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Posted: 3/1/2012 5:25:53 PM EST
OK, so my wife is turning 39 in a couple of weeks. We happen to have the same birthday, same year also. Kinda weird so add your Arkansas joke if you wish. Any birthday ideas would be appreciated. I'd like to do something big like a celebrity appearance but looks like that is too expensive. Thanks in advance.
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Posted: 3/1/2012 5:28:40 PM EST
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Posted: 3/1/2012 5:31:09 PM EST

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birthday sex

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Yeah steak, Bday cake, and BJ should cover it.
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Posted: 3/1/2012 5:32:19 PM EST
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Originally Posted By cableguy221:
birthday sex

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Yeah steak, Bday cake, and BJ should cover it.


I am sure she wants more than a BJ.
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Posted: 3/1/2012 5:32:48 PM EST
Maybe yall dress up nice, go to a 5 star restaurant for dinner, find something fun to do on the town, then return home for a good rompin'.
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Posted: 3/1/2012 5:34:08 PM EST

Do people start a post just so everyone will ask for pics of their wife?

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Take your wife on an extended weekend trip down to the Carribean.
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Posted: 3/1/2012 5:37:35 PM EST
Tell her "For my b-day I want morning sex" Then half way thru tell her "Thanks for getting me what I wanted, your presents coming at the end"
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Posted: 3/1/2012 5:37:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By RDP:
Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:

Originally Posted By cableguy221:
birthday sex

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Yeah steak, Bday cake, and BJ should cover it.


I am sure she wants more than a BJ.

Eh throw in a pearl necklace.
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Posted: 3/1/2012 5:51:12 PM EST


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Posted: 3/1/2012 6:24:47 PM EST
Bikini and a gym membership, that's my suggestion.

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Posted: 3/1/2012 6:35:14 PM EST



I read the thread title as "Birthday Panty ideas."

Having said that, this thread is a huge disappointment.


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