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Posted: 8/21/2011 6:22:23 AM EDT

Story Here

$60.00 an hour for a nude babe to clean your pipes house. What do you think? How long will it last before the first prostitution charges or divorce?
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:26:02 AM EDT
They come with a security guard, they may actually just clean.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:27:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SGocka:
They come with a security guard pimp, they may actually just clean go down.


Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:28:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SGocka:
They come with a security guard, they may actually just clean.

Speaking of great jobs in this down economy, how many here would sign up to run security for that service?
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:29:57 AM EDT
Finding a topless maid in this town is impossible, I was hoping to get one to detail my machine tools.




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Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:31:16 AM EDT
Found their website.



I'll pass.


Plus they only do light cleaning.

Providing a link to the site violates the CoC. So just google it. But not if you've eaten breakfast.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:32:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/21/2011 6:37:54 AM EDT by prov]
I'm surprised that's your first.Those services have been around for years in most places.

It's just an in-home stripper show but she walks around with a duster.I've never even heard of them vacuuming or doing dishes or any other real housework and doubt they really do,no matter what the owner says.

ETA After looking at the website I take that back. Most of these services use semi attractive strippers to pretend to be a housecleaner. This one has housecleaners pretending to be semi attractive.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:32:42 AM EDT
I can see the line between guard and pimp eventually becoming quite blurred.

Do they work when its cold outside?

Can I keep my house at a nice 68*?
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:34:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Mustachioed_Mavrick:
Found their website.



I'll pass.


Plus they only do light cleaning.

Providing a link to the site violates the CoC. So just google it. But not if you've eaten breakfast.


This
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:34:13 AM EDT
I make all the "help" go clothesless. Can't have them stealing, you know...
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:35:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:36:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Mustachioed_Mavrick:
Found their website.



I'll pass.


Plus they only do light cleaning.

Providing a link to the site violates the CoC. So just google it. But not if you've eaten breakfast.



their advertisement is false compared to the actual selection
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:36:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/21/2011 6:40:36 AM EDT by Schlange]

Originally Posted By GarandM1:

Originally Posted By SGocka:
They come with a security guard, they may actually just clean.

Speaking of great jobs in this down economy, how many here would sign up to run security for that service?



On second thought, after seeing their website I will pay them to stay dressed.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:38:11 AM EDT
Well, that was not what I was hoping for from this thread.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:38:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Mustachioed_Mavrick:
Found their website.



I'll pass.


Plus they only do light cleaning.

Providing a link to the site violates the CoC. So just google it. But not if you've eaten breakfast.


Sasha's kind of cute, the other two are heinous
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:38:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RTOinIraq:
Originally Posted By Mustachioed_Mavrick:
Found their website.



I'll pass.


Plus they only do light cleaning.

Providing a link to the site violates the CoC. So just google it. But not if you've eaten breakfast.


This


I will raise you

I would pay $100 just to have them keep their clothes on.....

Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:38:57 AM EDT
I went & looked...

Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:39:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Extracheeze:

Story Here

$60.00 an hour for a nude babe skank to clean your pipes house. What do you think? How long will it last before the first prostitution charges or divorce?

FIFY after visiting their site.



Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:39:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bluezerosix:
I went & looked...



Me too Does not want
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:40:32 AM EDT
Man those bitches are nasty.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:42:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
Originally Posted By Mustachioed_Mavrick:
Found their website.



I'll pass.


Plus they only do light cleaning.

Providing a link to the site violates the CoC. So just google it. But not if you've eaten breakfast.


Sasha's kind of cute, the other two are heinous



OH DEAR GOD!!!


WHY didn't I just believe you?!?
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:43:27 AM EDT
My eyes! My eyes!!!
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:44:38 AM EDT
I should have checked their website before I posted. My apologies to anyone who throws up.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:45:56 AM EDT
After looking at the pics I'm thinking maybe the security guard isn't there for their protection, but to make sure the cleaners don't om nom nom nom their clients food.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:46:19 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:46:56 AM EDT
They had a similar service called Fish House Girls that was basically the same thing with the excuse that they would clean large aquariums.

I'm pretty sure it crashed and burned quickly.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:47:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RED_5:
Originally Posted By Mustachioed_Mavrick:
Found their website.



I'll pass.


Plus they only do light cleaning.

Providing a link to the site violates the CoC. So just google it. But not if you've eaten breakfast.



their advertisement is false compared to the actual selection


That.

You could probably get a similar looking hood rat (and they are similar) to clean and "anything else" for the price of a happy meal.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:50:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Extracheeze:
I should have checked their website before I posted. My apologies to anyone who throws up.

Agreed. Buhh.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:50:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SeanTX:
Originally Posted By RED_5:
Originally Posted By Mustachioed_Mavrick:
Found their website.



