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all i will say is I'm moving out to my shed, cause a crazy woman is living in my house all i said was "good morning honey and got "MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN EGGS!" so how long does this last? cause I'm on the crazy train
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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 12:44:03 AM EST
It was always there. She just managed to hide it till the hormones took over.


Seriously dude, I think mine's just about to start menopause.
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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 12:46:54 AM EST
When she says that while making eggs and has a meat cleaver in her hands just walk away and say "as you wish".
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Maybe you've been a raging asshole all these years and now she has a severe case of "IDontGiveAFuckItis"
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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 12:56:54 AM EST
I think I read an article where women are quite unpredictable and dangerous from 13 to 75 years of age. I do believe the threat level is equivalent to having a Honey badger with a sore tooth in your AO.

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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 1:30:18 AM EST
Mine's been like that for over 25 years, how will I know when it starts?
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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 1:35:59 AM EST
Menopause is the excuse to show you how they really feel. And had you been nicer all those years she would feel nicer now.

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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 1:41:26 AM EST
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Originally Posted By FragDoll:
Maybe you've been a raging asshole all these years and now she has a severe case of "IDontGiveAFuckItis"


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Damn if I know. Mine started about a year ago. Not crazy or anything, just hot flashes and such. I think I got lucky.
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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 1:49:28 AM EST
Hormones man.
My wife is getting pretty close but truth be told shes really pretty good (PMS wise..)
My 17 yr old daughter on the other hand.....lets just say I'm glad the gun safe is in the basement.
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Mine is in denial, and bordering on total chaos.
Seriously, it's tough to not just leave, but I'm hanging in there.
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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 3:06:19 AM EST
It's not shark week... menopause takes YEARS for them wimmenz to get through...

And those hormones going out of control make them crazy.

Remember, they're suffering it just as badly if not more than you're seeing.

Be compassionate.

Be understanding.

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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 3:10:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By FragDoll:
Maybe you've been a raging asshole all these years and now she has a severe case of "IDontGiveAFuckItis"





Wait..


You were serious?

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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 3:12:23 AM EST
I believe it was PJ who said something similar to "Men's hormones give them an unceasing urge to screw every woman they can get their hands on, yet their significant others demand control and even temper. Men should demand the same." Knowing PJ though, it was probably worded quite a bit more eloquently.

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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 3:13:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By scorpion12:
It's not shark week... menopause takes YEARS for them wimmenz to get through...

And those hormones going out of control make them crazy.

Remember, they're suffering it just as badly if not more than you're seeing.

Be compassionate.

Be understanding.

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Seriously. How can you even deal with the crazy? All rational thought is thrown out the window. You carry on with your SOP and you get yelled at. Then you change things and do what they said and you get yelled at. They also say things just to piss you off but you can't say anything back or they will explode on you. I just don't understand it and I'm afraid I never will.

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It's not just through menopause, they are crazy the rest of the time too.

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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 3:29:05 AM EST
I've also found, women in general, don't know how to let go of things. Because they keep all of this emotion/anger bottled up it has to come out somehow. You will not know what this small little might cause a big explosion, but it will need to explode. I find letting them yell, scream, and cry once a month keeps the rest of the time better. It's during PMS that it's the easiest to set off due to their hormone levels and they have an excuse (because it's never their fault). The hard part is finding a women who accepts this and calms down after the argument versus the ones who just keep going and going and going. Post-partum seems to be the same thing just that they need to blow off steam once a day. Haven't dealt with menapause yet so good luck there and send an after action report so the rest of us can benifit.

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Menopause is a Bitch!

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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 3:30:22 AM EST
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why do some women go crazy during menopause?


Because we love you guys, and want you to be happy. And we know nothing makes a man happier than bitching to their buddies about their wife/girlfriend.

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Originally Posted By JaredGrey:
I believe it was PJ who said something similar to "Men's hormones give them an unceasing urge to screw every woman they can get their hands on, yet their significant others demand control and even temper. Men should demand the same." Knowing PJ though, it was probably worded quite a bit more eloquently.


Yeah, this part is also true.

Actually, my ex-husband said essentially that to me when I was indulging myself in a bout of hormonally driven ill-temper. He was right and I never forgot it.

