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Posted: 6/24/2011 9:38:16 AM EDT

Problems started with pain in abdomen.
Spread to kidneys
Start cycling from sweating to chilling
Then develop yellow-green discharge from penis.
Time to consult doctor.

Telling doctor symptoms.
As soon as I get to discharge part he perks up.
Declares I have contacted Chladmiya or Gonnerehia (spelling incorrect)
I tell him thats not possible (no sex in months)
He says it don't matter, thats what I have.
And wants urine sample to send to lab for proof.
After I give sample, he gives me a very painful shot in the hip (antibotic) and a prescription for antibotic tablets.
Says he will call with lab results to tell me which I contacted.

His assistant calls me 2 days later with lab results.
Negative on both accounts.
Says don't know why problems arose but antibotics should take care of it.

After lots of thinking I came to conclusion only thing had changed was I started drinking flavored bottled water to
cut down on how much pop I was drinking.
Read ingredients and it contains Aspertame
Google Aspertame and am shocked to see results.
Linked to all kinds of bad stuff and side effects.
Evidently I am one of the people it is basically a poison to.
Why the FDA hasn't outlawed this stuff, or why companys use it is beyond me.
No more flavored water for me.
Feeling better now.

Posted: 6/24/2011 9:40:20 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:

Problems started with pain in abdomen.

Spread to kidneys

Start cycling from sweating to chilling

Then develop yellow-green discharge from penis.

Time to consult doctor.

Telling doctor symptoms.

As soon as I get to discharge part he perks up.

Declares I have contacted Chladmiya or Gonnerehia (spelling incorrect)

I tell him thats not possible (no sex in months)

He says it don't matter, thats what I have.

And wants urine sample to send to lab for proof.

After I give sample, he gives me a very painful shot in the hip (antibotic) and a prescription for antibotic tablets.

Says he will call with lab results to tell me which I contacted.

His assistant calls me 2 days later with lab results.

Negative on both accounts.

Says don't know why problems arose but antibotics should take care of it.

After lots of thinking I came to conclusion only thing had changed was I started drinking flavored bottled water to

cut down on how much pop I was drinking.

Read ingredients and it contains Aspertame

Google Aspertame and am shocked to see results.

Linked to all kinds of bad stuff and side effects.

Evidently I am one of the people it is basically a poison to.

Why the FDA hasn't outlawed this stuff, or why companys use it is beyond me.

No more flavored water for me.

Feeling better now.

How much flavored bottled water and pop were you drinking?

Posted: 6/24/2011 9:41:51 AM EDT

[#2]

thats why I drink beer

Posted: 6/24/2011 9:42:28 AM EDT

[#3]

aspartame and pus coming out of dick.
I don't buy it.
Finish the antibiotics and follow up with the doc to make sure you are all gtg.
You could have had pyelonephritis or cystitis.

I am not a doc. I drink water with lemon and or lime juice and occasionally have aspertame.

Posted: 6/24/2011 9:43:08 AM EDT

[#4]

You might have caught it from a toilet seat.

Posted: 6/24/2011 9:43:39 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Then develop yellow-green discharge from penis.

Most obvious case of Lupus I've seen in my entire arfcom medical career.

Posted: 6/24/2011 9:43:48 AM EDT

[#6]

This is why I make sure to only consume small amounts of water and sterilize it with copious amounts of scotch.

Pay attention, you have learned something here young one.

Posted: 6/24/2011 9:45:48 AM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 6/24/2011 9:45:59 AM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 6/24/2011 9:48:12 AM EDT

[#9]

Use Mio water instead.

Uses sucralose (splenda)

Posted: 6/24/2011 9:50:06 AM EDT

[#10]

So, Asspartame caused green and yellow pus to come out of your dick.

Sounds perfectly logical to me.

Posted: 6/24/2011 9:52:32 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

So, Asspartame caused green and yellow pus to come out of your dick.

Sounds perfectly logical to me.

