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Do you like to wear your pajamas to the store? Do you? Because if so, you should know that you offend the sensibilities of one local official in Caddo Parish, Louisiana, and that he will fight with everything he has to rob you of your right to wake up in the morning and not change your pants for the ensuing 24 hours.

Michael Williams, Caddo commissioner, says that he was spurred to action to ban pajamas being worn in public because of a glimpse he caught of an errant penis. A group of teen boys, Williams told the Shreveport Times, were wandering around WalMart indecently clothed, when one allegedly had a wardrobe malfunction:

“I saw a group of young men wearing pajama pants and house shoes,” he said. “At the part where there should have been underwear,” his private parts were showing through the fabric.

Now, why Williams was looking hard enough at a teen boy’s crotch to be able to catch a flash of peen — or an outline of peen, it’s not entirely clear which — is anyone’s guess (and why no one else is raising this question is also anyone’s guess). But we’re inclined to say this: should the world be punished because one 15-year-old boy who was probably high on bath salts forgot to put boxers on underneath his Superman pants? Of course not! That’s unfathomable. Why, it’s downright un-American — and we’re not the only ones who think so. The Times reports:

Khiry Tisdem, of Shreveport, has no problem going out in his “Family Guy” Stewie pajama pants. “I wear my (pajama) pants anywhere,” Tisdem said. “I’m an American, and I can wear my clothes anywhere I want. I’m a grown man. I pay my own bills, so I can wear my clothes the way I want. I don’t know why it’s an issue.”

http://thegloss.com/fashion/louisiana-parish-might-ban-pajama-pants-in-public-712/
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I'd like think his seeing it went something like this:

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Do you like to wear your pajamas to the store? Do you? Because if so, you should know that you offend the sensibilities of one local official in Caddo Parish, Louisiana, and that he will fight with everything he has to rob you of your right to wake up in the morning and not change your pants for the ensuing 24 hours.

Michael Williams, Caddo commissioner, says that he was spurred to action to ban pajamas being worn in public because of a glimpse he caught of an errant penis. A group of teen boys, Williams told the Shreveport Times, were wandering around WalMart indecently clothed, when one allegedly had a wardrobe malfunction:

“I saw a group of young men wearing pajama pants and house shoes,” he said. “At the part where there should have been underwear,” his private parts were showing through the fabric.

Now, why Williams was looking hard enough at a teen boy’s crotch to be able to catch a flash of peen — or an outline of peen, it’s not entirely clear which — is anyone’s guess (and why no one else is raising this question is also anyone’s guess). But we’re inclined to say this: should the world be punished because one 15-year-old boy who was probably high on bath salts forgot to put boxers on underneath his Superman pants? Of course not! That’s unfathomable. Why, it’s downright un-American — and we’re not the only ones who think so. The Times reports:

Khiry Tisdem, of Shreveport, has no problem going out in his “Family Guy” Stewie pajama pants. “I wear my (pajama) pants anywhere,” Tisdem said. “I’m an American, and I can wear my clothes anywhere I want. I’m a grown man. I pay my own bills, so I can wear my clothes the way I want. I don’t know why it’s an issue.”

http://thegloss.com/fashion/louisiana-parish-might-ban-pajama-pants-in-public-712/


I have no problems with this. This is one of the reasons I don't shop at Wal-Mart on weekend mornings anymore. It ain't even the boys/males...it's the females and their PJs, too. I really don't need to see a 20+ year old woman who weighs more than I do (and I'm a big goddamn guy) wearing worn and stained flannels while fucking food shopping. Have some goddamn decency and decorum.

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Posted: 1/18/2012 4:07:51 AM

Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By South_Side_Shooter:
Do you like to wear your pajamas to the store? Do you? Because if so, you should know that you offend the sensibilities of one local official in Caddo Parish, Louisiana, and that he will fight with everything he has to rob you of your right to wake up in the morning and not change your pants for the ensuing 24 hours.

