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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 3/22/2012 7:18:18 PM EDT
I gave it to my wife because a diamond was loose. "Here, you're a girl, so you're in charge of jewelry. Get it fixed, and I'll wear it again."

It's been 3-4 years now.

She asks tonight, "Do you even know where your wedding ring is?"

umm... Fuck no I don't, you had it last.


Women...
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:18:46 PM EDT
time to eject
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:19:39 PM EDT
You have a diamond in your wedding ring
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:20:59 PM EDT
Meh, Induction finger remover, I just as soon keep my finger.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:21:24 PM EDT
I haven't seen mine in 20 years.

Nobody cares.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:22:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TooBigToFail:
You have a diamond in your wedding ring


Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:23:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/22/2012 7:25:46 PM EDT by --bullseye--]

Originally Posted By TooBigToFail:
You have a diamond in your wedding ring

My dad's wedding ring has tiny little diamonds in a disjointed helical design on the outside of the ring. It's gold too. Wore a white tux, white shoes, and a mustache on his wedding day. That's how they rolled back in the early '80s.

This titanium tungsten carbide alloy wedding ring bad-assery is a relatively recent development.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:24:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bdgenz:
I haven't seen mine in 20 years.

Nobody cares.


Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:24:43 PM EDT
Go order a new one.

You will find it just after paying for the new ring.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:24:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:25:17 PM EDT
And the problem is?...
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:27:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Muerte:
time to eject

Nah, she's great in the sack

Also, there's not a whole lot of drama, just this.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:27:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TooBigToFail:
You have a diamond in your wedding ring

Three and it's white gold.

She picked it out for me, to be fair.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:29:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dragracer:
Meh, Induction finger remover, I just as soon keep my finger.

That's my view too. I can't wear it at work, and don't ride it while I'm on my bike.

So that leaves between getting home from work and bed, and weekends.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:30:28 PM EDT
I know where my ex-wife's and mine is... Thinking it is time for a melt down. Gold prices are silly . Marriage is about the kids and a blowjob that happens every five year on a b-day, not about the rings.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:32:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/22/2012 7:32:34 PM EDT by WinstonSmith]
Originally Posted By TheGrayMan:
You're a dead man.


Naah, he's good. She lost it.

Any other way, this'd be a big deal.

Motherfucker could have lost it and the arm to a fucking crocodile, she'd find a way to at least get a snarky jab in at some point. That's how it works.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:34:17 PM EDT
Mine sits in a drawer somewhere. I haven't worn it in a few years.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:35:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TooBigToFail:
You have a diamond in your wedding ring


This.

Mine is Tungsten Carbide. It was $37 delivered from Amazon.

Still looks brand new.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:37:01 PM EDT
She pry put it next to her G spot, let us know if you ever find it.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:39:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SGocka:
Originally Posted By TooBigToFail:
You have a diamond in your wedding ring


This.

Mine is Tungsten Carbide. It was $37 delivered from Amazon.

Still looks brand new.

Mash that in any kind of machine or get in a motorcycle wreck and you're losing that finger.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:41:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SV650Squid:

Originally Posted By SGocka:
Originally Posted By TooBigToFail:
You have a diamond in your wedding ring


This.

Mine is Tungsten Carbide. It was $37 delivered from Amazon.

Still looks brand new.

Mash that in any kind of machine or get in a motorcycle wreck and you're losing that finger.


Bullshit.

Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:42:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TooBigToFail:
You have a diamond in your wedding ring


Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:46:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:47:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SGocka:
Originally Posted By SV650Squid:

Originally Posted By SGocka:
Originally Posted By TooBigToFail:
You have a diamond in your wedding ring


This.

Mine is Tungsten Carbide. It was $37 delivered from Amazon.

Still looks brand new.

Mash that in any kind of machine or get in a motorcycle wreck and you're losing that finger.


Bullshit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poM423pewRE

Well, I'm educated. It was a misconception I've often heard repeated.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:50:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:53:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TooBigToFail:
You have a diamond in your wedding ring


Relax, they make a cute couple:



Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:55:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Muerte:
time to eject

she pawned it for lunch money.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 7:57:43 PM EDT
My wife and I got rings three years into our marriage.

Small gold bands.

She still has hers. Mine is on an EFMB land nav course in upstate New York.
Link Posted: 3/22/2012 9:03:24 PM EDT
Mines in the ocean, just offshore from Haiti. Don't ask.
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