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In before Jane.
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Welcome to .... the beginning of joke history.

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?
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In a bag with stinky shoes?
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So the sandwich doesn't touch the ground ?
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waiting for FO time.....

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Umm,



Either your bowling ball doesn't have enough holes or your woman has too many.

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3 holes?
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I carry mine like a bowling ball.


Two fingers in her nose and your thumb in her mouth?




What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?








Lick-a-lot-o-pus.


What do you call a gay dinosaur?








Mega-sore-ass


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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

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In before Jane.


In before the pit thread?
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