Michael Williams, Caddo commissioner, says that he was spurred to action to ban pajamas being worn in public because of a glimpse he caught of an errant penis. A group of teen boys, Williams told the Shreveport Times, were wandering around WalMart indecently clothed, when one allegedly had a wardrobe malfunction:

"I saw a group of young men wearing pajama pants and house shoes,” he said. "At the part where there should have been underwear,” his private parts were showing through the fabric.

Now, why Williams was looking hard enough at a teen boy’s crotch to be able to catch a flash of peen — or an outline of peen, it’s not entirely clear which — is anyone’s guess (and why no one else is raising this question is also anyone’s guess). But we’re inclined to say this: should the world be punished because one 15-year-old boy who was probably high on bath salts forgot to put boxers on underneath his Superman pants? Of course not! That’s unfathomable. Why, it’s downright un-American — and we’re not the only ones who think so. The Times reports:

Khiry Tisdem, of Shreveport, has no problem going out in his "Family Guy” Stewie pajama pants. "I wear my (pajama) pants anywhere,” Tisdem said. "I’m an American, and I can wear my clothes anywhere I want. I’m a grown man. I pay my own bills, so I can wear my clothes the way I want. I don’t know why it’s an issue.”

http://thegloss.com/fashion/louisiana-parish-might-ban-pajama-pants-in-public-712/


I have no problems with this. This is one of the reasons I don't shop at Wal-Mart on weekend mornings anymore. It ain't even the boys/males...it's the females and their PJs, too. I really don't need to see a 20+ year old woman who weighs more than I do (and I'm a big goddamn guy) wearing worn and stained flannels while fucking food shopping. Have some goddamn decency and decorum.


Wow, you don't have a problem with a government banning a certain type of pants???

America the free must be loooooong gone

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Posted: 1/18/2012 4:11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By South_Side_Shooter:
Do you like to wear your pajamas to the store? Do you? Because if so, you should know that you offend the sensibilities of one local official in Caddo Parish, Louisiana, and that he will fight with everything he has to rob you of your right to wake up in the morning and not change your pants for the ensuing 24 hours.

Michael Williams, Caddo commissioner, says that he was spurred to action to ban pajamas being worn in public because of a glimpse he caught of an errant penis. A group of teen boys, Williams told the Shreveport Times, were wandering around WalMart indecently clothed, when one allegedly had a wardrobe malfunction:

"I saw a group of young men wearing pajama pants and house shoes,” he said. "At the part where there should have been underwear,” his private parts were showing through the fabric.

Now, why Williams was looking hard enough at a teen boy’s crotch to be able to catch a flash of peen — or an outline of peen, it’s not entirely clear which — is anyone’s guess (and why no one else is raising this question is also anyone’s guess). But we’re inclined to say this: should the world be punished because one 15-year-old boy who was probably high on bath salts forgot to put boxers on underneath his Superman pants? Of course not! That’s unfathomable. Why, it’s downright un-American — and we’re not the only ones who think so. The Times reports:

Khiry Tisdem, of Shreveport, has no problem going out in his "Family Guy” Stewie pajama pants. "I wear my (pajama) pants anywhere,” Tisdem said. "I’m an American, and I can wear my clothes anywhere I want. I’m a grown man. I pay my own bills, so I can wear my clothes the way I want. I don’t know why it’s an issue.”

http://thegloss.com/fashion/louisiana-parish-might-ban-pajama-pants-in-public-712/


I have no problems with this. This is one of the reasons I don't shop at Wal-Mart on weekend mornings anymore. It ain't even the boys/males...it's the females and their PJs, too. I really don't need to see a 20+ year old woman who weighs more than I do (and I'm a big goddamn guy) wearing worn and stained flannels while fucking food shopping. Have some goddamn decency and decorum.


Wow, you don't have a problem with a government banning a certain type of pants???

America the free must be loooooong gone



They're not pants. The fact you even decide to define them as "pants" tells of the problem right there.