Really, what dosent make green puss come out of your dick these days ? Strange times indeed.

Posted: 6/24/2011 9:53:05 AM EDT

[#12]

Aspartame isn't bad for you at all, if you can give me one scientific study completed by professionals that shows i has negative effects then I will believe you.
edit: Apparently its completed safe for you unless you have PKU.

The safety of aspartame has been the subject of several political and medical controversies, congressional hearings and internet hoaxes since its initial approval for use in food products by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration
(FDA) in 1974. A 2007 medical review on the subject concluded that "the
weight of existing scientific evidence indicates that aspartame is safe
at current levels of consumption as a non-nutritive sweetener".^{[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspartame#cite_note-CritReview-2][3][/url]} However, because its breakdown products include phenylalanine, aspartame must be avoided by people with the genetic condition phenylketonuria (PKU).

Posted: 6/24/2011 9:53:10 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
You might have caught it from a toilet seat.

Phhht - Obviously it was a doorknob. Silly goose.

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:05:36 AM EDT

[#14]

Another classic case of menopause.

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:10:23 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Then develop yellow-green discharge from penis.

Most obvious case of Lupus I've seen in my entire arfcom medical career.

I concur.

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:11:37 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Aspartame isn't bad for you at all, if you can give me one scientific study completed by professionals that shows i has negative effects then I will believe you.

edit: Apparently its completed safe for you unless you have PKU.

The safety of aspartame has been the subject of several political and medical controversies, congressional hearings and internet hoaxes since its initial approval for use in food products by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) in 1974. A 2007 medical review on the subject concluded that "the weight of existing scientific evidence indicates that aspartame is safe at current levels of consumption as a non-nutritive sweetener".^{[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspartame#cite_note-CritReview-2][3][/url]} However, because its breakdown products include phenylalanine, aspartame must be avoided by people with the genetic condition phenylketonuria (PKU).

I don't have phenylketonuria but aspartame has made me severely ill in the past.

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Posted: 6/24/2011 10:13:18 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

I tell him thats not possible (no sex in months)

What's your address? I'll start taking collections to send you a hooker. If we get enough donations I'll even throw in some blow too. (I'll make sure to ship it separately so the hooker doesn't snort it all

)

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:17:41 AM EDT

[#18]

This thread is relevant to my interest.

I just started (last week) using those MiO squeeze bottles of water flavoring goodness to get off the Dr Pepper.

For those who don't know those MiO things are great. They save you money too. How?

Get water at the restaurant and make the flavored beverage of your choice.

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:25:36 AM EDT

[#19]

You're probably menstruating.Just buy some kotex and stop complaining.

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:28:58 AM EDT

[#20]

Or exclusively drink regular old spring water with no crap dumped in it and marvel at the rebound your health takes in the next month or two.

You aren't sick you're just thirsty.

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:31:17 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

So, Asspartame caused green and yellow pus to come out of your dick.

Sounds perfectly logical to me.

Indeed. And the antibiotic shot had nothing to do with the recovery; had to be from cutting out the flavored water.

OP, you got off light. Many places won't have you just provide a urine specimen; there, you get the swab (Google image search for "male urethral swab"; prepare to cringe just a little).

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:33:37 AM EDT

[#22]

I'm sorry for you.

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:34:36 AM EDT

[#23]

had that happen to me a few times when i lived in new orleans.. just due to not drinking enough water and way to much beer.. after screwing the stripper with "dirty south bitch" tattooed on her back without rubber, i started getting this burning when i took a piss ect, went to the doc and he was like yup you got the claps

test came back and to our supprise it was just a UTI

same kinda thing happened to my wife a few months back... she went to her female doctor for her yearly checkup, i got a text when she had gotten out saying "WE NEED TO TALK" so im like o shit your pregnant... she gets home and says she has a VD, so im like better get to packing you cheating POS!!! the she said hell no your getting your cheating ass the fuck out!!! so after talking we both knew we hadent been with anyone else....
dr calls a couple days later and says sorry, you dont have a VD your just pregnant...

