SV650Squid Initial Success or Total Failure Team Member Joined: Jan 2005  TX, USA Posts: 3798 Feedback: 0% (0)	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:18:18 PM THE IMAGE ABOVE IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT I gave it to my wife because a diamond was loose. "Here, you're a girl, so you're in charge of jewelry. Get it fixed, and I'll wear it again." It's been 3-4 years now. She asks tonight, "Do you even know where your wedding ring is?" umm... Fuck no I don't, you had it last. Women...
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Muerte Member Team Member Joined: Sep 2007  FL, USA Posts: 8252 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:18:46 PM time to eject
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TooBigToFail They see me rollin... they hatin... Team Member Joined: May 2009  GA, USA Posts: 3159 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:19:39 PM You have a diamond in your wedding ring
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Dragracer Member Team Member Joined: May 2009  KS, USA Posts: 5494 Feedback: 100% (3) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:20:59 PM Meh, Induction finger remover, I just as soon keep my finger.
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bdgenz Member Joined: Jul 2006  TX, USA Posts: 5662 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:21:24 PM I haven't seen mine in 20 years. Nobody cares.
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rebel_rifle Member Joined: Oct 2001  USA Posts: 6402 Feedback: 100% (2) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:22:55 PM Originally Posted By TooBigToFail: You have a diamond in your wedding ring
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Posted: 3/22/2012 11:23:31 PM [Last Edit: 3/22/2012 11:25:46 PM by --bullseye--] Originally Posted By TooBigToFail: You have a diamond in your wedding ring My dad's wedding ring has tiny little diamonds in a disjointed helical design on the outside of the ring. It's gold too. Wore a white tux, white shoes, and a mustache on his wedding day. That's how they rolled back in the early '80s. This titanium tungsten carbide alloy wedding ring bad-assery is a relatively recent development.

