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Posted: 3/22/2012 7:18:18 PM EDT
I gave it to my wife because a diamond was loose.  "Here, you're a girl, so you're in charge of jewelry.  Get it fixed, and I'll wear it again."



It's been 3-4 years now.




She asks tonight, "Do you even know where your wedding ring is?"




umm...  Fuck no I don't, you had it last.







Women...
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:18:46 PM EDT
[#1]
time to eject
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:19:39 PM EDT
[#2]
You have a diamond in your wedding ring
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:20:59 PM EDT
[#3]
Meh, Induction finger remover, I just as soon keep my finger.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:21:24 PM EDT
[#4]
I haven't seen mine in 20 years.

Nobody cares.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:22:55 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
You have a diamond in your wedding ring


Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:23:31 PM EDT
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You have a diamond in your wedding ring



My dad's wedding ring has tiny little diamonds in a disjointed helical design on the outside of the ring. It's gold too. Wore a white tux, white shoes, and a mustache on his wedding day. That's how they rolled back in the early '80s.


 



This titanium tungsten carbide alloy wedding ring bad-assery is a relatively recent development.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:24:06 PM EDT
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Quoted:


I haven't seen mine in 20 years.



Nobody cares.






 
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:24:43 PM EDT
[#8]
Go order a new one.

You will find it just after paying for the new ring.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:24:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:25:17 PM EDT
[#10]
And the problem is?...
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:27:05 PM EDT
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Quoted:


time to eject


Nah, she's great in the sack

 



Also, there's not a whole lot of drama, just this.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:27:46 PM EDT
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Quoted:


You have a diamond in your wedding ring


Three and it's white gold.



She picked it out for me, to be fair.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:29:15 PM EDT
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Meh, Induction finger remover, I just as soon keep my finger.


That's my view too.  I can't wear it at work, and don't ride it while I'm on my bike.

 



So that leaves between getting home from work and bed, and weekends.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:30:28 PM EDT
[#14]
I know where my ex-wife's and mine is... Thinking it is time for a melt down. Gold prices are silly . Marriage is about the kids and a blowjob that happens every five year on a b-day, not about the rings.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:32:16 PM EDT
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Quoted:
You're a dead man.


Naah, he's good.  She lost it.  

Any other way, this'd be a big deal.

Motherfucker could have lost it and the arm to a fucking crocodile, she'd find a way to at least get a snarky jab in at some point.  That's how it works.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:34:17 PM EDT
[#16]
Mine sits in a drawer somewhere. I haven't worn it in a few years.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:35:20 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
You have a diamond in your wedding ring


This.

Mine is Tungsten Carbide. It was $37 delivered from Amazon.

Still looks brand new.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:37:01 PM EDT
[#18]
She pry put it next to her G spot, let us know if you ever find it.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:39:02 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:



Quoted:

You have a diamond in your wedding ring




This.



Mine is Tungsten Carbide. It was $37 delivered from Amazon.



Still looks brand new.


Mash that in any kind of machine or get in a motorcycle wreck and you're losing that finger.

 
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:41:12 PM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
You have a diamond in your wedding ring


This.

Mine is Tungsten Carbide. It was $37 delivered from Amazon.

Still looks brand new.

Mash that in any kind of machine or get in a motorcycle wreck and you're losing that finger.  


Bullshit.

Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:42:03 PM EDT
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Quoted:


You have a diamond in your wedding ring






 
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:46:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:47:17 PM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:


Quoted:

You have a diamond in your wedding ring




This.



Mine is Tungsten Carbide. It was $37 delivered from Amazon.



Still looks brand new.


Mash that in any kind of machine or get in a motorcycle wreck and you're losing that finger.  




Bullshit.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poM423pewRE


Well, I'm educated.  It was a misconception I've often heard repeated.

 
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:50:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:53:21 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
You have a diamond in your wedding ring


Relax, they make a cute couple:



Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:55:43 PM EDT
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Quoted:


time to eject


she pawned it for lunch money.

 
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:57:43 PM EDT
[#27]
My wife and I got rings three years into our marriage.  

Small gold bands.  

She still has hers.  Mine is on an EFMB land nav course in upstate New York.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 9:03:24 PM EDT
[#28]
Mines in the ocean, just offshore from Haiti. Don't ask.
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