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:37:04 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Problems started with pain in abdomen.

Spread to kidneys

Start cycling from sweating to chilling

Then develop yellow-green discharge from penis.

Time to consult doctor.
Telling doctor symptoms.

As soon as I get to discharge part he perks up.

Declares I have contacted Chladmiya or Gonnerehia (spelling incorrect)

I tell him thats not possible (no sex in months)

He says it don't matter, thats what I have.

And wants urine sample to send to lab for proof.

After I give sample, he gives me a very painful shot in the hip (antibotic) and a prescription for antibotic tablets.

Says he will call with lab results to tell me which I contacted.
His assistant calls me 2 days later with lab results.

Negative on both accounts.

Says don't know why problems arose but antibotics should take care of it.
After lots of thinking I came to conclusion only thing had changed was I started drinking flavored bottled water to

cut down on how much pop I was drinking.

Read ingredients and it contains Aspertame

Google Aspertame and am shocked to see results.

Linked to all kinds of bad stuff and side effects.

Evidently I am one of the people it is basically a poison to.

Why the FDA hasn't outlawed this stuff, or why companys use it is beyond me.

No more flavored water for me.

Feeling better now.

My wifes's cousin was a huge diet soda drinker. She got very very bad Lupus. Dr's tried everything, told her she would just have to live with it. This was in the late 90's.
I told her to stop drinking aspertame, she stopped and after a while all her symptoms had gone away. Unfortunately for her, it made her quit her very good job and really ruined her health.
Why? Why did it take so long to say smoking was bad and let alone ban it? Big Business.. Impossible, things like this don't happen...(sure they dont)
Oh "Correlation does not equal Causation."

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:39:31 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Problems started with pain in abdomen.
Spread to kidneys
Start cycling from sweating to chilling
Then develop yellow-green discharge from penis.
Time to consult doctor.

Telling doctor symptoms.
As soon as I get to discharge part he perks up.
Declares I have contacted Chladmiya or Gonnerehia (spelling incorrect)
I tell him thats not possible (no sex in months)
He says it don't matter, thats what I have.
And wants urine sample to send to lab for proof.
After I give sample, he gives me a very painful shot in the hip (antibotic) and a prescription for antibotic tablets.
Says he will call with lab results to tell me which I contacted.

i'm allergic to aspartame.

check out 4c brand totally light, Hawaiian fruit punch light and my favorite low calorie gateraide. all aspartame free.
His assistant calls me 2 days later with lab results.
Negative on both accounts.
Says don't know why problems arose but antibotics should take care of it.

After lots of thinking I came to conclusion only thing had changed was I started drinking flavored bottled water to
cut down on how much pop I was drinking.
Read ingredients and it contains Aspertame
Google Aspertame and am shocked to see results.
Linked to all kinds of bad stuff and side effects.
Evidently I am one of the people it is basically a poison to.
Why the FDA hasn't outlawed this stuff, or why companys use it is beyond me.
No more flavored water for me.
Feeling better now.

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:43:30 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

You might have caught it from a toilet seat.

It jumped right up and grabbed his meat.

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:44:12 AM EDT

[#27]

And the moral of the story is don't have unprotected sex with hookers while drinking flavoured water

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:45:58 AM EDT

[#28]

I was mesmerized by the OP's poetry.

Anyway here's my personal experience with asparthame: I used to drink massive amounts of diet soda. And as long as I rememmber I used to have these severe dizzy spells every few weeks, like clockwork almost. Nothing else was wrong with me AFAIK (not a doctor).

I cut out diet soda with everything else pretty much the same, and the dizzy spells stopped. I've also read about similar things happening to other people.

Coincidence? Psychosomatic? Whatever, but if you have unexplainable dizzy spells and drink lots of diet soda with asparthame, stop and see what happens. That's my 2 cents

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:47:54 AM EDT

[#29]

I once got AIDS from a case of Natural Light

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:54:42 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

I once got AIDS from a case of Natural Light

"I'd rather have a case of the clap than a case of this wine."

