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Posted: 9/7/2011 6:25:43 AM EDT
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/k77p5/pedobear_image_in_dorm_elevator_possible/

TLDR: Guy posted pedobear in a dorm elevator as a prank: and now his RD and the campus police think he's a pedophile and are directly monitoring him like a known criminal. He thinks it's an overblown response to a stupid prank that he would take back if he could, but he understand their concerns.

Campus Officer ––> "It's as offensive as posting swastikas all over the walls, it's the same thing."


OH THE HUGE MANATEE!!

Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:27:42 AM EDT
Whoa. Think if I pulled my "30 gallons of cooked spaghetti in the elevator" prank these days, I'd be sent to Gitmo!
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:27:56 AM EDT
Campus Officer ––> "It's as offensive as posting swastikas all over the walls, it's the same thing."

I hope a student Hindu organization sues the school.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:29:55 AM EDT
You have got to be FUCKING kidding me!
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:31:01 AM EDT
That does not even rise to the level of "prank," stupid or not. What action do they take about graffiti in public-access spaces saying "Fuck you motherfucker" or "Show hard for BJ 9/3/11 10:35 PM" ?
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:32:24 AM EDT
I always get a laugh out of pedobear. However, some folks really don't find him funny.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:33:05 AM EDT
I roffled.

I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:37:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I roffled.

I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.


Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:37:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I roffled.

I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.




Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:39:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I roffled.

I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.






That's pretty odd dude.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:39:47 AM EDT
Im not privy on the pedobear, can some one explain?
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:39:53 AM EDT
I bet if he tagged the elevator walls with graffiti and gangster lingo shit no one would say a word.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:40:18 AM EDT
One of my coworkers has a pedobear sticker on his car.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:41:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I roffled.

I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.






That's pretty odd dude.


is she a teacher
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:41:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheRX7Project:
One of my coworkers has a pedobear sticker on his car.


Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:42:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2011 6:42:41 AM EDT by Thatdude333]

Originally Posted By ConcreteCowboy:
Im not privy on the pedobear, can some one explain?

Pedobear is a shorthand for saying, "You're being creepy about a kid." If anyone on 4chan posts a picture of a questionably young looking girl in a sexy pose, someone will inevitably reply with a pic of Pedobear. Many times, Pedobear is added to a picture to point out real-world sexualization of presexual kids, but it's alternately shown as an acknowledgment of being inappropriately attracted to a child.

It is used by some users to mock people in internet chat rooms by suggesting that they are paedophiles or have said something slightly inappropriate about children.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:42:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ConcreteCowboy:
Im not privy on the pedobear, can some one explain?

He's a pedophile bear.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:42:22 AM EDT
I could see the anger if he did that in the elevator at an elementary school.

A college dorm?

They're all too old!
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:42:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2011 6:45:53 AM EDT by callgood]
There are billions of people on the planet who have no inkling of "pedobear".

A short history of pedobear.....

Campus Officer ––> "It's as offensive as posting swastikas all over the walls, it's the same thing."

After hearing this asshattery I'd be tempted to slap 10,000 pedos all over campus.

Fortunately, I'm long out of temptation's way.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:43:20 AM EDT
He should just go up to the campus cops on a daily basis, bring them a box of donuts, and proudly say, "you know, while you're wasting your time following me to class and back, you're not going after the real criminals on campus. Criminals like underage drinking in the dorm, parking infractions, and those guys selling weed." Every single day until he graduates.

Then wehn something does happen like a rape, when the civil suit comes around because the campus wasn't safe, testify for the victim that the cops spent all their time following a guy who put a sticker in an elevator instead of patrol;ong the campus. Then watch the cheif of campus police squirm on the stand when he gets grilled by her lawyer about that.

Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:43:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By runcible:
I always get a laugh out of pedobear. However, some folks really don't find him funny.






I raffed.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:44:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By surplusnut:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I roffled.

I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.






That's pretty odd dude.


is she a teacher


Secretary at a community college.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:45:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By surplusnut:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I roffled.

I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.






That's pretty odd dude.


is she a teacher

Not odd, unless your a intertubez noob.

And, firstamendment shits, cept for paying for sticker removal...

Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:45:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheRX7Project:
One of my coworkers has a pedobear sticker on his car.


Is it a black Chevy Cobalt?
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:46:18 AM EDT
My brother bought a perfect "pedo bear" costume for halloween. Hilarity ensued that hallows eve.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:49:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:50:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By surplusnut:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I roffled.

I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.






That's pretty odd dude.


is she a teacher


Secretary at a community college.


COD or WCC?
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:50:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:52:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By surplusnut:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I roffled.

I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.






That's pretty odd dude.


is she a teacher


Secretary at a community college.

That's a pretty stupid thing to have on a vehicle.


Pics or
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:54:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By surplusnut:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I roffled.

I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.






That's pretty odd dude.


is she a teacher


Secretary at a community college.


COD or WCC?


MVCC.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:54:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By surplusnut:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I roffled.

