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Posted: 4/14/2012 12:29:12 PM
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ArmyAirborne
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Posted: 4/14/2012 12:55:55 PM
Originally Posted By tominjax: Some good stuff here. Enjoy...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsamwOs2slI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEvsr97b0WYLulz. "I just fucking shot myself!... Son of a bitch I just shot myself..." |
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ar154all
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Posted: 4/14/2012 12:58:35 PM
OP, thanks for the laugh, me and my boys were sitting here literally laughing our asses off!
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tc2k11
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:07:05 PM
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I'm not sure I can finish watching this stuff.
ETA: The guy plugging something into two outlets was hilarious, though. 
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:10:11 PM
Yah, some of them didn't make it. Play stupid games and all.
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WayneD
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:18:39 PM
What is the guy doing at 3:58 in the second video? It looks like he's at a table and it sounds like some kind of saw running.
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Dragracer
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:20:38 PM
Originally Posted By WayneD: What is the guy doing at 3:58 in the second video? It looks like he's at a table and it sounds like some kind of saw running. Yah I couldn't figure that out either. Looked like he had a deli slicing electric knife c-clamped to the table and he was trying to shave with it. Looked like he had shaving cream on to me. |
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RED_5
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:22:15 PM
dang, I had to cringe and say "fuck" quite a few times..
video cameras, they amplify the stupidity when ever one is recording. |
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jrinfoley
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:23:58 PM
A lot of those people got injured some of them probably got serious injuries. WTF were they thinking?
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TARFUN
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:29:16 PM
Stupidity should be painful!
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6winchester2
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:30:54 PM
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I was in a big box store once, in line to check out, and you know how stores have those 3' high chrome railings that they use in the checkout areas to keep the cattle flowing in the right direction?
Well, some teenaged kid who worked there decided to take a running start and try to leap over one of those railings, with myself and about ten other people in line having a front row seat for this amateur Olympic event. He makes his flying leap, and one of his feet does NOT clear the railing. Bad move. When he caught his foot in mid air, it caused him to fall face FIRST onto the tiled cement floor. God DAMN that must have hurt.    |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:31:20 PM
LoL, thread title did not mislead
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:33:59 PM
Originally Posted By ArmyAirborne:
Originally Posted By tominjax:
Some good stuff here. Enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsamwOs2slI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEvsr97b0WY
Lulz. "I just fucking shot myself!... Son of a bitch I just shot myself..." Without even watching the videos I'm going to guess that that was Tex Grebner. |
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6winchester2
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:42:06 PM
Originally Posted By Gunnerpalace:
Originally Posted By ArmyAirborne:
Originally Posted By tominjax:
Some good stuff here. Enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsamwOs2slI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEvsr97b0WY
Lulz. "I just fucking shot myself!... Son of a bitch I just shot myself..." Without even watching the videos I'm going to guess that that was Tex Grebner. It was, indeed, the immortal Tex Grebner.  |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:42:47 PM
My favorites:
The two outlets the guy lighting his friends scalp on fire the guy hitting himself with the guitar |
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DamascusKnifemaker
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:48:57 PM
How many of these idiots met Darwin afterwards?
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6winchester2
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:50:00 PM
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Originally Posted By DamascusKnifemaker:
How many of these idiots met Darwin afterwards? I'm pretty sure you saw at least two deaths in the first video (scaffold that hits the overhead power line, and para-sailing dude whose parasail does not deploy before he hits the river). Maybe more. ETA: Not sure if I have the proper term with "parasailing." |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:52:33 PM
On half this shit I can't even see the ideal outcome they were picturing in their mind.
Like the guy who did a back flip off a roof from two stories up at 3:25 on the second video...exactly what was the plan there? I guess this kind of crap is a boon for the wheel chair industry. |
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Dragracer
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:59:50 PM
Originally Posted By 6winchester2: Originally Posted By DamascusKnifemaker: How many of these idiots met Darwin afterwards? I'm pretty sure you saw at least two deaths in the first video (scaffold that hits the overhead power line, and para-sailing dude whose parasail does not deploy before he hits the river). Maybe more. In the first one the guy that was holding something that the J-3 was gonna come by and hit or pick up was probably toast. Also the para-sailing dude looked like he was in a squirrel suit to me but he never dove to get forward motion and then fly forward reducing his descent rate to land safely in the water. Instead he just plummeted like a rock. |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:05:11 PM
[Last Edit: 4/14/2012 2:06:06 PM by Mastadon]
Originally Posted By woodsie:
On half this shit I can't even see the ideal outcome they were picturing in their mind. Like the guy who did a back flip off a roof from two stories up at 3:25 on the second video...exactly what was the plan there? I guess this kind of crap is a boon for the wheel chair industry. I am amazed at how, when someone is about to do something with no possible good outcome, everyone's laughing and in a great mood. Then, when the inevitable happens, it's suddenly "Oh my God!" and assorted, stunned profanity. Are folks so stupid that, in a group like that, not one person raises his hand and says, "Hey, guys, maybe we shouldn't do this..." I guess the videos are a pretty thorough answer to that question.  |
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WayneD
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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:11:11 PM
Originally Posted By Dragracer:
Originally Posted By WayneD:
What is the guy doing at 3:58 in the second video? It looks like he's at a table and it sounds like some kind of saw running. Yah I couldn't figure that out either. Looked like he had a deli slicing electric knife c-clamped to the table and he was trying to shave with it. Looked like he had shaving cream on to me. Yeah, I couldn't tell if that was shaving cream or a dust mask. The thing on the table, it looked kind of like a jig saw or a vibrating sander laying on it's side, but it sounds more like a circular saw. First it looks like something happened to the guy's face, then when he was jerking around it looked like something was wrong with his hand or arm. |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:11:59 PM
It's a good thing stupid hurts sometimes. A lot.
