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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:31:54 PM EDT
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Blue pussy, man. The best.
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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:31:57 PM EDT
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Racist, like over half of arfcom
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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:32:45 PM EDT
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They slipped him a roofie and then pulled a train on him.
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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:33:40 PM EDT
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They slipped him a roofie and then pulled a train on him. HO scale though. ETA: All except for "Porn Star Smurf" he was packing a smurfing huge smurf. |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:36:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: They slipped him a roofie and then pulled a train on him. HO scale though. ETA: All except for "Porn Star Smurf" he was packing a smurfing huge smurf. He smurfed the smurf out of him too! |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:36:09 PM EDT
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Needed them to make gold or something like that.
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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:37:01 PM EDT
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Quoted: Needed them to make gold or something like that. Now you had to go an ruin things by interjecting facts from the storyline.  |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:40:31 PM EDT
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Needed them to make gold or something like that. Now you had to go an ruin things by interjecting facts from the storyline.
He was a capitalist pig who was filled with self hate and loneliness and vowed to destroy the wonderful socialist culture where all the smurfs lived ever so happy... You think I'm joking... 
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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:40:35 PM EDT
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Blue pussy, man. The best. They make the best blue waffles! |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:41:55 PM EDT
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Needed them to make gold or something like that. Now you had to go an ruin things by interjecting facts from the storyline.
He was a capitalist pig who was filled with self hate and loneliness and vowed to destroy the wonderful socialist culture where all the smurfs lived ever so happy... You think I'm joking... hence the mushroom houses. 
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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:43:38 PM EDT
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They slipped him a roofie and then pulled a train on him. HO scale though. ETA: All except for "Porn Star Smurf" he was packing a smurfing huge smurf. He smurfed the smurf out of him too! Did he smurf in his mouth ? 
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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:43:39 PM EDT
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Needed them to make gold or something like that. Now you had to go an ruin things by interjecting facts from the storyline.
There was an amusement park in France, Big Bang Schtroumpf. I think we are closer to the "facts" than anybody knows. The Amusement park sucked by the way, the town Metz was kind of dirty, and the food was horrid. |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:44:17 PM EDT
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They kept stealing his weed and Pink Floyd albums.
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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:44:30 PM EDT
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Hey can't beat free food, shelter and vision...s.
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Posted: 9/9/2011 8:45:16 PM EDT
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They kept stealing his weed and Pink Floyd albums. LoL. That would piss me off too. 
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:04:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: This hereQuoted: Quoted: Needed them to make gold or something like that. Now you had to go an ruin things by interjecting facts from the storyline. He was a capitalist pig who was filled with self hate and loneliness and vowed to destroy the wonderful socialist culture where all the smurfs lived ever so happy... You think I'm joking... Gargamel was the symbology of capitalism. Smurfs were communal. Papa smurf represented Karl Marx. |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:05:29 PM EDT
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When Gargamel first appeared in Le Voleur de schtroumpf ("The Smurfnapper"), published in 1959, he captured a smurf which he needed as an ingredient for a potion to make gold in accordance with the famed alchemic legend of the Philosopher's Stone. The other smurfs rallied against him, freed the kidnapped smurf and the sorcerer was defeated and humiliated. Gargamel swore revenge: from now on the conflict would be personal. Sometimes he wants to eat the Smurfs, other times he wants to use them to make gold, and still other times he has even more bizarre uses for them (in one instance he is so enraged by his loss that he yells "I don't want to eat them, I don't want to turn them into gold, all I want now is to DESTROY THEM!"). Though he often catches Smurfs who wander by his home or which he happens across in the forest, he does not know the location of the hidden Smurf village, a fact which continually frustrates him. On some occasions, he has discovered the location of the village, but sooner or later gets led away from it due to either a magic spell put on him by Papa Smurf or because of some other bizarre factor. Sometimes it is simply a matter of his being led away from the village while chasing the Smurfs, losing them and then being unable to find his way back. On one occasion his obsessive search led him to explore the deepest caves, the muddiest marshlands and even going far out to sea. He was just about to give up and go home when, quite by chance, he did finally find the village — but, as always, circumstances were against him.[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gargamel#cite_note-1][2][/url] There were a few times in the series that Gargamel was on the same side as the Smurfs. In "Fountain of Smurf", Papa Smurf becomes a smurfling and the only way the Smurfs can get him back to normal is with Gargamel's help. To try and cause trouble to the Smurfs, Gargamel has created other Smurfs, most notably Smurfette. Smurfette was adopted by the Smurfs, but Sassette the smurfling, whom the other smurflings created, was made from the same clay that Gargamel used for Smurfette. Sassette refers to Gargamel as "Pappy Gargamel" and she is the only one in Smurf village who wishes to see some good in him. |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:17:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:23:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: Blue pussy, man. The best. So would Smurfs get Pink Waffles? |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:26:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:29:59 PM EDT
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Eventually Gargamel got tired of playing. Youtube link.
I know it was a UNICEF fundraising commercial, but it's still some funny shit. |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:44:31 PM EDT
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Was that ever really clarified? he hates commies, and smurks are pretty communistic |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:52:29 PM EDT
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Why did he hate them? He had...blue balls.
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:52:39 PM EDT
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Smurfs lost episode.