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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 3:30:37 AM EST
Take off the "during menopause" part and ask again...
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Hormones, brother, that's serious shit to go haywire for women....and men who have hormone issues do stupid shit too.

Sympathy, have some.
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Wait until you get old enough to have your wife say "turn the air conditioner on" (DURING JANUARY!!).

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Menopause is exactly why I will never marry again. I have a long-time girlfriend (20 Years), who I dearly love, but if she starts any of that crap I will call it quits right away -and I won't have to buy back half my house again. I put up with a wife that had surgical menopause before age 30 and I will never put up with that shit again!
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Like it or not, hormones control our emotions and our personalities.

So when hormones get screwed up you've got a problem.

Biology is wonderful.
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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 3:54:56 AM EST
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all i will say is I'm moving out to my shed, cause a crazy woman is living in my house all i said was "good morning honey and got "MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN EGGS!" so how long does this last? cause I'm on the crazy train


Sorry to hear it.

My wife is going through it right now. She finally is taking meds after almost 12 months struggling through depression. She tried natural remedies but it did not help. So went to anti-depressant route. She is much better (happier)


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Women don't go crazy during menopause.

Menopause simply exacerbates the crazy that was already there,,,

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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 4:06:17 AM EST
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Women don't go crazy during menopause.

Menopause simply exacerbates the crazy that was already there,,,





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I have three separate responses typed out and erased them all, so I will just say good luck gene5.
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Hormones. Do not fuck with them or her until they calm down.
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The consensus around here is you might as well kill her, do your time, get out and go on with your life.

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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 4:53:13 AM EST
Originally Posted By scorpion12:
It's not shark week... menopause takes YEARS for them wimmenz to get through...

And those hormones going out of control make them crazy.

Remember, they're suffering it just as badly if not more than you're seeing.

Be compassionate.

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My advice is to get a hobby or two that gets your out of the house. In addition a good quality pair of headphones ends the bitching and moaning; of course you'll only infuriate her even more, but you'll only have to deal with her now using four of your five senses. Lastly, you have lost control of the thermostat; deal with it.

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Buy more bourbon.


This! Definitely THIS!

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When I was still living at home during high school my mom hit full blown menopause and refused to take hormones because of something she read in Reader's Digest.

It was hell, she turned into a much different, much crazier person. It wasn't just emotional, she mostly lost her mind. It was nothing to come home to see her reheating 3 week old left overs that she swore were just from the other day or for her to have a hot flash, turn on the AC and blame us for screwing with the thermostat. It was like dealing with someone with early Alzheimer's with the worst PMS imaginable.

Eventually we convinced her to slap on a hormone therapy patch and everything went back to normal except for the occasional hot flash. We even gave her pistol and ammunition back to her.

The one good thing that came out of it is that when my wife has PMS fits it is just a walk in the park.

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Mine is in denial, and bordering on total chaos.
Seriously, it's tough to not just leave, but I'm hanging in there.
Women know this comes, women know it causes problems
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why do some women go crazy during menopause?


Well, for starters, they're women...

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Hormones. Do not fuck with them or her until they calm down.


Fuck that. Man up and control yourself. It's not very "feminist" to go around using being a woman as an excuse, is it?

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Hormones, brother, that's serious shit to go haywire for women....and men who have hormone issues do stupid shit too.

Sympathy, have some.


Truth.

Swingset, you are often the voice of reason (or insanity, depending on how you word your post) in relationship threads.

I want to pose a serious question.

What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I'll wait for your answer. It's been a long night. I need a shower, a meal, and a good day's sleep. I may not get back here before you answer.
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Originally Posted By FragDoll:
Maybe you've been a raging asshole all these years and now she has a severe case of "IDontGiveAFuckItis"




I don't know.....that was pretty funny also.

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Originally Posted By sjuhockey10:
Originally Posted By FragDoll:
Maybe you've been a raging asshole all these years and now she has a severe case of "IDontGiveAFuckItis"




I don't know.....that was pretty funny also.


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Originally Posted By whogasak47:
I think I read an article where women are quite unpredictable and dangerous from 13 to 75 years of age. I do believe the threat level is equivalent to having a Honey badger with a sore tooth in your AO.


I do believe this is the correct answer.
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