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Posted: 4/15/2012 9:01:48 PM EDT
I freaking love this movie!!!! Lost track of how many times I have seen it!

It is on netflix now!!


Be Well!
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:05:32 PM EDT
Enhance your calm.
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:11:00 PM EDT
I want to have visually simulated sex with Sandra Bullock from that movie.
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:13:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By rightwing87:
I want to have visually simulated sex with Sandra Bullock from that movie.


Like!! Her running around in the tight pants the whole movie.. yes please!
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:14:28 PM EDT
Prophetic vision of the future.
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:15:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:16:29 PM EDT


They should make a tile with three raised seashells.

When I redo my bathroom I want to have a single one put in next to my TP holder!

Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:18:17 PM EDT
I always wondered, did the whole country drink the ultra libtard cool aid or just the San Diego-LA area?
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:32:46 PM EDT

After a quick google search, the mystery has already been solved.

Basically you pinch the turd out of your ass with two shells and scrape the remains with the third.

There's a hilarious diagram, but I can't post links from my phone.
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:33:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By freeride21a:


They should make a tile with three raised seashells.

When I redo my bathroom I want to have a single one put in next to my TP holder!



If I ever tile my bathroom I am putting a soap holder next to the throne and putting 3 seashells in it. See how many of my guests get it.

Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:38:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/15/2012 9:38:55 PM EDT by GatorNation]
Originally Posted By rightwing87:

After a quick google search, the mystery has already been solved.

Basically you pinch the turd out of your ass with two shells and scrape the remains with the third.

There's a hilarious diagram, but I can't post links from my phone.



Haha. Yeah, that came up too when I ran the image search, but I figured it would violate CoC for the man-ass. Too much of that in GD already.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 1:38:05 AM EDT
I still don't know what the three shells are for...


Link Posted: 4/16/2012 1:47:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/16/2012 1:50:22 AM EDT by srb1976]
"He's finally matched his meet. You really licked his ass."
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 1:48:29 AM EDT
I want one of those Nambu double barrel flare guns.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 1:52:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rightwing87:
I want to have visually simulated sex with Sandra Bullock from that movie.


I want to have real sex with Sandra Bullock from that movie.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 2:58:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/16/2012 2:59:18 AM EDT by ED_P]
It's a fun, stupid movie.

I hate to say it, but I even thought Judge Dredd was good in the same way.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 3:16:10 AM EDT
Resonate some understanding

My go to movie when I'm bored.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 3:19:40 AM EDT
we had a $1.5 theater when that movie was out. we saw it at least 12 times there my freinds and I.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 3:22:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By eastonj:
Enhance your calm.

What's your boggle?
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 3:23:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ED_P:
It's a fun, stupid movie.

I hate to say it, but I even thought Judge Dredd was good in the same way.


I agree.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 3:25:07 AM EDT
Have a happy happy joy joy day everyone, I'm out.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 7:38:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/16/2012 7:42:31 AM EDT by Erik_the_Red]
I guess you weren't part of the Cocteau Plan.


You're going to regret this the rest of your life - both seconds of it.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 8:07:59 AM EDT
A favorite of mine as well. Really enjoyed Wesley Snipes's character, had a malevolence and pychopathic wit to him.
Made for a good bad guy
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 8:13:14 AM EDT
rat burger
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 8:13:48 AM EDT
Let's go blow this guy!

Away... Blow this guy... away!
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 8:15:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/16/2012 8:16:16 AM EDT by Jman78]
I'm gonna put you in a hurt locker! Love that movie also. Watched it too many times to count.


How much do you weigh ?


G11 is now charged....Bang! I love the future!
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 8:28:06 AM EDT
Vagina tape storage FTMFW!
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 9:07:04 AM EDT
Once again, a movie the FilmSack podcast covered. This one was a special "Bonus Sack".

"The idea is simple: We create a real-time commentary track that you can play on your headphones while you watch the movie in question. Think director or actor commentary tracks on DVD’s, only less official, and more Film Sacky."


http://filmsack.com/2011/05/bonus-sack-commentary-track-for-demolition-man/

Right click, save as (MP3)

Link Posted: 4/16/2012 11:05:31 AM EDT
Every restaurant's now Taco Bell. They won the burger wars.

The damned car turned into a canoli...

Sandra in tight pants...
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 11:08:26 AM EDT
SANDRA!
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 11:13:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/16/2012 11:14:38 AM EDT by CletusRoundbelly]
We're police officers, we're not trained for this kind of violence!
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 11:19:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GatorNation:
Originally Posted By rightwing87:

After a quick google search, the mystery has already been solved.

Basically you pinch the turd out of your ass with two shells and scrape the remains with the third.

There's a hilarious diagram, but I can't post links from my phone.



Haha. Yeah, that came up too when I ran the image search, but I figured it would violate CoC for the man-ass. Too much of that in GD already.


no no they are "buttons" that operate some sort of ass cleaning machine
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 11:26:19 AM EDT
Jessie Ventura was great in that movie.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 11:40:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By eastonj:
Enhance your calm.

I love saying that to my wife.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 11:50:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Fincho:
Originally Posted By GatorNation:
Originally Posted By rightwing87:

After a quick google search, the mystery has already been solved.

Basically you pinch the turd out of your ass with two shells and scrape the remains with the third.

There's a hilarious diagram, but I can't post links from my phone.



Haha. Yeah, that came up too when I ran the image search, but I figured it would violate CoC for the man-ass. Too much of that in GD already.


no no they are "buttons" that operate some sort of ass cleaning machine

From Ain't It Cool News interview with Stallone:
9. For the love of all that is good and Holy.

How do you use the 3 seashells?!

Louis Saucedo
Dallas, Texas


OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third. You asked for it…. Be careful what you ask for, sorry.

Link to "How to Use the 3 Seashells" diagram (NSFW)
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 12:20:01 PM EDT
my theory keeps your fingers cleaner
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 12:23:32 PM EDT
Be well.
Be fucked....

Do you have anything else smart to say? I thought not.
Yeah I do.....Deadie man!

That's who you remind me of! A evil Mr Rodgers.
Would someone please kill him he's pissing me off.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 4/27/2012 9:52:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By scorpion12:
Every restaurant's now Taco Bell Pizza Hut.


FIFY

They re-dubbed it and CGI'd the restaurant sign for some non-US releases. Sounds weird, but it's all PepsiCo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpRzusd9Yi8
Link Posted: 4/27/2012 9:58:48 AM EDT
I miss my 1970 olds 4-4-2.
Link Posted: 4/27/2012 9:59:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By scorpion12:
Every restaurant's now Taco Bell. They won the burger wars.

The damned car turned into a canoli...

Sandra in tight pants...


Franchise wars, not burger wars.
Link Posted: 4/27/2012 9:59:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By saigamanTX:
Be well.
Be fucked....

Do you have anything else smart to say? I thought not.
Yeah I do.....Deadie man!

That's who you remind me of! A evil Mr Rodgers.
Would someone please kill him he's pissing me off.

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Teddy bear, not deadie man.
Link Posted: 4/27/2012 10:02:47 AM EDT
My favorite movie of all time.

"Excuse me, Sir. What seems to be your boggle?"
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