I'll pass.


Plus they only do light cleaning.

Providing a link to the site violates the CoC. So just google it. But not if you've eaten breakfast.



their advertisement is false compared to the actual selection


That.

You could probably get a similar looking hood rat (and they are similar) to clean and "anything else" for the price of a happy meal.

Brb, getting business license.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:51:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/21/2011 6:51:30 AM EDT by AnalogKid]
Already have one of the live-in, lovin' variety.

She's called a "wife".

Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:51:26 AM EDT
i recently starting hiring a house keeper to keep my place in shape once a month. i thought about getting on craigslist and finding a nude house cleaning service (surely there must be tons on there, right?) but better sense got me after i thought it thru a little.

1) watch naked stranger clean your house
2) naked stranger tells her boss what kind of crap you have in your house
3) come home a few days later to house missing its possessions.

maybe I'm just paranoid, but i went the traditional route.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:51:39 AM EDT
It's Fort Wayne. What were you guys expecting?
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:52:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:54:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By substandard:

Originally Posted By RTOinIraq:
Originally Posted By Mustachioed_Mavrick:
Found their website.



I'll pass.


Plus they only do light cleaning.

Providing a link to the site violates the CoC. So just google it. But not if you've eaten breakfast.


This


I will raise you

I would pay $100 just to have them keep their clothes on.....



Yeah, here's an $50 tip to keep your clothes on.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 6:58:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SqueakyWheel:
It's Fort Wayne. What were you guys expecting?


I wasn't expecting three Bull Dykes wanting to come clean my house
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 7:08:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/21/2011 7:11:02 AM EDT by Daps]
Talk about false advertising. Two of those women look older than their stated age. Wheres the chick on the banner.
Maybe the news article will drum up him some better looking maids.

The body guards aren't to keep the client from attacking the maids. The body guards are there to maids from attacking the clients.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 7:27:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
Originally Posted By Mustachioed_Mavrick:
Found their website.



I'll pass.


Plus they only do light cleaning.

Providing a link to the site violates the CoC. So just google it. But not if you've eaten breakfast.


Sasha's kind of cute, the other two are heinous


+1. If Sasha was in BOTD posing with an AR, the masses would be leg-humping for weeks.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 7:28:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mustachioed_Mavrick:
So just google it.

I don't know why in the hell I listen to you people!

Link Posted: 8/21/2011 7:33:45 AM EDT
The owner needs to fire the existing staff and recruit from Hooter's and local colleges.


Making sexual advances toward the girls pictured would simply not occur to me.



But one real benefit of nude maid services is that it's unlikely they'll steal anything large. And if they steal anything small, you probably won't want it back.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 7:36:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Mustachioed_Mavrick:
Found their website.



I'll pass.


Plus they only do light cleaning.

Providing a link to the site violates the CoC. So just google it. But not if you've eaten breakfast.


Me too.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 7:40:39 AM EDT
A local radio station here in Vegas offers a free servic by nudie maids as one of their regular caller contests.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 7:51:39 AM EDT
IT BURNS AND STINGS!
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 8:20:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RTOinIraq:
Originally Posted By Mustachioed_Mavrick:
Found their website.



I'll pass.


Plus they only do light cleaning.

Providing a link to the site violates the CoC. So just google it. But not if you've eaten breakfast.


This


Ack! You guys weren't kidding. First one isn't real bad. Other two
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 9:38:57 AM EDT
I've seen that site before ... I'd pay them to get dressed.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 9:40:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SGocka:
They come with a security guard pimp, they may actually just clean your pipes out.



FIFY
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 9:43:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mustachioed_Mavrick:
Found their website.



I'll pass.


Plus they only do light cleaning.

Providing a link to the site violates the CoC. So just google it. But not if you've eaten breakfast.

I'll take a Sasha. I wouldn't expect any cleaning to get done...
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 9:45:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/21/2011 9:49:30 AM EDT by ISED8U]
My google-foo is weak today. Somebody IM me the link to their wbsite plz.

Nevermind...found it.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 9:45:52 AM EDT
I GUARANTEE YOU that 2 benjamins on top of the cleaning fee will make the whole experience a lot more rewarding.
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 9:47:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
I GUARANTEE YOU that 2 benjamins on top of the cleaning fee will make the whole experience a lot more rewarding.


yeah, 2 benji's worth of hard liquor before they arrive
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 9:48:30 AM EDT
OH DEAR GOD

I NEED MY EYES CLEANED
Link Posted: 8/21/2011 9:51:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
I GUARANTEE YOU that 2 benjamins on top of the cleaning fee will make the whole experience a lot more rewarding.


I think that one maid actually was born with the name Benjamin before a budget gender change operation.
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