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Posted: 8/7/2011 5:05:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/7/2011 5:14:35 PM EST by flyhack72]
WTF. I just turned it on. 10:00 Eastern TLC.

Info guide stated it was about a woman that carried around her husband's ashes. Then she starts sticking her finger in the urn and, well, licking the ashes off like it was sugar or something.

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Yeah.

That sounds reasonable.

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Link Posted: 8/7/2011 5:13:05 PM EST
Even after death the guy can't get you to stop chewing his ass...

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Thats probably the most he has ever been in her mouth , oh wait.
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Link Posted: 8/7/2011 5:14:17 PM EST
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Even after death the guy can't get you to stop chewing his ass...


Or... salivating on his Richard. ?
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Even after death the guy can't get you to stop chewing his ass...





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I think that show is bullshit. The guy who played with hair from shower drains was so obviously not real.
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Guess she wants him to still keep tearing that ass up.
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That is going to be one rough addiction to support when the hubby is all gone.
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That is going to be one rough addiction to support when the hubby is all gone.


obviously she can acquire more husbands!

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That is going to be one rough addiction to support when the hubby is all gone.


obviously she can acquire more husbands!


But there is no one like him.
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Fake and bullshit carefully tuned for the exquisite viewing tastes of the American public.

That is all it is. Everybody relax and do yourself a favor and turn the goddam thing off.

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I thought it was not ashes at all but bone fragments left after cremation.

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Even after death the guy can't get you to stop chewing his ass...



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Yeah, I just saw that and had to turn it off.

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Link Posted: 8/7/2011 7:50:51 PM EST
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Even after death the guy can't get you to stop chewing his ass...


Eating cherries....now with one stuck in my nose..thanks

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Link Posted: 8/7/2011 8:05:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By WASP:
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Even after death the guy can't get you to stop chewing his ass...


Or you can look at it this way, he's still getting licked
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The crunchy bits.....Yum.......
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I'm watching it too. "It tastes like rotten eggs..." Well, OK then. I wonder what his family thinks?....
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Poor guy, she probably never ate him when he was alive...
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You killed me...


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Poor guy, she probably never ate him when he was alive...


Probably did, but I doubt she swallowed....
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These shows are the modern equivelent of the old time Circus Side Show.....











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These shows are the modern equivelent of the old time Circus Side Show.....











On another note to all the single arfcommers out there, shes available and can be very committed to you!!!!!


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Staged show is staged.

I wasn't sure if it just how staged the show was until I saw the episode with the girl eating corn starch.

That was so blatantly fake that it sealed the deal.
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Originally Posted By RangemasterP226:
These shows are the modern equivelent of the old time Circus Side Show.....











On another note to all the single arfcommers out there, shes available and can be very committed to you!!!!!


Ash mouth.....


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Spoken like a married man...
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I think that show is bullshit. The guy who played with hair from shower drains was so obviously not real.


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