a private very long, did you?
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