You are hereby authorized to shoot any French subject at your discretion. The entire "blond exodus" project will be funded by Canada. If members of the board are not willing to support you on this effort, they will NOT get Browning M2s from Santa this year.

Fair 'nuff.

Any weapons I want(HK G36, HK MK23 SOCOM, and a couple of Blackhawk copters, all AP 20mm rounds), plus standard loadout for my men(whatever they want, plus expensive goodies for the Nordic Chicks, and in a couple minutes, the Frenchmen will learn to stay away from the girls. We'll see to that. You wouln't want them girls to be touched by French people, now would we?

Permission requested to hit Iceland on my way out? They are 99.998% blond, and I like to leave no stone unturned.

Juggernaut

Go where the resources take you. Beware Frenchmen may be more interested in the men. Standard arm for travelling abroad covert is the MP5-PDW with 75 rounds. One 15. mag inserted in shoulder rig and two 30 mags backup. Vehicle weapons and additional gear are at YOUR discretion. Canada can afford it. Well I've done a full day, pick this up tommarow.

Roger that, progresss report tomorrow, sometime.

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Welcome to the New America-how long will you be staying?

President SteyrAUG,

I feel that finding a MORE effective method of direct parent child involvement nearly impossible.

The idea of high caliber systems mounted on mounts similar to those portrayed in the first Star Wars movie and set up on FED land across the nation would in my opinion, foster a relationship with parent and child unfound since the inception of the national income initiative was enacted.

I propose that every male born in the USA hencforth be educated in the proper handling of firearms. This should be just like a sports issue where common ground is expanded between father and son. Any weakassed pussy of a man who sires a son yet denies his manhood and refuses to participate in the father and son shoot be remanded to the office of the McUzi re-education process where these very blonde and proportioned female operative re-educators will use positive re-inforcement along the lines of the design to which McUzi has experimented upon himself countless times. After which both father and son will need to re-qualify with a M4 on a range specifically designed to test the re-education process. IE. good guy bad guy popups but along the lines of "Are you a red blooded american or a Frog Pussy?"

I believe the popups need be designed using the McUzi Principle of manly behaviour guidelines.

Oh by the way....automobiles should also be designed with highest performance options as standard and the dept of licensing re-located to race tracks...anyone not qualifying on the track will be given driving school.

[rail]Railgun....

Railgun, my new Boyscouts will make the Hitler Jugend look like girl scouts.


WORLD SITREP 14:00:

CANADA
007 and his AR15.com shock force drove deep into Canadian territory late last night. In an effort of appeasement, Canadian authority jailed citizens who secretly hoarded firearms and attempted to repel the US force. The Canadain authorities have subsequently been jailed and the Canadian rebels appointed to high level positions within the NEW Canadian government, with the understanding that if they screw with us in the future it will be sixteen men from AR15.com who will set it right.
Amid cries of "sacre bleu" the Canadian government finally capitulated at 09:45 this morning, by this time the AR15.com force had completely secured B.C. and was in the process of razing Quebec. Our forces took control at an unprecedented rate in an attempt to catch the Canadian defenders and stopped only for periodic breaks at the finest strip club. Due to the refugee problem that this action created will will allow the legal immigration of an additional 2,500 hot chicks.

CUBA
McDonalds Havana opened its doors for breakfast at 0630 today and the communist government collapsed like a wet cardboard box at 0942. Cuba now offers exciting tourist packages for the average American. Catholocism will remain the official religion because we all know how beneficial mildly sexually repressed catholic school girls can be. At this very moment young nubile Cuban females are wearing plaid skirts, knee socks and white cotton panties while being instructed not to touch their private areas.

FINLAND
Today Finland received it's nuclear arsenal and demanded Russia account for and hand over any device in the Kiloton or larger range. Russia complied two hours later. They know Finland was still pissed about that whole WW2 thing. Former Finish vets were appointed to all areas of diplomatic relations with Russia. In spite of compliance Finland may proceed with invasion and occupation.

FRANCE
Eurodisney2 opens and records a record number of 24 visitors today. Cost to the French for construction, $250,000,000.00. A desperate France pleads with our office to quit sending them fags, democrats and illegal mexicans. In response we sent more. It is estimated that by 2003 the country will be prodominantly male and unable to produce future generations of French people. In this eventuality the former territory will be divided between Belgium and Germany.

GERMANY/AUSTRIA
Advise all former warsaw pact countries that they have been rearmed. Countries line up to discuss the necessary measures to avoid a visit.

ISRAEL
Converted to Islam at 0730 today.

SAUDI ARABIA
Announced new program of free crude for hot French babes program. Hot French Babes who do not comply with US standards of personal hygene (approx. 65%) will be sent to the Arab States in a new "Chicks for Slick" exchange program. The Arabs are used to stinky chicks since they force them to wear black tarps in the middle of a desert anyway.

We got a lot done in our first day. Take a break read some porn and go to the range.