They're a step from underwear. Not even; most of the time they are worn as underwear at night. At least that's how I wear them.

By your statement, you wouldn't mind a collection of 50+YO fat old ladies walking around your town in their underwear, would you? I mean, heaven forbid people who are dressed inappropriately for the general public walk around, right? What about "no shoes, no shirt, no service"? Doesn't that stick in your craw?

Maybe nudists should be allowed out in general, too, eh? I mean, it'd be great if all your kids school teachers were nudists, right?
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They're a step from underwear. Not even; most of the time they are worn as underwear at night. At least that's how I wear them.
What do you wear them under?
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They're a step from underwear. Not even; most of the time they are worn as underwear at night. At least that's how I wear them.
What do you wear them under?


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Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By Cuda:

Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By South_Side_Shooter:
Do you like to wear your pajamas to the store? Do you? Because if so, you should know that you offend the sensibilities of one local official in Caddo Parish, Louisiana, and that he will fight with everything he has to rob you of your right to wake up in the morning and not change your pants for the ensuing 24 hours.

Michael Williams, Caddo commissioner, says that he was spurred to action to ban pajamas being worn in public because of a glimpse he caught of an errant penis. A group of teen boys, Williams told the Shreveport Times, were wandering around WalMart indecently clothed, when one allegedly had a wardrobe malfunction:

"I saw a group of young men wearing pajama pants and house shoes,” he said. "At the part where there should have been underwear,” his private parts were showing through the fabric.

Now, why Williams was looking hard enough at a teen boy’s crotch to be able to catch a flash of peen — or an outline of peen, it’s not entirely clear which — is anyone’s guess (and why no one else is raising this question is also anyone’s guess). But we’re inclined to say this: should the world be punished because one 15-year-old boy who was probably high on bath salts forgot to put boxers on underneath his Superman pants? Of course not! That’s unfathomable. Why, it’s downright un-American — and we’re not the only ones who think so. The Times reports:

Khiry Tisdem, of Shreveport, has no problem going out in his "Family Guy” Stewie pajama pants. "I wear my (pajama) pants anywhere,” Tisdem said. "I’m an American, and I can wear my clothes anywhere I want. I’m a grown man. I pay my own bills, so I can wear my clothes the way I want. I don’t know why it’s an issue.”

http://thegloss.com/fashion/louisiana-parish-might-ban-pajama-pants-in-public-712/


I have no problems with this. This is one of the reasons I don't shop at Wal-Mart on weekend mornings anymore. It ain't even the boys/males...it's the females and their PJs, too. I really don't need to see a 20+ year old woman who weighs more than I do (and I'm a big goddamn guy) wearing worn and stained flannels while fucking food shopping. Have some goddamn decency and decorum.


Wow, you don't have a problem with a government banning a certain type of pants???

America the free must be loooooong gone



They're not pants. The fact you even decide to define them as "pants" tells of the problem right there.

They're a step from underwear. Not even; most of the time they are worn as underwear at night. At least that's how I wear them.

By your statement, you wouldn't mind a collection of 50+YO fat old ladies walking around your town in their underwear, would you? I mean, heaven forbid people who are dressed inappropriately for the general public walk around, right? What about "no shoes, no shirt, no service"? Doesn't that stick in your craw?

Maybe nudists should be allowed out in general, too, eh? I mean, it'd be great if all your kids school teachers were nudists, right?
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Posted: 1/18/2012 4:23:38 AM

Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By mattimeo:

Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:


They're a step from underwear. Not even; most of the time they are worn as underwear at night. At least that's how I wear them.
What do you wear them under?


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Somehow I suspect the speedo is still good to go.

Bonus question: If there was a challenge that got to the SCOTUS, would they make a ruling on the definition of pants?
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Somehow I suspect the speedo is still good to go.

Bonus question: If there was a challenge that got to the SCOTUS, would they make a ruling on the definition of pants?

