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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:43:12 PM
[Last Edit: 9/14/2011 5:45:54 PM by Greenhorn]

THE IMAGE ABOVE IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT
Obama is demanding that congress PASS THIS BILL NOW, GODDAMN IT! A few days ago he proved that this bill existed by waving it during a speech. "Here's the bill! It exists, see?"

Well, no democrat (or any rep) has filed this bill - it's not an official bill yet, and can't be voted on. Rep Louie Gohmert (R, TX) has taken advantage of this and has written his own bill with the exact same title and FILED IT. HR 2911. It's just two double-spaced pages with wide margins, and it cuts several taxes to zero percent.

http://blog.heritage.org/2011/09/14/conservative-nabs-naming-rights-to-american-jobs-act-after-obama-delay
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:45:53 PM



Shit, I hope to god we DO pass the bill












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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:47:37 PM
Love it! pass that shit NOW motherfuckers!
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:48:39 PM
that's awesome

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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:48:52 PM


looks good to me.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:50:16 PM
Funny thing is, that would jump start the economy more than anything. Corporate HQ's would flock back to America, and millions would be hired.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:50:20 PM
ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES !!!
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:50:22 PM
PASS THE BILL
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:50:36 PM
Pass it and pass it now

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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:50:53 PM

That made my day.

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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:51:43 PM
Food has replaced sex in my life...now I can't even get in my own pants.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:51:53 PM
Needs more tax cuts.

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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:52:13 PM
Looks great. I agree with the President; pass the American Jobs Act.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:52:24 PM
Fuck yeah
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:52:45 PM

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
Needs more tax cuts.


You have to admit, that's one heck of a start!
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:53:11 PM
Fucking brilliant, it may just work.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:54:05 PM
It's getting spirited on the hill, and it's about damned time too.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:55:50 PM
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:55:56 PM
Originally Posted By HKUSP45C:
Fucking brilliant, it may just work.




I doubt it, but good on him for beating zero at his own game.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:56:02 PM
Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
that's awesome



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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:56:18 PM
I hope no one reads that bill before they vote to pass it.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:56:24 PM
Fuckin A right pass the bill. Its what the Zero wanted
Fuck that noise, OP. Eat a fucking snickers bar and lay some fucking ground rules for that woman. Start with the kitchen.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:57:39 PM
Tell the Democrats to Pass it then you can read it.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:58:36 PM
Brilliant. Hooray for the Good Guys .

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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:58:37 PM
You may want to change the title.
Since it had not yet been submitted, then the republican did not rewrite it - he wrote it. This would be the official original. If Obama corrects it, he is rewriting it.

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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:59:20 PM
Fuckin' Great!




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Posted: 9/14/2011 5:59:52 PM

Originally Posted By callmestick:
I hope no one reads that bill before they vote to pass it.

Why should they? Pelosi said we have to pass it to see what's in it, right? Let's let the Democrats put their money where their mouth is.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:00:31 PM
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They will have to vote for it and pass it to know what's in it.

....Edit: Damn beat by 39 seconds.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:00:50 PM
Yes...by all means, pass the bill, only for the Dems to read it and all have collective freakouts.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:01:58 PM
Originally Posted By ktm500:
You may want to change the title.
Since it had not yet been submitted, then the republican did not rewrite it - he wrote it. This would be the official original. If Obama corrects it, he is rewriting it.

ktm500


Obama has no power to re-write or correct shit in this case.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:02:45 PM
Would' that be a type of plagiarism? Just curious. If questionable I can see the lawyers lining up already...
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:04:36 PM
THIS is what we want from our elected leaders. Not kowtowing, not bipartisanship.

Go kick the motherfucker in the face, and keep kicking him until no one takes him seriously anymore. Victory, in other words.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:05:07 PM
Pass this Bill!
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:05:19 PM
Come on Dems, pass it so we can find out what's in it!
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:05:44 PM
Sweet!
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:06:10 PM
Originally Posted By Mryenko:
THIS is what we want from our elected leaders. Not kowtowing, not bipartisanship.

Go kick the motherfucker in the face, and keep kicking him until no one takes him seriously anymore. Victory, in other words.


I honestly think people are getting just that fed up.

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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:06:33 PM
That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Good for him.
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Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
Needs more tax cuts.


And more Fed .Gov elimination of whole departments.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:09:00 PM
Originally Posted By kuulkat:
They will have to vote for it and pass it to know what's in it.

....Edit: Damn beat by 39 seconds.


Nope 3 minutes go up a few more posts
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:09:19 PM
What a dick move!










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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:10:19 PM
Too funny.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:11:59 PM
"Pass this bill, RIGHT NOW." Obama the Innumerate.


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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:17:59 PM
Fucking genius!!! Pass this shit!! Then elect gohmert prime king executive emperor of USA please.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:19:25 PM
Good. This looks like a real jobs bill. Corporate income taxes should be ZERO. That will truly grow the economy –– not obunghol's plan that will only grow the debt.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:20:39 PM
that is awesome
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:20:57 PM
Send it through . . . if the Senate doesn't pass it, it's the DEMs fault . . . . if they pass it and Obama tries to veto it . . . .

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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:25:12 PM
Is it not strange that ignorance and complaisance are stronger than wisdom? (Marcus Aurelius, Meditations)
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:27:06 PM
Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Originally Posted By ktm500:
You may want to change the title.
Since it had not yet been submitted, then the republican did not rewrite it - he wrote it. This would be the official original. If Obama corrects it, he is rewriting it.

ktm500


Obama has no power to re-write or correct shit in this case.


Exactly. I laugh when he runs around talking about the bill he wrote.
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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:27:18 PM
Is it my eyes or is it only 2 pages?

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Posted: 9/14/2011 6:28:12 PM
Originally Posted By VRMN8R:
Is it my eyes or is it only 2 pages?



Yup.
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HA HA! FBHO
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