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Posted: 4/16/2012 1:01:48 AM
THE IMAGE ABOVE IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT It is on netflix now!! Be Well! |
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eastonj
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Posted: 4/16/2012 1:05:32 AM
Enhance your calm.
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Posted: 4/16/2012 1:11:00 AM
I want to have visually simulated sex with Sandra Bullock from that movie.
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freeride21a
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Posted: 4/16/2012 1:13:23 AM
Originally Posted By rightwing87:
I want to have visually simulated sex with Sandra Bullock from that movie. Like!! Her running around in the tight pants the whole movie.. yes please! |
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Lumpy196
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Posted: 4/16/2012 1:14:28 AM
Prophetic vision of the future.
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Posted: 4/16/2012 1:15:40 AM
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freeride21a
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Posted: 4/16/2012 1:16:29 AM
They should make a tile with three raised seashells. When I redo my bathroom I want to have a single one put in next to my TP holder! |
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sharky30
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Posted: 4/16/2012 1:18:17 AM
I always wondered, did the whole country drink the ultra libtard cool aid or just the San Diego-LA area?
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Posted: 4/16/2012 1:32:46 AM
After a quick google search, the mystery has already been solved. Basically you pinch the turd out of your ass with two shells and scrape the remains with the third. There's a hilarious diagram, but I can't post links from my phone. |
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Atomic_Ferret
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Posted: 4/16/2012 1:33:03 AM
Originally Posted By freeride21a:
They should make a tile with three raised seashells. When I redo my bathroom I want to have a single one put in next to my TP holder! If I ever tile my bathroom I am putting a soap holder next to the throne and putting 3 seashells in it. See how many of my guests get it. |
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Posted: 4/16/2012 1:38:38 AM
[Last Edit: 4/16/2012 1:38:55 AM by GatorNation]
Originally Posted By rightwing87:
After a quick google search, the mystery has already been solved. Basically you pinch the turd out of your ass with two shells and scrape the remains with the third. There's a hilarious diagram, but I can't post links from my phone. Haha. Yeah, that came up too when I ran the image search, but I figured it would violate CoC for the man-ass. Too much of that in GD already. 
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Posted: 4/16/2012 5:38:05 AM
I still don't know what the three shells are for...
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srb1976
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Posted: 4/16/2012 5:47:20 AM
[Last Edit: 4/16/2012 5:50:22 AM by srb1976]
"He's finally matched his meet. You really licked his ass."
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stickfigure
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Posted: 4/16/2012 5:48:29 AM
I want one of those Nambu double barrel flare guns.
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Matthew_Q
Certavi et vici
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Posted: 4/16/2012 5:52:56 AM
Originally Posted By rightwing87:
I want to have visually simulated sex with Sandra Bullock from that movie. I want to have real sex with Sandra Bullock from that movie. |
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Posted: 4/16/2012 6:58:50 AM
[Last Edit: 4/16/2012 6:59:18 AM by ED_P]
It's a fun, stupid movie.
I hate to say it, but I even thought Judge Dredd was good in the same way. |
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tboesche
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Posted: 4/16/2012 7:16:10 AM
Resonate some understanding
My go to movie when I'm bored. |
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Howie_Phelterbush
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Posted: 4/16/2012 7:19:40 AM
we had a $1.5 theater when that movie was out. we saw it at least 12 times there my freinds and I.
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packingXDs
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Posted: 4/16/2012 7:22:22 AM
Originally Posted By eastonj: Enhance your calm. What's your boggle? |
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Posted: 4/16/2012 7:23:29 AM
Originally Posted By ED_P:
It's a fun, stupid movie. I hate to say it, but I even thought Judge Dredd was good in the same way. I agree.  |
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fxntime
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Posted: 4/16/2012 7:25:07 AM
Have a happy happy joy joy day everyone, I'm out.
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Posted: 4/16/2012 11:38:13 AM
[Last Edit: 4/16/2012 11:42:31 AM by Erik_the_Red]
I guess you weren't part of the Cocteau Plan.
You're going to regret this the rest of your life - both seconds of it. |
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Posted: 4/16/2012 12:07:59 PM
A favorite of mine as well. Really enjoyed Wesley Snipes's character, had a malevolence and pychopathic wit to him.
Made for a good bad guy  |
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Posted: 4/16/2012 12:13:14 PM
rat burger
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polarbare
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Posted: 4/16/2012 12:13:48 PM
Let's go blow this guy!
