There once was a fryer from Sheffield, with a potato in his bum,
the doc he tried to remove it, but found it only half done.
So to save his backside knowing much was at stake,
He told a tall tale that to many, would seem only half baked.
[Last Edit: 3/29/2012 12:13:02 PM EST by CasualObserver]
Originally Posted By speedracer422: His bullshit story of "hanging curtains in the nude" is equally as creepy
I mean seriously, if there is one activity that you SHOULDN'T be doing in your house naked, it's standing on the sofa full monty, in front of the picture window
Yeah, that's a pretty shitty excuse.
Still feel bad for him. I bet the whole rectal surgery experience really took the starch out of the old guy.
I'm not one of you, Skippy. Nor am I one of them. I'm just a casual observer, the effete snob upon the hill with the fine wine and the opera glasses, gazing down upon your little battlefield and looking alternately aghast and bemused.