Not posting the link here. |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:53:35 PM EDT
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Every time I see this picture, I laugh my ass off. Probably not the effect the author intended
I always dream of doing this to the smurf village 
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:54:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: Smurfs lost episode. Not posting the link here. mein gött! |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:55:47 PM EDT
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Needed them to make gold or something like that. Now you had to go an ruin things by interjecting facts from the storyline.
He was a capitalist pig who was filled with self hate and loneliness and vowed to destroy the wonderful socialist culture where all the smurfs lived ever so happy... You think I'm joking... That was what I was going to say. Go back and watch the Smurfs they were blatant Communist propaganda. |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:58:08 PM EDT
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They wouldn't vote for Ron Paul.
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:59:31 PM EDT
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Everything you want to know is here.
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Posted: 9/9/2011 10:04:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: Every time I see this picture, I laugh my ass off. Probably not the effect the author intended http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/smurf_unicef_press.jpg I always dream of doing this to the smurf village http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews25/a%20apocalypse%20now/Apocalypse_Now_Complete_Dossier_03945.jpg hahah, thats awesome. yeah I suspect the unicef ad was just an awesome failure. |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 10:06:15 PM EDT
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The Smurfs were supposed to be good little commies and Gargamel was supposed to be an evil Jew. Ever notice the sterotypical nose? His cat named "Azrael", kinda like "Israel"?
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Posted: 9/9/2011 10:16:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: The Smurfs were supposed to be good little commies and Gargamel was supposed to be an evil Jew. Ever notice the sterotypical nose? His cat named "Azrael", kinda like "Israel"? I always thought Gargamel represented American capitalism and Azreal was western Europe countries. |
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Posted: 9/9/2011 10:38:01 PM EDT
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My parents didn't let me watch the smufs when I was a kid due to the message. (Commie/hippie=good guys, humans/Americans=bad guys)
I've since thanked them for it. Beavis and Butt-head, the never really had a problem with...
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Posted: 9/9/2011 11:01:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2011 11:07:45 PM EDT
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Blue pussy, man. The best. Blue cheesy pussy FTW! |
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Posted: 9/10/2011 2:23:05 AM EDT
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Was that ever really clarified? Yes. 
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Posted: 9/10/2011 2:25:40 AM EDT
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They didn't know how to do everything, make awesome tacos, and work cheap.
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Posted: 9/10/2011 8:07:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2011 8:08:46 AM EDT
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Needed them to make gold or something like that. Now you had to go an ruin things by interjecting facts from the storyline.
He was a capitalist pig who was filled with self hate and loneliness and vowed to destroy the wonderful socialist culture where all the smurfs lived ever so happy... You think I'm joking... That was my first thought. |
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Posted: 9/10/2011 8:14:49 AM EDT
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Who else remembers why the gorgs hated the fraggles?
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Posted: 9/10/2011 8:18:36 AM EDT
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The Smurfs were supposed to be good little commies and Gargamel was supposed to be an evil Jew. Ever notice the sterotypical nose? His cat named "Azrael", kinda like "Israel"? +1 It's communist and anti-semitic propaganda. |
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Posted: 9/10/2011 8:23:25 AM EDT
[#42]
why the hell did he need them to make gold when he could just make his own smurfs?
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Posted: 9/10/2011 8:24:46 AM EDT
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The Smurfs were supposed to be good little commies and Gargamel was supposed to be an evil Jew. Ever notice the sterotypical nose? His cat named "Azrael", kinda like "Israel"? Azrael From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This article is about the angel of death. For other uses, see Azriel (disambiguation). Not to be confused with Sir Azreal, a Knight of the Round Table. Artistic depiction of Azrael, the Angel of Death, by Evelyn De Morgan. Azrael is the name of the Archangel of Death in some extrabiblical traditions. He is also the angel of death in Islamic theology and Sikism. It is an English form of the Arabic name ʿIzrāʾīl (عزرائيل) or Azra'eil (عزرایل), the name traditionally attributed to the angel of death in some sects of Islam and Sikhism, as well as some Hebrew lore.[1][2] The Qur'an never uses this name, referring instead to Malak al-Maut (which translates directly as angel of death). It is also spelled Izrail, Azrin, Izrael, Azriel, Azrail, Ezraeil, Azraille, Azryel, Ozryel, or Azraa-eel. Chambers English dictionary uses the spelling Azrael. The name literally means Whom God Helps.,[1] an adaptation form of Hebrew. |
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Posted: 9/10/2011 8:30:09 AM EDT
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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
-Donnie Darko |
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Posted: 9/10/2011 11:14:38 AM EDT
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Try as he may & try as he might, he just couldn't make them taste like chicken!
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Posted: 9/10/2011 11:15:36 AM EDT
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They sank that fucking smurf song 24/7....after a while you just have to SSS.
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Posted: 9/10/2011 11:18:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2011 11:18:55 AM EDT
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They slipped him a roofie and then pulled a train on him. HO scale though. ETA: All except for "Porn Star Smurf" he was packing a smurfing huge smurf. He smurfed the smurf out of him too! Did he smurf in his mouth ? Smurfed him right in the smurfhole. |
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Posted: 9/10/2011 11:30:41 AM EDT
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Quoted: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick? -Donnie Darko |
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