What does your girl do that is "totally cool"... - Page 2

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Posted: 4/2/2001 5:21:26 PM EDT

[#1]

all i meant was all the stuff that males do that would mean death or serious injury unless the cool head of a female was around to stop it.

i certainly didn't mean to make it sound like the boyfriend was a meanie who gave me crap all the time.

Posted: 4/2/2001 6:28:29 PM EDT

[#2]

Cons:( After 16 years of never having enough money, the "estrogen rocket ride" from mamma and the two step daughters and getting them through the teen years mamma decides she doesn't want to be married anymore. Bitter? Yup! Pros:) Man,is it quiet at my house! I can watch anything I want to on T.V. I can walk around naked. All of a sudden I have money! I've bought 6 new guns since she left including the new Bushy A-3 flat top with an Aimpoint scope. I sure miss um!

Posted: 4/2/2001 6:32:32 PM EDT

[#3]

1) She buys me guns
[uzi]
2) She buys me porn

3) She buys me cigars
[smoke]
and best of all, she is a real tiger in bed.
[sex]

Posted: 4/2/2001 6:43:48 PM EDT

[#4]

Our first year together my wife saw that I was eye balling a new Browning A-Bolt Stalker, with a Boss System, while I was ordering a new Remington 870 SP from a local dealer. When the dealer told her that the new Browning was a real shooter, she tore up my check and told the dealer to put the Browning in a box so we could take it home. Great gal, but I don't think that she completely understood why I spent another $500 to put optics on it that same day! I think that she was in more shock than I was that day. I'll keep her for good!

Posted: 4/2/2001 7:05:40 PM EDT

[#5]

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Sounds like you got a good one - I don't see a "con" there. Congrats!

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Shaggy, thanks a lot. :) Getting married this weekend. I guess there's still a little of the single guy left in me. He still wants to play! Does it ever go away?

Posted: 4/2/2001 7:07:53 PM EDT

[#6]

Originally Posted By cav guy:
Mine,thankfully is a very poor judge of character.

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Now, that is modesty. How come we don't hear women say that about their men?

Posted: 4/2/2001 7:17:47 PM EDT

[#7]

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Mattja& his gf: I'll whoop your asses in a race any day of the week. then we'll see who can't drive worth sh*t.

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LMAO. Chill bro. Gonna open a can of whoop ass on me, are you? he he I'm referring to the guys who drive the 880 in San Jose doing 55 in the fast lane and then cut across 4 lanes of traffic doing 45 so they can make the exit 100 feet ahead. And don't get me started about the Chinese drivers in San Francisco. I'm not talking about Chinese-Americans my friend.

But I'll borrow my bro's Volvo with the Corvette LT1 engine and 5-speed and I'll whoop your ass! You better have a 911 turbo son! :)

[editd twic cuz I cain't spel]

Posted: 4/2/2001 7:32:10 PM EDT

[#8]

[left]My wife gives me head while watching tales
of the gun![/left]

Posted: 4/2/2001 7:37:18 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Mine black wife never swallows. I hate her.

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Why don't you give the real guy his
name back; it really is common to take something
that does'nt belong to you something someone
else created and carefully nurtured. ID theft
shows a definite lack of character.

Posted: 4/2/2001 7:59:51 PM EDT

[#10]

My wife:

1. Literally told me to buy my first AR because I looked 'so damn sexy' with it.
2. Instead of spending an unexpected windfall she received from a rental property sale on little froo-froos and dresses and similar "girly" items, drove down to the local gun shop the next day and happily picked out her own Kimber Custom .45.
3. Shoots as well as most men and many cops I've trained.
4. Her favorite picture of me is one holding a vintage M1 carbine I had just acquired.
5. Puts up with my crap.
6. Is the smartest, most attractive, sexiest woman I've ever known.
7. Her idea of 'comfort' clothes for her wear around the house is a t-shirt and an old worn out pair of my rip-stop cammies that I haven't fit into in years - and believe me men, what she does for them is positively amazing.
8. Wears her hair long 'for me' even though it isn't de rigeur in her profession or at her age.
9. Doesn't get upset when I get on my occasional all-night video game streaks.
10. Could not bear the thought of living without me, nor I without her.
11. Shares 100% of my radical, occasionally rabid conservative views.

