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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:33:55 AM EST
Another one from You CAN'T make this stuff up file.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/382493-vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum

Shits the beat out of me.
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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:39:18 AM EST


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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:40:37 AM EST
A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato."


Typical excuse.

Good thing for him there wasn't a turkey thawing on the table.
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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:50:36 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:51:49 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 9:15:53 AM EST
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 9:22:33 AM EST
His bullshit story of "hanging curtains in the nude" is equally as creepy

I mean seriously, if there is one activity that you SHOULDN'T be doing in your house naked, it's standing on the sofa full monty, in front of the picture window



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My god this happened 1-2 years ago!
He said "Yes you did" I said "No I didn't" she said "Yes you did" then I said "Nuh uh" they said "Uh huh" then I said, If it is gonna be that kind of party I'm stickin my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 9:54:41 AM EST
There once was a fryer from Sheffield, with a potato in his bum,
the doc he tried to remove it, but found it only half done.
So to save his backside knowing much was at stake,
He told a tall tale that to many, would seem only half baked.
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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 10:06:36 AM EST


"One in a million shot, Doc..."
I didn't say that...
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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 11:41:19 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 11:44:28 AM EST
Originally Posted By zaskar017:


"One in a million shot, Doc..."


Beat me to it!
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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 12:11:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/29/2012 12:13:02 PM EST by CasualObserver]
Originally Posted By speedracer422:
His bullshit story of "hanging curtains in the nude" is equally as creepy

I mean seriously, if there is one activity that you SHOULDN'T be doing in your house naked, it's standing on the sofa full monty, in front of the picture window



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Yeah, that's a pretty shitty excuse.

Still feel bad for him. I bet the whole rectal surgery experience really took the starch out of the old guy.
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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 12:21:51 PM EST
Rectum?
NO, NEARLY KILLED EM'!
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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 12:35:02 PM EST
shoulda sent a gerbil up to gnaw it out.
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