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Because if they dragged them by their feet, they would fill with sand.
The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master. (A. Rand)
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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:00:05 PM EST
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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:02:55 PM EST
got any more jokes that everyone knows
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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:03:17 PM EST
"If taxes are laid upon us without our having a legal representation where they are laid, we are reduced from the character of free subjects to the state of tributary slaves." - Samuel Adams


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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:05:04 PM EST
they hadn't invented the six pack yet
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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:06:12 PM EST
In before Jane.
The best birth control is a fake name and address - higginsworksforme
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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:11:26 PM EST
I predict 87 bans and 288 locks.
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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:13:03 PM EST
Welcome to .... the beginning of joke history.
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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:18:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
Welcome to .... the beginning of joke history.

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?
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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:20:32 PM EST
Something about kitchens, sammiches, and bare feet.

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I require alcohol, red meat, hot naked women, and large quantities of small arms and ammo. My other hobbies are soft, furry bunny rabbits, pretty butterflies, and balloons in pastel colors.
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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:23:39 PM EST
Lack of attorneys?
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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:55:52 PM EST
I carry mine like a bowling ball.
“Government is not reason. It is not eloquence. Government is force; like fire it is a dangerous servant -- and a fearful master.” —George Washington, 1797
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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:58:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By Lootie23:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


In a bag with stinky shoes?
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itsARanchrifle
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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:58:25 PM EST
So the sandwich doesn't touch the ground ?
Look , you wanna play blindman go walk with the sheppard.

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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:58:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By Lootie23:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


waiting for FO time.....

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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:59:00 PM EST
I roll mine around like tires.

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Posted: 6/7/2011 6:00:36 PM EST
How I long for the good ol' days...


There's never such a thing as too much ammo. There's only too much ammo to carry.
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Posted: 6/7/2011 6:00:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By Lootie23:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


Umm,



Either your bowling ball doesn't have enough holes or your woman has too many.

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Posted: 6/7/2011 6:03:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By Lootie23:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


3 holes?
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Posted: 6/7/2011 6:04:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By Lootie23:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


Two fingers in her nose and your thumb in her mouth?




What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?








Lick-a-lot-o-pus.


What do you call a gay dinosaur?








Mega-sore-ass


<Dumbass Jarhead with the watermarks - Maynard>

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Posted: 6/7/2011 6:06:31 PM EST
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?




















*gag*
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Do you know how hard it is to beat someone to death?

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Posted: 6/7/2011 8:56:19 PM EST
hmmm
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Posted: 6/7/2011 9:37:12 PM EST
Yeah, lock will be here soon....
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Posted: 6/7/2011 9:40:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By SGocka:
In before Jane.


In before the pit thread?
Visualize grilled cheese.

ATF cashed my check 6/1/2011.