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:54:55 AM EDT

[#31]

I asked her if she was clean.
She said yes.
Gave her $5

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:55:03 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You might have caught it from a toilet seat.

It jumped right up and grabbed his meat.

Caught it from a toilet seat,jumped right up and grabbed his meat....poetic and rhyming too..sig line material for sure

Posted: 6/24/2011 10:58:54 AM EDT

[#33]

drink plain water for fucksake not artificially sweetened crap

Posted: 6/24/2011 11:02:02 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

You might have caught it from a toilet seat.

Private goes to the Doc and says that he thinks he has the drip. Doc examines him and says "Son - you have VD. Where did you get it?"

Private looks at him and says "Doc - I got it on a toilet seat".

Doc looks at him and says "Well son - all I can say is thats a hell of a place to take a woman".

Posted: 6/24/2011 11:02:30 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
OP, you got off light. Many places won't have you just provide a urine specimen; there, you get the swab (Google image search for "male urethral swab"; prepare to cringe just a little).[/div]

A.k.a. Getting your bore punched.

Posted: 6/24/2011 11:06:46 AM EDT

[#36]

Correlation does not indicate causation. Both you and your doctor should take this to heart.

Surprisingly enough, your doctor's course of action was more likely to lead to a recovery than yours. Many of the antibiotics he may have prescribed for the diseases in question would have also served as adequate treatment for some of the other possible causes of your symptoms (UTI being the biggest that pops into my mind). You can't quite say the same about waging war on an artificial sweetener.

Posted: 6/24/2011 11:10:01 AM EDT

[#37]

My mother-in-law was using Splenda for everything in order to avoid eating sugar. A few weeks into it she started having a cough and overall sick feeling that would never go away. Her doctor had her take all sorts of medicine, but nothing helped. A friend told her to stop using Splenda for a while and see if that helps. A week later she's back to normal.

I'll never drink the shit, nor will I drink anything "diet." Even my doctor says that if you're going to drink coke, at least drink the real thing and stay far, far away from anything diet. Now if only I could get my wife to stop drinking it.

Posted: 6/24/2011 11:10:58 AM EDT

[#38]

God made normal water for a reason.

I suggest you drink it.

Posted: 6/24/2011 11:12:07 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

You might have caught it from a toilet seat.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas...

Posted: 6/24/2011 11:12:35 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Problems started with pain in abdomen.
Spread to kidneys
Start cycling from sweating to chilling
Then develop yellow-green discharge from penis.
Time to consult doctor.

Telling doctor symptoms.
As soon as I get to discharge part he perks up.
Declares I have contacted Chladmiya or Gonnerehia (spelling incorrect)
I tell him thats not possible (no sex in months)
He says it don't matter, thats what I have.
And wants urine sample to send to lab for proof.
After I give sample, he gives me a very painful shot in the hip (antibotic) and a prescription for antibotic tablets.
Says he will call with lab results to tell me which I contacted.

His assistant calls me 2 days later with lab results.
Negative on both accounts.
Says don't know why problems arose but antibotics should take care of it.

After lots of thinking I came to conclusion only thing had changed was I started drinking flavored bottled water to
cut down on how much pop I was drinking.
Read ingredients and it contains Aspertame
Google Aspertame and am shocked to see results.
Linked to all kinds of bad stuff and side effects.
Evidently I am one of the people it is basically a poison to.
Why the FDA hasn't outlawed this stuff, or why companys use it is beyond me.
No more flavored water for me.
Feeling better now.

My wifes's cousin was a huge diet soda drinker. She got very very bad Lupus. Dr's tried everything, told her she would just have to live with it. This was in the late 90's.

I told her to stop drinking aspertame, she stopped and after a while all her symptoms had gone away. Unfortunately for her, it made her quit her very good job and really ruined her health.

