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Posted: 11/17/2011 12:42:29 PM EST
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Posted: 11/17/2011 12:45:29 PM EST
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For his sake, I hope she didn't just lay there like a corpse. Any woman freaky enough to go down that road should have been wild.
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Posted: 11/17/2011 12:50:35 PM EST
What soundtrack / song for coffin sex?
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That is a terribly uncomfortable way to go at it, those beds aren't exactly comfy.

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Hopefully someone will bury this videotape so the couple can finally put this issue to rest.
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I bet he was feeling a little stiff in there.
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Posted: 11/17/2011 1:11:56 PM EST
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What soundtrack / song for coffin sex?


Kinda obvious. Rob Zombie, living dead girl.
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Done it. Grandma would have been pissed if she was alive for it.
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Posted: 11/17/2011 1:29:26 PM EST

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Done it. Grandma would have been pissed if she was alive for it.

???? Dude?? You banged your dead grandmother in coffin????
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Posted: 11/17/2011 1:31:09 PM EST
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???? Dude?? You banged your dead grandmother in coffin????


No, silly. You take her OUT of the coffin. How else do you get her in the naughty nurse outfit?
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Done it. Grandma would have been pissed if she was alive for it.

???? Dude?? You banged your dead grandmother in coffin????


No, silly. You take her OUT of the coffin. How else do you get her in the naughty nurse outfit?


That's why the cut the backs of the clothes...
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Posted: 11/17/2011 1:37:05 PM EST
I can think of stranger things.

That said I doubt it would be very comfortable. I've buried quite a few of them and they aren't exactly built to be comfy.
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Done it. Grandma would have been pissed if she was alive for it.

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Done it. Grandma would have been pissed if she was alive for it.

???? Dude?? You banged your dead grandmother in coffin????


No, silly. You take her OUT of the coffin. How else do you get her in the naughty nurse outfit?


That's why the cut the backs of the clothes...


Oh, you cut the CLOTHES... NOW you tell me!
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Some poor guy is gonna have to sleep for eternity in a wet spot.
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He did it because she liked it in her box.
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For his sake, I hope she didn't just lay there like a corpse. Any woman freaky enough to go down that road should have been wild.



Well, that may have been exactly what he was looking for . . .
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Nah, thats cool. They were boffin by the coffin
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Posted: 11/17/2011 7:42:13 PM EST
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Hopefully someone will bury this videotape so the couple can finally put this issue to rest.


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What soundtrack / song for coffin sex?


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