Away... Blow this guy... away! |
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Jman78
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Posted: 4/16/2012 12:15:37 PM
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I'm gonna put you in a hurt locker!
 Love that movie also. Watched it too many times to count.
How much do you weigh ? G11 is now charged....Bang! I love the future! |
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Posted: 4/16/2012 12:28:06 PM
Vagina tape storage FTMFW!
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Posted: 4/16/2012 1:07:04 PM
Once again, a movie the FilmSack podcast covered. This one was a special "Bonus Sack".
"The idea is simple: We create a real-time commentary track that you can play on your headphones while you watch the movie in question. Think director or actor commentary tracks on DVD’s, only less official, and more Film Sacky." http://filmsack.com/2011/05/bonus-sack-commentary-track-for-demolition-man/ Right click, save as (MP3) |
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scorpion12
Yeah, she's HOT. No, it ain't me.
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Posted: 4/16/2012 3:05:31 PM
Every restaurant's now Taco Bell. They won the burger wars.
The damned car turned into a canoli... Sandra in tight pants...  |
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Posted: 4/16/2012 3:08:26 PM
SANDRA!
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CletusRoundbelly
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Posted: 4/16/2012 3:13:39 PM
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We're police officers, we're not trained for this kind of violence!
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Posted: 4/16/2012 3:19:29 PM
Originally Posted By GatorNation:
Originally Posted By rightwing87:
After a quick google search, the mystery has already been solved. Basically you pinch the turd out of your ass with two shells and scrape the remains with the third. There's a hilarious diagram, but I can't post links from my phone. Haha. Yeah, that came up too when I ran the image search, but I figured it would violate CoC for the man-ass. Too much of that in GD already.
no no they are "buttons" that operate some sort of ass cleaning machine |
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Lon_Moer
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Posted: 4/16/2012 3:26:19 PM
Jessie Ventura was great in that movie.
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millfire517
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Posted: 4/16/2012 3:40:18 PM
Originally Posted By eastonj: Enhance your calm. I love saying that to my wife.
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Posted: 4/16/2012 3:50:07 PM
Originally Posted By Fincho:
Originally Posted By GatorNation:
Originally Posted By rightwing87:
After a quick google search, the mystery has already been solved. Basically you pinch the turd out of your ass with two shells and scrape the remains with the third. There's a hilarious diagram, but I can't post links from my phone. Haha. Yeah, that came up too when I ran the image search, but I figured it would violate CoC for the man-ass. Too much of that in GD already.
no no they are "buttons" that operate some sort of ass cleaning machine From Ain't It Cool News interview with Stallone: 9. For the love of all that is good and Holy.
How do you use the 3 seashells?! Louis Saucedo Dallas, Texas OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third. You asked for it…. Be careful what you ask for, sorry. Link to "How to Use the 3 Seashells" diagram (NSFW) |
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Posted: 4/16/2012 4:20:01 PM
my theory keeps your fingers cleaner
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saigamanTX
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Posted: 4/16/2012 4:23:32 PM
Be well.
Be fucked.... Do you have anything else smart to say? I thought not. Yeah I do.....Deadie man! That's who you remind me of! A evil Mr Rodgers. Would someone please kill him he's pissing me off. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/27/2012 1:52:38 PM
Originally Posted By scorpion12:
Every restaurant's now Taco Bell Pizza Hut. FIFY They re-dubbed it and CGI'd the restaurant sign for some non-US releases. Sounds weird, but it's all PepsiCo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpRzusd9Yi8 |
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Posted: 4/27/2012 1:58:48 PM
I miss my 1970 olds 4-4-2.
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Posted: 4/27/2012 1:59:20 PM
Originally Posted By scorpion12:
Every restaurant's now Taco Bell. They won the burger wars. The damned car turned into a canoli... Sandra in tight pants... Franchise wars, not burger wars. |
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Posted: 4/27/2012 1:59:54 PM
Originally Posted By saigamanTX:
Be well. Be fucked.... Do you have anything else smart to say? I thought not. Yeah I do.....Deadie man! That's who you remind me of! A evil Mr Rodgers. Would someone please kill him he's pissing me off. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Teddy bear, not deadie man. |
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Posted: 4/27/2012 2:02:47 PM
My favorite movie of all time.
"Excuse me, Sir. What seems to be your boggle?" |
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