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Posted: 11/17/2011 1:42:29 PM EDT
COFFIN.

Only in Japan China.


Link Posted: 11/17/2011 1:45:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/17/2011 1:46:22 PM EDT by Lorax]
For his sake, I hope she didn't just lay there like a corpse. Any woman freaky enough to go down that road should have been wild.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 1:45:40 PM EDT
Disgusting sex perverts!
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 1:46:52 PM EDT
In.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 1:48:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Danner130:
In.


and out
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 1:50:35 PM EDT
What soundtrack / song for coffin sex?
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 1:51:22 PM EDT
That is a terribly uncomfortable way to go at it, those beds aren't exactly comfy.

I make them btw.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 1:51:57 PM EDT
Get your freak on.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 1:52:21 PM EDT
Hopefully someone will bury this videotape so the couple can finally put this issue to rest.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 1:53:22 PM EDT
get it when you can I guess
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 1:53:24 PM EDT
meh....I've seen much worse from Asia....
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 1:54:19 PM EDT
Graveyard Goth Girls 3: Boffin' in the Coffin
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 1:58:54 PM EDT
I bet he was feeling a little stiff in there.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:05:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ryno622:
Originally Posted By Danner130:
In.


and out


ZING
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:06:37 PM EDT
Silk lining ftw.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:06:39 PM EDT
what is this world coming to.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:11:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RTUtah:
What soundtrack / song for coffin sex?


Kinda obvious. Rob Zombie, living dead girl.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:14:03 PM EDT
Done it. Grandma would have been pissed if she was alive for it.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:15:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/17/2011 2:15:59 PM EDT by Alien]
Has nobody seen the Jim Carrey movie Once Bitten?

You couldn't have!!

Well it wasn't long enough for you to enjoy it!
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:16:17 PM EDT
Horseshit only in Japan.

The 90's were craaaazy man.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:26:52 PM EDT


I'd say she's a keeper.




Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:28:17 PM EDT
I have one for you. Girl at my work cheated on her husband with the care taker at the crematorium down the road. Kick is the guy is 74 years old, she is 30. Someone walked in on them banging in the furnace room while he was working, aka someone was being burned, and he got fired. He knew her husband and he told her husband and now they are divorced.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:29:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HUMONGO:
Done it. Grandma would have been pissed if she was alive for it.

???? Dude?? You banged your dead grandmother in coffin????
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:31:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vly:

Originally Posted By HUMONGO:
Done it. Grandma would have been pissed if she was alive for it.

???? Dude?? You banged your dead grandmother in coffin????


No, silly. You take her OUT of the coffin. How else do you get her in the naughty nurse outfit?
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:35:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Originally Posted By Vly:

Originally Posted By HUMONGO:
Done it. Grandma would have been pissed if she was alive for it.

???? Dude?? You banged your dead grandmother in coffin????


No, silly. You take her OUT of the coffin. How else do you get her in the naughty nurse outfit?


That's why the cut the backs of the clothes...
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:37:05 PM EDT
I can think of stranger things.

That said I doubt it would be very comfortable. I've buried quite a few of them and they aren't exactly built to be comfy.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:38:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HUMONGO:
Done it. Grandma would have been pissed if she was alive for it.

wat
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:44:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By tspike:
Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Originally Posted By Vly:

Originally Posted By HUMONGO:
Done it. Grandma would have been pissed if she was alive for it.

???? Dude?? You banged your dead grandmother in coffin????


No, silly. You take her OUT of the coffin. How else do you get her in the naughty nurse outfit?


That's why the cut the backs of the clothes...


Oh, you cut the CLOTHES... NOW you tell me!
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:48:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/17/2011 2:48:20 PM EDT by theBUBBAMANcan]
Originally Posted By myitinaw:


I'd say she's a keeper.







I'd go for it. Hit that from behind while screaming, "RIP, bitch!!!"
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:50:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:52:02 PM EDT
Some poor guy is gonna have to sleep for eternity in a wet spot.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 2:52:22 PM EDT
He did it because she liked it in her box.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 3:00:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lorax:
For his sake, I hope she didn't just lay there like a corpse. Any woman freaky enough to go down that road should have been wild.



Well, that may have been exactly what he was looking for . . .
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 8:09:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 8:10:53 PM EDT
La petite mort
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 8:11:12 PM EDT
In for shits and grins
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 8:13:18 PM EDT
Just another stiff.
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 8:17:22 PM EDT
Nah, thats cool. They were boffin by the coffin
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 8:42:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jerrwhy01:
Hopefully someone will bury this videotape so the couple can finally put this issue to rest.


what you did there I saw it
Link Posted: 11/17/2011 8:43:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RTUtah:
What soundtrack / song for coffin sex?


Link Posted: 11/17/2011 8:44:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Flamicane:
La petite mort


Awesome.
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