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Link Posted: 2/8/2012 4:10:20 PM EDT
[#1]
those of you who are making fun of the girl are going to regret it someday.



I feel bad for calling her kooky last tuesday.
Link Posted: 2/8/2012 4:18:34 PM EDT
[#2]
5 pages and only 1 shop.... I'm here for the laughs.
Link Posted: 2/8/2012 4:27:18 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
5 pages and only 1 shop.... I'm here for the laughs.


I hear ya! I was looking for funny and we went into rape and pillaging reavers and the Lord Humoungas the Ayatollah of Rock nrolla
The girl in question has the crazy, thats all. Thanks GD now im going to shoot my cat and put on my booty shorts and walk to Mexico...
Link Posted: 2/8/2012 4:36:45 PM EDT
[#4]

I have recently been to Key West so I was wondering if she was really a dude the whole time.
I thought maybe she was the truck driver with a wig on..


Link Posted: 2/8/2012 4:38:55 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Quoted:
She would be toting my post-apocolyptic seed around in her belly, inside of a month, I reckon.


In the post apocalyptic world, nothing would be a worse idea than impregnating a woman.  She would quickly become a fatal burden.

She would be slow, weak, sick every morning, require more food and water, hard to disguise as a man if you needed to, incapable of defending herself... Not to mention that at the end of the day, she is still a target for rape and possibly even more so.


My friend, you have never dealt with a hormonal pregnant woman.

Link Posted: 2/8/2012 4:42:28 PM EDT
[#6]
Taggage
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:34:34 PM EDT
[#7]
Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~



FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.

For real though, this thread made me lol.
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:38:51 PM EDT
[#8]

Real this thread got?
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:43:09 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:44:56 PM EDT
[#10]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~



http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7189/6873203847_3d1fe882a6_z.jpg



FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.



For real though, this thread made me lol.




Welcome to the site.  It's all in good fun, as most of us are like-minded.  Again, welcome!  





Does this mean I can't say "I'd hit it" anymore?



 
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:47:37 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~



http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7189/6873203847_3d1fe882a6_z.jpg



FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.



For real though, this thread made me lol.


Join Date, Post count

 





Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:49:23 PM EDT
[#12]
Welcome to the site. We have all taken our licks. Good to have you!!
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:49:33 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7189/6873203847_3d1fe882a6_z.jpg

FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.

For real though, this thread made me lol.


Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:50:34 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7189/6873203847_3d1fe882a6_z.jpg

FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.

For real though, this thread made me lol.


Flawless victory.
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:50:35 PM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:


Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~



http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7189/6873203847_3d1fe882a6_z.jpg



FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.



For real though, this thread made me lol.


Good first post.  Welcome to the nut house.



 
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:52:59 PM EDT
[#16]
Does anyone have any questions for me?

Yes, I have a little fat on me. But my legs are mostly muscle, with a little cellulite to the back.

Also, I was edited by Nat Geo. The comment about lasting about 4 months before unsavory things referred to stealing and looting, not whoring, but Nat Geo threw it in the middle of my soap box about how women need to learn how to farm and sew and shoot a gun so that they're of use in a crisis.

Oh well. We live, we learn, we're heavily edited by a famous national television channel. It's all good.
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:53:34 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7189/6873203847_3d1fe882a6_z.jpg

FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.

For real though, this thread made me lol.


welcome to the nut house!
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:54:54 PM EDT
[#18]
Oh, she'll fit in just fine here!  LOL
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:55:12 PM EDT
[#19]
Also, I will be the first to own that I made a lot of small factual errors when talking about guns and things. I am still learning. My so is the expert, he builds and reloads. He backed out of the show at the last minute. If he had been in it, I probably wouldn't have stuck my foot in my mouth so often.
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:55:32 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7189/6873203847_3d1fe882a6_z.jpg

FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.

For real though, this thread made me lol.


The eyes.... something about the eyes....












J/K . Welcome to the site. Hope you're a good sport.
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:56:15 PM EDT
[#21]





Quoted:



Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~





http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7189/6873203847_3d1fe882a6_z.jpg





FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.





For real though, this thread made me lol.



lol how does always happen in Afrcom GD :)  Someone gets talked about enough until the join on in lol





Welcome to the site, I give you credit for prepping.. many are into prepping here.. so you are in good (Well ok.. decent) company.  Now get on over to the Survival forum we have on here.





Dont feel bad about the fat comments on here.. some of the GD regulars here think Kate Moss is obese.. lol





 
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:56:52 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
J/K . Welcome to the site. Hope you're a good sport.


What's life, if not taking it all in stride? *eyebrow waggle*

Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:56:53 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:57:23 PM EDT
[#24]
I enjoyed the show. My 8 year son is a big fan.