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0311Hoosier Paying Member Team Member Joined: Feb 2007  VA, USA Posts: 2714 Feedback: 100% (5) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:24:06 PM Originally Posted By bdgenz: I haven't seen mine in 20 years. Nobody cares.
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Chida66 Member Team Member Joined: Mar 2001  TX, USA Posts: 2629 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:24:43 PM Go order a new one. You will find it just after paying for the new ring.
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TheGrayMan Confusion, misdirection, obfuscation Life Member Joined: Apr 2007  USA Posts: 23597 Feedback: 100% (5) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:24:49 PM You're a dead man.
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SV650Squid Initial Success or Total Failure Team Member Joined: Jan 2005  TX, USA Posts: 3799 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:27:05 PM Originally Posted By Muerte: time to eject Nah, she's great in the sack Also, there's not a whole lot of drama, just this.
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SV650Squid Initial Success or Total Failure Team Member Joined: Jan 2005  TX, USA Posts: 3800 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:27:46 PM Originally Posted By TooBigToFail: You have a diamond in your wedding ring Three and it's white gold. She picked it out for me, to be fair.
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SV650Squid Initial Success or Total Failure Team Member Joined: Jan 2005  TX, USA Posts: 3801 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:29:15 PM Originally Posted By Dragracer: Meh, Induction finger remover, I just as soon keep my finger. That's my view too. I can't wear it at work, and don't ride it while I'm on my bike. So that leaves between getting home from work and bed, and weekends.
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teveler Member Joined: Jul 2005  FL, USA Posts: 1024 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:30:28 PM I know where my ex-wife's and mine is... Thinking it is time for a melt down. Gold prices are silly . Marriage is about the kids and a blowjob that happens every five year on a b-day, not about the rings.
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WinstonSmith Taxidea Taxus Team Member Joined: Nov 2002  USA Posts: 22328 Feedback: 100% (2) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:32:16 PM [Last Edit: 3/22/2012 11:32:34 PM by WinstonSmith] Originally Posted By TheGrayMan: You're a dead man. Naah, he's good. She lost it. Any other way, this'd be a big deal. Motherfucker could have lost it and the arm to a fucking crocodile, she'd find a way to at least get a snarky jab in at some point. That's how it works.
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CLICKBANGBANG Buried Susie Derkins under the tire swing. Team Member Joined: May 2008  CA, USA Posts: 7428 Feedback: 100% (41) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:34:17 PM Mine sits in a drawer somewhere. I haven't worn it in a few years.
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SGocka Member Team Member Joined: Sep 2008  CT, USA Posts: 19676 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:35:20 PM Originally Posted By TooBigToFail: You have a diamond in your wedding ring This. Mine is Tungsten Carbide. It was $37 delivered from Amazon. Still looks brand new.
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55sixer Member Joined: Jul 2011  IL, USA Posts: 226 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:37:01 PM She pry put it next to her G spot, let us know if you ever find it.
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SV650Squid Initial Success or Total Failure Team Member Joined: Jan 2005  TX, USA Posts: 3802 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:39:02 PM Originally Posted By SGocka: Originally Posted By TooBigToFail: You have a diamond in your wedding ring This. Mine is Tungsten Carbide. It was $37 delivered from Amazon. Still looks brand new. Mash that in any kind of machine or get in a motorcycle wreck and you're losing that finger.
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SGocka Member Team Member Joined: Sep 2008  CT, USA Posts: 19678 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:41:12 PM Originally Posted By SV650Squid: Originally Posted By SGocka: Originally Posted By TooBigToFail: You have a diamond in your wedding ring This. Mine is Tungsten Carbide. It was $37 delivered from Amazon. Still looks brand new. Mash that in any kind of machine or get in a motorcycle wreck and you're losing that finger. Bullshit.
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armoredsaint Sic vis pacem, para bellum Team Member Joined: Apr 2003  OH, USA Posts: 31730 Feedback: 100% (19) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:42:03 PM Originally Posted By TooBigToFail: You have a diamond in your wedding ring
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Posted: 3/22/2012 11:46:12 PM Originally Posted By Chida66: Go order a new one. You will find it just after paying for the new ring. You laugh... I lost mine and thought I lost it in a customer's oven... even went back and looked inside the oven console and not there... I was more bummed than my bride was, Two years and ringless. Bride buys me a new one and gives it to me for Xmas. I shit you not, THE VERY NEXT DAY ON DECEMBER 26th I found the original one under my truck seat when I was cleaning out the truck to sell it. I asked the bride, "Since I have two rings now, can I have two wives?" ... I got a huge FUCK NO!

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Posted: 3/22/2012 11:47:17 PM Originally Posted By SGocka: Originally Posted By SV650Squid: Originally Posted By SGocka: Originally Posted By TooBigToFail: You have a diamond in your wedding ring This. Mine is Tungsten Carbide. It was $37 delivered from Amazon. Still looks brand new. Mash that in any kind of machine or get in a motorcycle wreck and you're losing that finger. Bullshit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poM423pewRE Well, I'm educated. It was a misconception I've often heard repeated.

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Posted: 3/22/2012 11:50:57 PM Originally Posted By SGocka: Originally Posted By SV650Squid: Originally Posted By SGocka: Originally Posted By TooBigToFail: You have a diamond in your wedding ring This. Mine is Tungsten Carbide. It was $37 delivered from Amazon. Still looks brand new. Mash that in any kind of machine or get in a motorcycle wreck and you're losing that finger. Bullshit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poM423pewRE +1 That actually works.

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GTwannabe Team Member Team Member Joined: Apr 2008  NY, USA Posts: 7323 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:53:21 PM Originally Posted By TooBigToFail: You have a diamond in your wedding ring Relax, they make a cute couple:
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JarheadPatriot THROW THE BUMS OUT! No incumbents in 2012! Team Member Joined: Jan 2006  OH, USA Posts: 11551 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/22/2012 11:55:43 PM Originally Posted By Muerte: time to eject she pawned it for lunch money.
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