Sadly...most of them will do shit that stupid over and over again.... |
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WayneD
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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:18:36 PM
Originally Posted By Dragracer:
Originally Posted By 6winchester2:
Originally Posted By DamascusKnifemaker:
How many of these idiots met Darwin afterwards? I'm pretty sure you saw at least two deaths in the first video (scaffold that hits the overhead power line, and para-sailing dude whose parasail does not deploy before he hits the river). Maybe more. In the first one the guy that was holding something that the J-3 was gonna come by and hit or pick up was probably toast. Also the para-sailing dude looked like he was in a squirrel suit to me but he never dove to get forward motion and then fly forward reducing his descent rate to land safely in the water. Instead he just plummeted like a rock. There were a couple who jumped from one rooftop to another only to go through the second one; then the guy who fell through the sky light. Any of those could have died. |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:19:00 PM
Originally Posted By 6winchester2:
Originally Posted By DamascusKnifemaker:
How many of these idiots met Darwin afterwards? I'm pretty sure you saw at least two deaths in the first video (scaffold that hits the overhead power line, and para-sailing dude whose parasail does not deploy before he hits the river). Maybe more. ETA: Not sure if I have the proper term with "parasailing." Looked to me like the scaffold guy got lucky. I replayed it. He seems to stagger off. |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:21:47 PM
Originally Posted By RED_5:
dang, I had to cringe and say "fuck" quite a few times.. video cameras, they amplify the stupidity when ever one is recording. This. |
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Bob243
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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:27:21 PM
I made it as far as the fucktard fucking with the lathe.. WTF
 copy and paste yourself. This will turn your stomach. You have been warned. http://www.silencertalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=41444 |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:31:34 PM
anyone seen(or know where i could find) the video of the middle eastern looking guy diving off the dock into the water and splits his face in two?
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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:31:58 PM
Originally Posted By woodsie:
On half this shit I can't even see the ideal outcome they were picturing in their mind. Like the guy who did a back flip off a roof from two stories up at 3:25 on the second video...exactly what was the plan there? I guess this kind of crap is a boon for the wheel chair industry. 
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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:35:24 PM
[Last Edit: 4/14/2012 2:37:35 PM by robplumm]
Originally Posted By Bob243: I made it as far as the fucktard fucking with the lathe.. WTF copy and paste yourself. This will turn your stomach. You have been warned. http://www.silencertalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=41444 Should have listened. That will NOT buff out. |
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tc556guy
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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:35:41 PM
Stupid people who hurt themselves by being dumb.
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GiggleSmith
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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:44:42 PM
Originally Posted By jrinfoley:
What makes you think they were thinking.
A lot of those people got injured some of them probably got serious injuries. WTF were they thinking? The really scary part of those videos was that most of them were done stone cold sober. 
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ar154all
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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:55:50 PM
Originally Posted By Bob243:
I made it as far as the fucktard fucking with the lathe.. WTF
copy and paste yourself. This will turn your stomach. You have been warned. http://www.silencertalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=41444 Jesus |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 3:10:58 PM
I wonder what the sum total of the medical bills was? |
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Isenhelm
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Posted: 4/14/2012 3:20:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Bob243: You aint shitting man. damn...I made it as far as the fucktard fucking with the lathe.. WTF copy and paste yourself. This will turn your stomach. You have been warned. http://www.silencertalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=41444 To anyone who doesnt handle seeing gore and dismemberment well, that warning is not just a gesture, but it could be a helpful bit of disgust like some of the shit in those videos... even when your not being a jack ass, one false move around equipment and your burger. As far as the rest of those video.. I am so glad I survived the my youth, pre teen and teenage years.... all the stupid shit we used to do... skateboarding had a lot of potential and then hanging out with your friends doing stupid shit it just seemed to escalate.. Jumping off bridges into rivers, off of the house or garage roof into the pool, of of the same roof with our skateboards into the pool... pulling behind cars, motorcycles and snowmobiles on skateboards and sleds or just our boots on the ice... playing with M80/firecrackers... |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 3:46:00 PM
Originally Posted By Bob243:
I made it as far as the fucktard fucking with the lathe.. WTF
copy and paste yourself. This will turn your stomach. You have been warned. http://www.silencertalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=41444  |
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raven
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Posted: 4/14/2012 4:04:51 PM
I see some of them trying to do the same stunt (jump off a short roof onto someone laying supine on a table). There are 4 or 5 of these, does anyone know what they're copying? Was it on Jackass or something?
