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PegLegRacer
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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:47:01 AM
For when the shit hits the fan.




Repost, yes no maybe?
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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:51:26 AM
I don't get it...
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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:52:46 AM

Well.. That's better than pulling a Vincent Vega...





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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:53:00 AM
You tried
stolenthunder
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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:53:02 AM
Only effective if used with tactical de-wormer.

Kind of Halal.
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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:59:35 AM
[Last Edit: 5/1/2011 4:00:05 AM by tperkins]
That's a tactical toilet paper holder.

The actual toilet paper needs to be covered in rows of unused MOLLE and velcro filled with Milspec Monkey patches before it can be called tactical. Chris Costa's chest hair can also be woven in for extra absorbancy.
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:22:06 AM
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:24:07 AM
I always take toilet paper in my bag because shit happens every time I go out into the desert or forest but that is taking it too far.
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Posted: 5/1/2011 5:03:18 AM
IGNORANT AMERICAN CRAW-SHRIMP FARMER, YOU DESTROY RIFLE MADE BY GREAT MIKHAIL TIMOFEYEVICH KALASHNIKOV WITH YOUR LAZY PAPER APPARATUS FOR THE WIPINGS OF ASSES.

PLEASE TO REMOVE PAPER FOR THE WIPINGS OF ASSES AND ALL ASSOCIATED ACCESSORY FROM GREAT PROLETARIAT RIFLE. SOVIET SOLDIER NOT NEED SUCH CAPITALIST ACCESSORISINGS. SOVIET SOLDIER USE RAG UNIFORMS OF FASCIST INVADERS MADE DEAD IN DEFENESE OF MOTHERLAND.

YOU FIX RIFLE AND RETURN TO GRAS OF MARDI IMMEDIATELY THANK YOU.
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Posted: 5/1/2011 6:14:41 AM
This too...



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Posted: 5/1/2011 6:29:25 AM

Originally Posted By DanNH:
This too...


http://www.armybarracks.com/products/787.jpg

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Posted: 5/1/2011 6:32:24 AM
Does this mean the troops don't have to pull out?