I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.






That's pretty odd dude.


is she a teacher


Secretary at a community college.

That's a pretty stupid thing to have on a vehicle.

I can think of much worse.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:55:27 AM EDT
If they have enough time and such a lack of common sense to go after this kid over a zerox of bedo bear taped in an elevator they need more departmental cuts. Clearly they have too much time on their hands.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:55:32 AM EDT


Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:55:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
They're all too old!
LOL.

Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:58:29 AM EDT
Wow. Over a sticker?

Newsflash: PEDOPHILES DON"T ADVERTISE PUBLICLY!!!

(Except Nambla)
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 6:58:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2011 7:15:14 AM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]
That picture is fucking hilarious, and the placement is genius. You don't see anything until you're on the elevator and the doors close. Then he just peeks out. And at low level.

I wonder how many people saw it, laughed their ass off, and went on about their day before someone got butthurt?

Anyone truly upset by that needs to leave for a desert island somewhere where there is no humor.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:00:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Aimless:
Gee a bunch of cops who never heard of pedobear, looked it up on the internet and found out it's something about pedophilia, got pissed and thought "who the fuck would do that but some fucking child molesting fuckhead." Not a terribly surprising reaction.


I suppose actually doing some research to find out Pedobear is mocking pedophilia would have been just too time consuming? It seems to be the better approach than just kneejerk "it's linked to pedophiles online! Get this kid and then the requisition form so we can get some kickass SWAT gear that we'll never use!"

Or maybe just asking him and letting him show the cops online exactly what it means?
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:01:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Aimless:
Gee a bunch of cops who never heard of pedobear, looked it up on the internet and found out it's something about pedophilia, got pissed and thought "who the fuck would do that but some fucking child molesting fuckhead." Not a terribly surprising reaction.

Seeing as the pedobear meme is pretty much played out, I find the whole situation oddly funny... Those cops are WAY out of touch.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:06:03 AM EDT
Odds that Campus Cops start finding that bear taped to basically everything on campus including their clown cars.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:07:21 AM EDT
Between RDs and campus police you're dealing with some of the stupidest people on earth. I'm surprised they found the "on" switch to the computer, much less made it onto the internet. I seriously hope 4chan finds out about this because I'd love to see the epic troll of this human refuse.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:13:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2011 7:14:06 AM EDT by Aimless]
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:14:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:
Between RDs and campus police you're dealing with some of the stupidest people on earth. I'm surprised they found the "on" switch to the computer, much less made it onto the internet. I seriously hope 4chan finds out about this because I'd love to see the epic troll of this human refuse.

Anonymous will make sure that every surface at that school is covered in pedobear pics before it's over.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:18:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2011 7:19:35 AM EDT by Silence]
Originally Posted By Aimless:
"So you use it like a disguise..... to do things on the internet..."




5 minutes after you got off the line the guy was probably trying to see if he could hide his porn surfing from his wife...
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:19:01 AM EDT

I think it might be time to put some lite-brites up all over campus.

Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:19:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

Originally Posted By happycynic:
Between RDs and campus police you're dealing with some of the stupidest people on earth. I'm surprised they found the "on" switch to the computer, much less made it onto the internet. I seriously hope 4chan finds out about this because I'd love to see the epic troll of this human refuse.

Anonymous will make sure that every surface at that school is covered in pedobear pics before it's over.
And 9,000 penises.

Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:22:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By TheRX7Project:
One of my coworkers has a pedobear sticker on his car.


Is it a black Chevy Cobalt?


Black Mercury mid-size SUV.

And pedobear is not a serious thing... it's not like people are advertising that they actually like kids. Whether you find it funny or not depends on your sense of humor.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:24:13 AM EDT
Too old
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:24:29 AM EDT
The IT Department has moved to the 5th floor.

Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:25:34 AM EDT
Pedobear is a female, gets the free pass. Now what ya gonna do, pc police? Hmm...

C'mon, elementary, middle or high school one could build an indignant case but now I expect to read:

"We feel this sticker unfairly targets the 58 17yo's we have on campus & makes them feel, "uncomfortable." No one has complained, we are doing so on their behalf. Because we care. Just keeping it real & doing it for the children. You got a problem with that, Chester?"





Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:29:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
That picture is fucking hilarious, and the placement is genius. You don't see anything until you're on the elevator and the doors close. Then he just peeks out. And at low level.

I wonder how many people saw it, laughed their ass off, and went on about their day before someone got butthurt?

Anyone truly upset by that needs to leave for a desert island somewhere where there is no humor.

Apparently the guy's dorm's RD is some woman who has a live-in apartment in the dorm, so her husband & kids live there too...

So she apparently freaked out and thought it meant evil child molesters were in her building, casing it with the sinister intentions to steal her precious babies away!
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:30:03 AM EDT
Guess he should have thought of the consequences before doing something immature like that. College is a place for learning, not for fun. He deserves everything he gets.

There, think that is the usual canned GD response.
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