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Posted: 6/7/2011 5:59:39 PM EDT
Because if they dragged them by their feet, they would fill with sand.    
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:00:05 PM EDT
[#1]
Post whore  
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:02:55 PM EDT
[#2]
got any more jokes that everyone knows
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:03:17 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:05:04 PM EDT
[#4]
they hadn't invented the six pack yet
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:06:12 PM EDT
[#5]
In before Jane.
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:11:26 PM EDT
[#6]
I predict 87 bans and 288 locks.
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:13:03 PM EDT
[#7]
Welcome to .... the beginning of joke history.
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:18:44 PM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:


Welcome to .... the beginning of joke history.


Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?




 
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:20:32 PM EDT
[#9]
Something about kitchens, sammiches, and bare feet.

Everyone knows Cavemen lived in Utopia.
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:23:39 PM EDT
[#10]
Lack of attorneys?
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:55:52 PM EDT
[#11]
I carry mine like a bowling ball.
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:58:24 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


In a bag with stinky shoes?
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:58:25 PM EDT
[#13]
So the sandwich doesn't touch the ground ?
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:58:55 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


Link Posted: 6/7/2011 6:59:00 PM EDT
[#15]
I roll mine around like tires.




Link Posted: 6/7/2011 7:00:36 PM EDT
[#16]
How I long for the good ol' days...  





Link Posted: 6/7/2011 7:00:41 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


Umm,



Either your bowling ball doesn't have enough holes or your woman has too many.

Link Posted: 6/7/2011 7:03:49 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


3 holes?
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 7:04:34 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
I carry mine like a bowling ball.


Two fingers in her nose and your thumb in her mouth?




What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?








Lick-a-lot-o-pus.


What do you call a gay dinosaur?








Mega-sore-ass


Link Posted: 6/7/2011 7:06:31 PM EDT
[#20]
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
*gag*
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 9:56:19 PM EDT
[#21]
hmmm
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 10:37:12 PM EDT
[#22]
Yeah, lock will be here soon....
Link Posted: 6/7/2011 10:40:05 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
In before Jane.


In before the pit thread?
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