Posted By CrimsonTideShooter:
Posted By Stonerriflefan44:
is so far from worthy of that smiley it is ridiculous.
teeth, belly, and voice make me want to vomit when I see her. Especially
since she has that "I'm hot shit" attitude.
Posted By metalsaber:
Posted By Fat_McNasty:
has this been done before?
this could be big.
I watched about 4 episodes last night and
have come to the conclusion that these inbred SOBs are an insult to gun
Episode 1: Hey guys, lets build a gun that folds up
into a metal box (ala Magpuls light gun). They go off about how no ones
attempted this before and we should do it. They go on and on again
about how awesome this would be to have if you were walking your dog
down the street or on camping trips. News flash you inbred assholes, a
pistol would be a far more effective system than your shitbox. So that
was episode 1 of lets be fucking stupid and put it on TV.
2: Overweight Mexican Security Dude got a major contract for naval
protection and needs a non lethal weapon to defend the ship against
pirates. So douche nozzle mcimbred decides to create a Russian katyusha
rocket system. So they go build this elaborate ghey ass rocket setup
that probably cost about $100 and end up charging the guy $5000. They
make "home made" bottle rockets and are super awesome yo. These rockets
don't fly straight at all and fly all over the place. News flash mall
ninja, instead of building hand make bottle rockets, you could have
walked down to the fireworks store and bought them for $15. Yeah real
innovation you turd burglers. Then homie mcillegal is amazed at how
wonderful this is at whopping $5k.
Episode 3: Some semi ok
looking woman (about a 6....6 beers) walks into the store with her fudge
packer liberal boyfriend/fiance/cover story to buy a 9mm. So owner
douche mcfly instead of helping get these people into the shooting
world/gun ownership he sends them on their way out of the store. Way to
go douche. Now the 6 doesn't have a gun to protect herself and her
fudge packing boyfriend is going out with the "guys" on the weekend now.
Episode 4: He great news. Lets take a historic Tommy Gun and
complete Tapco the fuck out of it. You know why? Because no ones ever
done it before. News flash hill billy jim. Theres a reason people
never did it before. Because it's a fucking classic. Where is the ATF
when you need a no knock search.
Episode 5: Overweight security
dude from #2 is back and helping train the local yokels (I mean swat)
and they need a ghey ass door breaching gun. But not just any shotgun.
They need it mounted onto an AR because the fat entry dude is too fat
to get the fuck out of the way for the rest of the team, they need it on
the AR so he can just go straight in. Here a pro tip fatty, just bust
through the wall like you were the Kool Aid man.
Episode 6: Top
Dog McGee Trainer needs a lightweight carbine that his customers are
looking to buy. Final price? $1800. Pro Tip slick, how about buy a
standard AR without all the whiz bang shit on it for under 1/2 price.
impressions: Owner - for the love of all thats sacred, buy your
daughter a set of braces or a trip to the orthodontist to get her grill
fixed. If she's going to be on TV, the grill shouldn't look like a
commercial for Chiclets. Head welder guy - seriously if you had as much
talent as you said you have, you'd have moved onto place that wasn't
producing 3rd world quality shit. Other guys - you've obviously don't
amount to anything since I can't think of anything to say.
10/10 On the money