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Win_88
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Posted: 4/14/2012 4:15:26 PM
Originally Posted By ArmyAirborne:
Originally Posted By tominjax:
Some good stuff here. Enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsamwOs2slI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEvsr97b0WY
Lulz. "I just fucking shot myself!... Son of a bitch I just shot myself..." +100 |
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Win_88
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Posted: 4/14/2012 4:26:14 PM
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Cant figure out what the Dumb Ass with the guitar was doing.
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Gravity_Tester
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Posted: 4/14/2012 4:26:23 PM
I fucking love it when stupid people hurt themselves for my amusement!
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armoredsaint
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Posted: 4/14/2012 4:34:59 PM
best post of the day, lol.
Darwin missed a few that day |
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ArmyAirborne
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Posted: 4/14/2012 4:37:35 PM
Originally Posted By robplumm: Originally Posted By Bob243: I made it as far as the fucktard fucking with the lathe.. WTF copy and paste yourself. This will turn your stomach. You have been warned. http://www.silencertalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=41444 Should have listened. That will NOT buff out. Oh I dunno. Bucket of hot soapy water and some rags and that lathe will be good as new. |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 4:58:41 PM
The guy in the second video jumping off what looks to be a hotel and into a pool is surely in a wheelchair today.
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Posted: 4/14/2012 5:21:02 PM
Originally Posted By raven:
I see some of them trying to do the same stunt (jump off a short roof onto someone laying supine on a table). There are 4 or 5 of these, does anyone know what they're copying? Was it on Jackass or something? common pro wrestling/backyard wrestling stunt |
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ArmyAirborne
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Posted: 4/14/2012 5:36:18 PM
Part 3!
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ArmyAirborne
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Posted: 4/14/2012 5:48:52 PM
Part 4.
Make sure you watch through to the end. "Ta-daa.  " |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 5:53:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Isenhelm: Originally Posted By Bob243: You aint shitting man. damn...I made it as far as the fucktard fucking with the lathe.. WTF copy and paste yourself. This will turn your stomach. You have been warned. http://www.silencertalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=41444 To anyone who doesnt handle seeing gore and dismemberment well, that warning is not just a gesture, but it could be a helpful bit of disgust like some of the shit in those videos... even when your not being a jack ass, one false move around equipment and your burger. As far as the rest of those video.. I am so glad I survived the my youth, pre teen and teenage years.... all the stupid shit we used to do... skateboarding had a lot of potential and then hanging out with your friends doing stupid shit it just seemed to escalate.. Jumping off bridges into rivers, off of the house or garage roof into the pool, of of the same roof with our skateboards into the pool... pulling behind cars, motorcycles and snowmobiles on skateboards and sleds or just our boots on the ice... playing with M80/firecrackers... Only reason I posted it..  Same reason Dad sent it to me when I bought my first lathe. ETA most of the other stuff was hilarious |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 5:58:32 PM
Originally Posted By ArmyAirborne: Part 4. Make sure you watch through to the end. "Ta-daa. " http://youtu.be/OnKdbv0DZzkHis "psychic selection" wasn't worth a fuck |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 6:05:10 PM
Christ, these people are fucking dumb.
Half the time I had to squint my eyes as I couldnt watch someone fucking die. I do admit to loling when the guy stabbed himself with the knife under the cup trick |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 6:10:31 PM
Originally Posted By Dragracer:
Originally Posted By 6winchester2:
Originally Posted By DamascusKnifemaker:
How many of these idiots met Darwin afterwards? I'm pretty sure you saw at least two deaths in the first video (scaffold that hits the overhead power line, and para-sailing dude whose parasail does not deploy before he hits the river). Maybe more. In the first one the guy that was holding something that the J-3 was gonna come by and hit or pick up was probably toast. Also the para-sailing dude looked like he was in a squirrel suit to me but he never dove to get forward motion and then fly forward reducing his descent rate to land safely in the water. Instead he just plummeted like a rock. You're close, that's a clip from Bridge Day 2011, happens every year for BASE jumpers. The guy jumped and then couldn't deploy his main for some reason until it was too late, you can see his pilot chute deploy just before he hit. He actually did survive, though with serious injuries. Here's an older but related article. |
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Posted: 4/14/2012 6:14:40 PM
Had to go back on some of them. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
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RarestRX
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Posted: 4/14/2012 6:35:44 PM
I just wanted to thank the person who thought up the flaming shot. Thank you. Every time I see someone light a shot of Everclear or whatevs, I know that the Lulz are not far behind. |
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