Why? Why did it take so long to say smoking was bad and let alone ban it? Big Business.. Impossible, things like this don't happen...(sure they dont)

Oh "Correlation does not equal Causation."

This I really don't agree with. Kind of like banning all peanuts in schools, because a low percentage of people have a violent reaction. Or saying that all vaccines are bad, because a low percentage of people have a bad reaction.

The human body is amazing, and the variety is part of what makes humanity special. It can also cause issues such as mentioned. Shit, look at allergic reactions to pollen. And while I know smoking is bad, I do believe that statistics are skewed a bit on that, to provide revenue through sin taxes. Alcohol is detrimental to the human body, depending on quantity, but you never see complaints about "Big Alcohol".

Sorry that the cousin went through that. But instead of pointing at the drink maker that sells products to billions of people and only a few have reactions like that, possibly look more closely at the doctor who should have been the one to diagnose this.

Posted: 6/24/2011 11:12:48 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
thats why I drink beer

GGGGGGGoooooooooooo BEER!

Posted: 6/24/2011 11:13:02 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You might have caught it from a toilet seat.

It jumped right up and grabbed his meat.

Caught it from a toilet seat,jumped right up and grabbed his meat....poetic and rhyming too..sig line material for sure

Youtube Frank Zappas "why does it hurt when I pee?"That's where its from,funny song.

Posted: 6/24/2011 11:13:57 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You might have caught it from a toilet seat.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas...

Oh god I probably got......the gondokakachakas.

Posted: 6/24/2011 11:18:04 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
had that happen to me a few times when i lived in new orleans.. just due to not drinking enough water and way to much beer.. after screwing the stripper with "dirty south bitch" tattooed on her back without rubber, i started getting this burning when i took a piss ect, went to the doc and he was like yup you got the claps

test came back and to our supprise it was just a UTI

same kinda thing happened to my wife a few months back... she went to her female doctor for her yearly checkup, i got a text when she had gotten out saying "WE NEED TO TALK" so im like o shit your pregnant... she gets home and says she has a VD, so im like better get to packing you cheating POS!!! the she said hell no your getting your cheating ass the fuck out!!! so after talking we both knew we hadent been with anyone else....
dr calls a couple days later and says sorry, you dont have a VD your just pregnant...

Are you saying OP is knocked up?

Posted: 6/24/2011 11:36:02 AM EDT

[#45]

Try to answer a few questions...................
I was drinking 2-3 1liter bottles per day.
No I can't with 100% certainty thats what caused it.
I do know it was the only variation in diet or activites I had had and the time frame was right.
I had been drinking it about a week when I first noticed symptoms.
So that is enough circumstantional evidence for me to not want any more.
As far as saying it should be banned......
That was kind of a knee jerk reaction to googling it and seeing the search page filled
with results like dangers, side effects, poisioning, etc.

And whoever said to drink plain ole water and no artificial or diet stuff..........
Thats good advise. And thats what I will be doing from now on.

Posted: 6/24/2011 11:48:51 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Try to answer a few questions...................
I was drinking 2-3 1liter bottles per day.
No I can't with 100% certainty thats what caused it.
I do know it was the only variation in diet or activites I had had and the time frame was right.
I had been drinking it about a week when I first noticed symptoms.
So that is enough circumstantional evidence for me to not want any more.
As far as saying it should be banned......
That was kind of a knee jerk reaction to googling it and seeing the search page filled
with results like dangers, side effects, poisioning, etc.

And whoever said to drink plain ole water and no artificial or diet stuff..........
Thats good advise. And thats what I will be doing from now on.

Your evidentiary standard is inadequate for an adult. Look up the quote, "correlation does not equal causation." You'll find some information you obviously are not familiar with.

Seriously, this is how stupid rumors, conspiracy theories and other general bullshit is propagated. "It happened to me, it must be true..."

You should not be so careless with facts, especially as they relate to your health. What if you are ignoring a stuck kidney stone that has caused a rupture or worse an infection? Please google "sepsis."