Probably. They all wear unflattering black dresses anyway.
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Posted: 1/18/2012 4:37:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By Cuda:

Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By South_Side_Shooter:
Do you like to wear your pajamas to the store? Do you? Because if so, you should know that you offend the sensibilities of one local official in Caddo Parish, Louisiana, and that he will fight with everything he has to rob you of your right to wake up in the morning and not change your pants for the ensuing 24 hours.

Michael Williams, Caddo commissioner, says that he was spurred to action to ban pajamas being worn in public because of a glimpse he caught of an errant penis. A group of teen boys, Williams told the Shreveport Times, were wandering around WalMart indecently clothed, when one allegedly had a wardrobe malfunction:

"I saw a group of young men wearing pajama pants and house shoes,” he said. "At the part where there should have been underwear,” his private parts were showing through the fabric.

Now, why Williams was looking hard enough at a teen boy’s crotch to be able to catch a flash of peen — or an outline of peen, it’s not entirely clear which — is anyone’s guess (and why no one else is raising this question is also anyone’s guess). But we’re inclined to say this: should the world be punished because one 15-year-old boy who was probably high on bath salts forgot to put boxers on underneath his Superman pants? Of course not! That’s unfathomable. Why, it’s downright un-American — and we’re not the only ones who think so. The Times reports:

Khiry Tisdem, of Shreveport, has no problem going out in his "Family Guy” Stewie pajama pants. "I wear my (pajama) pants anywhere,” Tisdem said. "I’m an American, and I can wear my clothes anywhere I want. I’m a grown man. I pay my own bills, so I can wear my clothes the way I want. I don’t know why it’s an issue.”

http://thegloss.com/fashion/louisiana-parish-might-ban-pajama-pants-in-public-712/


I have no problems with this. This is one of the reasons I don't shop at Wal-Mart on weekend mornings anymore. It ain't even the boys/males...it's the females and their PJs, too. I really don't need to see a 20+ year old woman who weighs more than I do (and I'm a big goddamn guy) wearing worn and stained flannels while fucking food shopping. Have some goddamn decency and decorum.


Wow, you don't have a problem with a government banning a certain type of pants???

America the free must be loooooong gone



They're not pants. The fact you even decide to define them as "pants" tells of the problem right there.

They're a step from underwear. Not even; most of the time they are worn as underwear at night. At least that's how I wear them.

By your statement, you wouldn't mind a collection of 50+YO fat old ladies walking around your town in their underwear, would you? I mean, heaven forbid people who are dressed inappropriately for the general public walk around, right? What about "no shoes, no shirt, no service"? Doesn't that stick in your craw?

Maybe nudists should be allowed out in general, too, eh? I mean, it'd be great if all your kids school teachers were nudists, right?
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Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By Cuda:

Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By South_Side_Shooter:
Do you like to wear your pajamas to the store? Do you? Because if so, you should know that you offend the sensibilities of one local official in Caddo Parish, Louisiana, and that he will fight with everything he has to rob you of your right to wake up in the morning and not change your pants for the ensuing 24 hours.

Michael Williams, Caddo commissioner, says that he was spurred to action to ban pajamas being worn in public because of a glimpse he caught of an errant penis. A group of teen boys, Williams told the Shreveport Times, were wandering around WalMart indecently clothed, when one allegedly had a wardrobe malfunction:

"I saw a group of young men wearing pajama pants and house shoes,” he said. "At the part where there should have been underwear,” his private parts were showing through the fabric.

