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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 3/29/2012 9:33:55 AM EDT
Another one from You CAN'T make this stuff up file.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/382493-vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum

Link Posted: 3/29/2012 9:39:18 AM EDT


Link Posted: 3/29/2012 9:40:37 AM EDT
A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato."


Typical excuse.

Good thing for him there wasn't a turkey thawing on the table.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 9:50:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 9:51:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kik7K3wMor0


"cunt"

Link Posted: 3/29/2012 10:15:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kik7K3wMor0


Chopsticks? Nice!

I once treated patient who had attempted to pull a toothbrush out of his butt with needle-nose pliers.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 10:22:33 AM EDT
His bullshit story of "hanging curtains in the nude" is equally as creepy

I mean seriously, if there is one activity that you SHOULDN'T be doing in your house naked, it's standing on the sofa full monty, in front of the picture window



Speed



Link Posted: 3/29/2012 10:40:28 AM EDT
My god this happened 1-2 years ago!
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 10:54:41 AM EDT
There once was a fryer from Sheffield, with a potato in his bum,
the doc he tried to remove it, but found it only half done.
So to save his backside knowing much was at stake,
He told a tall tale that to many, would seem only half baked.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 11:06:36 AM EDT


"One in a million shot, Doc..."
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 12:41:19 PM EDT
"Harder! Harder!"



Link Posted: 3/29/2012 12:44:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By zaskar017:


"One in a million shot, Doc..."


Beat me to it!
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 1:11:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/29/2012 1:13:02 PM EDT by CasualObserver]
Originally Posted By speedracer422:
His bullshit story of "hanging curtains in the nude" is equally as creepy

I mean seriously, if there is one activity that you SHOULDN'T be doing in your house naked, it's standing on the sofa full monty, in front of the picture window



Speed





Yeah, that's a pretty shitty excuse.

Still feel bad for him. I bet the whole rectal surgery experience really took the starch out of the old guy.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 1:21:51 PM EDT
Rectum?
NO, NEARLY KILLED EM'!
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 1:35:02 PM EDT
shoulda sent a gerbil up to gnaw it out.
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