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I'm pretty sure I saw that on The Naked Gun.

Edit- Cha Ching.

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didn't this happen already, with terrible results? Pretty sure I remember that the gal ended up in the hospital after the blade went through the plastic and into her.
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didn't this happen already, with terrible results? Pretty sure I remember that the gal ended up in the hospital after the blade went through the plastic and into her.


That guy was clearly not professional enough.

I bet when she (the woman in the class) came it sounded like talking through a fan.

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Didn't we already get all outraged about this last month?



( ... mostly because people didn't seem to understand it was a voluntary, after-class, presentation - and not part of any class requirement or anything?)




Did you take copious notes?


Could I get a copy?
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Didn't we already get all outraged about this last month?



( ... mostly because people didn't seem to understand it was a voluntary, after-class, presentation - and not part of any class requirement or anything?)

Pics???
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should have used the dildo cart as an example.. I never get tired of that vid HAHAHAH

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This looks like an important part of my college experience that I am missing out on
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I always wondered why every time I go to use my sawsall the batteries are dead and the blade is out. Guess I'm gonna have to have a talk with the wife.
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Note to self: Don't just insert a sawblade into a dildo, it could slip off.
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Students were also warned prior to the demonstration that the material –– which would not be covered on examinations –– wasn't for the faint of heart.


My sympathy for the whiney bitches is pretty minimal. Optional possibly offensive demonstration is offensive. If you could not foresee this you need to leave college right now, and never come back.
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I always wondered why every time I go to use my sawsall the batteries are dead and the blade is out. Guess I'm gonna have to have a talk with the wife.



Now that is hilarious.


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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Didn't we already get all outraged about this last month?



( ... mostly because people didn't seem to understand it was a voluntary, after-class, presentation - and not part of any class requirement or anything?)


+10. Dupe.
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I wonder if the ones from Harbor Freight will work as well.


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I think the important question here is has the class been taught the proper way to slam a goose's neck in a dresser drawer?

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Besides a chain saw the saws all gets a healthy respect from when I use it... I cannot imaging thinking "wow, I could use this on my wife!"

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<please don't post pictures like that - they frighten Aimless, and then it takes forever to get him out from under the couch>

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IBTL.

And that sounds like it might have been an interesting class... "demonstration".
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this thread is dildoes
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I thought I read about this a month or so ago, too. I did a quick search and came up with nothing. The article seemed awfully familiar.

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said the Feb. 21 after-class presentation on "networking for kinky people" to his 600-student human sexuality class was entirely optional.



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<please don't post pictures like that - they frighten Aimless, and then it takes forever to get him out from under the couch>



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So can anyone give an actual, legitimate explanation for why the guy should lose his job for teaching an optional, after-hours segment on human sexuality to a class of students studying human sexuality?

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Didn't we already get all outraged about this last month?



( ... mostly because people didn't seem to understand it was a voluntary, after-class, presentation - and not part of any class requirement or anything?)


Published May 10, 2011
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Follow up to same story. They cancelled the class for next year.

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"In depth" lectures including a "penetrating" examination of the topic.

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I read about that here back in February. Still good stuff though.
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So can anyone give an actual, legitimate explanation for why the guy should lose his job for teaching an optional, after-hours segment on human sexuality to a class of students studying human sexuality?


Can anyone give me an actual, legitimate explanation for how a university professor could possibly think that an optional "come watch a chick get fucked with a dildo on a sawzall" is appropriate for anyone? I mean seriously, you usually have to pay to see shit like that.

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I wonder if you make a motorboat machine out of a circular saw.

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I'm pretty sure I saw that on The Naked Gun.

Edit- Cha Ching.


I think it was "Top Secret"


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Local radio ststion has the Daily Dumbass-one about a year ago involved something like this. Dildo attached to the sawblade, inserted into woman's vagins. Blade cut through the dildo and injured the woman.

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So can anyone give an actual, legitimate explanation for why the guy should lose his job for teaching an optional, after-hours segment on human sexuality to a class of students studying human sexuality?


Can anyone give me an actual, legitimate explanation for how a university professor could possibly think that an optional "come watch a chick get fucked with a dildo on a sawzall" is appropriate for anyone? I mean seriously, you usually have to pay to see shit like that.


I guess you didn't read this the first or the second time. Think a third time will help?
after-class presentation on "networking for kinky people"


Sounds about right to me. What do you think?
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I'm pretty sure I saw that on The Naked Gun.

Edit- Cha Ching.


I think it was "Top Secret"

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/662/analintruderx.jpg


That's exactly what I thought of as well. The anal intruder: "it took our doctors 2 hours to get the smile off his face"

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Originally Posted By 88_Sahara:
Originally Posted By WesJanson:
So can anyone give an actual, legitimate explanation for why the guy should lose his job for teaching an optional, after-hours segment on human sexuality to a class of students studying human sexuality?


Can anyone give me an actual, legitimate explanation for how a university professor could possibly think that an optional "come watch a chick get fucked with a dildo on a sawzall" is appropriate for anyone? I mean seriously, you usually have to pay to see shit like that.


I guess you didn't read this the first or the second time. Think a third time will help?
after-class presentation on "networking for kinky people"


Sounds about right to me. What do you think?


I guess you didn't see the end of my post, maybe read it a few more times..I was kidding man

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Originally Posted By learath:
Originally Posted By 88_Sahara:
Originally Posted By WesJanson:
So can anyone give an actual, legitimate explanation for why the guy should lose his job for teaching an optional, after-hours segment on human sexuality to a class of students studying human sexuality?


Can anyone give me an actual, legitimate explanation for how a university professor could possibly think that an optional "come watch a chick get fucked with a dildo on a sawzall" is appropriate for anyone? I mean seriously, you usually have to pay to see shit like that.


I guess you didn't read this the first or the second time. Think a third time will help?
after-class presentation on "networking for kinky people"


Sounds about right to me. What do you think?


I guess you didn't see the end of my post, maybe read it a few more times..I was kidding man


I apologize. I'm entirely too used to people who are unable to think spouting drivel about how this is a crime.
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These are the same kind of people who would/did vote for Barry.

There is a minion of them out there on the loose on college campuses everywhere.

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hell I woulda paid to sit in on that.
Sadly though the whiney pussies that were warned ruined all the fun

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Students were also warned prior to the demonstration that the material –– which would not be covered on examinations –– wasn't for the faint of heart.


My sympathy for the whiney bitches is pretty minimal. Optional possibly offensive demonstration is offensive. If you could not foresee this you need to leave college right now, and never come back.

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