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HellifIknow
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Posted: 3/29/2012 1:33:55 PM
Another one from You CAN'T make this stuff up file.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/382493-vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum

Shits the beat out of me.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 1:40:37 PM
A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato."


Typical excuse.

Good thing for him there wasn't a turkey thawing on the table.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 1:50:36 PM
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Posted: 3/29/2012 1:51:49 PM
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kik7K3wMor0


"cunt"

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Posted: 3/29/2012 2:15:53 PM
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kik7K3wMor0


Chopsticks? Nice!

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Posted: 3/29/2012 2:22:33 PM
His bullshit story of "hanging curtains in the nude" is equally as creepy

I mean seriously, if there is one activity that you SHOULDN'T be doing in your house naked, it's standing on the sofa full monty, in front of the picture window



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Posted: 3/29/2012 2:40:28 PM
My god this happened 1-2 years ago!
He said "Yes you did" I said "No I didn't" she said "Yes you did" then I said "Nuh uh" they said "Uh huh" then I said, If it is gonna be that kind of party I'm stickin my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 2:54:41 PM
There once was a fryer from Sheffield, with a potato in his bum,
the doc he tried to remove it, but found it only half done.
So to save his backside knowing much was at stake,
He told a tall tale that to many, would seem only half baked.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 4:41:19 PM
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Posted: 3/29/2012 4:44:28 PM
Originally Posted By zaskar017:


"One in a million shot, Doc..."


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Posted: 3/29/2012 5:11:16 PM
[Last Edit: 3/29/2012 5:13:02 PM by CasualObserver]
Originally Posted By speedracer422:
His bullshit story of "hanging curtains in the nude" is equally as creepy

I mean seriously, if there is one activity that you SHOULDN'T be doing in your house naked, it's standing on the sofa full monty, in front of the picture window



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Yeah, that's a pretty shitty excuse.

Still feel bad for him. I bet the whole rectal surgery experience really took the starch out of the old guy.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 5:21:51 PM
Rectum?
NO, NEARLY KILLED EM'!
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Posted: 3/29/2012 5:35:02 PM
shoulda sent a gerbil up to gnaw it out.
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