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Posted: 4/30/2011 10:47:01 PM EST
For when the shit hits the fan.




Repost, yes no maybe?

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Link Posted: 4/30/2011 10:51:26 PM EST
I don't get it...
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Link Posted: 4/30/2011 10:52:46 PM EST

Well.. That's better than pulling a Vincent Vega...





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Link Posted: 4/30/2011 10:53:00 PM EST

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Link Posted: 4/30/2011 10:53:02 PM EST
Only effective if used with tactical de-wormer.

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Link Posted: 4/30/2011 10:59:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/30/2011 11:00:05 PM EST by tperkins]
That's a tactical toilet paper holder.

The actual toilet paper needs to be covered in rows of unused MOLLE and velcro filled with Milspec Monkey patches before it can be called tactical. Chris Costa's chest hair can also be woven in for extra absorbancy.

I didn't say that...
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Link Posted: 4/30/2011 11:22:06 PM EST

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Link Posted: 4/30/2011 11:24:07 PM EST
I always take toilet paper in my bag because shit happens every time I go out into the desert or forest but that is taking it too far.
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Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:03:18 AM EST
IGNORANT AMERICAN CRAW-SHRIMP FARMER, YOU DESTROY RIFLE MADE BY GREAT MIKHAIL TIMOFEYEVICH KALASHNIKOV WITH YOUR LAZY PAPER APPARATUS FOR THE WIPINGS OF ASSES.

PLEASE TO REMOVE PAPER FOR THE WIPINGS OF ASSES AND ALL ASSOCIATED ACCESSORY FROM GREAT PROLETARIAT RIFLE. SOVIET SOLDIER NOT NEED SUCH CAPITALIST ACCESSORISINGS. SOVIET SOLDIER USE RAG UNIFORMS OF FASCIST INVADERS MADE DEAD IN DEFENESE OF MOTHERLAND.

YOU FIX RIFLE AND RETURN TO GRAS OF MARDI IMMEDIATELY THANK YOU.
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Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:14:41 AM EST
This too...




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Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:29:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By DanNH:
This too...


http://www.armybarracks.com/products/787.jpg

This made my night.

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Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:32:24 AM EST
Does this mean the troops don't have to pull out?

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