WOOHOO POST 223!!
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:57:51 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Dont feel bad about the fat comments on here.. some of the GD regulars here think Kate Moss is obese.. lol
 


THAT BITCH NEEDS TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT! Watch, she'll be the next one to join :P

Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:58:12 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:59:35 PM EDT
[#27]
Are you satisfied with their portrayal of you thus far?
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:00:11 PM EDT
[#28]
This thread is now at Defcon 1 for white knights.
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:00:24 PM EDT
[#29]
Welcome to the site. If it makes you feel any better, the guys calling you fat haven't had any booty in years, live in their mom's basement, and enjoy spongebob reruns. Once again, welcome!


and...



Where are the photoshops, dammit!?
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:01:19 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Does anyone have any questions for me?

....


Were you concerned at all about advertising your preps to the entire country?  (Obviously not too concerned, I guess.)  What made you decide to do so?
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:01:26 PM EDT
[#31]
Oh so in.



On that note - how much poon can I get for 50 rounds of 5.56? (Post apocalypse of course )


 
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:01:58 PM EDT
[#32]



Quoted:


Welcome to the site. If it makes you feel any better, the guys calling you fat haven't had any booty in years, live in their mom's basement, and enjoy spongebob reruns. Once again, welcome!





and...
Where are the photoshops BOTD pics dammit!?


FIFY



 
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:02:59 PM EDT
[#33]
Damn im in!

Welcome to the site.
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:04:02 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7189/6873203847_3d1fe882a6_z.jpg

FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.

For real though, this thread made me lol.


Welcome to the site. This is GD, its like kindergarden with a caffine and sugar overload.

Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:04:23 PM EDT
[#35]
How much did they pay you?
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:04:56 PM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:


Welcome to the site. If it makes you feel any better, the guys calling you fat haven't had any booty in years, live in their mom's basement, and enjoy spongebob reruns. Once again, welcome!





and...
Where are the photoshops, dammit!?


Hey, I said I thought she was hot, and I'm one of those no-booty spongebob watchers.



 
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:05:20 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
This thread is now Defcon 1 for white knights.


LOL okay /b/tard.

To the one that asked if I was satisfied about my portrayal: I was a lot more upset when I saw just the preview. It was def shock value, and with me going through a military bg, it scared the shit out of me.

Then I saw the whole episode. And so did every one of my RSP NCOs. They thought it was cool. I started getting texts from my recruiter the night it aired, and they got more excited as the night went.

I'm okay with all of it now. The worst part is the internet comments, but usually once I start to chime in, people get it. it's TV. It's edited for entertainment value. Whopdeedo. So, yeah. Could be worst. It's the MRE of shows, I guess. Just like me? LOL. Y'all crack me up.



Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:07:25 PM EDT
[#38]
This thread is amazing.
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:07:38 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7189/6873203847_3d1fe882a6_z.jpg

FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.

For real though, this thread made me lol.


LMAO!!!

I would have left the plan for the kitties out of the interview.  OPSEC!  
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:08:29 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7189/6873203847_3d1fe882a6_z.jpg

FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.

For real though, this thread made me lol.




Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:09:38 PM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:09:53 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7189/6873203847_3d1fe882a6_z.jpg

FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.

For real though, this thread made me lol.


Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:11:28 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7189/6873203847_3d1fe882a6_z.jpg

FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.

For real though, this thread made me lol.


http://markreads.net/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/clapping.gif


Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:11:51 PM EDT
[#44]
Yeah I think this tops the Airsoft kid we Photoshopped until he showed up and registered to complain.. lol "Taish" or something was his nick?



Someone even bought him a membership :)


 
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:12:03 PM EDT
[#45]
If you can laugh at the MRE of women thing all I have to say is WELCOME, MISS! LMAO!
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:12:47 PM EDT
[#46]
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:13:17 PM EDT
[#47]



Quoted:


Photoshop this, bitches. :P~~



http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7189/6873203847_3d1fe882a6_z.jpg



FYI: unless you or your girlfriend are at 24% BMI or less, (and lemme help you, texas female bmi average is 38%, national average for women is about 35%, military cutoff is 31% Victoria's Secret models are at 16-18% and anorexia is 15% or less) then shaddup couch critics! LOL.



For real though, this thread made me lol.






 
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:13:55 PM EDT
[#48]
Must admit, pretty badass right there.  Welcome.  
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:14:27 PM EDT
[#49]
Can we get another pic with "FU Arock" on the notepad for verification purposes?
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 6:16:05 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Does anyone have any questions for me?

....


Were you concerned at all about advertising your preps to the entire country?  (Obviously not too concerned, I guess.)  What made you decide to do so?



Not really. We're just beginning, and our plan is to bug out to somewhere safe before the shit hits the fan (if I'm not activated), so nobody is going to be able to find us. Also, this apartment isn't permanent, Our ultimate goal is a BOL that's off grid.

I went on the show to learn/teach. My teaching parts were edited out, like my first responder training. I can set an IV, but they didn't mention that part.
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