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Posted: 6/15/2011 9:24:17 AM EST
..She really loved you, was still hot, didn't have any incurable STD's and promised never to go back into "show business"?

Think about this carefully. What would your friends and family say? Could you handle the fact that tens of thousands of other guys have seen your wife having sex and hundreds have banged her already? Don't just say "YES" because you're horny, don't get much poon and you want a woman that knows just how to handle a man's junk. Try to consider this seriously.

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:25:31 AM EST


I really don't see a problem there.
Is it that we have so often been told that violence is not the answer to everything that we fail to realize it IS the answer to some things?

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:26:02 AM EST
Nope could'nt do it but thats just me.

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:26:19 AM EST
Not a chance.

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:26:23 AM EST
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I would, if her values had truly changed.

You don't really know what your getting with any woman anyways.

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:27:40 AM EST
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Sure, no problem.

ETA: It's a far more reputable profession than say, politician.

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:28:18 AM EST
Me thinks one would need a big semi to handle all the mental baggage that comes along with one of those. Not for me!

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:29:32 AM EST
Most women that you find are whores anyway. You are just going to marry a woman smart enough to get paid for it and not be ashamed of it.
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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:29:55 AM EST
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Me thinks one would need a big semi to handle all the mental baggage that comes along with one of those. Not for me!


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they have all been abused by ....anyone and everyone.

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:30:02 AM EST
Depends on how long she was in the biz. Only a few vids, mainly lez stuff? Possibly.

Someone that had every swinging cock in the biz in her at one time or another? HELL NO

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:30:23 AM EST
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Me thinks one would need a big semi to handle all the mental baggage that comes along with one of those. Not for me!


Maybe she finally got done with med school and didn't need the income anymore?
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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:30:25 AM EST
Which porn star?

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:30:30 AM EST
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No. Your conditions are like asking if I would vote democrat if they promised to support gun rights, fiscal restraint, strong military defense, and low taxes. It's like wishing for skittle shitting unicorns. The personality and values that lead you a life as a porn actress are as likely to truly reform as either of the above statements are to come true.


"Most women are whores" - Gotta love ARFCOM. And what pray tell do most men seem to be asking for on a 'date' lately? Is it a shock that this demand is being met?

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:31:08 AM EST
Marry, no. Friends with benefits, perhaps.
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Chicks get into porn not for the love of sex but because they are fucking beyond bat shit insane.
You are going to need an entire train of flat cars and containers for all the horse baggage and mental issues that former skank is packing.

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:31:46 AM EST
I'd marry Belladonna.

My Wedding present to her would be a brand new Louisville Slugger.




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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:32:44 AM EST
For me, it isn't about all the previous lovers. My problem would be just the type of woman that would do porn in the first place.

Drug money, sex freak, attention, or any number of crazyness reasons. I do not think a person can come back easily from all that.

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:33:23 AM EST
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Most women that you find are whores anyway. You are just going to marry a woman smart enough to get paid for it and not be ashamed of it.


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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:33:38 AM EST
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Nope because it would got no further than a banging session if I even went that far. I just can't see myself being with someone *I know* that got screwed and cum dumped on numerous time.
I think this may be one of those ignorance is bliss deals as long as the ignorance doesnt catch you a STD. It's like having a wife who cheats, you try to work it out but in the back your mind it's there.
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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:34:41 AM EST
I don't see what she would bring to the relationship other than being a trophy to show off and knowing how to handle a man's junk. Lets also not forget it's going to be easy to keep her "happy". I'm sure getting banged by lots of porn stars is going to skew the level of expectations very badly.

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:34:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
Most women that you find are whores anyway. You are just going to marry a woman smart enough to get paid for it and not be ashamed of it.

You need a hug?
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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:34:54 AM EST

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Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
Most women that you find are whores anyway. You are just going to marry a woman smart enough to get paid for it and not be ashamed of it.


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Ive heard enough horror stories about how crazy strippers are, I dont even want to know the ammount of baggage that would come from a "porn star".
Whores (lets not sugar coat what a "porn star" is) are like rental cars (and incidently run the gamut from jalopy to exotic). They may be fun or convenient to use, but you dont want to fucking OWN one!

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Nope

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:35:58 AM EST
I could probably do it.
This will have to do till I think of something cool.
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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:36:13 AM EST
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I'd marry Belladonna.

My Wedding present to her would be a brand new Louisville Slugger.






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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:36:34 AM EST
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I have had a chance to have sex with a real live porn star, some years ago. So my answer is HELL TO THE FUCK YES!

ETA) No the video is not online. I didn't know she was a porn star until directly before the event. She told me because she was interested in me, and wanted to fully disclose her history. I had heard of her, and even seen some of her work. She didn't look ANYTHING like she did in her "movies" so i didn't recognize her. And hell no I'm not naming names, because she is a very nice person.
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no STDs, healthy and committed to monogamy....I would be fine with it.
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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:37:06 AM EST

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Ive heard enough horror stories about how crazy strippers are, I dont even want to know the ammount of baggage that would come from a "porn star".

The real problems come down the line for your kids.. One day, they will find out.. and their friends will too. It will make their lives difficult as hell.
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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:37:07 AM EST
Assuming she was a great person.. Then a BIG YES..
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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:37:27 AM EST
Considering how bad my first choice was; why not?

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:38:10 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
Most women that you find are whores anyway. You are just going to marry a woman smart enough to get paid for it and not be ashamed of it.

You need a hug?


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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:38:17 AM EST
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..She really loved you, was still hot, didn't have any incurable STD's and promised never to go back into "show business"?

Think about this carefully. What would your friends and family say? Could you handle the fact that tens of thousands of other guys have seen your wife having sex and hundreds have banged her already? Don't just say "YES" because you're horny, don't get much poon and you want a woman that knows just how to handle a man's junk. Try to consider this seriously.


Yes. I believe in redemption and that a person can better themselves. If she has all of the values and skills I want in a mate and she has totally changed her ways, theoretically I would. However, Given all of the pathology that leads people into such a business, I highly doubt that she would meet the above criteria.
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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:38:35 AM EST
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A woman who's been wtih hundreds of guys? No thanks, I'll stick to Plent of Fish.


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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:39:35 AM EST
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I'd marry Belladonna.

My Wedding present to her would be a brand new Louisville Slugger.






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Hypothetically, if she were "marriage material" otherwise, then sure.

Practically, that would never be the case.

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Not me.
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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:41:19 AM EST
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Yes. I believe in redemption and that a person can better themselves. If she has all of the values and skills I want in a mate and she has totally changed her ways, theoretically I would. However, Given all of the pathology that leads people into such a business, I highly doubt that she would meet the above criteria.


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Unlikely.

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No...Only because everytime id go on porn sites id see her getting banged out...I could do with the fact that it happened in the past but seeing it happen would just be too weird

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Fuck no. It would be impossible to keep the delusion that my wife was nearly a virgin before me and the 1 guy she was with had an infinitesimally small penis.
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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:46:14 AM EST

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enjoy the herpeez

Seriously though, I wouldn't go near her. She does some freaky shit.

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Link Posted: 6/15/2011 9:46:16 AM EST
No thanks, the fact that she was in a state of mind to do porn, means she's not marriage material.

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Really the only difference is that there is video proof of whats she previously done.

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My wife would not be very happy with it.

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Depends, can she cook?

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as long as she fucks me the way she fucked mandingo hell yes.

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Sure would, but only if she loves Jesus and America too.

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