Now, why Williams was looking hard enough at a teen boy’s crotch to be able to catch a flash of peen — or an outline of peen, it’s not entirely clear which — is anyone’s guess (and why no one else is raising this question is also anyone’s guess). But we’re inclined to say this: should the world be punished because one 15-year-old boy who was probably high on bath salts forgot to put boxers on underneath his Superman pants? Of course not! That’s unfathomable. Why, it’s downright un-American — and we’re not the only ones who think so. The Times reports:

Khiry Tisdem, of Shreveport, has no problem going out in his "Family Guy” Stewie pajama pants. "I wear my (pajama) pants anywhere,” Tisdem said. "I’m an American, and I can wear my clothes anywhere I want. I’m a grown man. I pay my own bills, so I can wear my clothes the way I want. I don’t know why it’s an issue.”

http://thegloss.com/fashion/louisiana-parish-might-ban-pajama-pants-in-public-712/


I have no problems with this. This is one of the reasons I don't shop at Wal-Mart on weekend mornings anymore. It ain't even the boys/males...it's the females and their PJs, too. I really don't need to see a 20+ year old woman who weighs more than I do (and I'm a big goddamn guy) wearing worn and stained flannels while fucking food shopping. Have some goddamn decency and decorum.


Wow, you don't have a problem with a government banning a certain type of pants???

America the free must be loooooong gone



They're not pants. The fact you even decide to define them as "pants" tells of the problem right there.

They're a step from underwear. Not even; most of the time they are worn as underwear at night. At least that's how I wear them.

By your statement, you wouldn't mind a collection of 50+YO fat old ladies walking around your town in their underwear, would you? I mean, heaven forbid people who are dressed inappropriately for the general public walk around, right? What about "no shoes, no shirt, no service"? Doesn't that stick in your craw?

Maybe nudists should be allowed out in general, too, eh? I mean, it'd be great if all your kids school teachers were nudists, right?
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Hey, if you like watching fat girls with red stains in their flannel underwear walk around in public, that's your own personality flaw, not mine.

Man, I lived in Alabama. Fat chicks in flannel is a way of life. Like Freddie said, Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round
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Leave it up to the stores to ban specific clothing.
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I'm gonna wear silver sparkly speedos every day from now on. Fuck pants.
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I think we now know which city has the most people on people of wal-mart.
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Southeast Asian people will be up in arms!

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We need more laws and less freedoms! Liberty is a worn and failed concept and it should be replaced by what the govt feels is best for you.
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Leave it up to the stores to ban specific clothing.

But But I DON'T LIKE IT THEREFORE THE GOVT MUST MAKE A LAW TO PROTECT MY SANDY VAGINA!
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We need more laws and less freedoms! Liberty is a worn and failed concept and it should be replaced by what the govt feels is best for you.

Show me in the USC your right to wear PJs in public!
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We need more laws and less freedoms! Liberty is a worn and failed concept and it should be replaced by what the govt feels is best for you.

Show me in the USC your right to wear PJs in public!

You are right! Even more show me in the USC where there is even a right to own pajamas. People try to make up rights where they don't exist!
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Originally Posted By packingXDs:

Originally Posted By TacticalMOLONLABE:
We need more laws and less freedoms! Liberty is a worn and failed concept and it should be replaced by what the govt feels is best for you.

Show me in the USC your right to wear PJs in public!

You are right! Even more show me in the USC where there is even a right to own pajamas. People try to make up rights where they don't exist!

We clearly need reasonable restrictions on this egregious assault on common decency.
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“I saw a group of young men wearing pajama pants and house shoes,” he said. “At the part where there should have been underwear,” his private parts were showing through the fabric."


The guy is a meat gazer plain and simple.
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Do you like to wear your pajamas to the store? Do you? Because if so, you should know that you offend the sensibilities of one local official in Caddo Parish, Louisiana, and that he will fight with everything he has to rob you of your right to wake up in the morning and not change your pants for the ensuing 24 hours.

Michael Williams, Caddo commissioner, says that he was spurred to action to ban pajamas being worn in public because of a glimpse he caught of an errant penis. A group of teen boys, Williams told the Shreveport Times, were wandering around WalMart indecently clothed, when one allegedly had a wardrobe malfunction:

“I saw a group of young men wearing pajama pants and house shoes,” he said. “At the part where there should have been underwear,” his private parts were showing through the fabric.