 [b] I'M IN![/b] When do we leave. [:D] Milldude

[img]http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1567996&a=11958523&p=45417674[/img]

Just a reminder, this is what we are fighting for! Guns and porn for everybody.

"MissMagnum for Department Of Feminist Ideals"

Before I would accept appointment I would need a few things...

* enhancement surgery.. I don't think a 36C would be sufficient for such a high-profile position

* 2 of every weapon ever made - You know the Imelda Marcos scenario?  Just apply it to guns.

* My own staff of no less than a dozen hot men whose uniform consists of a loin cloth and well-oiled pectoral muscles that flex involuntarily as they tend to my every whim.  They will be present at every de-briefing.

* Immunity from sexual harrassment suits... and the usual "good morning" will be followed up with a swat to the rear.

* The national budget will allow for every woman to be given a monthly stipend at Victoria's Secret

More to come later as I flesh out my plan with my "assistants"... [;)]

Dude, you are just too freaking late. I am typing from one of our poshly remodeled 737's that is taking a circuitous route, flying over Europe, bringing only a few of the Scandinavian girls back for language skills and assistance. Overjoyed by their newly awarded American citizenship, they are attempting to show their gratitude while I'm trying to give a sitrep, and it's difficult to type with someone nibbling on your ear.

My flight will take me and my air convoy of 50 or so airliners through Finland, then Sweden and Norway, then take one shot through Iceland for the blondes there, then stop by my homeland Scotland for the very small amount of lovely ladies who live in Scotland.

I have a special assignment for you however, Czeckoslovakia is not on my my route, as I am arriving from Russia(where I stopped so I could laugh at their fear), and therefore, your official assingment is rounding up the Czech chicks. Be prompt, and bring as many thousands of blond girls as possible on your first run. You will be contacted shortly, and driven to your plane. Until then, you are dismissed, Milldude.

Juggernaut

or even better: "the pootagun" [:D]

Czech chicks are cool! Maybe I'll pick up some CZ hardware while I'm there! [b]ALL YOUR CZ ARE BELONG TO US![/b] [:D] Milldude

I will personally evaluate them for you. I have found 36Cs on many women to be quite adequate. Pictures please.



Please do not invoke images of Imelda. All importation of the most current firarms will begin immediately. They will be offered at African retail prices.



Can they be French?



This will be standard "intern" policy only we will substitute "swat" with "poke."



Victorias, as well as Fredericks, will be the primary outfitter of US females.


And just a reminder, pics before perks. Post one dammit!

If I were president I would first appoint a commitee to review all laws for constitutionality. The ones that did not pass would be struck down. (about 90% of them).

I would sign an executuve order that automatically tests all new bills for constitutionality.  The judges would be members of ar15.com (no trolls).  If deemed to be unconstitutional the initiators of the bill would be tried for treason and executed.

Why don't [i]you[/i] post one?  Hmmmm??

You do know how important a public image is in the presidential race...

My pic was posted here a long time ago and not with my permission.  I have met quite a few of the men on this board and none of them (visibly) recoiled in horror at the sight of me. [:D]  

Dave we did that yesterday. The handbook of state and federal laws is 12 pages in paperback form. 42,897 people were executed in the last 24 hours and 97,458,695 deported to France.

Miss Magnum, pics to come soon. Get yours ready.

Mr. President,

I think that Miss Magnum needs to be re-assigned
as she seems to have too much time on her hands.

That and she appears to need a partner to insure that she doesn't lock herself out of her ride or park in no parking zones or even to call the cab  to expedite her safe transit home from night time festivities.

Mr President, please reasign Sara to the Northwest for a rigorous but invigorating new daytime activities I would like to introduce her to! [:D]

[rail]Railgun....

Trolling Miss Magnum...

Railgun,

Have you no shame?!?  [:D]  

I will admit that I have probably atrophied major muscle groups with my lack of activity today but I can assure you this is not the norm.  I work full time with an hour commute each way, have a small farmette with 5 horses and assorted stray and abused cats/dogs to care for, several flower/rose gardens to tend,  allot time for 5 days a week at the gym [i]and[/i] try to juggle some semblance of a social life.  Plus if I want to start pistol competitions I need to save up for a new weapon and get my butt to the range more often!!  

I think if all I had to worry about were feminine ideals my life would be CAKE.  [:D]

No. No he doesn't. That is why I hired him.

Dedicated Bachelorette eh?

I am nearly doing the same thing really, but my juggling seems to be more or less financial issues so that I can take that ever elusive next step. Today it was the AR15.com Rifle with the big well mag, a scope, couple three slings and a OKO sight. Is it OXO or OKO hell I don't know.

Been working ,ost the day doing the same damn thing MILLDUDE does! Milacron Acramatic 950!

In WAAAAYYYYY less than 8 hrs I too can convert any lower to do the wild thing!

Just wish I could do the wild thing once and a while!