Posted: 4/2/2001 8:11:34 PM EDT

[#11]

She poses..
http://come.to/miss2001

Posted: 4/2/2001 8:16:15 PM EDT

[#12]

Mine bought me my first AR in 1992. She didn't have enough money to pay cash, so she financed it at my local shop! (Yes they offer financing through a nationally known company on-site)She actually made each and every payment and never fussed. Now that its value has increased so much, she says that we should have bought 2 or 3, regrets not doing it then.

Posted: 4/2/2001 8:22:21 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
She poses..
[url]http://come.to/miss2001[/url]

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Dude, that is so wrong.

Posted: 4/2/2001 8:26:14 PM EDT

[#14]

She loves guns, supports the second amendment, an lets me get about whatever I want (as long as we can still pay the rent and buy food). Oh yeah, and all of the bed stuff...[:D]

Posted: 4/2/2001 8:26:14 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
She poses..
http://come.to/miss2001

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That's just mean.

Posted: 4/2/2001 8:52:53 PM EDT

[#16]

As long as you are talking about your great women, I think I'll talk about my great man.
He put up with me, He teaches me more about guns, fighting, archery, weightlifting , etc - even though I'm not the best student always. He doesn't complain too much if I ask him to wait to buy a lot of new accessories for his new toys until we can afford them more easily.
He is extremely supportive, likes to work with me as much as I like to work with him. He is also very good in bed.....
People like my Husband are the reason why I always got along easier with men.
He is also very easy to suprise with gifts.

Ich liebe dich [;-)]

Posted: 4/2/2001 9:08:57 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
She poses..
come.to/miss2001

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Son, go get me my whup-ass stick. I gotta beat the snot outta a 'Bama boy tonight. Ignorant cuss done got all his pronouns messed up.

Eric (Teach that damn fool a lesson) The Hun

Posted: 4/2/2001 9:15:55 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She poses..
come.to/miss2001

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Son, go get me my whup-ass stick. I gotta beat the snot outta a 'Bama boy tonight. Ignorant cuss done got all his pronouns messed up.

Eric (Teach that damn fool a lesson) The Hun

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Wanna carpool? You'll have to drive I think I went blind looking at that crap.

Posted: 4/2/2001 9:42:02 PM EDT

[#19]

MINE CAN SUCK A SQUIB LOAD OUT OF THE BARREL AMONG OTHER THINGS

Posted: 4/2/2001 10:08:10 PM EDT

[#20]

a gentleman doesn't say

Posted: 4/2/2001 10:35:32 PM EDT

[#21]

Records Tales of The Gun, when I pass out, and tapes my deer hunts in the tree stand with me.
Now if her mom wasn't a bitch I might marry her/..

Posted: 4/3/2001 1:49:10 AM EDT

[#22]

Been married for 15 years and known her for 24, since we were twelve. She has said with me thru all the tough times.

[b]PROS[/b]
1. Great mother
2. Same views on life
3. Great in the bedroom..in many,many ways
4. My best friend
5. Likes to shot and puts up with my guns
but the coolest thing is
6. [b]Loves to go to the local strip club with me[/b][sex]

[b]CONS[/b]
1. Currently going thru menapause.[:(]
2. Thinks I don't "need" a 50BMG.[>(]

That's about it!!

sgtar15

Posted: 4/3/2001 6:41:16 AM EDT

[#23]

My wife met me when I was a Corporal of Marines, without a pot to p1ss in or a window to throw it out of, and stuck with me, smiling all the while, through all the fun the military offers.

She is a Berkeley educated, Southern California raised sweetheart, and I turned her left-leaning mind around to the dark side. She said to me about a year ago, "You know, we should buy a couple of ARs and some magazines and ammo and bury them out at Ron's place." I actually got a little tear in the corner of my eye.

This past weekend, I took her to a pistol training course and she really made me proud.

[img]http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1624780&a=12520855&p=45614781[/img]

Notice how she's already back on target, and the expended shell is just above her pistol? That's my baby.

Jarhead out.