Now, why Williams was looking hard enough at a teen boy’s crotch to be able to catch a flash of peen — or an outline of peen, it’s not entirely clear which — is anyone’s guess (and why no one else is raising this question is also anyone’s guess). But we’re inclined to say this: should the world be punished because one 15-year-old boy who was probably high on bath salts forgot to put boxers on underneath his Superman pants? Of course not! That’s unfathomable. Why, it’s downright un-American — and we’re not the only ones who think so. The Times reports:

Khiry Tisdem, of Shreveport, has no problem going out in his “Family Guy” Stewie pajama pants. “I wear my (pajama) pants anywhere,” Tisdem said. “I’m an American, and I can wear my clothes anywhere I want. I’m a grown man. I pay my own bills, so I can wear my clothes the way I want. I don’t know why it’s an issue.”

http://thegloss.com/fashion/louisiana-parish-might-ban-pajama-pants-in-public-712/


I have no problems with this. This is one of the reasons I don't shop at Wal-Mart on weekend mornings anymore. It ain't even the boys/males...it's the females and their PJs, too. I really don't need to see a 20+ year old woman who weighs more than I do (and I'm a big goddamn guy) wearing worn and stained flannels while fucking food shopping. Have some goddamn decency and decorum.



I think pajama pants in public are ridiculous, but I think bans like this are worse. If I had the money to go, I'd get a bunch of guys together, travel down there and stage a protest-"occupy" the town with 500 pajama-in-public-wearing rednecks.
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“I saw a group of young men wearing pajama pants and house shoes,” he said. “At the part where there should have been underwear,” his private parts were showing through the fabric."


The guy is a meat gazer plain and simple.


For once, you and I agree to such a simple fact.
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Originally Posted By TacticalMOLONLABE:
We need more laws and less freedoms! Liberty is a worn and failed concept and it should be replaced by what the govt feels is best for you.

Show me in the USC your right to wear PJs in public!


Show me YOUR right to not be offended by what I wear. If my dick or ass aren'tshowing there's no crime committed. Poor taste, yes, but no crime.


That said, why are women the "fashion conscious" ones who tell men what not to wear but women(even sometimes quite hot ones) are always the ones who seem to be shopping in their pajamas? I see 10 women dressed that way for every man.
ETA-by showing I mean exposed. I've seen a lot of tits through worn-out,thin-fabric shirts, usually it was a cute girl who was having a bad day, put on something comfortable and decided she needed candybars or some other comfort food. Visible isn't always intentionally exposed.
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Having spent a little time in Caddo and Bossier Parish, I want all of you to get the Images of Katy Perry and Cathy Ireland out of your heads. Replace those with Rosie O'Donnell and Ma Cass, with a side of Oprah, and add in a few urban yout's. The folks sporting their PJ's aren't nearly as pleasant as you'd think. And if you guys haven't seen them, Wal Mart has pajamas that look like blue jeans... Except the model, she won't be the one wearing them...

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We need more laws and less freedoms! Liberty is a worn and failed concept and it should be replaced by what the govt feels is best for you.




Nothing says freedom and liberty like letting everyone see your dick .

ETA: I see no reason to create a law about pajamas, as showing your dick in public is generally already illegal.
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Originally Posted By shack357:
Originally Posted By packingXDs:

Originally Posted By TacticalMOLONLABE:
We need more laws and less freedoms! Liberty is a worn and failed concept and it should be replaced by what the govt feels is best for you.

Show me in the USC your right to wear PJs in public!


Show me YOUR right to not be offended by what I wear. If my dick or ass aren'tshowing there's no crime committed. Poor taste, yes, but no crime.


That said, why are women the "fashion conscious" ones who tell men what not to wear but women(even sometimes quite hot ones) are always the ones who seem to be shopping in their pajamas? I see 10 women dressed that way for every man.
ETA-by showing I mean exposed. I've seen a lot of tits through worn-out,thin-fabric shirts, usually it was a cute girl who was having a bad day, put on something comfortable and decided she needed candybars or some other comfort food. Visible isn't always intentionally exposed.