[rail]Railgun....

Ok- as long as I don't have to get a lap dance by the flying cow feces oprah.  I'll just look forward to the [b]REAL[/b] fun after the 24th hour.

So can I safely assume the official CCW gun will be the HK MP5K-PDW?

If [b]I[/b] were president, it would be.

Mr. President, thank you for your support.  The Flag is up, your office is well stocked with moon pies, beef jerkey, Red Man, and Pabst Blue Ribbon.  My toothless cousin will man the reception desk, and you interns in Daisy Dukes are in position to fulfill your 'Presidential Staff'.

[flag]

i love most of the ideas, mr president, though i'm concerned at the focus of firearms training for males only.  there are a few women who probably would like to do a little bit more for this fine country than please the men in it.  how about co-ed trainings?

Coed Naked Training. ARlady, I appreciate your patriotism. Please get the regulation black patent leather garter belt and push up bra and report to my office immediately.

I will have my girlfriend personally instruct you on MP5 use as well.

All good ideas, only I had something drastic and punitive in mind. Why let 'em off easy?

National CCW -- you're legal to own a handgun, you're legal to carry anything you want -- rifles, shotguns, swords, nunchucks, flamethrowers.  

Repeal: Brady, Assault Weapons Ban, Statehood for Sheeple's Socialist Republik of Kalifornia.

Declare war on Sheeple's Socialist Republik of Kalifornia.

Manditory firearms ownership. You're a US citizen, you're required by the Second Amendment to own a firearm. You don't need to carry one, but think how polite driving in heavy traffic will become.

Free ammo for firearms owners.

Free pizza for firearms owners.

National Class III License. You're legal to own a handgun, you're legal to own a machine gun.

HCI, Million [hysterical] Moms, Sarah Brady, Rosie O'Donnel, etc. all get shipped to the Sheeple's Socialist Republik of Kalifornia to serve and die in their army.

Nickel cigars.

Abolish PMS.

Mister President Sir, I'm back, I near west point, at the specified landing base. Excuse me for a minute...
Ok, sorry about that, just had to ask them to calm down. Now. What do you want me to do with all of these blonde women from the nordic/teutonic countries in Europe that had them to spare(and some that didn't)?

They're all very well behaved and excited to be Americans NOW, but what happens it eight hours when they've eaten every thing in the plane's minibar, and and they start getting upset at being cooped up. What happens when they get lonely? Sir, I'm a brave man, but the thought of that many women all upset, lonely, and all in one place-I don't want to face it alone. Excuse me again, I'm so sorry.






Ok, I'm back, they're starting to get anxious. Sir, for my sake, tell me what I'm supposed to do with 54,100 tense, and bored Nordic women, where should I send them, and what should I do when I get them there? I await you orders.

This is just the kind of thing that makes women hate you.

yes but he'll make a great speech writer for you. who else can write about the stuff we want to hear & is the truth at the same time

Kpel308 - Do it.

Juggernaut - get ahold of yourself, if you can't handle this I can't use you for future assignments. Go get some goddam free pizza. As the line up for food put the best 500 aside for, uh...government work...and begin to distribute the rest equitably. Begin with the cadets. They will help you with logistics.

Yeah, but this "feminist" gave us some f*ckin' lecture about "objectifying" women on the "If you could have any female" post.

Sorry about my transitional nervousness there sir.

All I awaited was your permission to use my discretion, I am therefore sending Katya, Istra, Viveca, Heidi, and their 496 friends to give you a "staus report".

My friends here on AR15.com are encouraged to visit Virginia, where there are some young ladies who are in need of temporary shelter in the U.S. and will need instruction in the language of our country,as well as other things. I am working my way west, with the women, and will begin to find suitable places for them to make their own living arrangements. first priority to meet these young ladies will of course be given to members of the board, and special friends of President Steyr, or anyone else he should specify.

We're going to make this country a better place-and I'm starting right here on the job. Westward HOOOOOO!

Juggernaut out.

"Reparations for legal slavery"...(most of us)..I`l take ar of choice and 10,000 rounds of ammo as a pacifier, until the actual settlement comes in!......[heavy]

ARlady,

No one said women couldn't take up firearms training but....The frequency of violent crimes committed by young men is way higher. Most if not ALL of these young men are the direct result of a broken marriage of flat out SINGLE MOTHERS who alienated their son from his father by the God Damned child support fight that women tend to drag out in court for 18 years.

So As another suggestiong for the President SteyrAUG I propose that radical re-structuring of the welfare system to eliminate this unbalance of free money for sread legs and unweb mothers.

[rail]Railgun....

Not a "feminist" so much as I'm a humanist. I got it on real good authority that men and women both have no use for PMS.

And we're going to establish NRA training and shooting clubs in the public schools. Once students learn what firearms are about maybe they'll stop using them for stupid purposes like getting to be the lead story on the news for a month.

What welfare system?