|Originally Posted By Fincho:
Originally Posted By GatorNation:
Originally Posted By rightwing87:
After a quick google search, the mystery has already been solved.
Basically you pinch the turd out of your ass with two shells and scrape the remains with the third.
There's a hilarious diagram, but I can't post links from my phone.
Haha. Yeah, that came up too when I ran the image search, but I figured it would violate CoC for the man-ass. Too much of that in GD already.
no no they are "buttons" that operate some sort of ass cleaning machine
From Ain't It Cool News interview with Stallone:
9. For the love of all that is good and Holy.
How do you use the 3 seashells?!
OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third. You asked for it…. Be careful what you ask for, sorry.
Link to "How to Use the 3 Seashells" diagram (NSFW)