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6/21/2017 8:25:40 PM
Posted: 6/7/2011 5:59:39 PM EDT
Because if they dragged them by their feet, they would fill with sand.
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:00:05 PM EDT
Post whore
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:02:55 PM EDT
got any more jokes that everyone knows
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:03:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:05:04 PM EDT
they hadn't invented the six pack yet
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:06:12 PM EDT
In before Jane.
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:11:26 PM EDT
I predict 87 bans and 288 locks.
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:13:03 PM EDT
Welcome to .... the beginning of joke history.
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:18:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
Welcome to .... the beginning of joke history.

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:20:32 PM EDT
Something about kitchens, sammiches, and bare feet.

Everyone knows Cavemen lived in Utopia.
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:23:39 PM EDT
Lack of attorneys?
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:55:52 PM EDT
I carry mine like a bowling ball.
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:58:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lootie23:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


In a bag with stinky shoes?
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:58:25 PM EDT
So the sandwich doesn't touch the ground ?
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:58:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lootie23:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:59:00 PM EDT
I roll mine around like tires.

Link Posted: 6/7/2011 7:00:36 PM EDT
How I long for the good ol' days...


Link Posted: 6/7/2011 7:00:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lootie23:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


Umm,



Either your bowling ball doesn't have enough holes or your woman has too many.

Link Posted: 6/7/2011 7:03:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lootie23:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


3 holes?
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 7:04:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lootie23:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


Two fingers in her nose and your thumb in her mouth?




What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?








Lick-a-lot-o-pus.


What do you call a gay dinosaur?








Mega-sore-ass


Link Posted: 6/7/2011 7:06:31 PM EDT
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

*gag*
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 9:56:19 PM EDT
hmmm
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 10:37:12 PM EDT
Yeah, lock will be here soon....
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 10:40:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SGocka:
In before Jane.


In before the pit thread?
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