Not a crime, yet.
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I walk my dog in pajama pants sometimes. If my dick pops out when I'm outdoors, it's on purpose.
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Somehow I suspect the speedo is still good to go.

Bonus question: If there was a challenge that got to the SCOTUS, would they make a ruling on the definition of pants?

Wat would be the basis of the challenge? It would only be unconstitutional if it were a federal law.
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Originally Posted By TacticalMOLONLABE:
We need more laws and less freedoms! Liberty is a worn and failed concept and it should be replaced by what the govt feels is best for you.




Nothing says freedom and liberty like letting everyone see your dick .



They have laws against that already, indecent exposure, banning a type of clothing is simply moronic.
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I've seen a lot of tits through worn-out,thin-fabric shirts, usually it was a cute girl


Yeah, how dare they! That is outrageous! Oh, wait, no, that's good.
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Maybe those LA hillbillies need to get a better grip on everyone cranking out meth instead of how people dress.
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Do you like to wear your pajamas to the store? Do you? Because if so, you should know that you offend the sensibilities of one local official in Caddo Parish, Louisiana, and that he will fight with everything he has to rob you of your right to wake up in the morning and not change your pants for the ensuing 24 hours.

Michael Williams, Caddo commissioner, says that he was spurred to action to ban pajamas being worn in public because of a glimpse he caught of an errant penis. A group of teen boys, Williams told the Shreveport Times, were wandering around WalMart indecently clothed, when one allegedly had a wardrobe malfunction:

“I saw a group of young men wearing pajama pants and house shoes,” he said. “At the part where there should have been underwear,” his private parts were showing through the fabric.

Now, why Williams was looking hard enough at a teen boy’s crotch to be able to catch a flash of peen — or an outline of peen, it’s not entirely clear which — is anyone’s guess (and why no one else is raising this question is also anyone’s guess). But we’re inclined to say this: should the world be punished because one 15-year-old boy who was probably high on bath salts forgot to put boxers on underneath his Superman pants? Of course not! That’s unfathomable. Why, it’s downright un-American — and we’re not the only ones who think so. The Times reports:

Khiry Tisdem, of Shreveport, has no problem going out in his “Family Guy” Stewie pajama pants. “I wear my (pajama) pants anywhere,” Tisdem said. “I’m an American, and I can wear my clothes anywhere I want. I’m a grown man. I pay my own bills, so I can wear my clothes the way I want. I don’t know why it’s an issue.”

http://thegloss.com/fashion/louisiana-parish-might-ban-pajama-pants-in-public-712/


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Originally Posted By TacticalMOLONLABE:
We need more laws and less freedoms! Liberty is a worn and failed concept and it should be replaced by what the govt feels is best for you.

Show me in the USC your right to wear PJs in public!


Read it.

It is in there.

You have to look past the 5th Amendment though.

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So the kid's junk was exposed. Isn't there already a law concerning junk exposure? Why create a new one?
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PJs/sweatpants in public, disgust me.
That said, what idiot decided it would be a good thing to pass a law banning them?


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They are doing their god damned best to do so
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Leave it up to the stores to ban specific clothing.


This , but where are some of our members wives going to shop now?

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Originally Posted By SIRIUS1:
Leave it up to the stores to ban specific clothing.


This , but where are some of our members and their wives going to shop now?



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Who really wears pajamas anyway? Nekid...it what's fer sleepin'.
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While they are at it they should ban house shoes out in public too.
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They are doing their god damned best to do so


I tend to think their goals are less altruistic.
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Wow, didn't know this pissed so many off, time to wear mine out of the house more now.
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You can't legislate morality, taste, or class.


Some people are just trashy slobs.

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This law is retarded.
Just like the saggy pants law.
As long as there is no indecent exposure laws being broken it should be ok.
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His right to not be offended was violated.

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Some asshole was at the DMV in PJ pants and slippers. I think its absurd people do that kind of shit.
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